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Hello, I'm Bayandur "SongOfFall" Pogosyan, creator of "ՀՍՍՀ Մարքսիստ-Ջեդայիստական Հանրագիտարան" at Angragitaran. Lately I found out that a dublicate wiki was created at [1], a domain belonging to Uncyclopedia. Though I welcome the integration of my wiki in the Uncyclopedia family (and the change to wikipedia skin too), for that was the original idea, I have some small problems with it. 1) for this moment, Angragitaran is in beta, and even the first page is not fully designed (and I'd appreciate any consultation and help with it) 2) won't recognize my login and password 3) I made contributions and updates on, and they don't synchronize with 4) I have not been in any way notified of the change and did not request the integration, because I did not know how to do it (yes, laugh, I'm a lamer wiki admin), and would in no way object, if I was (because I love Uncyclopedia) 5) having duplicate wikis is in no way efficient, and if the claims above are fulfilled, it would be the best idea to shut down the original and concentrate on I don't know if I've written this in the right place, if not, could you pass it on? Reply me asap. I can be contacted via Wikia or email (the second is preferable) - songoffall [at] yahoo [dot] com. Thank you beforehand, and good luck, Bayandur.

UnCommons is currently down[edit]

I am currently re-installing the database for UnCommons, which has been giving errors "unable to access database server (oscar)". It looks like all text was backed up three days ago and all images are current, but errors will be observed both on itself and on various individual wikis until I correct these issues. Desciclopédia meanwhile is showing text but no images, various other wikis are affected. --Carlb 16:07, September 11, 2009 (UTC)


„1146: Table 'uncyc_hu.tag_summary' doesn't exist (oscar)”. 17:10, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

5 days are missing from history of Hungarian Unciklopedia. Why ? WHY??? OsvátA Palackposta 19:00, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Yes! What happened between Sep 6 12:25 UTC (to you Single-English speaking people, that's 25 minutes past noon o'clock on the sixth Day of September this Year) and Sep 11 18:28 (that's about half past 6 pm five days later). On behalf of, --jeff_no 19:42, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

The problem appears to be one of the hard drives on one of the database servers. The wikis were backed up Sept 6-7 and that data was used to put the sites back up, but there are missing posts in the Sept 7-10 range. There will also be no edits during the time the servers are down for maintenance (to replace the problem hardware) as evidently no one can edit. --Carlb 20:27, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Data lost? (Site is still "Error 503 Service Unavailable") --jeff_no 20:36, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Site is up an' go. Is the edits in the period mentioned above lost, or should we sit down and be quiet? --jeff_no 22:16, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
No, it's down --jeff_no 22:50, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

3 months are missing from Japanese Uncyclopedia!!Can the lost data be completely restored?--Kikkomaso 02:41, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

The failed hard drive was replaced by data centre personnel on September 11 and most of the affected content was restored from backups. Some but not all wikis (including アンサイクロペディア) are missing edits made during September 8 - 10; although all images are accounted for, a few are missing image descriptions. --Carlb 00:46, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Hello. No access to zh-tw Uncyclopedia several days. I hope that zh-tw Uncyclopedia would be back soon. --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 12:10, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Desgalipedia Wiki[edit]

Desgalipedia has a problem...

Carlb Hello dear, my name is Rhubella Marie, Desgalipedia Wiki's bureaucrat. This uncy in Galician language, spoken in northwestern Spain. This wiki was created after my ban on Inciclopedia, not a desire for revenge to take note that Galician and Portuguese languages are close, they can be well understood.

Well, what we really came here. Right now, I need help in being able to do and create interlinks between Desgalipedia and other uncys. How do I leave reveal, I am a sockpuppet of User's Desciclopedia called MarceloRenard2. And in his conversation with the bureaucrats there told me (to him, not me) was guaranteed by msn ask that you help in the case. While Renard has confidence in Kohl, are good friends, I decided myself to directly request Desgalipedia since there is already a month ago and really would appreciate if this project is recognized as a sister company of the project Uncyclopedia.

That is, all who humbly ask is the installation of mediawiki needed to upgrade as Desgalipedia MediaWiki: Interlinks and other things.

