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This is generally when someone comes along to rape you...[edit]

Rape! Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 15:02, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

rape, indeed. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:35, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
hey, somebody please archive my talk page. Its getting long and I cant archive it using my lame cell phone browser. And I dont have access to my pc these days. Please. 17:01, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
it is done. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:40, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Reviewed your article.[edit]

Review here. Saberwolf116 17:48, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

excellent, thanks a lot saber. i'll look to making thos suggested changes sometime very soon. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:50, 27 April 2009 (UTC)


It was featured, which means it's pretty good, which is all the feedback I need. And, for future reference, feel free to delete any of my articles on Pee that get featured before they're actually reviewed, because that's happened three times now I think. Thanks. —Sir Guildensternenstein 22:48, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

duly noted. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:16, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Yo dude![edit]

Just finished the unnews and I think it is ready for featuring. I had a bit of trouble combining the two extremes suggested but I think I have found a happy meduim. Could you please work your magic to further clean it up and do whatever it is you were going to do as soon as possible? I am anxious to see how this does. Thanks! Yours truly, ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 02:24, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

sure, i will take a look, hopefully today. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:17, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
Alright thanks alot! Let me know what you think of the new changes too. I toned down the text parts and made the tone more news-like. If you have time of course. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:26, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

A Signpost discussion on your talk page for a change[edit]

Woo, go variety! Anyway, you may or may not have noticed the impending anniversary of the USP. Yes, despite the fact that we'll only be on issue 46, it's our 1st birthday! In honour of this (and to give myself time to do something about it) I've claimed dibs on the main retrospective article, trying to bring together comments from the main contributors such as, well, that handsome and talented Gerrycheevers chap. So, any comments about this momentous achievement? (And, come to that, any other good ideas for our milestone issue? I've already got the biopic lined up, what other stuff can we do? How can we top the seventeenth issue spectacular, or the hugely popular all-kitten issue?) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:29, Apr 28

How can you tell if one issue is more popular than the last? Don't we all get it regardless of whether we like it or not? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:10 28 April 2009
Y'know, last time I looked, this was a humour wiki, where people made flippant comments about the alleged popularity of things. Also I know the disclaimer about me correcting your spelling only applies to my own talk page, but honestly, I couldn't help myself. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:13, Apr 28
And me correcting yours, too. 14:18, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
GO MAMOOSH! And you know I have 12 archives full of bad spelling if you're so inclined... The only thing you can do is make me look like I actually give a fuck. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:22 28 April 2009
Touché Mr M00shA. I was always going to be hoist by my own petard one day, I'm just so glad you got to that before Orian did! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:24, Apr 28
at your service, sir 14:51, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh he EC'd me, I hadn't noticed, proving that I obviously can't read either. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:29 28 April 2009
me neither. I actually though syour was a real word for sometime.. Oh, and maybe I'll take some time to rifle through orians archives, and correct those spelling mistakes.. Uh, who gives a fuck, anyway? 14:51, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
oy, i come home from a hard day's work to find you lot sitting on my porch!? get! anyway, i have also been contemplating our one-year anniversary issue, but it snuck up on me rather quickly. i don't think anything will ever top the all-kitten issue, but we can try. retrospectives, all-time bans, top articles from '06 or '07...there's a lot of top quality stuff we can go with. as for an official comment, i guess i can say that i'm proud for having successfully stolen this periodical from cajek and skull, and i look forward to many more years of turning forums into news stories, dredging up old features that nobody cares about, and of course making tedious cajek ban jokes. i also demand a raise and cajek's office. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:29, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
i did NOT see that coming. furthermore, i wouldn't mind seeing this issue balloon to epic proportions. don't limit yourself to the usual half-length article; go all out with the quotes and such. we can have twenty pointless boxes on the right if we need it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:37, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
I think you'll agree you walked into that one with eyes wide open. Thanks for the quote. And I'm sure there are all sorts of fun things to do with it between now and thursday week. If Skull responds I'm gonna ask if he fancies dicking with the formatting to make a one-off shiny special look for it too. I just figured if I started now there was a chance I may actually do some of it, instead of just watching you do it all again. I'm hoping for a bumper special issue so yeah, let's really go for it (perhaps we could do a particularly skimpy issue this week to tie in - Headline: USP editors too busy prepping Anniversary issue to find any news this week" or something equally snappy - or does that suck as an idea? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:42, Apr 28
yes, i certainly asked for that. incidentally, that ban actually pushes my total ban time past 'zero'. i had my first look at the 'you are blocked' screen. i feel like a part of uncyclopedia now! good call on starting early. i think the idea of a half-assed issue is spot-on for this week, i'll get to work on it! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:51, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
Oddly, although I had many joke bans, the first time I saw the ban screen was after I became an admin. I'll chip in with the half-assed issue, of course. Leave the atrocious pun in though, won't you? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:54, Apr 28
why certainly, my good chum. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:57, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
Nice, I like it. It looks pretty well good to go, and a day early too! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:41, Apr 29
half-assing is my specialty! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:25, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

