User:Zim ulator/awards

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[edit] Awards

Rabbi Techno awards you this lovely Mechanical Thing because you voted for something I wrote to be featured. Cheers!

HallBugs 2007

I was flattered to be nommed Noob of the Month.

Nominated Noob of the Month This user has been nominated for Noob of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month.

Nominated for the Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation. This award recognizes superb reporting in UnNews Audio segments. My mother would be so proud, unless she knew what it is I actually do, here on Uncyclopedia. Thanks to all who voted for me. You are pre-blessed. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 04:15, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

N.B. seen below is a mock-up of the Goldstein Award , for which I was nommed. Were this the actual award, Zombie Jesus would be eating your brain right now. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:25, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

Now it is the acutal award. –H. 05:38, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award June 2006

E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award August 2006

This user has recorded a lot of my unnews stories, and as a recognition, has been bestowed this poorly admixtured MS painted picture of a medal (sorry about the color, I tried to change it but it was too hard for my non-1337 "skills").

I'm particularly pleased by this award. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:41, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Wow! Cool! I think... heh heh... rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 13:33, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Hallbugs Nominee This user is nominated for the HallBugs 2007 Academy Award. You can go vote for him/her at User:Gert5/hallbugs.

[edit] Hate mail

I got this one today. Some douche bag replaced my talk page with "You Are a gay prick who sucks his mums cock Bastard". Heh heh. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:02, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

rev zim creates evil Uncyc artifacts.

Date: Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:41:47 -0700 (PDT) From: "Mr. Evelyn Scratchme" <zim_ulator@yahoo.com> Subject: Re: ass hole, wait and see how many poeple read my thing To: "Enrico" <zigilgorg@yahoo.com>

Dear Enrico,

So nice to hear from you! Thanks for your insight into my deletion process, I will certainly take it under consideration.

I'm so sorry, but I don't remember the article which you're talking about here. Obviously it's of incredible importance to you, and of none to me personally. I extend my heartfelt apologies for having offended you so deeply. I will save this exchange as a reminder of my imperfection in the eyes of god.

The rev blesses you, zim

A zim_ulation of when Reverend zim was a Zoroastrian, getting revelation from the Gods, Ahura Mazda and Joe Isuzu.

--- Enrico <zigilgorg@yahoo.com> wrote:

dear asshole

you huffed my dear short writing entitled " the

Iran's army chief declared war on potato chips"

dear fuckhole

if you pay attention to the real image that was

included in the thing, you'd realize it was very

very funny, contrasting your fucking annoying shit.

Plus, you could wait and see how many visitors

that little satire of mine gets, before fucking

delete it

There aren't enough curse words in this for me to understand it. Is he saying he likes you and wants to have tea?--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 06:19, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Your reply is the single funniest thing I have read here in a long time. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:29, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

And humor gets nailed by humour. Sweet as. --thematrixeætsyou, the master (talk) ([[Talk:Special:Random|flames]])