- 1 Welcome!
- 2 Congratulations
- 3 By the way
- 4 Congratulations again!
- 5 [email protected]
- 6 Bah!
- 7 Have another award!
- 8 AAAAAAAAA!
- 9 Windows Desktop
- 10 Filthy Lies
- 11 ROFL
- 12 ThaaNk YouOu
- 13 Thankie
- 14 im older than you think
- 15 The US Government Salutes You!
- 16 By the way...
- 17 Comrade
- 18 Unbanned!
- 19 Adopt Me?
- 20 Test
- 21 Can you adopt me too?
- 22 Now adopt me!
- 23 Just Stop
- 24 Are you...
- 25 Have a not-shitty Christmas!
- 26 Thanks
- 27 Merry Xmas!
- 28 We need your help!
- 29 Congratulations... for the third time
- 30 Oh...k.
- 31 Hi
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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome! ---- 02:11, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
05:58, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
By the way
Another chance to vote - Uncyclopedia:VFH#Stoner_High_School.
Awarded in the grade of Officer, replacing previous grade of Member (2nd vote). --
00:03, 24 February 2007 (UTC) Well, at least we didn't get taken down due to the -3 rule. Progress is progress, yo. --
00:17, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
And have a point keepin' userbox as well. Premier Tom Mayfair 04:08, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
22:58, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
Have another award!
Capercorn 12:33, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
AAAAA AAAAAAAAA A AAAAA AAAA AAA AAA AAAAAAA!
Thanks for the answer on that one, and GAH! I KNOW! I FUCKING HATE VISTA! I mean, I can't even play Quake 1 on it!!! DX Lord Gneo 16:12, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
You're not back at all, you're gone again! Good luck with the exams though! --
You got banned from Wikipedia? I should give you a medal. --
22:45, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
- That would be good. -- 19:43, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!
tHanK yOU fror vtotiNg foR My pAul BuNyAn aRtiCle. --THE 14:07, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
|Thanks for voting FOR Nazi in VFH. It's good to know where your priorities lie /me steps back and calls the police.|
im older than you think
You the one that welcome message on my userpage but the thing is i been editing uncyclopedia for sevral months now and i didn't need it but thanks for the thought anyway Richardson j 05:35, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
The US Government Salutes You!
Thanks man, and thanks a lot for that nifty Capercorn award you gave me a couple of days ago, I like that a lot. :) --THINKER
- I try to be nice, nice Happy face. Good luck with all the fun police reports and such. :) -- 05:43, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
By the way...
I award you an award award!Strange but untrue awards you the award award for giving them an award!
Okay, so the captain template wasn't exactly an award, but I love this template...! --
|Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True
Congratulations! Good to see you back :) RabbiTechno 17:47, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah... Note to everybody, never make an auto-repeating template. Bad things will happen. -- 17:48, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Hello are you sure you want to adopt me? I have sort of a bad reputation here. But if you don't care sure. 1RAQATTACK! 14:08, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Testing sumting using my IP. 220.127.116.11 02:36, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
Can you adopt me too?
Can you?I realy want to learn how to use Uncyclopedia.
Now adopt me!
- Sure. (note, you only need so sign for tildes as in ~~~~) -- 19:14, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
Thanks!So,what happens now?--Ace Detective 19:19, 13 November 2007 (UTC)Ace Detective
- Well, I'd say read up on UN:BGBU and HTBFANJS, while I go off to Chemistry. I won't be on at all until much later. Sorry, School stuff. -- 19:25, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
Okay!--Ace Detective 22:46, 13 November 2007 (UTC)Ace Detective
Listen,you're the guy who says, "You got Reich Rolled" or something right?I think you are,if not,well sorry,but stop it okay? I hate spammers and if you keep doing it I don't want to be your adoptive noob anymore! So just stop sending me those damn things okay?You send me videos from youtube so stop!
- I made my userpage to do that, It's an in-joke, lots of userpages have that set up, K? I haven't sent anyone a link to that video, except on IRC. It is a random userpage thing that I set up. Thats all. -- 21:09, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
Okay,sorry.I guess it's someone else who's sending me that video.I don't mind the reich rolled thing,just that video that guy keeps sending me--Ace Detective 21:16, 16 November 2007 (UTC)Ace Detective
- Yeah, if you find out who, I'll tell 'em to stop. -- 22:31, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
...this Capercorn? 07:35, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
- I plead the fifth. --
12:07, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
- Ah ha! Well, then...I owe you. Owe you good!
14:01, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
- ...and now you know why. Moo ha-ha! 21:51, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
- Ah ha! Well, then...I owe you. Owe you good!
Have a not-shitty Christmas!
|Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!|
|Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...|
Merry Christmas, -
00:52, Dec 17
Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:48, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
|~ Merry Xmas Capercorn! ~|
--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
We need your help!
Someone nominated Stoner High School which you once voted for at VFH and it looks like we have a real chance this time. Here's the nom page if you want to help us out: Uncyclopedia:VFH#Stoner_High_School --
12:33, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
Congratulations... for the third time
Awarded in the grade of Commander, replacing previous grade of Officer. Thanks again... WE DID IT! --
01:13, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
Um... I'm sure you're cooler than a whole bunch of people, but why me specifically? o_0--Schazer 22:38, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
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