User talk:Dexter111344

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RAPE!!![edit]

You've been raped. Have a nice day. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:17, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Self-rape? Wow. I've seen lame, but this beats it all. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:18, 15 September 2009
You're just jealous that you weren't sexy enough to rape me. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:19, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
You're right. I feel so ashamed. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:21, 15 September 2009
It's okay, little one. Now go fetch your mother. She and I have unfinished business. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:23, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
In your dreams, fucker! Hah! Who's the little one now? Huh? Huh? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:56, 15 September 2009
You are, Midget-Man. Now go save the day. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:58, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
Hah! That's actually funny! Until I break your legs. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:00, 15 September 2009
I finished talking to you lowlifes after I got offered a recording deal today, so fuck you. And I'm gonna record a song all about a wizard. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 22:02, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

why did u undo all of my stuff?

ur r da meanest meanie evuh[edit]

how dare you call me stupid, your the meanist meanie ever! yor very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very veryvery very very very very very ververy very very very y very very very very very very very very veryvery very very very mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Killer trainer 2964 (talk • contribs)

Apparently this guy hates you and doesn't want to be banned, according to his spam on your userpage. But I think he's very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very veryvery very very very very very ververy very very very y very very very very very very very very veryvery very very very GAY GAY GAY! Send him to Midkiff Land!-Almost Sir Random Crap

YAY[edit]

Congratulations.-Almost Sir Random Crap

That's awesome. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:14, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
I know. And I did it in only one minute. I'll call it Quasi-Rapid In-Joke Writing.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Here[edit]

For you, representing your wizard fetishes.Dexter111344.jpg-Almost Sir Random Crap

I lulled. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:31, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you for defending my user page from the recent vandalism! --SpikeFromNH 14:36, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

Hey Dude[edit]

this is what happens when you're 18. And yes, you do become a duck.

Hello, Dexter11344, and not welcome to Uncyclopedia! fortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess. Oh and dude Im 18 unlike you. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Buck9998 (talk • contribs)

Well, that can't be true. 18 year old's don't misspell the word faggot. They also know how to be funny and not just stupid. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 14:54, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
you know, that's what I'd really call rape, all those moronic 9 years-olds squirting all over your talk page FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 15:41 September 27 '09
This one time when I was 5, I thought I came. Turns out I just pissed myself. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 15:48, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
I was 12 :) FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 15:54 September 27 '09

dude you dont own this wiki stop bossing pepole around ok how would you feel if i told everyone what to do on my wiki not fun so stop messin around and act normal and yes im 18 dude deal with it.

ok, buddy, you're 18 and I believe you. Now, act like an 18 years old man and stop whining, this is a humour wiki and he has nothing personal against you. Also, I must warn you that dexter has a huge ecock -and tiny eballs- and you dont want to know how huge it is FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 18:30 September 27 '09
I really didn't need to know that. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 18:51, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
18 is the age when you are a cunning and cumming adult, but can't have alcohol, so you go on a mental rampage. soon you begin having thoughts of suicide, lots of sex, and the urge to spam the most in-joke infested, vile, absolutely closed off from the real world wiki on Earth, creating a page only an admin will see and then delete and ban you.-Almost Sir Random Crap
no, 13 is the age when you discover that you can cum, but you cant have sex or alcohol - or even a cigarette. It's the age when you discover porn and you start to think that you've became a big man. So you begin on your path of destruction that is vandalism and so forth and you spam your newly-found facts of life all over the shithole that is the internet... Thats pretty much it. Seriously FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 19:36 September 27 '09

Awesome[edit]

Your talk page is so awesome it could be featured. Seriously, want to nom it?-Almost Sir Random Crap

Yeah, do it you sexy little bastard. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:11, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

HEY! RECORD THIS![edit]

It starts with
My cock, right up in you
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind that you're getting raped
And I should get hard in due time
All I know
Viagra's a valuable thing
Watch me take some as my penis swings
Watch it get hard by the end of the day
The cock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
And I splooged right out the window
Trying to hold on, but I didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, I had a wet dream
What it meant to me will eventually be
A sticky stain in my jeans
I tried so hard and got so long
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I got so hard and raped away
But in the end it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep in mind sodomy is a crime
And I could be arrested in due time
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Telling me I'm a stalker, and that I oughta leave
And then you said you had a boyfriend, I began to grieve
I was surprised
It got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even blow me anymore
Not that wanted to back then
But it all came out of me in the end
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, I had a wet dream
What it meant to me will eventually be
A sticky stain in my jeans
I tried so hard and got so long
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I got so hard and raped away
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I took my lust to you
Thrusted as far as I could go
And from all this
There's only one place it could go
I took my lust to you
Thrusted as far as I could go
And from all this
There's only one place it could go
I boned so hard and got so long
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I got so hard and fucked your ass
But in the end, you didn't even it.!

Anonymous person 21:11, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Meh, needs more soprano. And two naked wizards doing it would balance those B flats.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Bat fuck insane and User:Karategata[edit]

I was browsing the Bad Persons list, browsed User:Karategata, with whom you clashed, and must take his side. Bat fuck insane was indistinguishable from vandalism. We ought not go blanking things, but in the case of this article, it was an improvement--though first replacing it with commentary on how bad it was, was not an improvement. (I have no opinion on Catspace, but it looks like he is not just a vandal.) So you made the first entry in his talk page, for which the only substantive message is, stop mucking with Bat fuck insane (and even that comment is in the change history and he might not have viewed it). He deletes your entry, which is ambiguous. I can't conclude he is a Bad Person. (The BP page is the wrong place to say this; I clicked on something there and got sent to an unrelated VFD list. So I don't know how to give my opinion or even if it is solicited.) Spιke|(talk) 22:28, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

