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A molecule of Codeine.

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[edit] Leave new messages at the bottom of the page, please

[edit] Forgot password

Hi

I didn't use Uncyclopedia during 6 months and didn't add an e-mail to my preferences, and I forgot my password. Can you send me a new password? If not, can you delete my account, for I to recreate?

My login is Helderton and my e-mail is helderton79@hotmail.com 189.82.21.50 18:38, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Master Codeine is away at this moment, you need to talk to sannse about that - although I doubt that this is doable if you don't have an email. But try her anyway. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 20:48, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Or just create another account. You only had 1 edit with your old account anyway, so you could just make a new one... Mr N

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 20:53, Jan 21

Call it...OVER 9000! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 20:55, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Has left the building?

Aww. Have fun in the outside world there Codeine. Send us a postcard or something. Pleeeze? --UU - natter 13:29, Jan 26

So, I'm never going to get that lawnmower back, am I? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 01:55, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

Hold up there Modus, there may be hope yet... Change of heart, you say? Can I still get a postcard? I like postcards. I also like seeing Codeine's name on recent changes. --UU - natter

13:54, Jan 27

My people need me. Besides, I note the Zionist conspiracy to replace me. Those pesky Jews already did WTC, they're not doing Codeine as well! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 14:15, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

Hallelujah. I was getting worried there. If you left, we'd have to do something crazy, like make Mordillo a bureaucrat. And you know what happened the last time we left him in charge of the house. Does "microwaved baby" ring any bells? I thought not. (FU CREEPILY SIMILAR EDIT CONFLICT!) -

RA HB

14:16, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

Listen up mister C., the next time you play a prank like that I will hunt you down and kill you. And then I will kill myself before Codeina gets to me. But seriously, don't do that again will ya? This place won't be the same without you. Now, WILL YOU ANSWER THE GOD DAMN EMAIL I SEND YOU??!?!? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 20:27, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Divetime

We thought the divetime article that was huffed/deleted/whatever was quite funny, or at least had the potential to become funny had it been given a few more days. Thought it was supposed to be given seven days or something like that before being deleted. Any chance of a second chance for it? (please) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 84.90.250.33 (talk • contribs)

[edit] Pompeeeeeyyyy

So, this is what you get up to while you're in Pompey eh? :P -- Prof Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:36, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Codeine

Long time, no see. Coming to #Uncyc? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs 15:16, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Codeine, I Need Your Help

Right now, Meganew is posing as BENSON. Since you previously banned BENSON, could you try to support me until the real BENSON lives again? --Benson 16:00, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

So basically you're asking an admin to support a sockpuppet for a user he banned? Smart move! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:14, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm speaking to you as a person, not a user...

Are you calling me a sockpuppet? --Benson 16:16, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

I'll be calling you "banned" very soon. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:38, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm not banned anymore. --Absolutely Not Benson 22:15, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

That can be easily manageable. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 08:30, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey matey

Don't let the morons get you down, eh? You know how they come and go - it tends to be the brighter, funnier people that stick around, even on IRC. The wiki would be a far worse place without you. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs 18:32, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Purim

Mad Mike "Moishe" Tyson does it, so you should too!

Yes - it's Purim already, so be like
Mike and eat some ears today!

It's the only time of year when being a Jew is fun!
Chag Purim Sameach from Rabbi Techno

(Gentile users get a greeting too - all in the spirit of promoting multiculturalism).

[edit] Check out

Forum:Moar Checkuser. Mr N http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 15:23, Mar 23

[edit] Vanity?

Hey codeine, i'm getting told that an article i wrote is vanity..

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Zurgenburger

I wasn't quite sure how it was vanity, seeing as its not actually about anyone or anything in particular. Just somethin we had been talkin about at school one day, and we finally decided to write up an article on it. If you would be able to get back to me about this i would be glad, 'cause it isnt intended as vanity.

