User talk:Boomer

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Me paint bombs your talk page[edit]

Ha! yoo teh suxxxors!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 04:40 12 August 2009

You... buh... I just installed new wallpaper! Get out of my house! OUT!!! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:47, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
yeah but I'm gay. When it comes to interior design, I know best.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 04:48 12 August 2009
You make a valid point. Don't expect payment. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:53, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
I thought there was supposed to be five gay guys - and one of them could cook! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 10:05, 12/08/2009 previews page to ensure the correct spelling of cook
Clearly I got one those ripoff shows in a desperate grab for ratings. Instead of five gay guys with taste, I got one with a paintball gun. Gotta say, I'd watch it. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 16:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
Paintball for the Gay Wall? <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 08:02, 13/08/2009
Are you calling my wall gay? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:14, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Are you saying my painball gun isn't a lezzer?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 17:16 13 August 2009


...well occasionally, maybe.

Dear Unregistered User,

Upon viewing your contributions to Uncyclopedia, I believe that you are special. More special than a regular IP. And no, not in a Jerry's Kids kind of way, my dear Uncyclopedian-to-be: I believe you have what it takes to become a worthwhile human being contributor!

Though it is unlikely that you'll ever even see this message, I am still posting it in the hopes that you shall one day cease your anonymous editing and join our community of circus folk. And why shouldn't you? It's free! It's easy! It'll get you laid CONSTANTLY!

To Join, simply click the Log in/create account button at the top right of your screen, then click Create an account. Follow the instructions and just like that, you've made a name for yourself.

If you need any assistance in the registration process, or in any other facet of Uncyclopedia, let me know on my talk page. Hope to see you soon! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 23:42, Aug 13

I lolled. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:44, 13 Aug
Screw you! Screw you all! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:45, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Me first! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 08:00, 14/08/2009


I have already given you cake, it seems, so here is another template of mine in gratitude for your review. You realise, by the way, that for the first time since the formation of PEEING, you have done more reviews than me in the last month? And the month before come to that? This could be the sign of an impending apocalypse, or it could be the curse of Captain Catheter. Your thoughts? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:40, Aug 14

UU's a lazy bum. Boomer you should really take up the checking of the list and the curse will be complete.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:42 14 August 2009
The process may have already begun. Especially because I'm considering checking when I'm bored at night and RC is slow. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:36, 14 August 2009 (UTC)


I got mixed up. I added my name to User:Boomer/People for the Evaluation of Excrement and Influencing Nominations for Greatness because I was told it should be there but now I think I should have asked you first. Sorry! Anyway my Pee Reviews all got good marks, and I got a Golden Shower Award from two RotM's so I guess I qualify? I hope so! :) Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 03:02, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, the one you need to ask is Under User. I'm semi-retired now, in that I'm no longer Captain Catheter and am on a hiatus. A hiatus that you interrupted! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:36, October 1, 2009 (UTC)