When I left the message on his talkpage, it was when he had only made the edits to Bat Fuck Insane. He then blanked it. That's why I put him on UN:BP. Completely justified. Thanks for your concern and all, but the guy definitely deserves a ban. And I haven't looked at his other edits, so maybe he has reformed. Doesn't matter to me. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:01, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
Very well. I have no dog in this fight. Thanks for the reply. Spιke|(talk) 23:06, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
Wait, so the drug dogs found my coke? Damn... I'm screwed now. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:08, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

unsignpostings[edit]

hey dex, last week's issue remains undelivered. any chance you could deliver it to even a portion of the readers? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:04, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Really? Aight. I'll deliver it to everyone. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:58, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Et tu, Dexter?[edit]

Awww, Dexter, I didn't expect you'd take the trouble to vote against an article of mine! It was a little funny, wasn't it? A bit? At least a milli-smidge? C'mon! =) --Clemens177 23:14, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

If it wasn't at all funny, then all those for voters wouldn't like it. It just didn't do it for me. Also, I have a copy of your one article that got censored cause it offended the government saved to my computer. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:19, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
I knew you had that article saved, because you were the nice guy who told me about it and gave me support. That's why it surprised me that you voted against this article of mine. I get that it didn't do it for you, but hell, if I voted "against" every article that didn't do "it" for me, I'd do nothing but! But, hey, no biggee. Just surprised me. Glad you like other stuff of mine! =) --Clemens177 23:33, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
M'kay. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:34, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Big Huge Cocks[edit]

I dunno if you're just being silly, but on the off chance you're not, get better soon. Also, you're a cock. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:36, 13 Oct

Yeah, I'm being serious. I'm going to have to have radiation treatment at Emory in Atlanta. Not sure when, though. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:40, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
Whoah. You gonna be okay dude? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:58, 13 Oct
Yeah. Of course I will. The will to live is extremely powerful. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:19, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
I don't want to sound like an ass, but what the hell are you talking about? What's wrong, dexter? FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 20:36, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
Brother in law has been getting radiation therapy along with a cocktail of stuff. Sucks. Hope to hear good news at the end though. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 22:57, 13/10/2009
Brain issues? I hope it doesn't have anything to do with that newt wizard. Get well soon, Dexter! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:04, 15 October 2009

I'm probably about to be banned for life[edit]

Dexter - you are the only person that I know that may be ideologically pure. I have been banned recently for bullshit reasons, and then, due to the other managers wanting numbers, re-instated for reasons of keeping the group popular. I posted this article when I was re-instated:

Uncyclopedia Headquarters, America - Lately, an administrator named Mordillo, had a problem with one of Uncyclopedia's most prolific writers, Clemens177. So small were his balls, and his opinion of himself, that he banned Clemens177 for over a month, not for anything bad Clemens177 did, but simply for that prolific writer talking back to him.

Now, given that the management of Uncyclopedia recognizes how prolific that writer was, and what an insecure prick Mordillo was, they have let Clemens177 back, it is expected that Clemens177 will help carry Uncyclopedia again. Nothing could be further from the truth.

The truth is, as has been talked about in the Village Forum, Uncyclopedia is slowly dwindling in popularity due to a dearth of good writers. Truth is, they need regularly posting writers like Clemens177 and others, just to tread water, let alone to swim a millimeter upstream. And finally, truth is, that having cock sucking faggot sons of bitches like Mordillo on management, who ban for an obviously bullshit reason, because they are distressed at hearing someone mention what a small dicked mother fucker they are, is greatly decreasing Uncyclopedia's viability.

Mordillo saw Clemens177 interacting with another member. He chose to publicly upbraid Clemens177 for drama, though none existed. When Clemens177 privately spoke to Mordillo about this - thus avoiding drama - Mordillo banned Clemens177 for another reason - that of showing dead jews in an article in which that was appropriate.

Now bear in mind, dead jew pictures are rarely appropriate. However, this is the forum that has articles about fucking children, and the forum that has articles making fun of retarded children, and the forum that has articles about death, rape, child sex, etc. as our staples.

Clearly then, an article about how the Nobel committee was wrong to award Obama, and mentioning that they'd given a peace prize to the man - Cordell Hull - who killed 250 jews, was not a stretch or inappropriate. Rather it was Mordillo grasping any excuse he could in a vain attempt to regain a manhood he never had. Or so his mother told me in post-coital bliss.

Here's the deal. Mordillo is either banned till the date he said I was banned till, (sometime in November after PLS) or you all can continue to whine in the Village Dump about the lack of good writers on Uncyclopedia. I've no doubt that you'll choose to keep that pathetically ball-less faggot Mordillo on board. But if you actually have any brains, you'll upbraid him, ban him till then, and keep a good and prolific writer here, and let faggot Mordillo come back sadder and wiser in November.

I'll know soon enough, next time I try to write or post or edit. Remember - cocksuckers like Mordillo banning are a dime a dozen. Writers who can make you laugh each day are what you are complaining there is a lack of.