I miss Newsradio[edit]

"Gazziza diznoofus, it's Bill McNeal saying get with the crezappy taste of Rocketfuel Malt Liquor... Rocketfuel's got tha upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long. So when you wanna get sick, remember, nothing makes yo' feet stank like Rocketfuel Malt Liquor... DAMN! It's crezappy!!!"

Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:11, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

gazziza, modus. i miss it too. i watch the entire series on DVD at least twice a year. i hate that we lost phil hartman in his prime. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:14, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
That's my cutoff date for the Simpsons, too. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:17, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
understandable. i don't think i can fathom how much more awesome futurama would have been if he had voiced zapp branagan like he was slated to. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:27, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
He should've skipped the big screen and done more TV. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:44, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
seconded. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:26, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
INTERJECTION: Unless I'm mistaken, Billy West took over the Zapp Branagan role and tried his best to do the character as Hartman had intended. Branagan is still the best character in that show too. You're right Gerry. If someone mimicking Hartman is that good, how good could Hartman have been? Now I'm sad. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:54, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
billy west did indeed channel hartman as that character, but it would have been perfection were it hartman himself. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:08, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
But who would he channel? Who?! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:42, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Of papyrus and man[edit]

Ok, mr. Gerry, my papyrus... article is done except for images, I believe sonje is working on them now. Would you please take a look at it and do an unofficial pee review -like, you know, with the pee table, scores and everything- on its talk page? 16:58, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

sure thing. i'll get to it at some point today. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:59, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Lots of thanks, bro 17:13, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
uhhh *cough cough*Ahem 15:31, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
yea, i'll get to it as soon as i can, moosh. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:41, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
moosh! I fucking like that nickname! Everybody call me moosh from now on 16:44, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
well, i just wrote out my thoughts, and unfortunately the talk page did not save correctly, so i have to do it all again. i'll get to it before too long... SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:26, 30 April 2009 (UTC)


I don't know... somehow it still doesn't look quite right. talk 18:08, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

better now? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:23, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

The time I jumped the gun while delivering the UnSignpost!!![edit]

I think I covered my ass, though. See, I messed up when I delivered the first seven and... Yeah... Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 22:52, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Well dude[edit]

You are now officially the only Uncyclopedian to ever win, WotM, UotM, NotM, FPotM, and PotM. The only other two who are close are Braydie, who has won all but PotM, and myself, who has won all but FPotM. I felt this warranted some sort of notoration, which is not a word. So kudos, sir. On your unrelenting devotion to Uncyclopedian excellence. -RAHB 11:35, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

I think I can find room to run a story on this in next week's super-duper bumper UnSignpost, so do you have any comment to make on this unprecedented clean sweep Gerry? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:40, May 1
well, i don't know what to say, really. i suppose my well-roundedness speaks volumes about my excessive amount of free time. my next objective will be to obtain a microphone and continue my quixotic quest to collect all of the awards. oh, and rahb: how have you not won the foolitzer? maybe i can do something about that...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:29, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
You sly motherfucker. You do realize that the race is on, and the tension is brewing. I now am off to make my plans for world domination winning Plawright and Reviewer of the month. -RAHB 22:44, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
it os on! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:31, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

This makes me very happy.[edit]

Thank you. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:40, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

my pleasure, sir. i have been linking to that article since i first came across it, and it seemed an opportune way to keep the signpost's bumper special issue under wraps. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:46, 1 May 2009 (UTC)


A talk page without a table of contents is pretty much a pain in the ass, sir. I might not be the first to point this out, but you need the TOC. *Buuurp* 22:43, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh, and quote me in the next USP issue or I'll smash your skull :) Kidding, can't do that, I don't know where you live and I don't have a big hammer.. Ra knows and has the hammer, though ;P 22:51, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
i dont like tables of contents, they smell funny. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:32, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Requesterising a review![edit]