While the wiki is the server of Wikia, Kohl would have spoken in the exchange server for their Desgalipedia have commented that you would do it easily. Well this is my request.

Regards, Rhubella beach.jpgRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie25 preppieditsRhubella.jpg 12:16, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

The access counter of a Japanese Uncyclopedia[edit]

The access counter of a Japanese version seems not to operate normally apparently.Because it decreased sharply on the boundary of August, 2008 the number of accesses displayed with this access counter though the access counter was equipped in a Japanese version. This is obviously abnormal. Some bugs might be caused. The restoration is hoped for if the bug is caused. --Kikkomaso 15:36, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

About group rights[edit]

Hello, I am from Japanese Uncyclopedia. I have bad news and even more bad news just for you.

Bad news. According to the User group rights in Japanese Uncyclopedia, Bureaucrats have authority that Chechusers have. Isn't this a bug or not?

Even more bad news. If it is a bug then can you change the right where it should be? Thanks.--ドドンパ 16:58, October 4, 2009 (UTC)


Can I be bureaucrat/sysop on I speak the language very well and as you know, you can trust me, as a confident housekeeper on your wiki's. Lol! Cartoonist | You're nuts? Don't worry... Me too! | 12:59, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Maybe the same with Scotypedia? I love it too! I'll be helpfull there too (reverting vandalism/spam) | CartoonistHenning 16:04, October 5, 2009 (UTC) (not logged in)

Simple English Uncyclopedia[edit]

Hi Carlb

I've created the Simple English Uncyclopedia at Wikia (I did not know of Babel:Simple) and I would like this project to be recognized as the official simple english version of Uncyclopedia. f yes, I would like a help to create interwikis for other uncyclopedias at the Simple, and vice versa (interwikis for Simple English Uncyclopedia at the other uncyclos).

Attentiously, HelderOA 00:18, October 8, 2009 (UTC)[edit]

My heartfelt thanks to the work done in my userpages in uncys that I have to. Sunday I watched the result as my boss sockpuppet was sick. Recently I made my request here insite where the application of the new wiki. The

Hardly wikia me to attend this application and in addition the layout of uncy is monaco.css and not as the same uncys and I intend to continue this work entrusted to me is the wikia or on your server.

Attentiously, Rhubella beach.jpgRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie25 preppieditsRhubella.jpg 14:10, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Your opinion of ads and noncommercial content[edit]

What is your opinion on the legal issue of CC-BY-NC-SA licensed material on ad supported sites. I personally would say that if the uploader (or agents of the uploader) are the ad hosters, it would fall under commercial use.

However, if the ads are by a site that is "merely hosting" the content, like geocities, myspace, facebook, most web forums, etc, I would say that would fall under non-commercial use. Assuming, of course, that the uploader is not not using his webpage for commercial purposes.

I know your asserting ads on wikia violate the noncommercial license. Do you base on the claim on the fact that wikia controls its contents more than say geocities or facebook, or on the claim that any hosting on noncommercial content with ads violates the CC-BY-NC-SA license? --Mn-z


15:43, October 8, 2009 (UTC)[edit]

  • Recently, you registered for bar (Boarisch). But in fact, the language spoken there is also standard German, like at which is already registered for German. Is there any possiblity to display the real language? (Btw, Stupidedia has 17.600 articles and only 4.600) -- 17:10, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Frithchiclipéid abandoned[edit]

Could you nominate me sysop and bureaucrat Frithchiclipéid due to the state of total abandonment of the site. Viewing the issues and history of their Main Page, note that has been abandoned since February 23 this year. A ridiculous situation pra other uncyclopedias.

Just to give you an idea of the situation unfortunate. I had to create myself to Main Page translating the Welsh Uncyclopedia's version. In other words, created a uncy to fall into oblivion? It does not have any bureaucrat. Rhubella beach.jpgRhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie25 preppieditsRhubella.jpg 00:37, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Desciclopedia has a problem[edit]

Hi Carl, please see this topic and help in this question.

My apologies.