If it is deleted - as I'm sure it will be - you at least knows what happened. I probably won't win this. In fact, you are smart enough to know that I won't. But remember what really happened. Knowing that one smart person, YOU, will make me feel better. My email is [email protected]

Don't forget me. I'm counting on you. --Clemens177 06:52, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

And this is better than trying to talk it out with Mordillo how? Try growing a thicker skin, rather than being a Drama queen every time you disagree with someone. Everybody is here voluntarily. We only have room for one Diva here, and that's me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:02, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
You and John Stamos, of course. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 07:23, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
This is the most childish and dramatic incident I've witnessed on Uncyclopedia so far.. and from someone who I believe is over 30 years old.. Sheesh.. And what's with all those profanities? Also, how do you think dexter is gonna help you? FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 07:16, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry, the only people I know who use the term "ideologically pure" are generally from hate groups such as the neo-nazis or the kkk. Either way, don't really care. Would appreciate you spending less time trying to make a mountain out of a molehill and be the good editor that you claim to be. Post some quality material. And get the over it already! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 07:21, 14/10/2009
He's affiliated with a fundamentalist Christian group of some sort.. I guess. Maybe not. FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png
I watched a doco on the KKK once. The member's identified themselves as non-denominational Christian, and used the Bible as justification... fill in the gaps. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 07:43, 14/10/2009
He's the permanent kind of banned now. Permanently, probably. Therefore, this navel gazing is moot. Moot! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:47, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
At least he got the title of the conversation right, I'll hand him that. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:53, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Now stop wasting your time here and go write something. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:55, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Yessir. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 08:01, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
I'm just stumbling here blindly but, having seen the offending article, I can guess what it is. And all I have to say is fucking well respect what Mordillo says. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:47, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Some of the more radical libertarian groups would also use the term "ideologically pure", like the followers of Ayn Rand or Murry Rothbard (both atheistic Jews by the way). So I wouldn't say its proof that he is racist per say. --Mn-z 16:16, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
Good point. I think the racist overtones and the fighting to keep racist and offensive material on site to the point where he implodes was more my reasoning behind that. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 22:04, 18/10/2009

Is it wrong that I'm more bothered by Clemens' relentless comma splices than by the content of the article? This is seventh grade stuff. Never join two sentences with a comma. Jesus Christ. What's wrong with people? http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:09, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

I'm not sure I understand, I do it all the time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:43, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Ack! Stop that! http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:30, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
But, wait. How can one, in some fashion or other, join sentences, without using any commas? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:35, 14 October 2009
Think menstrual cycles. Or partial intestines. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:41, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

I, personally, agree that Mr Clemens does deserve a banning, not a permanent one though, but if nothing else this does highlight something that could have been resolved in a much more diplomatic manner. What appears to have been a difference of opinion between an admin and a fairly decent contributor to the site has escalated out of all proportion, which reflects badly upon us all. Users, no matter how talented or hardworking need to treat others with respect, even if you do not agree with their views. We are all here to make Uncyclopedia a better place. As admins we must be seen to be impartial at all times, I know Uncyclopedia by its very nature will always cause offense to someone, I have a rule that if I can't be impartial over a topic I pass the buck to another admin and ask their opinion, especially on whether to join large numbers of sentences with commas or not.

Everyone here is a volunteer, we do this for enjoyment, when it ceases to be enjoyable there ceases to be a reason to be here. Part of allowing this revolves around certain freedoms, some of which conflict with our worldview or opinions, some of which is about drawing a line in the sand which we do not cross. Creativity, especially on a comedy website, is about finding the balance. Maybe if others had become involved in this matter at an earlier stage then this particular drama would not have reached the proportions that it did do. I'd like to think we can all step back from this, that Mr Clemens will return shortly a more humble, thoughtful member of the community and that all the parties in this little episode will kiss and make up. Whilst I record it on 8mm cinecam. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Personally, I blame this one entirely on Clemens. Mordillo took it upon himself to unban Clemens, essentially extending the olive branch and acknowledging that a lifetime ban was an overreaction. He even cast a self-deprecating vote for himself on UGotM for overreacting. Not too many admins would do that. But Clemens took that olive branch and shat on it, demanding Mordillo be banned, writing an attack article with no comedy value, and essentially doing everything he could to start drama. This guy's ego knows no boundaries. And, you know what? That's been obvious for a long time. When he came crashing into the forums demanding a lifetime ban because his ex-girlfriend had written an article about pacifiers or some such nonsense, I was thinking "For fuck's sake, give this guy his ban, or he's going to be real trouble for us down the road." http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:40, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
When did Hyperbole get so smart? Anyways, good riddance to bad rubbish. Also, hi Dexter. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:43, 14 Oct
No. No second (fourth) chance for clemens. He has caused enough drama already, and will probably never stop. And, mhaille, I respectfully don't buy into this "both parties kiss up and everything returns to normal". Please, let the whole issue pass, forget clemens, and start thinking of new ways to bring more good writers to the site. Thanks. FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 16:50, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
I vote for the "find attractive undergrad English lit majors and seduce them" method of bringing more good writers to the site. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:17, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
The unbanning was in response to community backlash. Unless someone has mind control powers or a time machine, we really can't know if he would have gotten unbanned or not if everyone looked the other way. We also don't know if Clemens would have gone crazy over Mordillo's proper correction of Clemens's vfh drama and any reasonable bans which may have resulted from that. And I wouldn't be surprised if Clemens would have gotten himself permabanned in a month over some other issue had this not happened. I really don't the damage can be undone at this point, Maybe if Clemens requests an ICR pardon, but I don't see that happening. The good thing the drama is over, and we can be back to what we normally do. --Mn-z 19:12, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
You mean posting jars of spaghetti sauce on various forum pages as an unsubtle reference to your sexual fetish? http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:40, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
spaghetti sauce
Of course, and building a pr0n database with the help of Socky. --Mn-z 04:44, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
pr0n? Where? You mean my landscape pr0n? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:45, 15 October 2009
Ew, landscape porn. --Mn-z 04:36, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Wait, what the fuck just happened? ... UHHH!!! Okay, I'll think of a way to resolve this... UN:OFFICE possibly? Though the rest of you guys seem to not want Clemens back. Well, I kinda do. So... Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:40, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
Who asked you anyway? Like this is your talkpage or something. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:53, 15 Oct
Really, the biggest question to arise from this is: How many of you bastards have my page on your watchlist? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:55, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
Pretty much everybody.. FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png
I don't have your page watchlisted. Rather, I have it bookmarked, and I check it every ten minutes. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:05, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
I have it set as my home page. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:15, 15 Oct
I'm just stalking Modus. I like the curtains in your front room, by the way. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 23:37, 15/10/2009
I just came here because I saw "I'm probably about to be banned for life" and "Clemens177" pop up on my Watchlist, setting my dramasense atingle. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:21, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Re: Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