Thanks :) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Who1sit (talk • contribs)

Hi there Who1sit, it was me who put that comment on your article, and I also left you that welcome message on your talk page, so you could just have asked me! ;-) Anyway, the reason I suspected vanity is because the article sounds quite a lot like the kind of "lol I is teh roxxors" self-gratification article we get a lot of on Uncyclopedia - Zurgenburger could well be someone's nickname - see what I mean? We do see a lot of articles like that here, so the natural reaction is "oh, it's just another vanity piece". If it's not intended as such, fair enough and good luck to you. But as it stands it's still quite a random article - you'll need to work on it more. Have a good read of the links in the welcome message I put on your talk page, and see what you can do with it. Don't remove the ICU tag yourself, and good luck! --UU - natter

11:20, Mar 26

Righto, no worries, i can see your point. But yea, it definitely isnt intended as vanity.

We started talkin about it a while ago because of the place Zugerberg in switzerland.. an old research project back in the day. Anyway, sorry for the random aspect to it, it was only started today so its a working progress. Would you have any suggestions of what you would do? ive read the links in the welcome message, but ill have another read of them. Please dont get rid of it in too much of a hurry, ill do my best to get it looking better. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Who1sit (talk • contribs)

The ICU tag on it means you have a week free from the worries of deletion, so it won't be going any place soon. And even if pages are deleted, admins can restore them to your userspace if you ask them nicely, so all is never lost. As for suggestions... My honest suggestion is to read HTBFANJS (which is not a suggestion you're stupid, by the way, we all use that as a guide) and some of our best articles, and get some ides from there. Then work on it a bit more. And if you want more suggestions, the best way is to get a Pee Review - most reviews these days are pretty helpful. But do some more work on your own first. Oh, and please don't forget to sign your talk page posts! Cheers! --UU - natter

11:44, Mar 26

You are aware that Uncyclopedia is not for things made up at school one day, right? We have notability guidelines just with Wikipedia. If we didn't, we'd be flooded with pages about fake religions and crappy Myspace bands. ;) So in addition to everything UU said, try to make sure that someone who's never heard of Zurgenburger (most of us) are given a reason to care about the subject matter. I think you can pull it off, since you seem willing to put enough effort into it. Good luck! --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 19:57, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

[edit] More like LOL-back

Hey Codeine. Wanna give me rollback rights? I've reverted a few vandals in my time but I do tire so of typing edit summaries. Per MrN9000's suggestion, I read all about it on Wikipedia, so I promise I'll use it correctly and I won't revert the edits of admins anymore. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 03:34, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Fisher Price

Hey codeine, I is n00b, so could you explain the Fisher-Price thing to me? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Cowguru2000 (talk • contribs)

Hi Cowguru2000, your answer (and a couple of tips) are as follows:

Sign your talk pape posts using 4 tildes (~~~~)
Try asking someone a little more active - Codeine's not around much right now (although we wish he was, of course)
Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time and Fisher Price: A Retrospective should tell you most of what you need to know
???
Profit!

Pippings! --UU - natter

10:14, Apr 15

[edit] query

hi codeine. what was the resoning behind this edit? i'm just curious, is all. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:45, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Vanity reference. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 17:14, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

so we can have a featured article about vanity, but not an entry in the anniversaries about vanity? again, not accusatory or anything, just curious. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:18, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Featured article? Must have missed that. Essentially I don't really care, restore it if you think it adds something to the entry. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 15:47, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia. after doing some talk page and VFH nomination page research, i can see that this one, while an old feature, isn't a favorite of the admins, so i don't mind leaving it off of the anniversaries and thus the front page. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:08, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey Codeine

How's things? Good, good. Say, I was kind of wondering about this thingy:

14:01, 1 May 2009 Codeine (Talk | contribs) huffed "Major Contributions of Those of African Descent to the Realms of Philosophy, Science, Literature, and the Liberal Arts" ‎ (THA'S RACISSSSSS)

You know that article is currently on VFH right? Just checkin'. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:03, 1 May

[edit] Problems with username

Hi, it appears someone has hacked into my original username (Canoepolio) and changed the password on me. Is there any chance you could fix that for me please? Im sure the IP addresses will confirm who i am. Thanks

As master Codeine is away I'll respond - you need to talk with sannse, but I doubt this is doable. I think you'll need a new account. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 17:09, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

It should be possible, Wikia has a tool to change various preferences options such as password and email for user accounts. --Charitwo^Talk 17:11, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Cheers Ill have a word anyway.

