User talk:Gabriel Turner

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Rick Santorum[edit]

The Rick Santorum article is a collaborative work in progress by a group of writers. Don't start reverting them unless you would like a day off from this site. Check the history on the page. Thanks. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 21:04, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry about that. I got a teeny bit too carried away there. I did that because I thought the long list was vandalism but I checked now and it isn't. Gabriel Turner (talk) 21:19, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
My great poem, vandalism??? You have nerve! :P Welcome to the site, it's great to see you're enthusiastic. Talk Mattsnow 21:24, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
If you add something to your user page, your signature will go from what I call 'Red Alert:Potential Vandal on Site' to a nice, soothing blue. You can always change it later. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 18:31, April 3, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks for your advice. I will. Gabriel Turner (talk) 18:48, April 3, 2012 (UTC)

Hey there[edit]

I noticed that you were trying to add a page Romartus is a bastard‎‎ to QVFD. What you need to do is actually edit the QVFD page and add the article to the list. Take a look at the instructions on the QVFD page and it tells you how to do it. Have fun. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 19:15, Apr 5

Oops! Too slow! someone beat you to it! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 19:24, Apr 5
Why QVFD it? Feature it! Romartus is a bastard, but he's our bastard! Aleister good to meet you 12:05 7-4-'12
It was only a few lines anyway Gabriel Turner (talk) 12:07, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
I know, I'm just trying to be funny at the expense of a guy we all love. Have you seen Romartus' and Zarbag's epic masterpiece (I don't know if anyone has read it all except them), History of Great Britain? We tend to play here, so if something seems serious it's liable to be playful too. You are doing good work, so people get more comfortable with you as a productive person here and will play more. Aleister 12:28
Anyway, on a completely irrelevant subject, where do I go to request rollback? Gabriel Turner (talk) 13:40, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
Any admin will do. MrN sells them, so he's the best dealer here. A guy named Black flamingo has lots of rollback, and often will deal. Never try to get rollback from Socky, his doesn't work like it should and then he denies he knows you. Thanks for the question. Aleister 12:44 Look over there, He is Risen! '12
You're welcome :) P.S. Also, why would an admin ban themselves? Gabriel Turner (talk) 12:47, April 8, 2012 (UTC)
Banning an admin is like pissing into the ocean - has no real effect, but feels good while you're doing it. Banning yourself as an admin is the same, but you leave your pants on. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
Romartus is a bastard. Oh I missed that one, suppose I should have a look at it. Perhaps the vandal confused me with Roman Dog Bird. Our user names only diverge after the fifth letter so that might have confused the contributor. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 10:04, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
Changing topic, why did you create the page User:Gabriel_Turner_(alt) with a redirect? --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 10:08, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
It is my alternate account Gabriel Turner (talk) 10:09, April 9, 2012 (UTC)


  • Even after the block is made, you should neither cross out or remove content. (Leave that up to sysops/poopsmiths)
  • With spammers one edit is enough to warrant a ban. Yeah, we don't like spam!

User:Frosty/sig3 10:49, April 14, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks for that :) P.S. Why does it say something about not being allowed to report users with one contrib? Could you please change that? Gabriel Turner (talk) 10:50, April 14, 2012 (UTC)


I would like to bring your attention to this forum[edit]

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3


Noob of the Month Award Noob of the Moment June 2012 --User:Xamralco/sig 21:29, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

How did I get that honour? Gabriel Turner (talk) 15:30, July 3, 2012 (UTC)