User talk:Bradaphraser

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Watch out![edit]


I failed poetry[edit]


am a


Hello good sir[edit]

How have things been going? All well I may hope. *knocks out Bradaphraser with a certain solid object* And now it's RAPING TIME! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:51, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

/watches. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 01:56, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
*knocks out Dexter too* Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:59, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
Oh, my dear talkpage. It does explain why I don't remember much about last night, however.--<<>> 14:39, September 6, 2009 (UTC)


I have the flu! Is it the swine flu? Stay tuned to find out!--<<>> 13:06, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Bad news, everyone. It appears my repiratory infection was bacterial, not viral, so I guess I won't be a ginea pig for Hiney Flu after all...--<<>> 20:15, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
Hmm... Well, at least I make it seem like you're not talking to yourself by leaving this comment. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:17, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
Also, you have healthcare?!? Amazing... I don't. Not since my father got laid-off in May. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:18, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
Well thank God so many people are fighting so hard to keep us from getting Universal Health Care then, right? My mom-in-law has gone all Republican activist since Obama became President and has declared that any Health Care system paid for by the Government is evil. I imagine she'll change her tune when she goes on Medicare in 15 years. Or, knowing how ignorant many of the opponents of Health Care are, she probably won't. She won't realize Medicare IS Government-run. In other news, shit, I'm sorry about you dad getting laid-off, dude.--<<>> 20:31, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
Meh. It hasn't effected us too negatively. Thing is, we were just starting to get out of the shit-hole we'd been in for a good three years before the economy officially collapsed. Whatever. Struggle, just another sign that God loves you. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:43, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

“Life is pain. Anyone that says differently is selling something.”

~ The Dread Pirate Roberts on life
--<<>> 20:45, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

I think it'd be better if it said, "smoking", instead of, "selling". Just saying. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:49, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Both are acceptable.--<<>> 21:58, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

It's a rap BITCH[edit]

To show you how pumped I am for his week's game, and how badly you're going to lose, I made a rap.

You is going down


You can suck my dick


Ima kick yo ass


At football


I got McNabb


He might better by this upcoming game


probably not


But if he is he'll rack me up mad points


If not


I got




Jay Cutler is my backup QB


He's pretty good I think


Kicked the Steelers asses last week


Fucking Ben


He sucks


I got Jackson


and Jones


and Westbrook


although Westbrook hasn't really been doing all that great lately


McNabb got me more points in Game 1 than Westbrook did in 1 & 2 combined...




He used to be really good


He'll make a comeback


I know it


I hope


And if he does


Ima kick yo ass


Like I mentioned earlier in this






You just got served your own ass on a bronze platter with a baked potato on the side. No bacon bits. BITCH. Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 02:39,24September,2009

Just so long as none of your players are named Clark or Kent, I should be ok.  ;)--<<>> 11:59, September 24, 2009 (UTC)


I really enjoy that this mysterious stranger is using The Eagles for that rap :D Mah team, REPRESENT! Also, I just wanted to drop in and say hi-I haven't talked to in in a while. What's up?((unsigned|Tayor}}

Not much. I'm typing things, teaching, writing on rare occasions. Same ol', same ol'.--<<>> 22:41, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

Simple English Uncyclopedia[edit]

Hi Bradaphraser

I've created the Simple English Uncyclopedia at Wikia (I did not know of Babel:Simple) and I would like this project to be recognized as the official simple english version of Uncyclopedia. f yes, I would like a help to create interwikis for other uncyclopedias at the Simple, and vice versa (interwikis for Simple English Uncyclopedia at the other uncyclos).

Attentiously, HelderOA 11:21, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

You probably want to submit your request to Mordillo, as he generally runs administrative aspects of the site. I'm here more for... why am I here, anyway?--<<>> 12:35, November 4, 2009 (UTC)


You're the only admin on Recent Changes so you're the only one I can ask, but you just got on to post some sort of goodbye rant so this is awkward. Can you reskin the main page? Thanks. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:02, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

Sure. Oh wait... um, it's already done? Er, I mean... you're welcome!--<<>> 02:21, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

Some help, please[edit]

Hi ! I didn't know who to ask, so I tried the Uncyclopedia's administrators page. And there I am. I'm french. And I must write an essay on The Canterbury Tales (noooo, do not go away, pleeeease come back!!!)... I NEED SOMEONE TO CORRECT IT.

I thought that, because there are lots of people who like to help each other here, you would help me. Of course, I'll owe you in exchange. I'll brush your shoes and your teeth. I'll translate your best articles into french, so that we'll know how great you are (*kof kof*, just for a correction, I must be desperate...).



Akromax 11:29, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

So, all you need is a copy-editor?--<<>> 12:44, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, someone fixing all grammar and vocabulary errors I could have done.