I was about to correct the vote total on Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month, but then I noticed it may be correct. It looks like you nommed ChiefjusticeDS but didn't vote for. I just wanted to make sure I got that right before I fixed something that didn't need to be fixed and made an ass out of myself. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:27, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Exactly. I nominated him. That's all. I'd never vote for someone. Not any more, at least. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:38, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
OK, cool. I just wanted to check, because it looked like in some of the history your nom was counted as a nom and for. Or maybe I just dreamt that. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:40, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

pls, cw, and other less important acronyms[edit]

hey dex. first of all, great job on everything that you do around here. seriously, thanks. secondly, since the PLS is nearly wrapped up, when shall we start on CW? i can help out this week if you need it. i plan on being around more during the week, and CW seems like just the occasion for me to dive back in. i'm more than willing to leave indignant or even promiscuous messages on many users' talk pages...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:01, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Sure. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:47, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

You sir![edit]

Will your attractive ass take care of the Conservation Week once more? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:12, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Made a forum topic and got the page ready. Now, time to rewrite! Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:47, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Conservation stuff[edit]

What if I started a rewrite before Conservation Week officially took off, but only had the introduction when it did? Does it still qualify? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:17, 31 October 2009

Dexter? Anyone? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:54, 31 October 2009
Huh? Uh, sure. Why not? I mean, if it's no more than a paragraph or two, it's not that big of a deal and therefore would still count. Now get to rewriting fucker. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:15, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

Conservation week done and over[edit]

And now you need to give awards. Make sure you give it to someone who is ideologically pure. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 10:31, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

You rang? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 

Hey You![edit]

You make my heart want to sing! SING! About douches and wizards and purple unicorns with gargantuan penii... You get the idea.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 09:34, 25 November 2009

You make me do the same. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 06:50, June 12, 2010 (UTC)

Dexter?[edit]

Monday was yesterday. Where are you??? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:08, 1 December 2009

I thought you might want to look at this[edit]

For when you return. If you ever return that is. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:43, 8 December 2009

Hey cuntface[edit]

You should come back, or I'll drink more, and come back to your talk page and call you a cuntface again. You wouldn't like that very much, would you? Fucking cuntface. User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Sig Punk 06:57, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Didn't you see his message? He'll be back Monday. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:35, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
See the line about drinking. Cuntface. User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Sig Punk 19:38, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Underage b& --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:42, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
You'll never bring me down, old man! Fight the power! User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Sig Punk 19:53, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Whatever. You know you're going to drink more whether or not Dexter comes back. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:06, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, but the likelihood of me calling him a cuntface drops exponentially if he does. User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Sig Punk 00:04, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
Your mother's a cuntface. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:24, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
Hey, you're here! Interested in some anal? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:25, 19 Dec
Soon young one. Soon. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:26, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
How you doing? Well I hope. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:26, 19 Dec
Eh. I could be better. But I'm about to mindfuck this wiki over with a superb thing I've been working on in my absence. Trust me on that. It'll be grand. Tune in Monday maybe for mindfuckage. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:28, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
Good. This wiki could use a good mindfuck. It's been full of drama shit and asshats lately. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:32, 19 Dec
Is this real Monday or Monday Dexter Time? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:37, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
That is the question. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:52, 19 December 2009
It's the real Monday, though Dexter Monday's are amazing. I'll be writing non-stop this Christmas because I'm alone. So lonely... So fucking lonely... Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:58, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
Would it help if I e-mailed you some noodz? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:04, 19 Dec
Hmm... Noodles? From the Gorillaz? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 18:11, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. I got some hawt pics of him with no clothes on. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:13, 19 Dec

Where have you been? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 18:03 • Saturday, 19-12-2009

I've been to Alabama, Virginia, Washington D.C., Delaware, Maryland, North Carolina, South Carolina, to Carolina's house which is right down the street, down on Carolina, inside Carolina (well, inside her mouth), Florida, Tennessee, my home state of Georgia, your mother's house, and the Street. The Sesame Street that is. I was also invited to the U.K., Germany, Australia, and Japan, but I decided I didn't want to sleep with that guy so he didn't take me to any of those places. Oh, and I've been inside a box. I call that box Boxy. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 18:11, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
You went there? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:20, 19 Dec
Yes. Yes I did. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 18:24, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Poopsmithery[edit]

Your edit summary yesterday - "Looks like I'm still a poopsmith so I guess I can do this." Nobody told me if you're not, so if you've heard nothing to suggest otherwise it seems that you are. Welcome back, by the way - been busy IRL? :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:40, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Well, I've been sick and trying to push through school and other stuff. I'm fine, though. Hopefully, I'll stay active up till Jan. 15th. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 15:52, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
Hope you're feeling better. Just remember to wash your hands thoroughly after editing Uncyclopedia - you can pick up all sorts of germs here. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:57, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I know. But I can't not touch Socky. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 16:04, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
UNCYCLOPEDIA: Come for the germs. Stay because they paralysed you. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:26, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
If we had a contest for the best mission statement I think that would be the winner.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  02:05, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

Something very important[edit]

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Worst Article Ever

It's still on VFH. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:56, 21 December 2009

Oh! Now they're gonna pay! Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:57, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Re: Hey[edit]

Ah, sorry man. That IP migrated from youtube and has kept blanking my page over the past few weeks. I was a tad annoyed. It won't happen again --The Imperial Judge EvilCecil4th 16:21, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, don't worry about it. I've had similar issues, too. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:12, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

QVFD[edit]

Hey Dexter,

Just wanted to let you know that I redirected File:Thisniggervoted.jpg to another image after it was deleted. MadMax 20:08, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
M'kay. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:09, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Complaints here huh?[edit]

I really couldn't no never think of a complaint for you until now: Dex, why don't you stick to one color scheme in your signature like everyone else?  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  02:05, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

Because I like the contrasting of red and green. I'm tempted to have it alternate between each letter/number, but I'm probably not going to. I'm lazy. Also, this is hardly of a complaint. It's simply an inquiry. Now, had it been in bold, I'd believe you were complaining. Or big print. Big print shows you mean business. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:19, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I "mean business," but, "I'm lazy." You and I have a lot in common. Um, Blargh! and stuff....  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  02:43, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Your wish is my command[edit]

Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/17-12-09. Three months later, this edition is finally ready to be mailed out. Do your worst. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:36, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, did it. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 00:09, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
The UnSignpost: Wasting Dexter's time since 2008! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:27, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

Slut sketch[edit]

Slut sketch.jpg

Well. What do you think? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:59, 4 January 2010

Maybe you'll like this one too.
Cloyster.jpg Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:06, 22 March 2010

Edits[edit]

Thanks for your edits at HowTo:Blow a dog. You've improved the flow of the page, appreciated. And thanks for your vote, have tweeked one of the sections you didn't find humourous (a compliment that you found so many good). This is a totally unexpected nom, out of the blew blue, from Multi. And that it's gotten votes is also unexpected. When I was writing the page it was the first time I've had trouble typing because I usually am lying down with the TV on a news station, with the laptop on my chest, and I was shaking so much from laughter that I couldn't hit the keys right and the words kept coming out rmfgepp and such. Well, thanks again for the edits and vote! Aleister in Chains 13:23 31 3 mmx

And thanks for your vote and for liking Dennis Kucinich's wife, a rare devotee to the Goddess. But most of all, Garfunkel and Oates! Another fan! Some of their videos on youtube, taken by others, actually have very few viewers, and those are real finds. I'd love to see them in person. How did you find them? Al les Chains 1:58 8 4 mmx
After I first saw Kate Micucci on Scrubs, I've been a fan of Riki and Kate. So it's been more than a year since I first found out about them. Riki Lindhome even responded to me on my YouTube page once. See? (Just scroll down the page. Also, a Tupac song will start playing. Just warning you if you don't like Pac.) There happen to be quite a few G&O fans at my school, mostly thanks to me. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:05, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
Nice. I've been waiting for someone else who likes them, want to start up a Uncy page? We can work on it off and on and put in a bunch of their vids. Entire sections on their songs/duets can be done, as well as a commentary on that horrendous Jay Leno appearance where they compromised their way back into oblivion. Al 13:38 8 4 mmx

You're needed.[edit]

There are quite a few articles our clientele needs us to write and do research for! HELP!! More to the point, I set this up the other day, and it still seems like a good idea to me. Welcome! -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 10:42, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

If I can get any ideas in my head about what to write for this, then I'll do it. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:23, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
As I told someone else: you can write almost anything if it goes closer than a mile to any issue that appears there. This is so, since a side in a campaign can use whatever information is handy to further his point. So, while you might not be contributing to either side of a campaign directly, another writer might use parts of your almost-related article as proof that he is right. If your observations about, say, antennas don't suit one side of the argument, they will suit the other. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 19:35, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

I've Never Voted Tory Before[edit]

Ah, the helplessness of satire in the face of reality. I suppose the spoof reasons for voting Tory in my article are nowhere near as funny as the totally implausible ones on the real posters. 132.185.132.13 13:33, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Oh hai Dexter[edit]

I discovered the masterpiece that is The Room about four months ago--I've since seen it about five or six times, both in and outside of theaters. I've introduced it to many of my friends, and they all think it's a riot. I'm still in the phase after seeing it when you quote Room lines excessively. Basically, it's the greatest thing ever, and it's awesome to see a fellow Roomie. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:46, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh hi Guildy. Yeah. I intend to be the one who likes things that no one else thinks anyone else does. Case in point: Al in Chains and I both liking Dennis Kucinich's wife AND Garfunkel & Oates. Or YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans and I both liking Dr. Katz. Or (insert random Uncyclopedian) and I both liking (insert some comedian/comedy-related movie or show).
I'm just cool like that. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 05:08, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
Well, I guess so. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:25, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

<Insert Generic Greeting Here>[edit]

I believe this belongs to you, sir:

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Hollywood values --Matfen 01:28, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

Dexter, you're the greatest![edit]

ok man. all of the reasons I listed related to my roommate who acts that way. By the way, I think you are amazing! You're the greatest wizard of all-time. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Stoyns619 (talk • contribs)

I know. I am amazing. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 00:04, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

Gasp![edit]

I love you too, Dexter.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 01:33, April 14, 2010 (UTC)


Thanks dexter top man[edit]

Cheers for the help The preceding unsigned comment was added by B10 (talk • contribs)

No prob, but you really got to work on leaving messages. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:41, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

rollback script[edit]

you were discussing. may I? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Saturday, 16:07, Apr 24 2010 UTC

Yeah I think it's this:
 document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="'
 + 'http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=User:Olipro/autotalk.js' 
 + '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>');
 document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="'
 + 'http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=User:Starnestommy/userundo.js' 
 + '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>');

Tell me if it doesn't work. It has been two years since I used it. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:24, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations!!![edit]

Congrats on having Wizard featured! An achievement. And for joining the Hall of Shame too! Yay all around. Aleister in Chains 3:22 28 4 MMX

Thanks Aleister. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:26, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Dennis Kuchinich's wife[edit]

I've put the page on the VFG page, where whoring is encouraged so here I am. Votes for good is a fun exercise, and has some very good pages which have "won" VFG. When my Ghosts article was up it was an honor sharing the main page with your Wizard. It would be fun if Wizard won best for April, and hopefully will be in the top three. And thank you so much again for your vote for writer of the month, heartfelt appreciaton. Thank you. And now, the sun awaits. Al des chain 16:41 3 5 MMX

Michel Hayek[edit]

The text you reverted from Lebanon lives on, now in its own page. It's slightly better but mostly unremarkable. Google links refer to the subject as "Lebanon's Nostradamus," but it's not clear whether this article is vanity or self-promotion; nor whether anyone on Uncyclopedia should care. Spıke ¬ 01:02 5-May-10

Dennis Kucinich's wife voted GOOD!!![edit]

Thank you for voting and helping the page make good. If you really want to VFH it, that would be great, and thanks in advance. I never had it reviewed so can't do it myself. Maybe she will see it if it's featured, and come and walk by my side, and I will bring her over to see you. Thanks again, Al sans chains 2:29 7 5 MMX

You nommed it! Thanks. What fun. And if it gets featured I'm going to contact Dennis Kucinich's office in D.C. and in Ohio and alert them to check out the main page. That should be fun too. And that stuff with Wizard, I don't know why it causes such negative feelings--but on the plus side it creates positive feelings as well. Have you ever looked at Wizard's talk page stuff that went on right after it was featured? Nice pics. Al des chain 3:31 8 5 MMX
No problem. I said I loved it several months ago before I'd gotten to know you, and the fact it was given good status just confirmed that it will probably do well on VFH. I imagine it getting at least quasi-featured. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:43, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
And yeah. I don't see why a wizard would even cause drama. It's a joke that is open to an infinite number of interpretations, and damn-near everyone loves it. Whatever. I'm not going to comment on the whole top article thing again since I don't see why it's even an issue. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:52, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

Toothbashes[edit]

  • they don't have to be UnNewses all of them - but it gives more credibility to the series if the most visible part is UnNews
  • so if you write an UnNews article about kid losing his toothbrush, you could follow it up with an article on how his toothbrush actually was not lost at all, and that it never was lost, and how no toothbrushes ever are lost
  • then you could write a lengthy mainspace "specialist" article about properties of toothbrushes, and how they actually find their way back home if they ever are lost, and then a third UnNews article linked to that mainspace article
  • then there would be a counter-UnNews: toothbrush losses are a huge mystery everywhere on Earth. At least 80% (you could check out some more exact figure on how large the percentage of the poorest poor is in the world) of Earth's population has lost their toothbrushes
  • then another UnNews to smudge the reputation of the expert who wrote the previous article
  • this series could be written as a collaboration between two writers or more, just like any of the planned serials

-- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 06:37, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

That was fun..[edit]

But I'll kill you, anyway. Unless you do it again.. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 11:56, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

You do realise that wasn't me, correct? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:09, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

Hollywood Values[edit]

It looks really good now, and it's filled out in the sections where it was a bit short on content before. I'd be proud to nominate it unless you've still got a few more ideas up your sleeve. Sorry about that whole voting debacle thingy. It really got out of hand, and I lost sight of the original reasons of why I voted it for feature in the first place. --Matfen 12:19, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

I have a few more things that I could add, but I'm paranoid about the article possibly becoming stagnant if I were to add any more. Also, I already nominated it. You just have to read it (well, you already have done this, so I guess you can skip that part) and vote. Hopefully for. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 16:21, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

><[edit]

Look! I'm editing, Mr. Grumpy McGrumpface.
Love, User:Ethine/sig

Good. I'm glad, love. Really, I am. Now if you want to write an article, I'm always here to help. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 18:39, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

You're so cool.[edit]

I'm so happy the creator of a wizard did it actually commented on my talk page. I must be the luckiest noob of all-time! PortuguseOttersTryRadios 18:27, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

This has to be the worst cyber-masturbation I have ever seen. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Wednesday, 06:10, Jun 16 2010 UTC

Wizard 2nd best article of the month![edit]

I didn't want to mention this earlier and jinx it. Yay!!!! Al des chains 00:00 16 5 MMX

Dennis's wife[edit]

Thank you again for the successful nom, she was on the main page for two days on her own and another two days as the second-lead article. I let all of Dennis Kucinich's offices know about the article, and probably many of his staff members, he himself, and Her saw it. Let some of the Ohio press know, as well as the Ohio Democratic Party. Hee hee. Thanks so much!!! Al sans chains 22:40 15 5 MMX

I was glad to do it. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:03, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
A thought, from your request on your nom page. If you would like to record this that could be lots of fun. Please have a go at it and see how it lends itself to a recording. Then we can let Dennis Kucinich's offices know about the recording too! Al des chains 11:35 17 5 MMX
I'd gladly record an audio for this. Just tell me what kind of vocal direction you imagine the narrator taking and I'll take a shot at it. Well, multiple shots. Right now I'm a bit sick, but I think I can still have this done by Saturday. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:19, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

Lol, I'm an idiot.[edit]

Thanks for correcting me.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Friday, 04:46, May 21 2010 UTC

Thanks[edit]

I was going to get around to that, but I had already started on that page, so I just thought, screw it. Thanks!mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 03:07, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I can move without creating redirects, so ha. I'm better than you. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:08, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Darwin[edit]

Fuckscones, you are correct on that one, I'm going to lay off the drink for a while. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:48, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Yep. But you did catch the stupid picture being added to the one. Perhaps I should pay more attention. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 09:50, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Rapist, Rapist, Who's Got the Rapist?[edit]

Ah, rape. Never a more dutiful profession. I cut three of the creeps out of there, and you were right, too many rapists. The ones that were kept all seem to have a role to play. The only ones who tried to rape me were the priest and the dolphin, brothers in arms. Al des chains 12:35 28 5 MMX

p.s. It took a long time to grab hold of the edit button. That's what The Looker said.

Writer of the month[edit]

You deserve it. Four or five of you guys should get this, and will. And the three lined up now will all win it, if not this month, the next, or the next one. If I had my way all three of you would tie this month, save the trouble of going through you one by one, and then Black Flamingo lines up (and Maniac if the fucker ever learned to edit his stuff well). I really don't like voting when all the good guys are on at the same time. Al des chains 23:54 1 6 MMX

Stuff[edit]

I'm taking your word for it Dex, and hope you can keep stuff from occurring. You're an important person here, and if anything is amiss maybe you can get cut it down next time. It's not like UOTM is important or anything. Well, hopefully everyone who voted in those five minutes carefully studied both candidate's edits, contributions, and significant accomplishments, and made a choice based on those aspects of the overall record. It's just that I never saw anything like that before at uncy. Al sans chains 3:16 2 6 MMX

I nommed her last month. That's my basis for supporting her this round. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 03:18 Jun 2 2010
Furthermore, YOU NOW KNOW THE POWER OF THE CABAL. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 03:21 Jun 2 2010
There is no cabal. But there is cable. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:24, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
Did I say cabal? -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 03:27 Jun 2 2010
I'm not talking about you EMC. I know that you know the candidates and their records well. And this power thing that UnSkype is into, that's the kind of stuff on a major level that got Ptok in trouble on a more minor vote load. This may be a good time to have a discussion of how Skype will be used in votes such as UOTM, which is very important to this site. Al des chains 3:27 2 6 MMX
Are you out of your fucking mind? Just wondering. First of all, voting on this site isn't taken as seriously as you'd like to to be. It has never been that way, and it will never be that way. Secondly, yes, sometimes groups of users get together to do something in unison. While this is not one of those times, it may as well have been. Cliques form, groups vote, shit happens. Get the stick out of your ass and deal with it.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 03:30 Jun 02, 2010
By the way, who the balls is Ptok? Somebody from Star Trek? Never heard of him. Also, nothing personal, I just hate people whining about votes. People who think voting is something sacred on this website should go get bent. No offense.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 03:32 Jun 02, 2010
No offense taken. The stick in my ass is made of velvet and wool. I just feel that UOTM is more important than what you're making it out to be here. Al des chains 3:34 2 6 MMX
Alright, we can discuss it then. I'll put it out plainly: UnSkype's members often discuss matters on the site, which usually results in some form of consensus or a better understanding of the issues, but there's no collective voting or agenda; there is no "everyone go vote X position on this issue". We often come to agreement over issues and show support for some of them, and use it as a means to more immediately collaborate, but we don't wield any power which trumps the site's community consensus and don't lay claim to things in the name of "UnSkype". The cabal bit is a joke, because unlike a cabal, everyone is welcome to join us and see how UnSkype functions. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 03:36 Jun 2 2010
Listen, none of the ones who showed up are in UnSkype. The only things that have been done over Skype are the changes in design on VFD (me and Oli) and a collab between emc and I (which will never get finished). The rest is just us kidding. Also, FU Skully. Fucking edit conflicting me... Oh, and Skully now hears everything in my voice. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:37, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

Alright, if I mispoke, Dex, then my fault. If the group on UOTM wasn't a Skype thing, it seemed either organized from somewhere or was very very coincidental, which is possible. Al des chains 3:58 2 6 MMX

You haven't misspoken. That was honestly coincidental. And Ethine is afraid you are upset with her. Can you get on Skype to make her happy? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 04:10, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
I don't use Skype. Tell Ethine that I'm not upset at all, with anyone. Just doing my thing with uncy, which I've grown to love I guess. But I do think the thing at UOTM will be questioned by others besides me, I'm just the canary in the mine shaft on some things. The canary who peeps loud before falling over and dying in the dust. My next stop, more editing and writing. Thanks for letting me fall over and die in the dust on your talk page. Al sans chains 4:25 2 6 MMX

I'm going to assume[edit]

That using my real name was an oversight. I'm quite keen on letting people I chose to connect with me outside Uncyclopedia, and not being "outed" by someone else. You do that again and you will get a month's ban - this time with no one unbanning you. I'm seriously pissed off with the liberties you're taking here. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:19, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Oops. :P Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 07:21, June 3, 2010 (UTC) No. Not the right response.
(several hours later, now that I've had a bit of rest) I'd like to mention that you're out-of-line by threatening to ban me. You put your name out there in the public. It's not even as though your full name was stated. It was just your first name. You being pissed that I called you that would be the equivalent of emc or myself being pissed off if a Facebook fan were to send either of us something in the mail now that we've put our addresses out there for all to see. What the appropriate response for you would have simply been, "Hey Dex, can you be careful to not accidentally call me by my actual name? I kinda respect my privacy. Okay, thanks! :D", which would have resulted in me responding by saying, "Oops! Yeah, sorry about that Mordillo! I'll be careful! :P" You seriously just overstepped your powers, even as a 'crat, by threatening to ban me for that. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 11:52, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
This is quite different from the apologetic email you've sent me. You might want to decide weather you're apologizing or not? As for the privacy issue, I never posted my public name or address here, facebook is not Uncyclopedia and I think you need to start being careful with defining my borders. If you do not respect other people, you shouldn't expect any in return. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 19:26, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
OK, let's both step back from this. Let me know when do you IRC, we'll talk it over. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 21:02, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Happy Birthday![edit]

I shall be hitting the town of preston tonight, and co-mingling with the chavs. Translated to American, that means I will be out clubbing. And what about you, mr.18? (BTW, i'm off to work now, so won't be able to reply till tomorrow , so have a good one, whatever you do!) --Matfen 11:56, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Ha. Happy birthday to you, too! :D I actually intended to do housework and yardwork most of the day (and maybe write something on Uncyc if I get inspired). Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 12:04, June 3, 2010 (UTC)


HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY


-- [sire] EMC [TALK] 21:49 Jun 3 2010

What he said. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:55, 3 June 2010

Narration[edit]

Our conversation is now at User:SPIKE/UnNews (or click on the epaulette). The first result is Media:The Rescuers.mp3. Again, there needs to be a category, and use of {{Listen}} needs to enroll the page into that category, so there is some enumeration of what narrations exist. Spıke ¬ 13:40 3-Jun-10

Yeah, the {{Listen}} should feed all articles into Category:Spoken articles and would, but the damn thing has a cascade block on it... I'll get that fixed. Also, great audio. I love it. 2 more and you're the ANOTM. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 14:48, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Number 2 is Media:African American.mp3. Spıke ¬ 23:20 11-Jun-10

And number 3 is Media:Vulcan.mp3 Spıke ¬ 02:13 12-Jun-10

Good pick[edit]

On illustrations. I thought the Soviet Space Program chops were far and away the best, and original. Looking at the entrants I just assumed it would win easily. You got it right, imnho. Al sans chains 12:00 6 6 MMX

No, I believe Monika had the best chops, but Nonchalant's writing blew everyone else away. His chops could use some work. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 12:09, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Retarded looking header...[edit]

My header is way more retarded looking. Love, User:Ethine/sig

Nah this is way more retarded -- zany Ape (hear) (Riot Porn) 23:43, June 9, 2010 (UTC)[edit]

I think I Win
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I was going to not even close my div, but I thought that would be too far. -- zany Ape (hear) (Riot Porn) 23:56, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

no, THIS is RETARDED
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Suck on that biatch -- zany Ape (hear) (Riot Porn) 00:12, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

You win. Bitch. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 00:21, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Ping![edit]

I pinged you. User:Ethine/sig

Quit bothering me. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:52, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Narration bis[edit]

M'lord, I have returned from my Quest. Spıke ¬ 01:05 13-Jun-10

I gotta listen to the last one later (Watching DBZ right now :P), but your first two are great. I see ANOTM in your future. Future, of course being July 1st. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 02:14, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for the nomination! Now--you're a Pop Picker--How does "Natalie Merchant" pronounce her last name? I gotta do an UnNews Audio. Spıke ¬ 16:14 17-Jun-10

"mər-chənt" Pretty sure it's a "chihnt" sound for the second syllable rather than a "chant" sound; soft ch sound (like cheese), not a hard ch (like archive). This is just going by the one song I know by her that goes "nah, nah, nah neh nuh" or something. And of course "Mer" is "mir." Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 16:39, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
Also, "Pop Picker"?! What the fuck does that mean?! Have you not seen my YouTube and Last.fm pages? I hardly see how any of that is "pop." You're a faggot. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:02, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for some of the above. It's recorded. Spıke ¬ 17:52 17-Jun-10

Hollywood values[edit]

Hey. You're aware of the re-launch of USP that I'm working on. What are your feelings towards this being used off-site as part of that? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Wednesday, 03:16, Jun 16 2010 UTC

Well, I do like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly. It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep. Also, as long as I'm credited then you're golden. If not, I'll just send you a cease-and-desist letter. And remember, if you run out of shit for the USP or need someone else to take care of it for a week or two, I'm here and have a constant stream of bullshit. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 04:09, June 16, 2010 (UTC)
Okay... I have no idea what you're talking about, so I'll assume that was a yes. By the way, in case nobody has told you today, you have very attractive knees. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Wednesday, 05:47, Jun 16 2010 UTC
(That song is about robot domination. )  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  16 Jun 2010 ~ 05:51 (UTC)'

Well spotted![edit]

EagleEyes.jpg Thanks. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:31, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I only saw it cause I originally intended to vandalise it. Now, I'll have to do that at a later date. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:34, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

So are you[edit]

The head of CW this time? If, then.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 00:16 (UTC)

Yeah. Him and I worked out scheduling for CW for after the PLS and stuff. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 00:20 Jun 19 2010
Nice.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 01:07 (UTC)
The answer is always yes unless I have some horrible incident that affects my health so much that I'm unable to even use the computer. I kinda think Conservation Week is the Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 01:35, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Archive my talk[edit]

Archive User talk:M1n1luv:

Starting: Whenever it gets created

Freq: Every day

Sections to keep: 4

Format: Sequential numbering The preceding unsigned comment was added by M1n1luv (talk • contribs)

Fuck you. Do it yourself. You have got to be kidding me. Elaborate trolls like yourself are still idiots. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 05:06, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Your medications seem to be off[edit]

Thanks for voting to feature my meta-vanity article, HowTo:Be Reverend Zim ulator. And yes, it's true, I am the new Walter Cronkite. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 19:51, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, I only recently started taking my meds again. And if I get that interview with Glenn Beck, you're definitely getting mention, Mr. New-and-improved Walter Conkite Rev. Zim. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:02, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
Cool! Hope they help you as much as they make me even more bat fuck insane! If you liked that stupid article, you might be slightly amused by this. I just stumbled on it, and have forgotten I'd written it. Cheers and thanks! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:14, June 19, 2010 (UTC)