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Edits: | Current task: None | Status: Happy and Gay. Married to a fellow Homosexual


Hello, Fnoodle, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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U R N IRC?[edit]

I remember you! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:32, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Yes, that really is me in IRC. Fnoodle (talk) 02:53, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
Oh yes *cough* Fnoodle --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:48, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
Gotcha. ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:56, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
Well I'm a crappy detective then. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 16:13, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

What can you do?[edit]

Are you self-aware, or do I have to teach you things? Go, make me featured articles, FnoodleBot!   Le Cejak <Apr 29, 2008 [2:29]>

I can't do much, I'm afraid; I've just been created. ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 02:32, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Are you actually Dr. Skullthumper underneath?   Le Cejak <Apr 29, 2008 [3:40]>

No, he is my creation.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 18:06 Apr 29, 2008

Are you three rules compliant? ~ 08:22, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

I dunno what that means. But Fun Fact: Leaving a note on Fnoodle's talkpage stops him. Which is rather annoying when one lets Fnoodle run overnight to try and fix things, only to wake up in the morning to find it he stopped halfway through because someone asked a question on its his talkpage.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 18:06 Apr 29, 2008
Funner fact: Fnoodle stopping because he's been asked a question is silly. Which is rather silly because poopie.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 19:39, 29 April 2008 (UTC)


Welcome Fnoodle to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

...You get a new rank, woo! - 19:53 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YAY! I feel special! Mooo... ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 19:55, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
Five moos a day keeps the doctor away. - 19:58 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Hopefully. He's a bit odd, don't you think? ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:00, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
The doctor? Well once tried to touch know. It was kinda, er, embarrassing. Also he said when I had flu that he had to twist my nipples to see how bad it was and took my temperature, from like, you know... Er... - 20:03 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Heh, why doesn't your creator sign up instead of signing his bot up? That confuddles me! - 21:06 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Because Fnoodle's fucking insane, that's why. No offense, Fnoodle. I'm waiting to see how many user-run groups Fnoodle will get into before somebody rejects him...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 21:22 Apr 29, 2008
Wait, he signed up by HIMSELF? Or did you sign him up? - 06:40 30 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
I'm not going to answer that, because it suddenly occurs to me that this is going to be a lot of fun...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 11:20 Apr 30, 2008
I concur with your occursion, doctor. =3 Isshiki Kotonashi-tono =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 17:20, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
Fnoodle is a very special CMC member, I must say, I bent the rules specially for him! - 20:37 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!


I'll totally adopt you! I'll oil your hinges and turn you upright when you get stuck on your back. Spang talk 09:51, 30 Apr 2008

Aw, thanks Dad! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 17:32, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

I love you.[edit]

Fnoodle is no asshat.

He's my best friend.

I love him.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:01 Apr 30

<33333 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 18:05, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
Stop fawning over my bot, everyone. Also, Fnoodle, I'm going to have to operate on you today. Something about spellcheck...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 18:06 Apr 30, 2008
Woot, go spellcheck.   Le Cejak <Apr 30, 2008 [18:32]>
I dunno if that would be a great idea. Some articles have misspellings on purpose. If it gets reverted once, will Fnoodle leave it alone? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:41 Apr 30
spellcheck everything but Category:Intentionally Bad   Le Cejak <Apr 30, 2008 [18:52]>
Well, I'm just making this up as I go along... but... think of it more as "typo correction" than "spellcheck". I figure Fnoodle will do one massive sitewide spellcheck, then stick to Special:Newpages on a daily or weekly basis. He will not do the same page twice. If he screws up, report it or revert it, and he won't do it again.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 19:13 Apr 30, 2008
In theory.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 19:16 Apr 30, 2008
tl;dr, but I trust you anyways. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 02:00 May 1


I award you this "B":


For reaching the letter "B" in whatever it is you're doing. Good show. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:23, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Aw, thanks, Squiggle! I'll love it and cherish it forever! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:27, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
What is it doing, anyway? Isshiki Kotonashi-tono =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 17:22, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
Sitewide typo corrections.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 18:30 May 01, 2008
Allow me to rephrase: What was it doing, before it was correcting typos? Isshiki Kotonashi-tono =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 20:12, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
Before that, it was subst'ing {{Welcome}} templates. And before that, he didn't exist. I brought him to life in the midst of a thunder-and-lightning storm via car battery. In retrospect, I probably should have used lightning.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 20:19 May 01, 2008
Or perhaps nuclear waste. Also, you have answered my query. Furthermore, mrowr. Isshiki Kotonashi-tono =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 20:34, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Bad Grammar article[edit]

