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Whoa.[edit]

I just got back from mountain climbing! Any idea who I am? Belated gratz on the UotM, looks like that happened after I left for los montañas. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF  14:45, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Gustav! I confess I had to look at your userpage because I had no idea :P Welcome back. I'm technically not contributing around here atm but I still reply to messages here as you might have seen at the bottom of the page. Nice to see you again! I still haven't broken my VoNSE! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:24, 23 November 2007
I noticed. My crap is still there. =D And I'm not signing anything right now cause I sorta forgot how to make sigs. See how it's putting all the code everywhere I sign? I forgot how to make it not do that. =/ (that means help plox) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF  14:45, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Hmm put the code on a user sub page like User:SysRq/sig then u add {{SUBST:nosubst|User:SysRq/sig}} to ur preferences in the Nickname box. Tick "Raw Signatures" and I think thats about it? GL! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 04:34, 24 November 2007
Graah. I feel like a ditzy soccermom. Thanks for making me feel stoopid. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF  14:45, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Aww don't feel bad, I was just trying to help =S ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:36, 24 November 2007

Erm[edit]

Where has this popped from? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 22:38, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Where has what popped from? My AWOL message? Long story, I was just about to remove it. I felt that after the events on VFD yesterday I needed to take a bit of time out, but after discussions on IRC last night I feel much better about things. Thanks for wondering though! :) ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:42, 03 August 2007
I thought it was because of the VFD business. I had that feeling for a few days now, so I did something I do every time I lose my temper here, I read one of the site's finest. So today I read Protect and Survive and the reading alongside with the audio made me laugh so hard I got my spirits up :). And for the record, I shall never address you as honey ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 22:46, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Well thanks, I appreciate you stopping by to check on me :) You are more than welcome to address me as such, but the person on VFD is not, as they meant it in a very derogatory way, which I did not appreciate. Thats sage advise to read one of the site's better articles to help me remember why I'm still here, thanks :) I'll be sure to do that. /bighugs <3 ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:01, 03 August 2007
On that subject, I still haven't received my fees for feel-good services rendered. Are you sure they're in the post? As ever, I'd settle for the biggest ice cream in the world instead, if you happen to have one on hand. Spang talk 11:30, 03 Aug 2007
What, my undying gratitude and respect isn't enough for you? Its always about the material rewards with you! :P ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:48, 03 August 2007
Honey, you don't even know.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:13, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

I feel so special[edit]

Since you depend on the kindness of strangers.../me moves thingy to userpage. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:18, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
Aw, you are my favourite Canadian user today! I would have said most favourite today, but Mordillo came and made concerned noises about my AWOL notice and cheered me up no end, but otherwise you would be my most favourite user today for this :) You still rank REALLY high on the favourite users of all time! :) Sorry, I'm a tad tipsy! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:25, 04 August 2007
I am adorable. But you know that. I'm practically a plush doll of myself. Plus, when scratched, I smell like strawberries. I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:29, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
/sniiiifffff. /sigh of satisfaction. Damn thats some good shit! And you are very very adorable :) Your user page even says so!~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:32, 04 August 2007
Yeah. Thanks for that. All the members of my outlaw motorcycle gang agree. They made me take the Hell's Angels patch off my jacket. I replaced it with an iron-on Love-A-Lot Bear. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:43, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Hiya[edit]

Well, I just happened to come across this (thanks to Severian for linking me in IRC), and I just wanted to say that I share your....insult....at it. While you certainly received the brunt end of this rant, I got my first bona-fide insult for being 14. Rest assured that you are certainly neither a prude nor a bitch, and let us never speak of this again. Unless you happen to respond to this, in which case we shall.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:13, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Aww :( I'm sorry you had to see that. If it helps, I think we should feel good about the fact that we were insulted in the service of the site. We stood up against an article which was not up to the site's high standard (all smut aside, the article still failed in a literary sense) and had to endure more mud-slinging for it. You've beared up brilliantly through it, your comments have been nothing but mature, while its taken all my willpower and a lot of help from Spang on IRC to restrain me from giving her a piece of my mind, and I'm glad now that I haven't responded to her. All we can hope now is that we can forget all about it, and that if her ban is lifted early that she learns something from the whole experience and can become a valuable contributor to the site who can get on with others, even those who, God forbid, don't like your writing.
Maybe you can give her some tips on accepting against votes with grace, and console her that I didn't like vote for some of your articles either :P
Thank you also for your very kind words on my user page, they mean a lot <3 ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:24, 05 August 2007
You say that now, then you'll see what I wrote in the "It's a She?" header. Then you'll understand that I'm actually a sockpuppet of Kip the Dip.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:19, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
Heh I did see it and I took it as a good natured joke :P ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:44, 06 August 2007
Certainly.....now I'm off to put flaming feces on Mr. Jenkins' lawn again. He doesn't remember when I did it the last time! Silly old man...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:45, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
Hey, I even made myself a userbox to celebrate the occasion
BP This user is a bitch and a prude, and probably hates your article.


~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:52, 06 August 2007

Excellent! Shall I do the honours of adding it to your page? Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:56, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
Please do! :) ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:00, 06 August 2007
Awww come on, at the top pls :P Something like that deserves pride of place ;P ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:13, 06 August 2007
Done, hehe. ;) Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:15, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
Tyvm <3 ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:16, 06 August 2007
ABUSE OF VONSE!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:19, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
Tis not :P Its a vow on non-self editing, not non-directing other ppls edits :P ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:22, 06 August 2007

Random IP comment.[edit]

Just leave me alone. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 71.178.242.81 (talk • contribs)

Ditto. ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:37, 07 August 2007

YOU ARE A BITCH AND A PRUDE[edit]

Oh hello, sorry, didn't know you were in :). Erm, there's a whole war going on my talk page, I can't even go in there these days due to the explosions and shouts. And the dust! The dust! It would take me ages to vacuum....Oh, and how are you feeling these days? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 09:24, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Hehe :P Sorry bout that, I just had to get some things off my chest and try and end this once and for all. I'm feeling ok, coping :P You? ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:02, 08 August 2007
Not bad :). Oh, I was meaning to ask you whereabouts in NZ you're from? I spend seven amazing months there (actually gave up Australia to stay longer in NZ) and was that close to stay there on a permanent basis. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 09:21, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
Fine. Give up on Australia. See if I care. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 09:49, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
Well I wanted to come! But my bloody visa expired and you lot won't give me a new one if I'm not reapplying within Israel! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 10:05, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
Born, raised and still living in the South Island :) Glad to hear you enjoyed it here! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:12, 08 August 2007
Lucky woman :) ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:39, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

LOL...[edit]

...spider? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:14, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Squee! Thats so funny and creepy at the same time! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:02, 08 August 2007

Lounge shortcut[edit]

Just noticed the arrival of the UN:Poop shortcut - thanks for that (I think...!) By the way, while I'm here, I keep meaning to say: don't let one person put you off listing on VFD. Not everyone gets that uptight about a nomination, after all. I think you just unfairly bore the brunt of anger that should have been directed at all of us who voted (or no-one, if said person had been a bit more mature about it). It's tricky when you're generally nice - you'll feel it even more when you get to admin stage (and I'm pretty sure you'll end up there eventually!) and have to steel yourself to huffing some things on about 2 seconds consideration because you haven't the time to read everything. But anyway, enough about me - I can't complain... I didn't exactly argue when I was nommed! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:22, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

Well said.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:03, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
Thanks :) I really appreciate the pep talk, it never ceases to amaze me how even over the intenet people can sense each others moods etc! :) You're welcome for the shortcut, truth be told I did it for selfish reasons, namely that I can't be bothered typing the whole thing and love using the shortcuts for linking too. UN:Poop is much faster than User:Strange but untrue/Poops...ack I give up! see! As for adminship I think I'm pretty happy staying a pleb forever for 2 reasons, 1. I can't give the site much of my time as it is (usually I do VFD in bursts, when I'm stuck in a boring class at tech :P ) and 2. I have trouble not overreacting, and I let things get to me personally, as I think everyone witnessed in the recent debacle. If I showed even a modicum of restraint, it was only thanks to Spang coaching me on IRC lol. I'd love to do the burnination part (QVFD, ICU etc) since I'm such a "deletionist" but I think it would probably not be safe to entrust a banstick to me ;P Perhaps in 20 or so years if I ever learn to master my anger. ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:24, 09 August 2007
I like destroying stuff. 'tis fun. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 02:54, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
Agreed. I don't subscribe to the school of thought that creation is inherantly better than destruction. I mean, scientifically, isn't energy released when something is destroyed? ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:17, 09 August 2007

Maggy on farm and loot reaver down[edit]

Braydie 16:19, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Grats! I switched guilds to a 25 capable one, we farm HKM, got Gruul down to 25% last night, and Loot Reaver to 35% on our first day of attempts (3 attempts total) so its nice to finally get into the 25 mans! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:05, 17 August 2007
Loot reaver's such an easy fight really, so funny this mage pulled him and that was the time we downed it :P --Braydie

Proofreading service application form[edit]

Good morning/evening/afternoon/night (delete according to preference/religion and hemisphere) Ceridwyn.

I'd like to sign up to the elite cadre of lexicographer-ninjas known as the proofreading service. However, heedful of your warning on the service's home page regarding thoroughly checking all work, I thought I'd get you to check something I checked before I join, if you follow me. Have a look at Emboldened_stupidity, which I've just given a thrice-over, and see if you think I missed anything (other than the quality of the article, which is the job of the Pee Review, right?) I've not marked it as proofread yet, in case it doesn't measure up to the high standards of the service!

Furthermore: is the job of the service just to check for spelling and grammar problems, or does the remit extend to include the re-working of clumsy sentences into something more pleasing to behold?

And finally, confirming my status as a bit of a pedant: the word "mispelt" on the service homepage - should that not read "mis-spelled"? Or possibly "mis-spelt"? I've come across both, but "mispelt" is generally held up as a bad thing wherever I've encountered it. Oh man, I really need to get out more. Shame it's raining... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:29, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, for starters the fact that you were concerned enough to post here pretty much signals that you care enough to do a decent job. Thats all I want. People were just signing up and then never actually proofreading anything. People like to "belong" to groups around here sometimes without contributing. Hence the spring clean. I'm sure you proofread well, and yes please re-work clumsy sentences etc. As for mispelt yes that should be misspelt. I nor anyone else is infallible. Feel free to correct it. I usually use www.dictionary.com when I'm not sure about things. Just check for regional variations on spelling. The general rule of thumb is: If its an American article, by an American author or about an American thing, use American spelling consistently. Vice versa for British articles, authors or subjects!
In short, feel free to sign yourself up and knock yourself out spell checking things! Good luck grasshopper! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 04:20, 24 August 2007
Aw, thanks. I'll take up my trusty spelling screwdriver and get to work! Tatty byes and have a good weekend. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:21, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
Oh, additional - I blatantly swiped the Licensed To Spell userbox from your page. If you have any objections to this bare-faced cheek, let me know and I'll remove it with all due haste! Pippings. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:51, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
I made that userbox! -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 16:47, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
I'm Spartacus! Spang talk 04:54, 24 Aug 2007
Spartacus, you stole Spang's signature. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 17:01, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
I'm Brian, and so is my wife. And Mitch, if you or Ceridwyn object, I'll duly remove it and replace it with, oh, I don't know, a picture of a hedge, or something. There isn't enough topiary on this site! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:11, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
I don't mind at all, check with Mitch since he made it! And Spang and Mitch, that cracked me up so much!!! <3 ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:47, 26 August 2007

Now look what you did[edit]

this is all your fault! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:10, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Squee! XD Thats so cute! Make lolcats not war! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:10, 16 September 2007

Darn you and your LOLcats![edit]

LOLcats flowchart. Even my cold heart is warmed by the one on bottom-left. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:54, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Squee! Thats like, all the original bestest lolcats all in one place! XD I'll convert you yet! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:50, 26 August 2007
Squee? Is that some sort of newfangled LOLcats term? Or is it a corruption of the word squeeze, thus once again making public your desire to squeeze the brain cells out of everyone and replace them with lolcats? Oh, the possibilities....Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 12:55, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
Squee ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:33, 26 August 2007
Ew, WoW. I'm so glad I don't play them MMORPGs. My romantic future may be saved yet!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:33, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the support :( ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 04:59, 27 August 2007
Anyway the bit I was referring to was: "What is this "squee" I hear you say? Well, squee is that cutsey sound, sort of like a squeal but shorter. Its the sort of noise typically made when something especially cute or exciting happens." ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:00, 27 August 2007
I should point out that I scanned you with my tricorder, and you're both nerds. Nerds! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:42, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
I should point out that I've added nothing to this conversation. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 07:43, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
You just did. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 08:02, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
What I meant by that is nothing of value. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 08:49, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
Doesn't matter now, you're on MO's nerd list. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 09:19, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
No, I think it was LJ and Ceridwyn on the list. I don't like MMORPGs, and they don't like me. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 09:34, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
Haha! That's a valued contribution to the discussion! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 10:45, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
I, too, do not like MMORPGs. I saw a friend who was really into WoW play for an hour or so once. He didn't like it when I pointed out that of that 60 minutes, 10 were spent standing around and 30 were spent walking, also around. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:26, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
Actually, just signing up here puts you on my, and indeed all, nerd lists automatically. It comes with the territory, really. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:26, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
A valid point in every sense of the term. I must, however, point out that there are varying degrees of nerdhood. My dislike of MMORPGs makes mine a low-ish degree. However, my status as Captain of the Nerd Club rather negates it, I suppose.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:57, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
Nerdism is not one unified block that varies only in a single nerd variable. Rather, it's a stratified and mixed group of smaller groups; a Ven diagram of overlapping nerdness with many groups overlapping many other groups, while each set completely avoids touching still more groups. A loose coalition of enormous checkerboardian proportions, as it were. Few nerds, in other words, exist as a single colour, just as a single group of nerds varies in more than just their collective nerd colour saturation. Rather, each nerd and nerd group is a mix of several different nerd colours from a virtually infinite nerd rainbow, or "nerdbow". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:15, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
You, my friend, are a veritable cornucopia of information. Truthfulness notwithstanding, it's great.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:35, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
Wow I love how I go away for a day, and come back to find all this went on with out me! And on my own talk page too! Also, Ljlego, I love you for saying "veritable cornucopia" and "notwithstanding" in a 13 word sentence, especially at your age. You remind me of a young me sometimes. Srsly <3 ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:54, 28 August 2007
Whew! You spooked us there, with the running in and turning on the lights. We did the roach rush right out of the place. I hid in a box of cereal. It felt like the roach thing to do. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:22, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, you are cockroach-like. I've tried nuclear weapons and everything, and I still can't get rid of you. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 23:17, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
Indeed he is. Cockroach like in that he is notwithstandingly veritably cornucopia-ish. Also, Ceridwyn, I thought you were using {{USERNAME}} for a sec. Don't know why.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:19, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
I would never do that to you, <insert name here> ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:17, 31 August 2007
Isn't Uncyclopedia something of a MMORPG? We've got a high scores chart, power-ups, level-ups, even health bars now.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 21:16 Aug 31, 2007
/me goes agro. That's a MMORPG term. I'm an expert in these things. It's short for "agricultural". I cast the wheat buff. Whole grain. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:42, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
/me falls to the ground in pain. OH, OW, MY HAND! QUICK, GET THE BENGAY!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:03, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
Heh, gay. Spang talk 03:04, 01 Sep 2007
Clobber one of my responses again and I'll clobber you. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 03:15, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
Apologies, but blame mediawiki. My edits are so awesome it doesn't give me edit conflict messages, it just assumes my edits are better and uses them instead. Spang talk 07:59, 01 Sep 2007

And now, for something vaguely different...[edit]

Awwww... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:55, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

So Ke-euwt! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 05:52, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

I maked it myself, I did. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:16, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
Scuze meeh.jpg

What is this? Image time? Ceridwyn's gonna be back any minute! Everybody hide! -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 06:03, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

Awwww MO <3 Anyone would think you lot missed me or something :P The lolspider is very cute XD And Mitch, the mouse one is one of my favourite pics from cheezburger. XD ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:47, 02 September 2007

LOLblasphemy[edit]

LOLcatbible. My favourite:

Matt5:5 Bwest R teh meek, 4 demz wil nhairuht teh earfs.

Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:25, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Lololol! that one is brilliant and i liked the VotD:
13: Den Jesus caem from Gallalee, to has baptizm from John.
14: But John was all "Ur doin it rong, j00 needz to baptize me"
15: And Jesus answered sayin "STFU and baptize me n00b" and John did. - Matthew 3:13-15
However a lot of the rest of it isnt so funny and starts to kinda border on blasphemy for me. But trust you to find something that brings lolcats and the Bible together! :P How are you doing? Miss talking to ya ;P ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:04, 11 October 2007
Well, you try maintaining a single joke over a book that long (it needs pics, IMO).
I am good. By "good" I mean "not really paying attention". I think that's for the best. Et vous? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:02, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
Heh pictures would get VERY borderline :P
Not paying attention to what precisely? ^_^ Good to hear from you anyway!
I'm very well thank you :) Just a bit preoccupied with other internet sectors :P ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:04, 12 October 2007
LOLdesertion. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 14:57, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
I find that things are simpler when you don't pay attention. Traffic lights, shoelace tying, brain surgery...all greatly improved by not paying attention. There are other internet sectors? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:44, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

LOLProofreading[edit]

The service seems to be a bit offline, and according to our esteem Mr. OEJ, this needs some tender loving. Do you mind? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 22:00, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

Yeah thats probably my fault, I've been AWOL (still am) for a while now. But just for you, I'll come out of retirement for this one ;) ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:58, 20 October 2007
I did notice that Uncync haven't been as pink recently. Busy? Oh just had enough? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 10:21, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
Hasn't* been as pink recently ;P Busy? Sort of, I guess busy but not necessarily with important things :P 1. I play too much WoW 2. My education provider charges way too much for internet use, so I tend to avoid Uncyc because it loads slowish and generally leads to many pages being opened somewhat obsessively which I can't afford. Also it wasted too much of my class time so I just sort of stopped visiting I guess. I was tired after the whole Dirty Potter fiasco too. I still pop in once in a while to visit friends ^_^ I do intend to proofread your article soonish, just finishing assignments atm though. <3 ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 12:09, 22 October 2007
Thankies! Anyway I can persuade you to come back more often? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:45, 26 October 2007 (UTC)
Stop this sort of crap from happening to me? And you're very welcome. ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:59, 26 October 2007

I've been meaning[edit]

To send you an email with the name, but you don't have any...:( ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:15, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Don't I? Odd! Ok well I'll email you then :P ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:04, 11 November 2007

To Whom it May Concern[edit]

IT has come to my attention that one Cer. I. Dwyn (who resides in New Zealand but, judging from her name, is actually of Welsh origin) has been MIA from the Uncyclopedian community for nearly two months. This development, due in part this writer is sure to the actions of one mythical heavenly being of the wooded plains, has greatly saddened me. I humbly seek an estimated time of return for Mrs. Dwyn, and indeed a reasoning for her awfully disconcerting disappearance from the site proper.

Yours truly,
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:41, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

In response to one L.J. Lego, the most esteemed writer.
Your concern is most appreciated and endearing, however you need not worry. The actions of the aforementioned may have set initial disappearances in place, however to be frank and most honest, I simply haven't had the time nor inclination. I've been most preoccupied with pass-times of an online nature such as waging war on pixels and the Tome of Visages not to mention those of a more real nature.
One need not worry for me, I do stop by most regularly to check my correspondences and such but finding time to contribute is hard at this time.
I still think of you all and hope you are all well! <3 ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:12, 11 November 2007

Happy birthday![edit]

I'm sorry that we had to bring you here on false pretenses, Ceri, but you've got a problem...this is an intervention. We're here for you, dear. Perhaps this brochure will help to shed some light. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:02, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

I would have attracted the Ceridwyn with a mock VFS nomination. That surely would have sent her rushing back to decline it. Then I'd get in the back and you'd push.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:07, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
Hehe that is brilliant MO XD As for you Mister Mock VFS why-I-oughta! ;P As you can see I'm still "around" in a manner of speaking. I just don't "do" anything per se. ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 04:29, 21 November 2007
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, Ceridwyn. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:20, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
I'm not in denial :P I know I'm addicted. See, first step right there. ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:38, 21 November 2007
Actually, the first step is rampant public nudity. Well, in my one-step program, anyway. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:43, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
Public nudity can consist of a webcam video. It can be live or recorded. You have my email address. Premier Tom Mayfair
In my experience, rampant public nudity actually involves a great many steps, generally away from the police. Spang talk 23:13, 21 Nov 2007
In my experience, when you've got a package like this, you stand your ground. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:16, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
ROFL! Its heartwarming to see who all has my userpage on their watchlist! XD ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 12:30, 22 November 2007
You assume that I have your talk page on my watchlist. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:46, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
I'm just here because there's a draft on my userpage. Also, your bathroom has those little soaps and the towels are marked "Myn" and "Yorz". LOLtowels... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:07, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Why am I here? Ah yes. Welcome back Ceridwyn. That is all. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:52, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Awww loltowels! XD Also, I'm not "back" per se. I'm just as active here as I ever have been. Its just that more ppl are writing to me on my userpage so it would be rude not to reply! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:27, 22 November 2007

UNLIMITED POWER[edit]

And now, I can say that I shall viciously ban anyone that gets in your way. Come back? Please?

~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:35, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Heh, big congrats hun, well deserved! I'm sure you'll use your powers for good >.>
As for coming back I don't really have the time! We already discussed banning WoW but now I also have one of those pesky job things! ;P
I'm around on a regular basis to check my talk page, especially now that Wikia "helpfully" emails me whenever this changes (I blame you for making my register my email! :P ) its just that beyond this I don't contribute. Compromise? :P ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 00:25, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Facebook[edit]

General message regarding Facebook. If you add me as a friend on Facebook, please include your Uncyc name in the friends request. If we aren't actually acquainted here, please don't add me there, I will decline it. Please respect this. :) ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:43, 04 December 2007

Bloody Pagans[edit]

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Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Premier Tom Mayfair

All penis? You have more than one?! O_o Thanks for the Christmas template, many happy returns to you and yours too! <3 ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 04:41, 17 December 2007

A WARNING[edit]

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ARE YOU PREPARED?

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.
WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

TAKE HEED.
TAKE NOTICE.
TAKE COVER.


a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.
Merry Christmas

Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.

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-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:53, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

To protect you in further Holiday mall shopping...[edit]

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On the first day of Christmas, the General gave to me...

A Sniper in a pear tree. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

Merry Christmas[edit]

I'm a six, and green brings out my eyes. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:18, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas[edit]

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:58, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

gah![edit]

YOU EDITED MY SIG?? FEEL THE WRATH OF CORNHOLIO!!! Just kidding. But seriously. What's the deal? Are you talking about wayyyyyyy back when I had a picture in my sig? Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif

Erm no I'm talking about the colour you used. #FF3399 is kinda mine, Spang and I dubbed it "Ceridwyn Pink TM". Evidence is here somewhere. Nothing personal, its just that colour is associated with me :P --~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:36, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Re. Proofreading[edit]

Sure, why not re proofread it as THE said in the latest Pee Review there was an error or two. Thanks.--Æ 01:59, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Mistress Pussy[edit]

The most loved one of the Sisters. Worship her.

This user is a Mistress Pussy
of the SISTERHOOD.
Beware her wet tee.

We are trying to build a female user group here at Uncyc, and are awarding all established female Uncyclopedians the title of Mistress Pussy. You are free to use this lovely template on your userpage {{User:Luvvy/Template:UnSisSophia}} from here on to eternity. All praise Sophia! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:20, 11 Mar

Thanks for the friendly comment on [[Talk:Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list?]][edit]

I'm glad you enjoyed the article, and welcome back! http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/3/3c/Bone_S_clear.png Sir Skullthumper, Kun Petition »

You're very welcome :) And thanks, but I'm not any more back than I was before /cryptic. ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:22, 13 April 2008

Oh noes![edit]

I iz maed frum bublgum! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:23, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Even more oh noes, the page is gone :( ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:58, 29 April 2008
Oh. You shoulda seen it though. You be all "woah", and I'd be all "I know!". It'd be awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:30, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
Then I'd be all "O RLY?" and you'd be like "YA RLY!" and I'd go "NO WAI!" and you'd be all "WAI!" ^_^ ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:17, 30 April 2008
Egg-sactly! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:49, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

whoring[edit]

My VFP image. Vote now or die. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 11:05, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

You do know that she's on "vacation", right? I put vacation in quotes because she's in prison. I was being subtle. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:01, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Also I don't respond to whoring, sorry. Even when MO lets me out for my daily walk around the yard. ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:26, 14 July 2008
She combines her walk with her conjugal visit. It's quite disturbing. Like one of those nature shows, but instead of elephants and zebras, it's got people who combine walking and that thing that makes me blush when I think about it. *blush* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:01, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Lol! MO your mind is one in a million! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:19, 14 July 2008
I'll put in a good word with the Parole Board. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:19, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
Much appreciated! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:31, 15 July 2008

Damn![edit]

You are only the second chick I've seen on this entire website. I can't believe I found another one! ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Weird, coz there's actually a lot of female users here. And sadly I'm actually inactive, but hi and nice to meet you! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:45, 23 July 2008

Hullo thar.[edit]

Hi, I'm looking for adoption. Uncyclopedia confuses me. I saw your name on the adopt-a-n00b list, but I dont know if you've forgotten all about it... If not, please adopt me! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sanareth (talk • contribs)

Yeah, Ceridwyn! Now you have to come back! Help Sanareth, Cerid Wan. You're Sanareth's only hope! (Failing that, Sanareth, pick someone else from the list. Ceridwyn's terribly flaky. Plus, she has eleven cats) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:47, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Ah, I didn't realise she was taking a break. Sanareth 11:43, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
According to her contribs, she hasn't been around in a while. She's off saving the Earth again, probably. But I don't have to remind you just how quick to anger the Venusians are. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:56, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Oh? I'd heard it was Martians this time. Sanareth 14:30, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Don't believe the Moonmen propaganda. There's no such thing as Martians. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:24, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Sorry Sanareth, I really should remove myself from things like the Adopt-A-Noob list. Sorry about that! I am on a permanent vacation from Uncyc though I do still respond to messages on my talk-page. I'm glad my good friend MO was here to help explain this while I slept however! Which reminds me MO, we should catch up! Have you gotten one of these Deface-book things yet? ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:24, 07 December 2008
Oh-ho-ho! I see what you did thar! You nearly made me break my VoNSE! I'm not still listed on the AAN program, but the userbox is still on my page. Thats because I cannot edit my own page ya see. Sorry about that but yeah, its gonna stay there til someone else feels like having a tidy up. Gosh, its been so long I had nearly forgotten all about that! Righto, back to battling Venusians... ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:28, 07 December 2008
I removed your adopt-a-noob template. I'm not on the Facesbook. There are predators there. On the internets. I know! I was shocked, too! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:06, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Thanks muchly :) Rofl @ predators! Well, not sure if you heard or not but I'm about to create a noob of my own any day now :) ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:37, 07 December 2008
That's beautiful. Congratulations. Do you know who the father is? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:44, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
ROFL! Yeah I'm fairly certain ;) ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:18, 08 December 2008

Sometimes...[edit]

...lolcats don't even need a caption. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:38, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

Hehehe so cute! Love the look on his wee face! I have seen that picture captioned somewhere but I agree, it doesn't need it! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:02, 17 December 2008
Are you ever going to release your lolcats page here? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:09, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
What do you mean my page? I go to icanhascheezburger for my lolcats fix. Is that what you mean? I don't make them myself :P Well, I've done a few fail ones of my cat but they never got published. ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:25, 17 December 2008
Um. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:40, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
Lol, I forgot all about that! See the problem there is, it's not finished, but what is there is pretty good stuff! If you look closely you'll notice lots of "Insert waaaay more stuff here." and a reference or two to sounding like yourself :P Feel free to finish it and move it out into the great unknown if you want (its half your work anyway!) I sure as heck am never going to get around to it with a baby due any day now! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:46, 17 December 2008
It's your baby. The page, I mean. You can work on it later, while Jr suckles, or howeveritis that mothers feed babies now. I assume that it probably involves robo-butlers, shiny jumpsuits and solar power in some manner. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:56, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
I think its very safe to say I won't finish it. You know how active I've been here, call it a collaborative work if that makes you feel better ;) Which reminds me, I better go plug in the robo-butler to charge! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:59, 17 December 2008

Awww![edit]

Baby aardvark.jpg Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:59, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Lolvarks? My baby is cuter!!! ^_^ ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:49, 04 January 2009
I thought that was your baby! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:20, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Awww :P You wouldn't say that if you saw her! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:28, 05 January 2009
Well, you're at least this one's <pause for effect> aunt. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:40, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Rofl :P I guess in a certain light its kinda cute. Like maybe a blacklight! Nah actually it is pretty squeeful :) ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:00, 05 January 2009
It's so far into ugly that it's gone all the way around, back into cute. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:06, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

*ahem*[edit]

. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ceridwyn (talk • contribs)

ref: the comment that you left in the summary: To edit your watchlist, click "my watchlist", then click "View and edit watchlist", click the buttons for pages you don't want to watch anymore (except, of course, User:Modusoperandi, which is too awesome to not watch), scroll down to the bottom of the page and click "remove titles". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:06, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Thats the thing, there's no view and edit watchlist link anymore. :( Of course I wouldn't remove your page ;) ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:15, 18 May 2009
Random Ceridwyn sighting?! Oh my! --~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 20:22, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Are you logged in?
If so, try shift-F5 (or ctrl-F5).
If not... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:23, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey Mord! <3 :) You see me all the time on FB :P I knew the only ppl to still watch here would be you 2 :P 1. Yes I'm logged in, can't you tell? 2. No good. 3. Did user group permissions change perhaps and you have superpowers I'm not allowed? ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:25, 18 May 2009

Yes, I just saw the new pics you put up, and I was wondering if I can adopt that lovely thing you're growing there?? :) --~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 20:27, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Do you have funky CSS code? The wiki software got upgraded, and might have broken it. Other than that, I have no idea how to help you, Ceridwyn. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:34, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
I may do, I don't really know, I think Spang messed with it. I'll go crank up the Spang Signal TM, see if he can help! And Mord, we are still quite besotted with her at the moment, ask me again when she's two! ;) ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:38, 18 May 2009
Or 12, I hear they get really annoying at that age O_O ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 20:43, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Good grief, I hope she is married off by 12! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:45, 18 May 2009
She has your eyes. Y'know, crossed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Lol, I has no witty retort! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:59, 18 May 2009
Try this. I'll reply to the arc tomorrow, I'm too tired right now to give it the attention it duly deserves! Spang talk 05:32, 19 May 2009
Yes thanks that does work, I've been given that link a couple times already. But check this out: here's the screeny
And heres the paste:
My watchlist
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
(for Ceridwyn)
View relevant changes | View and edit watchlist | Edit raw watchlist
Watchlist options 72 pages on your watchlist, not counting talk pages.
Pages that have changed since you last visited them are shown in bold. See also Help:Watchlist.
The whole line "View relevant changes | View and edit watchlist | Edit raw watchlist" is invisible and unselectable but its there?!?! O_o
Tres weird!
Looking forward to that arc reply! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:40, 19 May 2009

Sorry, I was angry at a business there. 201.15.190.246 02:32, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Erm are you apologising for vandalising my userpage because you were angry at a business on the cheezburger network? Did I miss something? ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:18, 15 March 2010
They've got their own network now? What's their news coverage like? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:40, March 15, 2010 (UTC)