User talk:Bradaphraser

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Contents 1 Watch out! 2 I failed poetry 3 Hello good sir 4 Hooray!

[edit] Watch out!

	Take this! (file info)
	It's dangerous to go alone.

	Take this! (file info)
	It's dangerous to go alone.

[edit] I failed poetry

I

am a

haiku

[edit] Hello good sir

How have things been going? All well I may hope. *knocks out Bradaphraser with a certain solid object* And now it's RAPING TIME! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 01:51, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

/watches. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 01:56, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

*knocks out Dexter too* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 01:59, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

Oh, my dear talkpage. It does explain why I don't remember much about last night, however.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 14:39, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hooray!

I have the flu! Is it the swine flu? Stay tuned to find out!--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 13:06, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Bad news, everyone. It appears my repiratory infection was bacterial, not viral, so I guess I won't be a ginea pig for Hiney Flu after all...--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 20:15, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Hmm... Well, at least I make it seem like you're not talking to yourself by leaving this comment. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 20:17, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Also, you have healthcare?!? Amazing... I don't. Not since my father got laid-off in May. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 20:18, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Well thank God so many people are fighting so hard to keep us from getting Universal Health Care then, right? My mom-in-law has gone all Republican activist since Obama became President and has declared that any Health Care system paid for by the Government is evil. I imagine she'll change her tune when she goes on Medicare in 15 years. Or, knowing how ignorant many of the opponents of Health Care are, she probably won't. She won't realize Medicare IS Government-run. In other news, shit, I'm sorry about you dad getting laid-off, dude.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 20:31, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Meh. It hasn't effected us too negatively. Thing is, we were just starting to get out of the shit-hole we'd been in for a good three years before the economy officially collapsed. Whatever. Struggle, just another sign that God loves you. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 20:43, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

“Life is pain. Anyone that says differently is selling something.”

~ The Dread Pirate Roberts on life--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 20:45, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

I think it'd be better if it said, "smoking", instead of, "selling". Just saying. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 20:49, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Both are acceptable.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 21:58, September 8, 2009 (UTC)