Heya gerry, I remember you reviewed my power rangers article and it became massively successsful, Would you like to give this the same treatment? I personally think it's just as good if not better. Not that I'm being arrogant or anything... Anyway, thanks if you can, never mind if you don't have time. Thanks :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 10:44 2 May 2009

shit, man! Do you have to make a typo every time you post? 10:49, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
I don't actually mean it. And I havent slept in ages, not to mention it's entirely my keyboard's fault. Sorry I do know it's irritating, esspecialy when I read it back. :( ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 10:53 2 May 2009
why this :( thing? I was just kidding.. Btw, Ive just read you sandcastle howto. Its teh awesome 11:06, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Glad you think so, I thinks its great too, and that's being as objective as possible. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 06:49 3 May 2009
sure thing. i might not get to it til monday, but i'll definitely do it then. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:31, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
That's no problem at all Gerry, thanks again. In advance. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 06:49 3 May 2009

Hi Gerald[edit]

Yeah, I'm getting cranking on the bumper super-duper all-singing etc USP, and was wondering - can you get yourself on this please? Only the other main contributors are all on it and it'll make a handy dandy rogues' gallery for the main article if you can South Parkify yourself as well. Go on - all the cool kids have done it and stuff! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:45, May 2

you know, i've always wanted to immortalize myself in the UU south park gallery, but i've never had the motivation...this may well be it! also, they have south park in england?? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:20, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh yes, we're quite up-to-date, don'tcherknow? We also have three-year-old Letterman repeats on really obscure cable channels! I like to watch it and play "spot the US sport/politics reference" - thanks to this place, I'm getting quite good! Also, I live very near a South Park Avenue, if that helps (then again, I live in a city with a Rampant Horse Street and an Upper Goat Lane, so anything's possible). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:41, May 3
Wham, I've done what I can, and what I have time to. Feel free to edit the main article for length/readability/funniness as much as you like. I think you can see where your South Park pic should go... Just your article and the side panel flannel to go - may I suggest tracking down a few classic "of the week" boxes to make life easier? Should fill the thing out nicely, hopefully, and leave us with a spiffy celebratory issue. Hope you like, and now I really must dash, I have wayyyyy too many deadlines this week! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:27, May 6

F Moi?[edit]

??? How's it my fault you got the time wrong? I'm just curious. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:34 3 May 2009

oh...that's conflicted me, but i guess you didn't really...?SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:36, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
No actually, I was the last person to edit UU's talk page though, but that was four hours ago. Very strange. though I've heard about updates being delayed and thinsg recently. It's probably some sort of conspiricy. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:38 3 May 2009
thanks god i always wear my tinfoil hat when editing! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:39, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Exactly it's the wikipedians, they're trying to get in our minds! They want our minds to find out about humour! THEY WANT OUR MINDS!!! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:42 3 May 2009
and our johnsons too 15:45, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
THAT'S TEH SAME THING! OUR MINDS, OUR PRECIOUS, HORNY MINDS!!!The preceding unsigned comment was added by Orian57 (talk • contribs)
I did sign. I really did but it's them they're trying to divide us -- tun us on each other! THEY WANT OUR MINDS!!! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:46 4 May 2009


~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 17:50 4 May 2009

Oh and was the spelling ok? the last review said it was terrible (3.5 terrible). If that's so, would you go through it? and I've added to the intro and a couple other places too. If you think it's ready would you mind nomming it? And I know I said I wouldn't listen to any whinging about the title but do you understand why I called it that? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 18:22 4 May 2009
i didn't think the spelling was all that bad, but i'll give it a proofread nonetheless. i thought the title was appropriate, as it's like the articles that have little to do with their namesake (like Battle of Gettysburg). if you're presenting this as the finished product, i'd be glad to nom it after a quick proofread. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:28, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
I do think this is finished now, if I start adding too much I might spoil it. And thanks again! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 18:30 4 May 2009
Hey Orian I know this isn't your talk page but I want to ask both you and Gerry about an article of mine. Are you guys familiar with Planet Earth? A show about different animals and places. I actually really like it and I thought it would be funny to make one about humans. There are only two sections but do you guys like it? I need help with the intro I know but are the other parts any good? Here is the link if you guys can just give me a word or two on whats good and whats not. If you are not familiar with the show its just a discovery channel kind of thing. Thanks guys! If you could just tell me on my talk page that'd be great. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:32, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Way to interupt a conversation and actually that sounds like a really good idea! I shall have a look. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 18:34 4 May 2009
Thanks, I need to have a way of saying it should be read as if the narrator is reading very slowly and with lots of expression. That might be hard to pull off though. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:37, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Not really just change the narrator's name to David Attenbouragh (spell check that though) because anyone who knows who he is will know how to read it (not to mention he actually is the narrator of Planet Earth (I think)).
Alright that sounds good. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:42, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Yet another useless award[edit]

