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It's... You! Don't you ever leave it so late again before you call. We were so worried. I've had your dad out looking for you, and all the neighbours were checking their yards. Don't you go leaving us like that again. good to see ya man MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 18:56, Feb 3

ah, it's good to be back, my evil robot chum. i did a review and i did some votes, and i might even get back to writing! perhaps i'll go slow (an unsignpost article, or some edits to VFD survivors) so i don't burn myself out like i always do. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:28, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

You don't fool me with this partial archiving buisness.[edit]

RAPE!!! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 20:25 3 February 2009

Mrs J[edit]

Could you take another peeky and tell me if I am on my way? Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:30, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

i like the changes. i'd like to see another image, but i would vote for this on VFH in its current state. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:45, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 5th February 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost 12th February 2009[edit]

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Elevator-Fun.jpg Going Down?

Necropaxx would like to thank you profusely for reading his article and actually liking it enough to vote For.

The picture on the right is exactly what you wouldn't see in an elevator. Sorry. :(

Stay, Gerry, stay here! Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:24, Feb 12

Thanks for voting[edit]

And now, a special message from the President *pff...hehe* of the United States
You see, Obama, America just isn't ready for an Islamabad president quite yet. That was your problem. Never go against the Lord. My fellow Uncyclopedians,
This past vote on VFH has been an emotional one for our wiki. The people have spoken, and I am honorated to accept the privilegitude to servify the Uncyclopedia front page for another eight years.
What do you mean, articles are only featured for one day?
Thank you for voting. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk)

I feel I should pay you tribute[edit]

You really do deserve the credit for starting all of this hubbub. (Is it hubbub or hubub?) I saw that you signed up for UN:IC, thanks for that too. I greatly appreciate your enthusiasm and your fervor. Cheers! Sir SysRq (talk) 15:06, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

thanks! and far too little credit has gone to you, sir, as you have actually done the legwork and the work of other limbs. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:36, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
Does my penis count as a limb? Because I've done a lot of work with that. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:41, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 19th February2009[edit]

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Next USP[edit]

Hi Gerry, just to check: are you gonna take the story about Sys revamping colonization? Seems like your kind of thing, and I'm sure Sys will be handy with the quotes! I'll handle the flannel on the right, unless you have any good ideas, and I was gonna ask Orian to scrawl something about the latest VFS, seeing as I'm none-too-keen to write something on my own opping. Sound like a plan? Or do you have far better suggestions? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:20, Feb 23

sounds like a plan indeed, my sewer-dwelling chum. i'll get on it today. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:18, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
I'd really appreciate it if you used that first sentence I wrote though. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:39, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
Or something similar to it. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:09, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
which one would that be? would you rather just give a general comment about colonization? you were just quoted in the last a taste of the spotlight, didn't ya? also, while you're here, would you please sign my userpage, i'm a huge fan!!!! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:25, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
"It has been tried again and again, but after many failures someone has finally proven successful in reviving Imperial Colonization. Even more so, SysRq not only succeeded in reviving Imperial Colonization, he completely reinvented it. I'm really impressed with what he has accomplished so far." -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:02, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Also, where should I sign your userpage? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:04, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
well, we finished this dialogue too late for this edition. oh well. you're on my list of users who are willing to comment on future stories though. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:04, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh well, next time then. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:26, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Unless we make use of the secret art of retroscripting... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:17, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 26th February 09[edit]

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A Template of Thanks[edit]


Anytime. Also, remember the RotM award (check the discussion for it)--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:46, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 5th March 09[edit]

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Damn it![edit]

What an obvious error. All I can say in my defence is that I'm prematurely senile and have squirrels nesting in my head. Thanks for spotting and sorting that, btw. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:35, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

haha, no problem, i've copied the title of a talkpage accidentally loads of times. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:51, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
The really worrying thing is - I don't know if I ever have. I might have done it millions of times...Oh well, too late now, so bugger it. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:54, 6 March 2009 (UTC)


Article-1097643-00568B8D00000258-695 468x449.jpg Achtung!

Your support for the Nazi party has been documented. Danke shein. That vill be all.

OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:58, 7 Mar

Double thanks![edit]

Combo.jpg I Told Her Thanks For Voting To Feature Private Eye

But she looked at me like I was wearing orange in the St Patrick's Day parade. I wasn't sure if that was fog behind me or if my favorite place for take-out Chinese food had just went up in flames but I knew that I'd better make this quick either way. "You were great, kid" I told her but her facial expression never changed. She kicked off her heels and put on a pair of roller skates but she looked about as comfortable in them as a woodpecker in the petrified forest. She took one last drag off her cigarette, blew the smoke in my face, flicked the butt at my feet and rolled away into the night - leaving me standing there like a wide screen TV on layaway. I took another sniff of the air and now I was sure, Chang's Wok Inn was definitely on fire and it looked like it was going to be another night of hamburger helper and "Juggs" magazine..............................

Thanks for the vote on this and your support on that rewrite as well. The old ego really appreciates it!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:39, 8 March 2009 (UTC)


Hi, just wanted to remind you that our current Colonization, Jew, is still going. While things may be looking a bit slow right now, all it takes are a few good Colonizers to breathe some life into it again. Sure, it's going to take some work, but that's what IC is all about! Come on down and give us a hand, won't you?