I KNOW that Uncyclopedia isn't the right place for this kind of demands but... é_è Akromax 13:01, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

I think we have a group of copy-editors here... let me see if I can locate them...--<<>> 23:39, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
I have taken your plight here, and you should be receiving assistance shortly.--<<>> 03:39, January 5, 2010 (UTC)


Hi, and totally unexpected. A compliment, and appreciated. All I was doing was venting about our friendly neighborhood quarterback, the boy next door who makes good, and then becomes the boy next door who breaks the hearts of his generation and his followers. But hey, thank you, and although it will likely not get the votes at least the European and Aussie users will learn a bit more about the American national pasttime, and that we would have our own "football" riots if the fans had more spirit in 'em. Aleister in Chains 00:56, 26 Jan. MMX

Maybe it's time to pull Brett Favre out of the fire, and let him rest in peace. A nice thought though, and much appreciated. Aleister in Chains 2:08 1 Feb. MMX
Well, I'll let the powers-that-be handle that (I haven't messed with VFH for a while). It was a pretty decent run, and who knows? Maybe a few people will come by and agree that it's the masterpiece that it is. TL;DR: it's never the right time to pull Brett out of the fire.--<<>> 02:46, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
OK. But he's pretty toasty by now, and burning down to a cinder. Maybe I'll put it on vfg (have you played with the vote for good page?, some of the funniest articles have won that one) after the embers cool. Aleister in Chains 3:27 1 Feb. MMX


That is all. For now... I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 02:58,3February,2010

Small request[edit]

Hey, regerding the "captain obvious" page id like you to add a quote at the top saying something like.

"Thank you!" From General Sarcasm on message to Captain Obvious

) think it would be funny.

thanks for your time //// DasMaster

You're in the Navy?[edit]

Well, then, you'll appreciate this:

:D Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 07:40, Apr 18 2010

That is the second-gayest Navy-related thing I've ever seen.--<<>> 12:14, April 19, 2010 (UTC)

Peyton Manning[edit]

Hi. While I was updating my Hall of Shame entry I noticed you said Peyton Manning wasn't voted in as a feature. Checked the archive, and it was very much voted in and by a wide margin. I don't know about your other non-voted page but imnho you should add Manning into your count. I will now play the in the Navy vid above. Aleister in Chains 1:52 21 4 MMX

Yeah... it, um... that was a point of some contention at the time. I asked the rewriter if I could take some credit, since the current iteration is the same tone and format as my version, and he said something along the lines of "FU! Every word of this is MINE! Stop trying to hog my limelight!" So... I let him have it. I have plenty of features. Sure, he has more now, but hey, whatever. If you wanna give me a half-credit on that, I won't stop you.--<<>> 03:02, April 21, 2010 (UTC)
Of course you get half-credit. Jeez, Hall of Shame politics, think you were Pete Rose or something ("No, he can't get half-credit, he bet on the feature! He knew he couldn't bet on the feature, the sign is hung up in every clubhouse in the league!") So I did that. Now how about the Leprochian article or whatever it's name is, as far as I could tell it was featured in April of '06, had the feature tag on it and everything, and probably was on the front page that day. So that's a feature. What's the problem with that one? ("C'mon Rocky, what waz wrong with dat one, c'mon, get up off the canvas!"). I'd say to add it, it sounds like just semantics unless I'm missing something, and I don't see a large talk-page discussion on the page. On more pressing matters, I haven't heard as yet if Favre is coming back. Hoping so. Al sans chains 15:45 21 4 MMX
Wait just a darn minute. Researched the Peyton Manning page, and you gave it up fair and square. Down for the count. But this other one seems to be yours, and it was featured, so why didn't you take the feature for it? I don't know why I got in the middle of dredging this stuff up again, but the Leprochian page seems like it would count. Aleister in Chains 20:59 21 4
Both of them were on the front page, as written by me. Neither was voted up there, but featured as part of a theme instead. And yes, I already said I let the other dude have it when he rewrote it with the same theme, tone, and format. This is what I've been saying all along. And I don't know what you're talking about... the politics are what keep me coming back. Best thing about the place.--<<>> 01:16, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
Sigh, if I have to go through this again, I will. I hadn't edited that page in a long time, true, but I haven't edited most of my features in a year-and-a-half, at the moment I'm writing this. Many people had edited it since my last edit, yes, but again, many of my features have been edited heavily since my last edit (George W. Bush comes to mind). That doesn't mean the articles are abandoned and that I revoke all future claim to their feature. But again, I DID say, "You can have it" when he got snooty about it, so I'm willing to leave it as is.--<<>> 01:25, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, so it was a special theme thing before most of us were here. I guess my question is why aren't those featured articles put up during that time counted as featured articles? If they are, then you should have two complete features if they were both up at the time (Manning would have been featured twice, one for you and one for G., with both counted as features). Am I in the ballpark? (And I feel like Why? here, picking at the nits and going all anal on your ass!) Al sans chains 1:30 22 4
Eh, I seem to be the only one who is actually anal about only counting features that were voted on the front page as features (stm counted anything that ever made the front page as a feature, and he once had a week where he just changed stuff whenever, for the fun of it). That may be as good a reason to count that as any.--<<>> 02:41, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
Count them, count them, count them. Count 'em up count 'em down. Give them wings let them fly. Give them life don't you let them die! O Lord, give those features their due, amen. Al sans chains 2:58 22 4

UnNews:Britain condemned for rousting refugees[edit]

Is there humor in this? Or are you making a political point, perhaps that Britain ought not to criticize the Israeli operation given its own behavior in 1947? I wish you would choose a title that doesn't piggyback off mine. Given alphabetization, people will read your polemics before my levity--unless the former induces them not to click on the latter. Spıke ¬ 15:46 4-Jun-10

That not my intent. I will change my title, forthwith. Also, it is satire, and as such, all parties involved can find room for offense, should they wish to.--<<>> 17:10, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! Spıke ¬ 17:14 4-Jun-10