Mechthing.jpg Rabbi Techno awards you this lovely Mechanical Thing
because you voted for something I wrote to be featured.

bird smoking cigarettes? how delightfully absurd! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:30, 5 May 2009 (UTC)


Is that guy on your userpage the guy who sings that song? I like that song! ... Ok, bye! Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:56, May 5

it is indeed, the great jim croce. he also sings about shooting pool and putting stuff in bottles. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:30, 5 May 2009 (UTC)


Well spotted and well done. Thanks :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:27, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

no problem at all, good sir. excellent article. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:32, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Cheers - the idea to do it came out of the blue one day. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:36, 5 May 2009 (UTC)


Howtosandcastle.jpg "Joshy, what do you say to all the nice boys and girls...?"

Uh… Oh yeah thanks! Mrs Peterson said that I had to thank you all for voting on my story, even if you do all have stupid names. Daddy read it too and then he told me that he lied about the sharks as well as his hands being tied up! Mummy gave him a row though so it’s ok now. But now I want to know what the men and women who fight the boy-eating sharks do! Dandelion thinks they’re bankers.

And much with Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? your advice was invaluable! :D ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:18 6 May 2009

Free Stuff[edit]

Google-tshirt thumbnail.jpg While I was over at the Googleplex researching History of Google
I managed to grab a load of these promotional t-shirts.
Here's one for you because you voted for the article on VFH!
Model not included.
Thankyou from Rabbi Techno


Can I start delivering the UnSignpost? Before other obligations prevent me from doing so... Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:58, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

sure. i wanted a last word from UU, but it seems he's away and i'm confident in the issue. thanks so much socky! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:00, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
You're welcome. Maybe UU is having some fun with the wife. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:02, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special[edit]

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Hi there[edit]

I'm not too good with maths, there is an article created from a redirect, I have no idea whether it's any good or not: Hexadecimal, can you help?:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:04, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

i'll take a look, and we can strike up a conversation on the talk page. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:23, 11 May 2009 (UTC)


For that review! It was again, very helpful and informative. I realllly liked that idea of having his life only being hard for a muppet. But then again, the concept of him going through the real world's troubles would be lost. So I am going to make another version and see what people think. Thanks again! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:22, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

it will indeed be a challenge, but i trust you're up for it! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:24, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Hello again[edit]

Blimey, we always seem to run into each other, don't we? Anyway, I've made some tonal adjustments to Gazelle, and wondered if you thought it worked betterer now? Also, nice job polishing up last week's issue to a high degree of shine - sorry I wasn't around to give a nod of approval, I was probably at a birthday celebration: everyone I know seems to have been born in May, making it the most expensive month of the year (no kidding, Christmas is cheap by comparison!) Anyway, I'm off again, but keep doing the loads of awesome things that mark you out as Gerrycheevers! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:52, May 11

hello again, UU. we do make quite the dynamic duo. i'll take a look at gazelle sometime today (hopefully) and leave a few thoughts on the talky page or here or your talky page...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:22, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Two Things[edit]

First, here is my revised version of Oscar the Grouch. I changed it quite a bit according to your review. What do you think? Also, what do you think of my new sig?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   01:21, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

i'll give it another look and let you know how it feels. sig stealer! i'm calling the police! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:23, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh I didn't steal this sig from you. I assure you. I found something similar on another wiki (the name escapes me at the moment) and changed it a bit.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:33, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
interesting, it looked similar at first glance, but now i can see your changes. as far as the oscar the grouch article, i like it a lot! i think you did a great job with the 'sesame street dark' approach. it needs a streamline, mostly with grammar and a bit of formatting, so if you want i can do that for you and then i'd be happy to pop it onto VFH as i think it's got what it takes! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:09, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
Wow really? Well if you think it ready than by all means go ahead! Make any changes you feel necessary.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   20:30, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
sweet. i might not get to it today as it's almost quitting time here in boston, and my beloved bruins face the dark spectre of elimination tonite, so i won't be dallying. but by tomorrow for certain i'll get to it! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:38, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
No problem thanks alot!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   20:42, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
alright tagsy, i've given it a proofread and added a tidbit or two. the only remaining issue is the lemonade stand image, which no longer fits with the rest of the article. maybe you could persuade sonje to chop it again, with 'candy' replacing 'lemonade'? once that issue is cleared up, let me know and i'll be happy to nom. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:50, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 14th[edit]