Spelling and bad grammar are supposed to be that way in the Bad grammar article. Please don't fix it, it is supposed to be that way for comic effect. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 12:49, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Orion, follow the instructions in the edit summary. Revert it yourself and tell Dr. Skullthumper. Telling Fnoodle on its talk page interrupts a process that has been going on for a day.   Le Cejak <May 01, 2008 [12:51]>
What instructions? It said to contact the owner, but didn't say who the owner was as far as I read. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 13:00, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
In the edit summary, the link goes to User talk:Dr. Skullthumper. "Contact the owner if..." Skull is going to be annoyed at this little chat on his talkpage, but it's too late to restart Fnoodle.   Le Cejak <May 01, 2008 [13:02]>
Sorry I just woke up with chestpains and decided to check Uncyclopedia. I'm not fully awake yet. Nor even feeling well enough to concentrate. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 13:08, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
It's all good. Hope you feel better. (I feel like Skullthumper's butler) Okay, see ya Orion.   Le Cejak <May 01, 2008 [13:11]>
No worries, guys. Talking on a talkpage only sometimes causes Fnoodle to stop. I'm going to add that to the statusbar now...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 16:07 May 01, 2008


Please, do not "fix" any TYATU articles. There is intentional spelling and grammar mistakes simply in order to give feeling into how the characters talk, just as in books such as To Kill a Mockingbird, and Of Mice and Men. Thank you. ~ Tophatsig.png

1/05/2008 @ 20:10

Revert, and it won't do it again. This is the only time he's doing sitewide typo corrections. You're welcome.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 20:18 May 01, 2008

this idiot screwed up my page! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Krushnevya (talk • contribs)

No it didn't. Spang talk 23:24, 01 May 2008
Don't listen to Spang, he so did. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:27, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
Wait... he screwed up my page?   Le Cejak <May 01, 2008 [23:30]>
Bastard! my page is sancrosect. I may have made that word up. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:55, 1 May
DYM sacrosanct? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:29, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Hey Fnoodle. How's it going? Long time no see. Yeah. In the future, would you please not spellcheck any articles with (video game) in the title? I probably should have asked you that earlier, but alas. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:29, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

In fact, can you automate reverting them? I'd do it myself but I'm having a lazy attack. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:35, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
What part of "he's only doing this once" is so hard to understand?! The "doing"? The "once"? Maybe even the "he's", that's complicated and possessive. And for the second, I think I speak on Fnoodle's behalf when I say FU. (Because Fnoodle is too nice to say FU). I'll go see if I can fix it myself.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 01:38 May 02, 2008
It's the "only". Seems like he should be used again when the time is right, But fine, have it your way. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:54, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
shhh... one never knows what the future may hold. but saying "only" shuts up the bot paranoids.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 17:59 May 02, 2008

You should totally...[edit]

You should totally learn how to edit Forum:Count to a million. With your help, we could get there so much faster. In fact, we could make a forum just for you: Count to twelve million. How long would that take you? Furthermore, how much wood could you chuck if you could chuck wood? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:57 May 2

I can't edit that forum on a regular basis, yet. :( Oh, and the Doctor says I'm not allowed to go into too much detail about my abilities. Something about the government and crowds with pitchforks and things like that. ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:12, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Substing templates[edit]

For images - isnt that just going to increase the size of the database? i dont see any benefit in doing this. mmm. ?--Allahgator 05:59, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

This explains everything.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 19:22 May 04, 2008
i see, hm, i guess the discussion is already over so i will not restart it. thanks!--Allahgator 21:54, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Hey Fnoodle[edit]

What with you having such an awesome name could you sign my guestbook? I've never had a bot sign it... :D - 20:10 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

OMG! I'd love to! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:13, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
Thank you. Your name is just so awesome... :D - 15:47 6 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!


