User talk:Cap'n Ben/archive2

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Thanks again Ben![edit]

Hey! Thanks again Ben!! Smuggler

Poo Lit Surprise[edit]

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, or if these rules are not cognizant within you.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:26, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:00, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:36, 24 July 2008 (UTC)


For an actually helpful Pee Review. Previous reviews for me were... brief, to say the least. Cheers. --Mrmonkey72 17:13, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Tony and Ludo thank you![edit]

Sudoku roll.jpg Splendid, what!

UU would like to express his gratitude for you vote on UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies. Therefore, please accept a free gift of Sir John Obvious-Suspect's latest innovation - Sudoku toilet paper, for those mornings when you know you're gonna be in there ages!

I honestly thought that any of my own stuff I loved that much would never make it, so thanks for proving something-or-other to me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:55, Jul 28

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 07:44, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008[edit]

Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:38, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

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Fired out of a newspaper cannon by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:02, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

PLS Prize[edit]

Hey, I still need that postal address to send your PLS prize to... please can you mail me at [email protected] as soon as possible? Thanks -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 09:46, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 21st, 2008[edit]

MantiBot Owner 12:09, 22 August 2008 (UTC)


OK, so bit of a long story, but I've been waiting for the last winner to send me an address (they still haven't, but never mind) and then I got sent to Poland suddenly, and I manage to leave the prizes round my sister's house. And I'd also just done my grocery shopping you know. So I've got, like, a whole fridge full of stuff that I'm not there to eat. And I left flowers in a vase which are going to stink. Kinda like the prizes, which as I say I forgot. They are back in England, or Surrey to be exact, and I'm not. So, umm... they are going to be rather late. Sorry! -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 19:53, 26 August 2008 (UTC)


hey ben, i've made quite a few edits to your article on goldfish. i intended to lengthen it a bit and nom it again on VFH, because i feel like it's feature-material. anyway, just wanted to let you know that i was in there mucking it up, and tell you to feel free to revert any or all of the changes as you see fit, as it is your article. cheers! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:26, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 28th, 2008[edit]

–—Hv (talk) 30/08 20:19


Blech-wedding.jpg Rory would like to thank you for voting!
"That was a smart move, kid" he says implying that anything else would not be smart and may wind you up underneath a particularly heavy doll's house.
Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for on this!

SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 11:08 31 August 2008

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―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 5/09 17:02

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MantiBot Owner 10:48, 17 September 2008 (UTC)


I never did hear your opinion about the HowTo:Cook while drunk audio. So....? ~ 15:10, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

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-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:41, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

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Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:52, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

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UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008[edit]

Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:45, Nov 6


How do Cap. Just wondering: UnBooks:Great Abridged Literature... Have you ever listened to I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue on Radio 4, by any chance? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:57, Nov 10


It seems that recently every time I randomly read an UnNews and it's funny, it's by you. Okay, sometimes it's by Hyperbole, but more often than not it's by you. I actually called it in the middle of reading this one that you wrote it (because it was good). Anyway, I noticed you haven't updated your list of UnNews on your user page, but it would be nice if you did so I could catch the ones I missed... Off the top of my head, I particularly liked the "you must watch chick movie" and "screeching noise won't stop" ones. Okay, bye. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 01:14, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 13th November 2008[edit]

MrN9001 12:38, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

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MrN9001 20:35, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Sorry I missed out voting on your now featured piece[edit]

I read it now, and it's hilarious. Good show! ~ 09:42, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

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MrN9001 20:53, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

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MrN9001 18:57, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

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MrN9001 20:59, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah[edit]

Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.[edit]

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sir @ 23:46 Dec 21

Tis' The Season[edit]

During this season...[edit]

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:40, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit]

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 09:12, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Bore da[edit]

Welsh lady.jpg Alright, boyo?
You voted for an article about me.
This means that you're entitled to a free slice of laver pizza
from Lloydios, the greatest pizzeria in all of Caernarfon.

IronLung 03:22, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1st January 2009[edit]

MrN9001 00:52, 3 January 2009 (UTC)