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Der Unwehr[edit]

Check this out, and join if you really want to: User:Guildensternenstein/Der UnwehrSir Guildensternenstein 21:31, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Oscar the grouch again[edit]

Is done! Take a look and see if it looks all wrapped up please if you have a minute!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   01:30, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 21st[edit]

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Hey Faggot![edit]

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:38, 23 May Dictated; not read.

Where'd you run off to? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:38, 23 May


I've heard you're pretty adept with UnNews. So, how do you get your article on the template on the front page? Staircase CUNt 22:47, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Also, Do you do anything in the Adopt-A-Noob program? I've heard you're pretty cool and I'm looking for someone to adopt me. Staircase CUNt 16:39, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Just so your not disappointed by a slow repsonse or none at all, Gerry is on vacation so he will not be here. He said he is gone for good which may be true or a joke, I am not sure.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:55, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh. I hope it's a joke. Staircase CUNt 16:56, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Me too.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:58, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
For good? Man, I hope not. You'd better come back, Gerry, or I'll infiban your ass! Yeah, you heard! If you stay away, I'll ban you so you can't come back! That'll work! Exclamation mark! Also, I'll miss you even less than I missed that Cajek thing (I'm still not clear exactly what it is), so I'll certainly never vandalise your userpage on occasion or anything. Bastard. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:26, May 28
staircase, i am not invlolved in the adopt-a-n00b program, although i see cajek has taken you under his proverbial wing. if you ever need anything don't hesitate to ask, though. if you're still having trouble with the unnews front page template let me know.

uu: oi! keep away from my userpage, you sewer-dwelling crumpet-lover! you think i could ever rip myself away from uncyc for more than a few weeks? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:40, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank ye[edit]

CrushYourHead.jpg Thanks for voting for my article, Dear Diary. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape.
~ Todd Lyons

Yeah, Gerry Cheevers is the worst synchronized diver in history![edit]

He totally sucks at tennis or bowling or Gnip-Gnop or whatever! Anyway, I looked through the Unsignposts I missed while on haitus, and you are a fucking amazing writer, Gerry. Please keep up the good work!   Le Cejak <17:46 May 28, 2009>

do not speak ill of the gnip-gnop skills of the great gerry cheevers! it's my pleasure to keep the unsignpost going. i'll be around only sporadically for the summer, but it's good to see you've been sucked back in to this silly website to at least some degree! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:42, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009[edit]

The only newspaper to be delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:59, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

hey gerry?[edit]

Just wondering if I could get some advice on writing in-depth pee reviews? It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.


SavingPrivateElmo.jpg I just came by to thank all you.

Because you did something I like to see in this newer generation, and that's appreciating those of us on the wrong side of 50. These days, getting featured isn't as easy as it used to be. Why, back in my day any ol' whippersnapper could throw something together and put it on the front page. Not anymore, not anymore at all. So I am glad to see myself on the front page of the good ol' wiki before I die. I guess its nothing big, but oh well. Anyways, I got to get back to helping Elmo now, so I better get going (he thinks his dresser is trying to kill him again.)

   Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:50, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 4th, 2009[edit]

Delievered by Saberwolf116 02:28, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

An important announcement from your friends at IC.[edit]

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization projects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:08, 6 Jun

Handy suppository form?[edit]

