User talk:ASHPD

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Hello, ASHPD, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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About ICU[edit]

I know that your article is on VFD right now but that doesn't give you the right to ICU it. If you read the pee review and improve it, then I will take your article off VFD. Thank you. --Nekami 11:38, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Nekami You have no power to remove ANYTHING from the VFD page. Do not imply to other users that you do. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 13:15, Mar 9
I seriously don't have the power to remove articles from VFD. That's why I'm asking one of the guys who are authorized to close votes on VFD. --Nekami 13:17, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

How to Improve Read Alert 3[edit]

Okay. First off, remove all of the stale jokes. These include Chuck Norris. Russian Reversal and anything you can find. This is Uncyclopedia, not In-jokapedia.
Secondly, I think that you should probally try to improve the story a bit and remove some pop culture refrences as well as some of the stale elements of the story.
Thirdly. Originality = Funny

Those are my opinions. --Nekami 12:57, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

This article has just been Reviewed. ASHPD if you just follow the instructions give by me when you asked me about this previously, as well as the comments left by the reviewer in the review you will be fine. If you have any more questions ASHPD, feel free to contact me via my talk page. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 13:18, Mar 9

Voting on VFD[edit]

Hea, thanks for voting over at VFD... Just to let you know, when adding a a new vote, please put it at the bottom (underneath the other votes on that article). New article nominations go at the top. Thanks. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 16:34, Mar 15

Alrighty!--ASHPD 03:59, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

Join the UnOrder Today![edit]

~ Readmesoon

To join the UnOrder, You put your name under one of the ranks. In your case, probably CUNt. Why should you do this? Why should someone join the CMC or the Mafia? I mean, this is for people who probably won't get Writer of the Month anytime soon. That's why we have Weiner of the Month and Recyclopedian of the Month. Not to mention User:Readmesoon/b00b of the Month for new users. This place is all about fun. Don't forget to vote in the votes! ~ Readmesoon

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Master ASDPD, you are graduated![edit]

Well, you may have noticed that I have now graduated you from the AAN programme. This means that you are not a n00b anymore, and that you can adopt n00bs yourself now if you want to. You know, your skills as a writer, and your knowledge of using the Uncyc wiki have really gone from strength to strength. When I think back to some of your first stuff here, the progression, and improvement you have shown has really been obvious. Not that your first articles were bad per say, just that the stuff you are doing these days is much better. You always tend to choose what I think are dam hard subjects to write about!!! Any way, regarding your latest article I'm not sure I can really help much with the actual content. I don't know the comic. I read through what you have written, and it all appears to be reasonable. Good spelling, punctuation and the like. I made the boxes a bit wider, as I saw no reason for them to be so thin. I think you might consider using some colours which make the text stand out a bit more, as black text on a dark background is a bit hard to read. Personally, I'm not a fan of using capital letters like you have here, but I guess considering the subject it's OK...

Anyway, congratulations on your graduation... :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 16:48, Feb 6

Oh yea... Going back to your latest article, I think it's fine now to move this into the mainspace. Don't forget to add some links from other related Uncyc articles to your article so that other people can find it. You know how it works... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 16:50, Feb 6

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Gave Rorschach a Look...[edit]

...I like what you did with it. I especially like the Zach Synder bit at the end. Overall, a real improvement, I think. --Guildensternenstein 05:22, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! --A. SHePerD 11:08, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Did you want me to give Rorschach another look via Pee, because if so I will. --Guildensternenstein 02:47, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

By all means, please!--A. SHePerD 02:42, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

I too gave it a look, and proof-read it for you. There were very few errors, basically none at all with regards to the spelling and just a few with the grammar. I haven't removed the proofread tag because hopefully others will find it and hone the dialogue further, which I wouldn't be so good at because ideally you need an American, I think. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:39, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

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UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!![edit]

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UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit]

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Hey Your C&C articles are cool but...[edit]

Many articles got User:ASHPD/ on their titles and maybe it looks pretty offense. Believe me. Why donchu move them?--Dah Dope Boyz' 01:51, October 25, 2009 (UTC)