User talk:Bomb

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Hello, Bomb, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Pee Review, specifically that one...[edit]

Hey there Bombs, I noticed you took the time to review this. While we are ALWAYS happy to have members of the Uncyclopedia community do reviews, we do like to hold to a certain standard of quality, which your review seems to be a bit low on. Never fear! If you read this, before long, you just may be reviewing like this! Don’t allow yourself to worry too much about this message, we all were n00b reviewers once (Amazingly, even UU was a n00b at one point…) But randomness aside, I look forward to the possibility of a better review from you. Have a great day! Warm Regards, Javascap

To: Mr. Joey "Asplode" Bomb[edit]

Welcome to the mafia! Just a few tips, most of the guys (and girl) hang out here, and stay up-to-date on mafia business here. Our Capo Bastone Delegato should help you set up an account at our bank, and you might wanna stop by to make a donation here every once in a while. Need help? Take it up to our help department and they'll solve your problems in no time. Business aside, have fun! -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 18:21, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

IC reminder[edit]

Hi Bomb, just dropping by to let you know that we haven't seen you at IC in a couple weeks. Maybe you've been busy, maybe you've been on a two week bender, but regardless of your excuse, we need you. Imperial Colonization is all about participation, and being a Colonizer requires an active commitment. If you're not up for it, there's nothing wrong with that. Just let us know. But if you do wish to continue calling yourself a Colonizer, get out there on the front lines, maggit! (If you do not participate in this coming week, we will be forced to remove you from the roster.) Cheers! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:27, 16 April 2009 (UTC)