User talk:Boomer
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[edit] Me paint bombs your talk page
Ha! yoo teh suxxxors! Orian57 Talk 
04:40 12 August 2009
- You... buh... I just installed new wallpaper! Get out of my house! OUT!!! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:47, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- yeah but I'm gay. When it comes to interior design, I know best. Orian57 Talk
04:48 12 August 2009
- You make a valid point. Don't expect payment. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:53, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- I thought there was supposed to be five gay guys - and one of them could cook! Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! previews page to ensure the correct spelling of cook
- Clearly I got one those ripoff shows in a desperate grab for ratings. Instead of five gay guys with taste, I got one with a paintball gun. Gotta say, I'd watch it. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 16:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- Paintball for the Gay Wall? Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF!
- Are you calling my wall gay? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:14, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
- Paintball for the Gay Wall? Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF!
- Clearly I got one those ripoff shows in a desperate grab for ratings. Instead of five gay guys with taste, I got one with a paintball gun. Gotta say, I'd watch it. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 16:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- I thought there was supposed to be five gay guys - and one of them could cook! Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! previews page to ensure the correct spelling of cook
- You make a valid point. Don't expect payment. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:53, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- yeah but I'm gay. When it comes to interior design, I know best. Orian57 Talk
[edit] Hea!
Dear Unregistered User,
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http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 23:42, Aug 13
- I lolled. -OptyC Sucks!
CUN23:44, 13 Aug
- Screw you! Screw you all! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:45, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
- Me first! Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF!
- Screw you! Screw you all! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:45, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Template!
| Under-used Ninjastar I award you an under-used Ninjastar. Rust may have dulled its cutting edge, but it is still a potent symbol. Yes. – UU.
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I have already given you cake, it seems, so here is another template of mine in gratitude for your review. You realise, by the way, that for the first time since the formation of PEEING, you have done more reviews than me in the last month? And the month before come to that? This could be the sign of an impending apocalypse, or it could be the curse of Captain Catheter. Your thoughts? --UU - natter 
14:40, Aug 14
- UU's a lazy bum. Boomer you should really take up the checking of the list and the curse will be complete. Orian57 Talk 14:42 14 August 2009
- The process may have already begun. Especially because I'm considering checking when I'm bored at night and RC is slow. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:36, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