UltraJohnny 00:42, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

please re-move korean uncyclopedia to your server[edit]

Korean Uncyclopedia block user unreason. [[2]] and make block [3], [4] and i don`t make sock puppet but peremen blocked[5]. i think uncyclomedia re-make real Korean uncyclopedia.Betlaph 04:10, November 1, 2009 (UTC)


Assyrius didn't visited there for ages and despite of my administrating rights given by him, I can't handle Yansiklopedi, the Turkish Uncyclopedia (Especially for personal reasons and hard check of new users' edits). So can I gave more authorization or set new ones to Yansiklopedi? (I prefer tr:Kullanıcı:Krofesyonel for new admin due to his active contributions) Regards. 10ur 18:49, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Also it has performance problems and I don't know what can I do but write on there. 10ur 20:54, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
As an example, I can't read the article I wrote recently.


Why site like this, is in Wikia server? You must justwatch those banners. Why you don't buy own server? Then you don't get banners and url can be more good. Éven finnish Hikipedia has got btter url. HAGA...--W8G7B 16:54, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

Basically, if we move, wikia can run this site, and wikia owns the uncyclopedia name and url, our founder sold the rights to wikia in mid 2006. --Mn-z 18:16, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

How to make an Uncyclopedia in another language[edit]

Hello, I'm making a new Uncyclopedia in a language named Ido (Google it), and I want to know what do I have to do in order to make it part of the Uncyclopedia network. It doesn't have any content (still), but I'm already creating the Wikia page (more exactly here). -ArkBlitz (alias "Get off that thing already!") ~ Rants over here 20:03, February 25, 2010 (UTC)

Should the "list of uncyclopedias" be a sortable table?[edit]

Seems like it would make sense if I'm using it to figure out which areas need the most help.

Portuguese Illogicopedia[edit]

Please read this request --Helderuto 11:38, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

Tololol Pedia[edit]

Please open This --Down User 04:32, 26 November 2010 (UTC)

Carlb You Rock[edit]

YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!

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Yes a Alien is name WTFOMGROFL Is Back get the Block

Wait to CartoonistHenning and MGS Get Block

Alicia Keys IS ADMIN[edit]


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GUN.png Flag of Indonesia.png GUN PotM UotM PMotM PotY 06:23, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

Hey, just resign, and block User:Down User instead.

Alicia Keys 14:47, 22 June 2011 (UTC)

My Trek[edit]

I was sent here from a land afar to ask you for admin. and/or sysop rights. Is my trek over, and do I get said rights? --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 23:04, 24 June 2011 (UTC)

I also need to be an admin.--Bubbles Green (talk) 03:06, 3 July 2011 (UTC)
It seems you aren't on very often. Do you need help blocking spammers? I volunteer, if you do. Simsilikesims 04:48, 12 November 2011 (UTC)
Never mind now. I've abandoned all hope on this place. It's gone completely to chartreuse hell... --Gamma287 00:50, 30 November 2011 (UTC)


For making me admin. I will try not to abuse my powers. On my agenda: #1-Block spammers, #2-Delete spammy pages, #3-Revert vandalized pages (especially those that consist of nothing but a template) and revert vandalized templates as I spot them. #4 - Watch for returning vandals under another name but with the same behavior patterns. Also, I noticed you deleted Maintenance Template. This template actually has a use under the current main Uncyclopedia, but I'm not sure if I should restore it here or how to go about it, since you may want to restore it from the actual Uncyclopedia with its revisions (and original attributions) there. Thanks again, Simsilikesims (talk) 07:41, 23 February 2012 (UTC)

It looks like {{tl:maintenance template}} was one I'd deleted in error when trying to clean up all the "Alicia Keys" nonsense some 'bot was spamming on large numbers of pages (at least I presume a 'bot, based on the number of times this appears). If you need it, feel free to restore it. --16:53, 23 February 2012 (UTC)

A separate humor wiki… again ?![edit]

It seems CeilingCatFan seems to be planning to disrupt the purpose of this site, to archive Uncyclomedia's Uncyclopedia. You and Simsilikesims were able to halt the Aliciapedia. Perhaps you can nip this plan in the bud, as well. Brianna (talk) 22:57, 1 September 2017 (UTC)


Hi. On, can Ahmed03 be an administrator and bureaucrat, just like you? He wants to team up with you. He will be nice. Thank you, CarIb. UWU 00:50, 25 August 2019 (UTC)