[edit] Protect this page, please

Would you please protect this article, please? I am a freind of the person who made this article, and it would be so funny if he saw this. But he would detroy the page. This is why i beg that you protect this page!

[edit] I'm having a sex identity crisis

Go here, answer questions, get free booze and a shoe shine. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:22, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Happy Unbirthday

Seems you're kinda busy, or your email addresses are out of date, so...

Happy Fourth Unbirthday!
You have now officially been an Uncyclopedia member for four full years.
Now really... what's wrong? Is everything okay at home?

...but really, I didn't want to make a big scene with manhugs galore. Especially not in front of the IPs. :) --T. (talk) 11:31, 14 16 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm sulking here. No one gave me anything for my third. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 19:08, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Dingwall

Part of this site is not funny, it is very offensive. Also I believe that the naked picture is is representing someone under the age of 16 and hence is probably illegal. Please remove ASAP.

I removed the picture, not because I think it's illegal but because it's a nude picture that has nothing to do with the article. I agree it's crap - you are welcome to work on it. You'll need to register for that though. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:28, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Dingwall Again

Could you please also remove the article referring to this person as the said person is under the age of 16 and this is causing some destress to her family/friends.

Many thanks

You better move this to my talk page. In case you haven't figured that out yet, you're not talking to Codeine. He's away. What part exactly? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 19:06, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Help with a new page

Trying to work on the Toccoa Falls College page and am running into a few problems. I can't seem to find out how to add a picture, or how to size said pictures. Also can't get some of the wanted text in the "text box" to display. Help?

[edit] anniversaries query

hey codeine. next time you drop by, could you take a look at this discussion, which regards the anniversaries? basically, i've been reworking them here, and as most of them require me to start from scratch i was wondering if i'm overstepping my bounds or anything. UU has assured me that my efforts are a good thing, but i just wanted to check with you, since you've been the anniversaries master since before i even showed up here. thanks. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:24, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Looking good, man! Glad to see they're in good hands :) -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 13:55, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

great! thanks! glad to see you back! Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:59, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] 'Ello Codeine

Long time no see - hope you're keeping well. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs 07:59, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

It's all good my friend. Hopefully see you on IRC somewhen soon, we should also have another curry sometime... -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 13:55, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Good to see you active again - and I'm always open to curry suggestions. Rabbi Techno

kvetch

Contribs 14:14, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Indeedy. It's definitely good to see you editing again http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner)

(Talk) (Take A Look At Nexus War) Aug 7, 14:18

[edit] you folks have a reference desk?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Reference_desk

try Forum:Help. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:42, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Please, help!

Hi! Please help, if it's your capability! From hungarian unciklopedia legally dead contributions from 10 august:[1]. I don't know: why? (Plus problem, personal: I speak in english a very little). Thanks! OsvátA ^Palackposta 07:51, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm sorry, I don't know what you want from me. Please rephrase and I'll try to help. Alternatively, you could leave a message for Olipro in Hungarian, as he has a friend who can translate. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 08:57, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Did you pop in to pick up your fan mail?

Well I was going to delete that later, but hea... Hope you are well. Mr N http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 08:55, Aug 12

I thought I was, but it just turned out to be bills, bills, bills... -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 08:58, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Pedobear dies of overdose of Codeine

You're one of the 9.5 drugs who huffed the article Pedobear because it sucked. (I say 9.5 because one huffed it twice. And yes you're all getting this message). Well I'm trying to write an article that won't be huffed. I know I'm treading into dangerous territory, but I've gone into Huff Land before and survived. If you have any suggestions, I'd love to see them at Talk:Pedobear. Thanks! Danger Girl Miley Spears (talk)

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