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Thanks for voting for right arrow! You deserve this crappy template! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 02:34, 20 October 2007 (UTC)


Thank you, Admin! --  Le Cejak <-> 03:09, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews[edit]

The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator, contemplating your fate.

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Zimulator just gave me an award! I must be moving up in the world! --SPY Administrator (Complain<font-style="color:#6600FF">|I rock<font-style="color:#6600FF">|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 02:17, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

For the love of Dawn[edit]

Don't use this template! It is a good idea to create a "non signed posts" template but not under Pokemon theme! This will just make sure to kill the template soonish, instead of promoting this idea. I suggest you think about a different theme....~ 16:27, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

OK. But I'm keeping the image, if at all possible. --SPY Administrator (Complain<font-style="color:#6600FF">|I rock<font-style="color:#6600FF">|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 16:30, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
Take a look at it now, I played with it a little. ~ 16:46, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
Ah well. I liked the old pic, but the new one is also good. --SPY Administrator (Complain<font-style="color:#6600FF">|I rock<font-style="color:#6600FF">|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 16:48, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
Feel free to revert, I just think that the Pokemon theme doesn't work well with the majority of the people here, and also it doesn't really connect to the tilde issue. It's a good idea anyhow...~ 16:50, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
No, the new image is great. I just liked the old one too. About equally. You are certainly right. People have issues with Pokemon here, which sucks. --SPY Administrator (Complain<font-style="color:#6600FF">|I rock<font-style="color:#6600FF">|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 16:52, 28 October 2007 (UTC)


Ohh, take my entire article, I just wanted to make a new one for revival. Looks like you beat me! Yup, urs is way better, I barely even know who Dawn is, I just make fun of her, like with that very old General Grievous engagement thing. I think you should take my stalker thing, I think that'll be good, but all of the stalkers should have things in common, like Davy Jones and General Grievous are ugly, evil stalkers of Dawn. There! Not like um... Mario and George Dubya Bush stalk I dunno, Stewie Griffin. WTF do Mario, George Dubya, and Stewie have in common. Anyways take my article, get it Pee Reviewed two or more times, and BAM! We'd have done it, revived one article, but I'm not sure if ur going to revive more, I am. P.S. Did ur house get hit by Mischief Night? Just Kidding! --

Ineedaname 19:18, 30 October 2007 (UTC) I'm using my version for the time being. --SPY Administrator (Complain<font-style="color:#6600FF">|I rock<font-style="color:#6600FF">|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 23:36, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your vote, and sorry I edited your page so much[edit]

Hey Banjo (right?), In exchange for voting yes and for me violating Dawn, would you care to review a new article of mine? --  Le Cejak <-> 13:14, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Actually, your edits are awesome. Continue, by all means. I actually was under writer's block, as at the time you started editing it was still not good enough to place back into mainspace. When you're done, though, it may actually be worthy. Also, I'm not worthy to pee review your articles. They're too good, and I have no idea how to help you improve on them. --SPY Administrator (Complain<font-style="color:#6600FF">|I rock<font-style="color:#6600FF">|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 15:46, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
That's very cool that you're so honest (and that you understand the nature of pee reviews)! Anyways, take a look at the article, and post your reaction on your talk page, here. I wouldn't mind any kind of feedback, even just a short reaction. --  Le Cejak <-> 15:59, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
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Final Score: 44 Great article. Some minor fixes, and you have yet ANOTHER VFH. You really turn out a lot of them.
Reviewer: SPY Administrator (Complain<font-style="color:#6600FF">|I rock<font-style="color:#6600FF">|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH


I just worked on a collab with my adopter and now it's up on vfh 1 day later. Let's me and you work on an article idea I'm having. Something like Why?:Don't Eat People (as opposed to your Why?:Eat People, just because my idea actually has more stuff we could write about, and it's unexpected). Would you... take my hand? --  Le Cejak <-> 01:00, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

*ignores creepy part* Sure, I'll help. --SPY Administrator (Complain<font-style="color:#6600FF">|I rock<font-style="color:#6600FF">|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 17:29, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
whoops, already written. However, please please review it? As for Gradius, it's pretty bad and there are other opinions out there. Some people love my hideous article hard to read, some despise it. Anyways, review? And go in depth. --  Le Cejak <-> 17:44, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for voting for Cancer[edit]

Fuckyeah2.gif Aaawww...
Administrator has been diagnosed with cancer.
gallbladder cancer. Yeah. Incurable.

