User talk:Ahoerstemeier

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You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit]

Hello, Ahoerstemeier, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- User:Mordillo/sig4 11:23, 4 December 2008 (UTC)


For reverting mad IPs your earn your first award:

And another thanks on the ongoing fight against terror spamming. User:Mordillo/sig3 12:51, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Don't replace crap with[edit]

{{Delete}}, this is a bad practice. Should something like that come along use QVFD and an admin will sort it out. Thanks there:)--Sycamore (Talk) 14:13, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

kennyisinvisible's talk is glitchy

Welcome back[edit]

Welcome back (no sarcasm intended). The Hills of Home also needs to be huffed, for a similar reason to Take Productions removal. There surely is other work here that requires the attention of an admin. Thanks,

Alicia Keys 23:31, 11 May 2011 (UTC)

Done - didn't know until yesterday that someone made me an administrator with all the evil powers I know have. Harr, Harr. And just because I removed crap here in past posted by a total lunatic. But seriously, I doubt I will be here often. Ahoerstemeier 15:48, 12 May 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, again - recommended promotion for Bubbles Green as Sysop to help keep site in order. Yes, promotions can be done by a Bureaucrat.

Alicia Keys 17:36, 16 May 2011 (UTC)


Can I have page deletion or sysop privileges? I see a lot of spam clogging server space. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 20:22, 24 June 2011 (UTC)

Forgot to log in... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 20:22, 24 June 2011 (UTC)
Sorry, cannot, I have been made administrator without knowing, but to promote other users one needs to be bureaucrat. Ahoerstemeier 22:09, 24 June 2011 (UTC)
I'm back off on my trek. I've been misinformed... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 23:00, 24 June 2011 (UTC)
I need to block some vandals. •~• --Bubbles Green (talk) 01:33, 1 July 2011 (UTC)

I am new here. I have account. So... I log in. I write title of article I want to create in toolbox. I search for it. I found nothing and click on option to create page. I write article, click on Show preview and then on Save. But later i see that it is not published. Why?