User talk:Count of Monkey Crisco

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OK then, YOU try writing a good article. --thematrixeætsyou, the kickass foo (talk) ([[Talk:Special:Random|flames]]) 06:25, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

I do, I can I have , I did. Pictures too.--Count of Monkey Crisco 03:04, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

Well then, try making some hip-hop/rap, and then try making something of another style (techno is a good idea). How much harder is the other style? It took me probably 10 minutes to complete the background loop, 10 minutes to write the word, and 5 minutes to record it (I don't care about takes). For the real music, my shortest would have been a little under an hour. Longest? At least 6 hours. Did a nearly-24-channel one in about 2 hours. --thematrixeætsyou, the kickass foo (talk) ([[Talk:Special:Random|flames]]) 07:37, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

So what? Strong Bad wrote a techno song in under two minutes.

It doesn't matter if you write something fast if the whole point was to write something as fast as possible. Sounds like you made a piece of shit... again! Do you ever stop failing? --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:05, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

Incidentally, the lyrics of that awful "I'm so Horny" 'song' from a few years back apparently took 20 minutes to write. Now as I remember, the words were as follows: "I'm so horny, horny, horny, horny. I'm so horny, horny, horny, horny...ad nauseum" Obviously the mind of a true genius works on a vastly different level to that at which ours operate. RabbiTechno 11:48, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

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[edit] Loved the baseball article

Terrific stuff. I laughed long and hard. Good work, yet again.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 15:21, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

Thank you, it's still all about the capering for me. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:18, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] XMas

Tvcc.jpg Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 17:32, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] N00b of the Month Contest will impact the future of Uncyclopedia

Warning:

You were whored once by an evil man who has gone from the dark side to the side of goodness. He has ended his whoring ways. he has crawled out of his swamp of depression. He has taken up golf and fishing. He has shaved his face. He has taken a shower. He has eaten breakfast. He has put on a white suit. He has gone back to work. He has gotten engaged. He has taken away the hot picture that used to be here. This template replaces the evil whoring he once did. He is sorry. This message was paid for with positive energy and love

--MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 19:47, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Don't listen to a word he says. Can you vote FOR me becuase I'm not a liar and I don't launch sneer attack adds?--Æ 19:55, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

You both LOSE! Good day sir!--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:51, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Harsh, dude. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:56, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Christmas and stuff

Evil santa.jpg Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno

[edit] LOL

'Dog style is no match'. I was waiting for WEEKS for someone to use my images I uploaded, and you're the first one to use the image of the cat kicking a dog. Thanks.

I think that image might be uploaded a few times on Uncyclopedia. You lifted it off another site. I just used it becuase I found it while browsing new pictures and it fit the theme.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:53, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Blue Oyster Cult

Count of Monkey Crisco,

I noticed the BOC article was recently deleted and during the discussion you mentioned you had written a previous article before it was merged ? If you'd like, I can restore your BOC article in place of the recently deleted version, however I wasn't able to find your version looking through the history of Blue Oyster Cult and Blue Öyster Cult. Was there an alternate name you used for your article or perhaps you might have a copy ? MadMax 17:12, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Can't find any lead on it. Maybe I wrote it while I was more casual about logging in. It was a two sentence stub at creation, then I found it and beefed it up to about a page and a half starting with the second edit.

Lost to the aether I guess. Oh well.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:56, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

Count,

I think I may have found your version based on the message you left on the talk page of the other Blue Oyster Cult article. I've restored that version to your userpage. If this isn't your version, please let me know and I'can delete it. MadMax 19:38, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
It's gone man, don't worry about it.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:09, 22 January 2008 (UTC)


[edit] Re: Image talk:Teletubbies bros.jpg

Did you do this Mr. Alex?

Simple but clever.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:21, 2 April 2008 (UTC)


Yes I did

--Mr Alex 16:41, 2 April 2008 (UTC) 

Did you check the article of Teletubbies ?

[edit] yay! thanks for the delete vote!

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For helping destroy murder ruthlessly murder delete the article "Courtney Love did not kill Kurt Cobain" Thank you so much!
Moonzeppelin –{{{4}}}

--Moonzeppelin MUN 23:52, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] imgs v. Images

Redo the categories reptile imgs and amphibian imgs while you're at it then.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:23, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh. I hadn't even noticed those... -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:24, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] I haven't said hello to you yet

By the time you're reading this, I still haven't said hello to you yet, but wait: HELLO.   Her Cajekiness • <Apr 18, 2008 [2:41]>

Shit, it's Cajek. Run while you still can! IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME BUT YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 02:43 Apr 18, 2008
Don't pay any attention to the doctor: we're good friends. ...WE'RE FRIENDS, DAMMIT.   Her Cajekiness • <Apr 18, 2008 [2:46]>
Who are you and what are you doing in my house? --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:06, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
/me looks up from eating wedding cake Wha? I wush jus eatin'! /me reaches for a hot dog   Her Cajekiness • <Apr 18, 2008 [3:09]>
The odd thing I that cake wasn't there when I left. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:17, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
/me looks at the dumpster I dove into Who would throw out a wedding cake? Well, since you're inviting me in...   Her Cajekiness • <Apr 18, 2008 [3:22]>

[edit] K

lol. ok. PATX 11:31, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Hey.

I noticed the reduction of edits on your part as of late. I hope you come back and edit sometime. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 07:01, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

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