Have a weird little user template! --  Le Cejak <-> 22:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

You bad man![edit]

Bad, bad man. Don't do this again. Editing the comments of others can only lead to an Orwellian nightmare of nightmarian Orwellan...something bad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:36, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

*checks history* Oh crap. Sorry, I thought someone had edited One-eyed Jack's post after I was done with replying to it. Won't happen again.* --SPY Administrator (Complain<font-style="color:#6600FF">|I rock<font-style="color:#6600FF">|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 03:42, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
*Unless I fail to check the history again.
Well okay, then. Just remember that I've got my eye on you, mister...guy! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:46, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Army of Banjo2e[edit]

How can I join the Army of Banjo2e? I've finally worked up the courage to enlist, and now the recruiting page seems to be deleted! --YeOldeLuke 00:51, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, gimme a sec... OK, the links are fixified now. Or they will be shortly, if they aren't. *Edit: That line was a lie.* --SPY Administrator (Complain<font-style="color:#6600FF">|I rock<font-style="color:#6600FF">|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 03:12, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks and, uh, stuff[edit]

Basic Chandelier.jpg Ta muchly!

Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks
for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off.
It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!

Ah, 'tis you of the misleading username. Well, I bestow gratitude on you.

You have been thanked, and now (with weary predictability) I must fuck off! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 23:40, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Something relating to Illogicopedia...[edit]

This has to do with that article you tried to write about Gradius. Should we ask a real administrator for help moving the article to Illogicopedia? It is probably going to need to be temporarily undeleted to User:Administrator/Gradius while we work on it. I feel that Illogicopedia would greatly benefit from such an article. Pentium5dot1 20:15, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

I'm going to take this matter to the Village Dump. Pentium5dot1 05:33, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

*STAR WARS theme plays...*[edit]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....

It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader.

However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:58, Dec 7

so i herd u liek plai nexuswhar[edit]

Yeah. I saw your character while I was walking around.

We have run a nexus war faction. unless that Banjo2E dude isn't you. Cheerio! --Asema 06:48, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, but I already joined another faction. However, my second character WILL be in the Uncyclopedia faction. --SPY Administrator (Complain<font-style="color:#6600FF">|I rock<font-style="color:#6600FF">|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 13:51, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

n00bs of war[edit]


You were whored once by an evil man who has gone from the dark side to the side of goodness. He has ended his whoring ways. he has crawled out of his swamp of depression. He has taken up golf and fishing. He has shaved his face. He has taken a shower. He has eaten breakfast. He has put on a white suit. He has gone back to work. He has gotten engaged. He has taken away the hot picture that used to be here. This template replaces the evil whoring he once did. He is sorry. This message was paid for with positive energy and love

Kindly Sir, I need the backing of an admin, or fail that, someone who looks like an admin. Please support the cause!

Sincerely, --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 23:24, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

He's being a dirty whore who is launching sneer attacks towards a completley innocent user. Don't feed the whores, and vote for the candidate who is less of a whore--Æ 23:32, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
If they were such lies, then why didn't he bring any breasts for show & tell? I stand by my claims. save Uncyclopedia! Vote for me! --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 23:49, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Stop the wh0ring, vote ME!!! --Æ 00:22, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Hi folks! I'm a real admin! This is just ridiculous! Whoring has caused site-splitting drama in the past, so if I see this escalate any further, I won't hesitate to ban both of you for any time up to a whole week. Cheers! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:52, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas![edit]

WinterBreakCalendar.PNG Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:30, Dec 17

Merry Xmas![edit]

~ Merry Xmas Administrator! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)


Just going around stabbing poking all the people who have idled out on Nexus War, hopefully trying to coax them back into becoming active. So...

POKE (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 17, 13:52

Dude, it's me[edit]

Welcome back, although I don't think we actually talked or anything!   Le Cejak <May 02, 2008 [2:12]>

Duuuuude! --SPY Administrator (Complain<font-style="color:#6600FF">|I rock<font-style="color:#6600FF">|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 13:18, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
...Dude.   Le Cejak <May 02, 2008 [13:21]>
Yea, dude? --SPY Administrator (Complain<font-style="color:#6600FF">|I rock<font-style="color:#6600FF">|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 13:25, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Dude, I was just thinkin' n' wonderin' what stuffs you got goin' on in Uncyc right now?   Le Cejak <May 02, 2008 [14:42]>
Well, I kinda just got back, so it'll take a while to get everything warmed up, dude. But it'll be sweeeeeet, dude. --SPY Administrator (Complain<font-style="color:#6600FF">|I rock<font-style="color:#6600FF">|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 20:32, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

This guy is my hero.[edit]

You are definitely the most hellafuckin balls-to-the-wall awesomest user except for all the admins. Moar 17:53, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Thank you. --SPY Administrator (Complain<font-style="color:#6600FF">|I rock<font-style="color:#6600FF">|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 23:49, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

Judge Dredd Approves[edit]

'You are the Law' Judge Dredd 17:58, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit]

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 07:54, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Where you go?[edit]

I liked you :( -RAHB 09:27, March 15, 2010 (UTC)