User talk:Atomik Spongeface

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Hello, Atomik Spongeface, are you sitting uncomfortably? Be it on your office chair, sofa or bean bag, if that's how you choose to live your life. Good, then I shall begin. Once apon a time there was a new kid on the block who decided to join ucyclopedia. When they joined there was a Welcoming Committee, a group there to make them feel wanted, and the committee welcomed them to Uncyclopedia! Why would they want to be in that armpit of cyberspace, I don't know, but they where there. The Group Thanked them for Their contributions, they where the only thing that got them noticed. They liked the place and they soon grew to love this cesspit. Some however didn't like it, these people though uncyclopedia was too naughty, offensive and distasteful and they where disgusted. These people where shown the door. If you look from here you can just see that very door, right over there... no, a little more to your left...bit further... yeah, right there. Anyway, they where given a few good links for new people so they didn't become lost in the overwhelming rubbish that clogs up the drains in uncyclopedia:

Now I have told you a story its your turn to join in. If you read anything at all, make it the above two links, no stop reading this and read them, now! read them yet? no, well go an read it then. Done? lets continue, If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy your journey to becoming an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box when making edits to the talk pages and the dump. This will automatically produce your name and the date so you don't have to spend ages and type it all out.

If you need help, feel free ask me on my talk page, I am a real person that will give real replies and not just some automated machine, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome and thank you for listening! There are other people that could have welcomed you, however the person that found you first was Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 15:22, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas[edit]

Puddin.jpg Hindleyite wishes you a
Enjoy this Christmas pud, but watch out for the five pence
coins that fell out of my pocket into the cake mix.

Happy Christmas! -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 12:07, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Well it's far too late to thank you now, but never mind. Thanks! Atomik Spongeface 20:12, 31 January 2007 (UTC)


Hey, do you want to know how to make sigs, because I just saw some code on Neo's talk page and was just wondering. —Braydie at 18:57, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, that would be great. =) I haven't got the hang of this site yet. Spongey 19:06, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
That's ok, I just saw the code and thought you might want to know. Ok first have a look at this link. Then you will want to create a page in your user space. For example here User:Atomik Spongeface/sig. Then once you've done that go to preferences and type in the nickname box {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Atomik Spongeface/sig1}} and tick the Raw signatures box. Oh and make sure you don't copy anyones sig totally, if you want me to help you with the coding just type under here what you want it to look like, or you could have a look at other users sig files. If this has confused you more just say. Thanks. —Braydie at 19:36, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Ah, cheers! I hope I've done everything right this time... Atomik Spongeface 12:18, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, it looks to me as if you've done it all right. —Braydie at 13:04, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Well hello there[edit]

Yeah well you would know that a Mac is incredibly robust, and my friend is the one who found the article, she's some kind of super leet uncyclopedian, but yeah I came, I saw, I made an image.

If you want it I can guide you to some nice freeware image editing softwares for the Mac, which I used to make the image infact.

Happy new year too! If you need any help on this place, feel free to ask!

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

Yes, quite. Macs rule! Atomik Spongeface 20:12, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy![edit]

Pumpkin pie.jpg Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie!
For voting on Gallows Humor

"With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

-- herr doktor needsAshuttle Rocket.gif [scream!] 18:11, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

OMFG a pumpkin pie! Thanks, its what I've always wanted. And your article rules! Atomik Spongeface 18:17, 23 May 2007 (UTC)


Hiya, is there any reason you removed Kralnor from the Template:Recent? I know it was created a while ago but that was under my userspace. It hasn't been in the mainspace very long and I'd like to promote it a bit. ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 12:29, 26 May 2007

Oh, I'm sorry about that, I thought it was just the way it worked; the oldest article there get moved off the bottom. I must have got it a bit wrong. I'm really sorry, I'll put it back. Atomik Spongeface 09:05, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
No, no i got it wrong and put my articles at the end rather than at the beginning!! Sorry! No hard feelings :) ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:33, 26 May 2007
Haha, don't worry, it's cool! Atomik Spongeface 14:32, 27 May 2007 (UTC)


Howtosandcastle.jpg "Joshy, what do you say to all the nice boys and girls...?"

Uh… Oh yeah thanks! Mrs Peterson said that I had to thank you all for voting on my story, even if you do all have stupid names. Daddy read it too and then he told me that he lied about the sharks as well as his hands being tied up! Mummy gave him a row though so it’s ok now. But now I want to know what the men and women who fight the boy-eating sharks do! Dandelion thinks they’re bankers.

Glad you liked it! :D Also, hello, I don't think we've actually met before, good to meet you, ect... :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:21 6 May 2009

Global warming[edit]

Reverted again, with regrets. Articles don't need quotes. This article has two, and they are from real people, on some aspect of "global warming." You added a third quote from "random Internet guy" (in other words, you). Regarding your change summary, yes, I agree there are a lot of armchair experts. The article takes care of them, in due course. Spıke ¬ 14:25 17-May-10