Much love,
Sir SysRq (talk) 23:16, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Today is a special day![edit]

It may have started as a little turd, but you helped make it into an award winning pile!  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 08:40, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 12th March 09[edit]

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In Gratitude[edit]

Delivery bot strike[edit]

Just a warning in case you do what I don't seem able to right now - find time to write this week's issue. MrN9001 is apparently not doing as he's told right now. MrN reckons there may be a chance of getting Mnbvcxz's bot to deliver it though.

Actually, thinking about things - you seem to pick up the USP slack when I am unavailable, and vice-versa. You won NotM the same month I started editing this thing. You seem to go missing when I am most active, and then come back and go on edit rampages while I'm away. We have the same number of featured articles. The coincidences just mount up... I'm working on two theories right now, one which states you are a Tyler Durden to my, er, Ed Norton, and the other which states that I am actually just an incredibly elaborate sockpuppet of yours. Which do you reckon it is? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:39, Mar 19

well, my userpage tells me that i am a bot operated by said MrN, so that would render you a sockpuppet of a bot (a botpuppet, if you will), but you seem to be slightly too useful to be categorized as such. one theory of mine is that the various climates (weather, political, economic, sports, threat of vampire attack) in boston and merry olde england are complements, so when one of us is hunkered down and forgetting uncyc, the other one is hunkered down on uncyc trying to escape life.
i should be able to finish up this week's signpost at some point today, although if none of our bot-buddies are available i don't think i'll be able to do a manual-deliver, although that is also a possibility, a it's rather dreary in boston and it seems like a nice day for mindless, repetitive tasks. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:18, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 19th March[edit]

MnbvcxzBot 05:10, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Just to let you know...[edit]

Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/19-03-09 was a dam fine UnSignpost. I really enjoyed that one. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 15:15, Mar 20

So did I, actually. Just thought I'd mention it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:28, Mar 20
Me too! -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:29, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
thanks, adoring fans! i actually had started the lead article a while ago for another signpost that i never finished, and totally made the rest up. but i guess that formula works! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:38, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Jew question.[edit]

In the Rabbi dialogue sections, should it be "audience" or "Congragation" or another more Jewish term I'm not familiar with? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:54, 20 Mar

hm, good point. mordillo was the one who started it, and i just continued on what was there, but i'm fairly sure he's jewish so let's go with 'congregation'. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:04, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Actuallly I'm the one that changed it to congregation, but I only did because I didn't think audience sounded apropriate. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:07, 20 Mar
okay, i'll leave a message for the 'dillo and see what he thinks, as he would probably know best. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:12, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
I gave the end sections a reworking, would you mind going over it one last time and giving it a bit of spit polish? Thankees. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:08, 21 Mar


Interesting edit. You will get the consperisory theorists talking you know! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 14:40, Mar 21

Are you Cajek? -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:27, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

i am not cajek, i have merely assumed the title of cajek. see here. also, i could not possibly be cajek, as i am also under user (see here) and it would be very crowded with three of us sharing the same person. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:45, 23 March 2009 (UTC)


Very helpful review, just what I needed. Thanks alot for your helpful criticism. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 00:06, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

my pleasure, good sir. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:24, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

He shoots, he scores![edit]

Great review, thanks. It was very helpful. I think I'll give it a rework and move into main and see what happens.

Oh, actually, that header doesn't work for a goaltender, does it. Sorry. How about, "What a save!" Is that better? --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 18:48, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

no problem. i forgot to tell you it was ready for the mainspace - it was far more polished than one usually sees in userspace articles. good luck! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:41, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

PLS judging[edit]

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognisant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognisant" means.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! –—Hv (talk) 24/03 20:33

i'll get on it soon. it's an honor. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:58, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 26th March 09[edit]

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Just saying thanks[edit]

For the excellent review, you know the one. Really helps, ta. Also, thanks for the prompt PLS judging. If everyone was as quick as you, I won't be having a nervous breakdown Sunday night waiting for them! –—Hv (talk) 31/03 21:23

no problem on the review. i wouldn't call my judging prompt exactly, but it was an honor! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:17, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

The Ark[edit]

Thanks for the good input Gerry, I'd been having problems getting enough good advice with that particular one. I honestly thought it was the material more than anything else. I'll definitely be going back and rewriting with your review in hand. Thanks again!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  18:17, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

my pleasure sir, i rather enjoyed it, and i look forward to an improved version! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:32, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

March Foolitzer Prize[edit]

UnSignpost 2nd April 09[edit]

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Bunny Shark[edit]

Deer Mr. Nice person whoever you are.

Thank you for reading about the bunny sharks. They are real, but I understand that believing in them is difficult. I am however very appreciative of your reviewing of my article even though you failed it miserably.

I will accept its fate, rather than dare modify it, because anything other than it's current form would be unacceptable.

