User talk:Deepfriedmarsbar

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You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit]

Hello, Deepfriedmarsbar, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can.

Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S

Ban Patrol[edit]

Err, for one thing you did it wrong. If you're going to put someone on Ban Patrol at least read the top of the page. Another thing, nominating Elvis (an admin) is just stupid. Why would he vandalise pages? —Braydie 18:16, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

VFP[edit]

Pics on VFP get removed when they hit -3. It did. When in doubt, just check the history.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:14, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

VFP[edit]

  • You have now readded an image twice, after it was removed. The first time it was removed, it was due to the fact that it had a score of -3, and was removed by an admin. All subsiquent removals have been due to the first removal. If you continue to readd the image, you will be banned. If you really must add it, please wait a week. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 21:16, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

You're on notice[edit]

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt by assuming you blanked UnNews:Naomi Campbell begins sentence unintentionally. I've reverted it, and order has been restored to the universe. Careful, or you'll get banned. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 21:04, 19 March 2007 (UTC)