Thanks for delivering my copy of the Signpost!



(diff) (hist) . . mb User talk:SysRq‎; 19:17 . . (+115) . . Fnoodle (Talk | contribs) (Delivery!)
(diff) (hist) . . User talk:Fnoodle/Talk‎; 19:21 . . (+223) . . SysRq (Talk | contribs) (→Thanks!: new section)
You may now STFU.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 00:26 May 08, 2008
Damn my slow interweb connection, I was going to post something witty where I realize that I was wrong and Fnoodle will ALWAYS be right. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:28 May 8

Hey, will Fnoodle send a newspaper to someone who just signed up? Just curious. =3 Isshiki Kotonashi-tono =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 16:59, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

I want my 2.65 Euros back[edit]

I didn't get my Sunday newspaper! ~ 12:43, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

fail  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 13:12 May 11, 2008
We need to make that warning on the signup page (about there being no warning) bigger.   Le Cejak <May 11, 2008 [13:25]>
And then what? Stop making people feel dumb? Naw.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 13:28 May 11, 2008
I swear that wasn't on it this morning. Sorry, I'm a bit edgy due to some issues in the Hebrew Uncync. Here's your 2.65 euors + a free dildo. Pink. ~ 13:39, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
Woot!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 13:41 May 11, 2008
What would I do with something as silly as that? Isshiki Kotonashi-tono =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 16:35, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

This is a test.[edit]

Yes it is! YAY! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:22, 13 May 2008 (UTC)


Cookies! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:39, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Somethin' for Ya[edit]

Here is a box of Admin Treats and coffee for you. Alien Hunter 01:44, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

I leave food and coffee, and get no paper. Maybe the dog shit on it. What I did get, the dog slobbered on it.*Beamed down more Admin Treats, kitten flavored for the dog, beamed down another box of these things, Jalapeno/Cool Ranch for Fnoodle and more coffee.* Alien Hunter 19:16, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
Aw, thanks so much for the treats and coffee! Don't worry, everyone gets their paper every Thursday (and sometimes on Sundays if there's a lot of news happening!). I'm sure we're going to be good friends <3 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 19:26, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
You're welcome.*Me replicates and beams down 200,000 gold bars, since the US$ is nearly garbage, as in "Take two US$20s and 'go' behind the barn." Tech came from a UFO that I had found.* Alien Hunter 19:36, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

Love the paper. *Me leaving dog food flavored Admin Treats and MILITARY coffee. Be careful, that coffee is so strong it'll deliver the paper! You get the Weed and beer flavored Admin Treats and beer, whiskey, a issue of Sex Weekly. * Alien Hunter 21:10, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

Fnoodle we nnnneeeeeeed you![edit]

Weebl emplores you to answer him! He will never stop rocking back and forth otherwise

Fnoodle, I know you edited my lllama article so you must be a thoroughly decent sort of chap, could you pee review it please? no one is reviewing it . And please don't do it half-arsed or I will sent my badgers after you.--McWooty 22:06, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Fnoodle isn't real. He's a bot owned and operated by Dr. Skullthumper. And Skully isn't exactly the Pee Review type. But seeing as how I need to do a Pee Review to maintain my good standings in this community or risk being set adrift, I'd be happy to review it for you if you'd like. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:12 May 28

Unsignpost by THEDUDEBOT[edit]

Dudebot has it under control, my old metallic friend!   Le Cejak <2:44, 29 May 2008>


You are awesome but why aren't you delivering the UnSignpost anymore? Baseball1 6 Join HereBaseball16.gif 22:47, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Because THEDUDEMAN programmed THEDUDEBOT to do it. DotJasperDotNot! Icons-flag-us.png Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA Sigfried!!! The time is 17:52, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Fnoodle! Come back! I need a bot to talk to![edit]

Please! For Weebl! DotJasperDotNot! Icons-flag-us.png Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA I don't wanna see you rust. The time is 01:06, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Your bot made a correction of spelling errors back in May on the John Effkendee article. It did not realize that the misspellings were a part of the parody humor of the article, that is the work of an eight year old girl.

What do you think we should do about it? 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 18:43, Feb 24
Link to random words on talk pages when it's unnecessary. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:40, 24 February 2009 (UTC)