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[edit] HELLO SEPTEMBER!!! =
Let the summer vandalism BEGIN!!! ... ...KUN...Spam 04:52, September 3, 2009 (UTC) Too damned easy! Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF!
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Thanks for voting for! It's my first feature! CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 01:59, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] UnSignpost 4th September
The newspaper that missed an issue and no-one even noticed.
Date September something-or-other, 2009 • Issue 63 • Nobody reads this bit anyway
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Left alone to write the entire UnSignpost, Ape delivers sub-par, mostly self-referential issue "What happened to the signpost?" was the question on literally nobody's lips this week, as Uncyclopedia's favourite newspaper which everyone loves to read but no-one can be bothered to write for took another step on the long slow descent to obscurity. However, our intrepid hero, i.e. me, soon discovered the enormity of the task that lay ahead of him. Boxes had to be filled, interesting and thought-provoking forums had to be discovered and linked to, block logs had to be accessed and trawled for witty comments (unsuccessfully, as it turned out) and this article and presumably another one below it had to be written. "I never thought it could be this hard," Ape told himself, with sexual innuendo very much intended. "How did Gerrycheevers keep finding stuff to write about? There doesn't really seem to be much happening around here. I mean, I could start whoring my newest articles under the flimsy guise of self-referential irony, but that would be shit really. Who wants to see that? Nobody, that's who." However, in the absence of anything funny or clever to say, our hero, (who is gradually being revealed to be more of an anti-hero, like Alex in A Clockwork Orange, except with no sense of style) proceeded to do exactly that, shamelessly whoring two articles (which, if anything, evince his decline as a comedy writer), eliciting a universal chorus of groans and boos from all who had the misfortune to read it. An appeal to the Uncyclopedia community Seriously guys, if you don't want any more shitty issues like this I'm going to need help, or else the signpost is going to die like all the other well-intentioned projects that nobody bothers with. What we need is:
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Teh PWNerator B=D~ 16:55, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] UnSignpost Randomber 65th
The only newspaper that Codeine's mum has randomized
Date August 27th, 2009: THE RANDOM ISSUE • Issue 62 • Because the truth is not random enough
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Random Headline At 7:47 PM, sacrifices wrote a chromosome. While virus was quantifing, a ricer suddenly blessed. Walk softly and carry a 500 gigawatt laser. L. Ron Hubbard rebels needle! Man of God deters an anvil! SPRINKLES RHODESIA! Everything considered, mink deters chainsaws! Did the umpire admonish...
First and foremost, unsophisticated 1984 6 Mrs. domino rockets Eyak FUCK loomas Wednesday Delores <insert name here> spear enormous tralk furfag. 9 and 3/4 5:09 PM MOTHERFUCKER. liek omg wut?!!11!one Babe Ruth was a total Bitch! Look, I'm not saying he wasn't good at baseball! I'm not trying to destroy your great baseball heroes. But let's not kid ourselves here. Babe Ruth was a complete and total bitch. Come on. He couldn't catch the ball. And he whined at the umpires when people called him fat (even though he totally was). And he always talked about how much his feelings were hurt by people trying to buy him a beer. Signpost Has Gone Officially Bat fuck Insane
Due to frequent lack of interest and excitement, this UnSignpost issue has now gone totally insa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Genital wart in the left politician! BOMB IRAN! HEIL CAJEK! judge. zombie. |
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Everything considered, please think of the etchings needles! 16:47, 7 September 2009
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