I salute you, and the bunny sharks with the jaw toothed whip things.The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

now, now, mr. IP, there's no such thing as a 'fail' in pee review. the mere fact that you made any edit after receiving that score gets you at the very least a B for effort. if you're unwilling to modify the article, it may indeed get deleted before too long, as it might not belong on uncyclopedia. i invite you to explore illogicopedia, where this article will likely be welcomed and possibly even praised. good luck, brave little IP. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:44, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

For your vote...[edit]

The Great Potato Massacre
of March 2009

Thank you for supporting Sonje in her ruthless campaign for Potatochopper of the Month
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

--Dame 22:10, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost April 9/10th, 2009[edit]

Hand-delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 22:44, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Thank you for the vote![edit]


It's Naked Barbie Time! Times are tough out there but Barbie and all of her friends sure know how to show their appreciation for your generous vote to feature Economic Collapse Barbie
They'll be seeing you in the bathtub later on tonight!

A Gerry vote is a had earned one IMO, thanks again!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:44, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

In Graltitude[edit]

Reviewed your article.[edit]

Enjoy. Saberwolf116 03:46, 12 April 2009 (UTC)


Ok, you voted against my article bob the sperm at VFH, because it has many grammatical mistakes and because you found it unfunny. You see, I'm not a native speaker of English, so yes, my grammar and tenses suck. Please spare 5 minutes of your time to correct my mistakes. Thanks in advance. PS. I am not asking you to change your vote. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 16:29, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

your wish is my command. in the future, check out the proofreading service, which will assist you in gramatically cleaning up articles before VFH. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:32, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
Much appreciated! Thanks, Gerry! As for this proofreading service, you know, I once put one of those {{proofread}} templates on one of my articles (that one with the very long name that I am not willing to type now, see it on my userpage) and, voila! nothing happens, the article is still the same shit it was before the template. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 17:06, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
yea, sometimes it can be a little slow. i'm one of the few active proofreaders, and sometimes i forget to check the list for a week or more at times. if you do have trouble getting articles proofread, feel free to come back here or bother someone else on the list at UN:PS. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:10, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
the can you please proofread my article? It is unfinished, though. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 17:18, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
sure, i'll take a look at some point. it's always better to wait and put the finished product up for proofreading, though, to avoid multiple proofreads. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:22, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

You need an award![edit]

You had this coming for quite a while now. Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 10:31, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

thanks sock! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:21, 15 April 2009 (UTC)


Looks good - I suspect you've been reading Glen Baxter. If not, get some. You'll like. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 07:55, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

thanks. baxter - was the the fly in the fly? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:03, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
I don't know - his nickname is Colonel Baxter and he has written (and drawn), for instance, The Impending Gleam.-- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 05:57, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

Imperial Colonization[edit]

I would like to resign my post. I'd like to participate, but with school work/social engagements my schedule doesn't exactly work with the rigid this-then-this-then-this nature of IC.


Also, other people are fuckers, and I don't work well with them. —Sir Guildensternenstein 17:03, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

no worries. you're free to come back and help out anytime. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:06, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
Danke. —Sir Guildensternenstein 19:34, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

ABout the IC[edit]

Am I gonna have to wait til next week's to start. If so, fine. If at all possible, could you explain what the role of an IC member would be? I think I mainly ot it, but I am just a bit confused about what I'd do.--' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 18:04, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

just stop on by this week's colonization and contribute some, or discuss some ideas on the talk page. you don't have to give us hours of your time, just a few opinions would suffice. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:22, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
Yes, but how do i contribute? It's not like i just go in and start writing the article. I'm not sure what I'm doing.--' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:16, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
well, you can look at the discussion we're having concerning the direction of the article, and then add content to the article based on the established direction. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:00, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
You have to realize, after not being part of the majority of the Barack article, it's not very easy to catch on to exactly what's happening with it.--' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:39, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost April 16th, 2009[edit]

Hand-delivered by Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 18:45, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Scientific facts needed[edit]

Here's an article you might be interested in, seeing you like the natural sciences like botany. The Big Bang is obviously connected to botany, so I think the article could use your expertise. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 06:02, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

science is kewl. i'll take a look when i get a chance. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:24, 23 April 2009 (UTC)


Hey Ger, just joined Uncyc and Imperial Colonization, looking forward to contributing. Might be a bit spasmodic in my contributions over the next month though cause i've got a whole lot of exams coming up. that and i find the whole system pretty confusing. thinking of putting myself up for adoption.

--Zenxan 12:46, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

welcome! we look forward to your contributions, insights, and new smells. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:25, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

I fixed Tiger Gun a little[edit]

I fixed it up a bit, deleted some bits, and added others. It still needs a few more bits added on, but it's changed enough so far for you to see and re-consider.

--Twinsoul 00:56, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

it's markedly better. i really do like the countermeasures section. bonus points for throwing a link to cactus in there! if you'd like another opinion, stick it back on pee review and see what someone else has to say about this improved version, it won't hurt my feelings. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:28, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

How exactly could I do that? I was actually wondering if you could re-review it, instead.

Also, could you please reply on my talk page? My computer is a pile of gobshite from the 90's and it took about 20 tries to upload your talk page, and another 3 just to upload the edit page.

--Twinsoul 21:48, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Thank You![edit]