User:ZombieJeff

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


Paladin.gif This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft24-7.
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.



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usb This user likes to use userboxes.


Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


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Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
CohoSalmon.jpeg This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.


Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. Help!
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Leon Trotsky icon.jpg This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.
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Biohazardnew.jpg This user is an evil clone of God.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.


Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Image-4.jpg Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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usb This user likes to use userboxes.


BS This userpage is bullshit.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


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Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Villianc.jpg This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
Hummingruby.jpg This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.


Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.


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Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.


? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
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This user is a geek.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
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Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.


Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins are control freaks.
NO This user doesn't care.
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ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
File:Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
Jihad.jpg This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain