User talk:CheddarBBQ/51-75

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May 2 - May 20, 2009

Highlights include:

  • People insult my old sig (4)
  • I'm called a Yanktalian after archiving the dramathon (8)
  • I irk Mordillo (16)
  • People bring back the fucking drama (19)
  • Guildy begs me to join his group (25)

I have an award for you[edit]

--Docile hippopotamus 03:05, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you so much. *sniff* Oh, I promised myself I wouldn't cry.--' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 15:22, 2 May 2009 (UTC)


Would you please whore for votes for my Papyrus article. I dont have the time to do it so please adopapa, do it for me. 04:45, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Sure thing. I'd love to. YAY WOHRING!!!--' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 11:08, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Dearest Whore...[edit]

Thank you ...

... for supporting my recently featured picture.
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour. - Sonje

Your Sig[edit]

It links to everything that's even slightly related to you, with the exception of your actual userpage, which is, like, the one thing your sig probably should link to. It's like, dude, c'mon now. I clicked on the CheddarBBQ bit, and found myself taken to your spam page. That's just silly. If I were you, I'd have that link to your username, and then have the "BBQ" section of your sig go to your spam page. So yeah. —Sir Guildensternenstein 16:31, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Look at the little picture of the bag of Doritos at the front of my sig. It looks delicious, I know, I once tried to eat it, had to get a new comp. Anyways, click it, and voila (or something not French), you're at my userpage. Clicking on words and having them take you where the words say is just silly. If I have the SHIT (not spam) page there, more people will go to that, which helps my amazing whorescapeds (YAY WHORING!!) So, yeah. By the way, you should think of changing yours up a bit. You know, at least to a different color. Something more kickassish.
Yours truly,' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods
Ya now that this has come up I must admit I find your signiture a tad overwhelming. It's long and bright and really throws everything off. I suggest you hide the "king of triangular snack foods bit" and make it so whenever the mouse is on it, it will appear (like Socky's and Hyperbole's). And instead of linking to articles you have done, it should like to your achievements such as VFH or of the month sort of stuff. The bag should link to your pile of shit, the Cheddar to your username, and the BBQ to your talk page. I think that will make it MUCH neater and more professional. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:46, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
I find being professional to be overraeted. I tried doing that scroll over thing and couldn't get it to work right. If you wanna try that out under User:CheddarBBQ/sig2, go ahead and do that. And as for the links, I don't have a bunch of awards to link to, and just a few articles, so... yeah.--' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

How's this look? cHeDDaR,5May,2009

Reviewed your article.[edit]

Review here. Saberwolf116 12:33, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

got the RoTM yet, saber? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 13:00, 5 May '09
Nope, it's only the 5th. I could use your vote, though ;) Saberwolf116 13:04, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
you got it already :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 13:06, 5 May '09
I made my vote permanent now. --' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods16:39, 5 May 2009

Second opinion? You're also ugly![edit]

Review'd Thin mints for ya. Right here dude JackOfSpades (talk) 19:33, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you. And your face is ugly.-- cHeDDaR,6May,2009


Howtosandcastle.jpg "Joshy, what do you say to all the nice boys and girls...?"

Uh… Oh yeah thanks! Mrs Peterson said that I had to thank you all for voting on my story, even if you do all have stupid names. Daddy read it too and then he told me that he lied about the sharks as well as his hands being tied up! Mummy gave him a row though so it’s ok now. But now I want to know what the men and women who fight the boy-eating sharks do! Dandelion thinks they’re bankers.

Glad you liked it! :D Also I'm really enjoying our banter on my talk page. You're awsome! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:23 6 May 2009

Thank you sexy female version of Orian that I am envisioning calling me awesome! I'm not desperate.-- cHeDDaR,7May,2009
Are you sure she spells her name like me? I don't like this, I'm meant to be unique! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 01:09 7 May 2009
Yeah, exactly the same, but w/out the 57. Also, can you vote for? YAY WHORING!!!-- cHeDDaR,7May,2009

I archived the Dramathon[edit]

It's now under archives. Stop undoing it.-- cHeDDaR,7May,2009

What's your favourite colour? --CrabPope 22:31, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

You spelled color wrong. Why?-- cHeDDaR,7May,2009
Colour, Tumour, Through, that is how english words are spelt you silly Yanktalian --CrabPope 09:58, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Yanktalian? Thats's a new one. Anyways, why do you need to know my favorite color?-- cHeDDaR,8May,2009
It's a matter of national security.--CrabPope 20:24, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Arse. His favourite colour is arse. Mine is nipple. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:03, 8 May '09
If you must know, it's the same color as my dick. That is to say, my favorite color is huge.-- cHeDDaR,10May,2009

My Foray[edit]

It's done, if you care to take a look. I dunno if you're familiar with Mr. Pynchon or not, but if you aren't look him up before reading. Also, I'm waiting for my friend to finish photoshopping a cover for me, so yeah. —Sir Guildensternenstein 16:53, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

I think I know of him, but I'll check to make sure. But yeah, can I just assume it's a masterpiece and be on my way? (Juts playin, I'll read it, and insult it accordingly.)-- cHeDDaR,10May,2009


Hey Cheddar, I replaced the second image with a stick figure. You can change that if you want, but seeing as how you've followed all of my other suggestions, i'm gonna go ahead and put it on VFH. =) Saberwolf116 17:23, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

I was actually waiting on 1 from Sonje, but that'll work for now.-- cHeDDaR,10May,2009


AFI for ya. And you thought it would never get done. (talk) 19:40, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

No I didn't. YEah, this was the article I made when I 1st came to Uncyc, and it is the way it is because of it.-- cHeDDaR,10May,2009

My name is not "by chance TJ or Ben"[edit]

No my name is Dillon and I draw hair on pictures of children with cancer. soviotkandyland | ())crayola))> 

Aw, I thought I knew you. That's disapointing. You're stuff is exactly like theirs.-- cHeDDaR 17:48,11May,2009


Damn.-- cHeDDaR 19:24,11May,2009

Vote Against My Article on VFH[edit]

It's not ready yet. Thanks. —Sir Guildensternenstein 20:29, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Who's the whore now?-- cHeDDaR 20:32,11May,2009

I voted. But why do you want to vote against?:S --Enkay 09:37, 13 May 2009 (UTC)



I know you're not. The other guy's not my friend either. I just kow him and was stating that is was a strane coincidence. Don't yell at me please :( cHeDDaR 16:37,13May,2009

How to irk Mordillo 101[edit]

If you have anything to tell me, you do that to my face, not on that pile of shit. Consider the following:

  1. Userspace doesn't give you immunity. Granted, you can put much more shit in it, but this is not a personal hosting space. You need that, go to Geocities.
  2. I don't need people looking over category of featured articles which is the normal reference of how to write good articles here- ending up in your pile of shit and think - hey! this place is like ED! Good, we'll throw shit all over the place!
  3. I don't need minors or anyone else for that matter to run over problematic pictures which we can't defend under some sort of fair use policy and then publicize us as a porn hosting site. Do you know about the big issue we had in the past with cyberbullying? Do you know about the very bad publicity we got in the newspapers as a cyberbullying site? No? Didn't think so, because you're here for a couple of months and you know everything there is to know about this place.

Should you have just talked to me directly or on that talk page, we could have resolved this issue nicely. As you chose to "dickify" me and think that you lead some sort of a freedom movement on that pile of shit, I can tell you now that I will delete this page if you will not remove what I asked you to. ~ 19:45, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

You already removed all that stuff. What's left?
  1. I don't know what Geocities is.
  2. I didn't add the Feature thing. I didn't even know it was there.
  3. If this is a place for minors, why does everyone here talk, as my grandaddy would say, like Motherfucking sailor fucks?
I never saw anything about Uncyc in the papers. I don't know what dickify means. I don't know what randomly filthy pics have to do with cyberbullying. And please don't take this so seriously. I don't even know you, and I don't want another dramathon. They suck. Please just calm down. Really. This drama shit is not fun. I'm only here because it is fun. As the Joker would say, "Why So Serious?" On a note, do you have fun here? Or do you just try to maintain the site? Don't take offense to this, cause really, it is in no way meant to be offensive. It is just an honest question.
Oh, and I don't think I lead a movement or whatever. I was joking. Do you really think I use words like "big meany" seriously? And I hope you weren't trying to use "that pile of shit" as an insult, cause that's exactly what I was going for. cHeDDaR 20:59,13May,2009


Mahm00shA and you are nominated for Uncyclopedia:FFS. --Docile hippopotamus 12:10, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

good work[edit]

HowTo:Get Over Jenny tied with Dragon Warrior as number 1 article of April. --Docile hippopotamus 07:21, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

which makes my fucking happy! Oh, and vote for cheddar, not me Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 09:17, May, 16 '09
HOLY SHIT YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 13:59,16May,2009


I thought the dramathon came to an agreement; don't fucking do it. You're lucky Mordillo is a good guy because you seem to be pulling every string to piss people off. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:45, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm sorry. There are still lots of strings to pul though, and their shiny. Oooooooh, shiny. Really though, I'll stop. Oh, by the way, do you wanna vote for my newest nom? Thanks.
Seriously though, I knew someone was going to say something. Call it an experiment with unexpected results. I thought someone would get mad at me quicker than that, and I didn't think it was gonna be you. I figured Mordillo or Taggy. I'm not even sure who you are, I just know your the only guy who's voted against on every one of my articles. Even Jenny, which is now the #1 article of April (Hooray for me). Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 15:14,16May,2009
Many people have had #1 articles of the month and they didn't whore to get it. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:33, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
I didn't whore for that. I've only whored VFH. Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 16:13,16May,2009
Lying is a bad habit. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 16:26, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
That's different. I do it to the people I'm closer to who are fine with it. Such as Mahm00shA (my adoson), Saber, Docile Hippo, etc. As for Taggy's, I forgot I had done that. I don't think I meant to put it on his page. Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 16:43,16May,2009
16 is a bit much don't you think? Nudging 1 or 2 is fine but cut and pasting a whore message like that is not on anywhere --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 16:51, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh c'mon. Knock it off, will ya? I already had to go through the dramathon and I haven't done the copy paste thing anytime recently. And you started this conversation complaining about me nudging 1. Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 17:15,16May,2009
most glorious sir dj, would you please tune up my papyrus containing bla bla as you once said? ill be very grateful Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 17:35, May, 16 '09
Yo Cheddar, again, saying this trying to be as helpful as possible. You have been here for little more than two months. People like Mordillo have been here since the dinosaurs were editing this site. Even DJ has been here for wayyyy longer than you have. Mordillo knows what he is doing and is trying to help this site. Why argue? Every single thing someone says on here you argue about which was a bigger instigation of the dramathon than the simple suggestions we started off with. Think about it like this...Mordillo is right in this situation. But even if he wasn't, what can you do about it? Honestly? So why argue? I understand you are trying to defend yourself, but taking responsibility or just saying a simple sorry will do you much better. Even if you still don't agree with Mordillo.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   23:39, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Not trying to argue. In all these drama things, I DO apologize. But if you've noticed, I often try to stop them. Like this discussion. My first response was "I'm sorry. Really, I'll stop". How can I respond nicer than that? Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 12:39,17May,2009
And with Mordillo, I wasn't trying to fight. I just wanted to show my side. Sort of like how you don't go to court and scream "I did it! I'm a horrible person! Send Me Away!" And I don't always argue. Usually, but not always. And a lot of the time my arguing is not meant as an argument, but more of an "Okay, but here's how I see it." Which is followed by them saying "You are wrong and this is why." Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 12:44,17May,2009


"Jenny" is the best article of April! That's a feat (top article of the month) that even I haven't accomplished yet! And you did it in a PLS month that saw a lot of really strong entries. Nice job. —Sir Guildensternenstein 15:34, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you. That was very decent of you to say. Oh and IN YOUR FACE BITCH!!!
Really though, I appreciate it. Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 16:15,16May,2009

How old are you?[edit]

before i leave, id like to know how old you are, seriously. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:22, May, 16 '09

Only if you answer my question first. Why do you change your sig every time you post? Or do you have the <choose> thing? Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 21:27,16May,2009
the choose thingy. Now answer my first question :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:32, May, 16 '09
I was trying to, but I got an edit conflict. Truthfully, I'm 16 and/or 17 Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 22:01,16May,2009


...for the template. I will use it, although I think you might be tempting fate by just assuming I'll get the feature. Piece of life advice: never assume anything. —Sir Guildensternenstein 03:12, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, I'm assuming about you, so I'm pretty sure I am safe. Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 11:03,18May,2009


Ankh smite.png Thou art bless'd by Ra for thou hath voted at the sacred temple for thy Zheliel.

The la Zhel
D The la Zhel 09:54, 18 May 2009 (UTC)


Fatdrunkstupid.jpg Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you!

Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:31 18 May 2009

Der Unwehr[edit]

Check this out, and join if you really want to: User:Guildensternenstein/Der UnwehrSir Guildensternenstein 21:24, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

You're such a whore Guildy. Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 21:56,18May,2009
For making the template, I'm giving you another point. Congrats, Leutnant. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:43, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
Yay! Promotion without actually writing!!!! WOOOO!!!! Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 01:01,19May,2009
Speaking of promotions, would you be willing to make more templates, as Sonje is not to be found? I was thinking one award-type template for every rank above Brigadegeneral, with a special one for me as I am the Unkaiser of the group. Saberwolf, if he gets back to me, might warrant a special rank as well, so yeah. You will be awarded 1 Point per template. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:15, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
I think I can do that, but what kind of template are you thinking of? Like a userbox (like the 1st 1 I made) or a long, flat one, or like those tiny square ones with the single letter for Knight and Dame and so forth? oR JUST post a pic here of the shape you want an where to put whatever. You can MS paint it. Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 17:39,20May,2009
Something that looks like the WotM or NotM awards--something like that. Make up an insignia for each rank, put it on the left side, and have the rank on the right. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:15, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
What do you mean by insignia? Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 22:35,20May,2009