Gerry, you are, remain, and shall always be so much better at this than me! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:48, Jun 10

when in doubt, go with butt humor. did you know the butt contains the third largest amount of humor out of all the organs in the human body?
anyway, thanks! i don't know about better, though, as you're certainly more consistent than i am at any rate. will you be penciling in a story this week? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:54, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
You know how I always seem to be saying I'm really busy recently, then do stuff anyway? Well, I'm even busier than that right now (actually, this is true, although I seem to be finding time for this comment), and as such was kind of wondering if I was going to get any USP time at all this week. So seeing you lay that sweet funky thang down is such a blessing! If you have any other emergency article ideas around, this may be a good time to deploy them. However, if we still lack for another article this time tomorrow, I'll do my usual "last minute caffeine powered panic" thing and throw something in. Now, back to trying to do way too much. When am I going to get that third arm I ordered? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:36, Jun 10
sounds excellent, sir. i really don't know how you manage to contribute here as well as be productive at work...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:40, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
Well, mainly by abandoning all hope of writing anything new, and not even trying to be funny beyond the occasional creative ban, if I'm honest. Although this brief lobster interlude has reminded me this place can be fun. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:20, Jun 10
fun??? no fun allowed for admins! go ban someone...and it better not be me!! i could get used to this collab stuff...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:03, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Victory for vandalism[edit]

Look at what your vandalism inspired me and UU to rewrite completely! Bastard.   Le Cejak <1:59 Jun 11, 2009>

Add stuff! Bastard.   Le Cejak <3:08 Jun 11, 2009>
AWESOME! You and I... we think a lot alike. (Great stuff, Gerry! Let's... keep adding stuff?)   Le Cejak <15:54 Jun 11, 2009>
thanks! not sure if it was going to work out with the cajek-y tone of the rest of the article. but maybe a deadpan tone in one or two sections would complement your self-described 'off the deep end' approach, which is hilarious. let's keep adding stuff indeed! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:00, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
Holy crap that was good /me scuttles away to lobster up some of those lines you added (in the popular culture and other family members sections) on to my favorite quotes template   Le Cejak <17:33 Jun 11, 2009>

Thing about the list[edit]

Hi Gerry, as someone who has had the deep pleasure of updating the list, would you care to weigh in on this discussion? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:12, Jun 11

Sup Ger?[edit]

So, have you given up on us over at IC? I've been trying to keep it going, but I sure could use some help. A lack of voting has left us with Singapore as our current colonization (with three votes) and nobody, myself included, really seems to have an idea what to do with it. Could I persuade you to stop in and maybe lend a hand? I wanna get a PEE review on it this weekend and take one week after the PEE to finish it up. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:17, 11 Jun

yea, i've been trying to get back to uncyc, and it seems i've succeeded for the moment. how we ended up with singapore is beyond me, but we can at least hack out the fat and insert some silly, and end up with a decent article. i'll be back to ICing shortly...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:19, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
That was basically my thought as well. We've spent the past two weeks just removing crap from the existing article, but nobody (again, myself included) seems to have anything to add. Hopefully I'll have some time to devote to writing this Saturday. And it's good to see you still about, loved the C-3P0 article! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:28, 11 Jun

Thanks +[edit]


And in appreciation for your donation to
The Billy Graham Evangelistic Association
I am sending a sign of my personal love for you — your very own polyester prayer handkerchief, suitable for wiping the tears of joyous revelation.
~ B. G.

And, so long as I'm here, will Cajek be getting a mention for his fan tune in the signpost this week?  :) --T. (talk) 19:15, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

i'll have to investigate this after work, as i can't play the audio here...but it should merit at least a mention in next week's issue (this week's was just polished off). also, excellent work on billy graham! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:52, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
Thank you. I should probably quit pretending to be a writer and get back to admin work, but... a guy has to have some fun here.  :) Plus, I've noticed that there's a perception here among a handful of users that old articles aren't up to stuff to the current standards. I guess that's why I felt compelled to polish the dust off Billy G; which is virtually unchanged from what I wrote 2 years ago.  :) --T. (talk) 21:14, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
it's good to see you admins out in the sunshine having some fun! the only old articles that aren't up to standards are some of the old 2005 features that are rather short, random, and quite lacking in the funny department. i'd refer to anything in the area of billy g as 'vintage'. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:11, 12 June 2009 (UTC)


Awsome work on the UnSP this week, I'd probably come here every week and say this but I almost never read it. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 20:56 11 June 2009

and that wins the award for 'backhanded compliment of the week'! thanks orian, it's good to get feedback. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:48, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
you ARE a good writer: Unsignpost, articles... freaking everywhere! /me feels insecure... /me selfnoms fourteen shitty articles   Le Cejak <14:59 Jun 12, 2009>
insecure? you're the most well-received writer in the history of uncyclopedia, even with your recent six-month buggering off. but maybe that's where your funny comes from...feeling inadequate...looking for approval that case, you suck! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:08, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
I get an award, really? I did spend ages making up that joke so yeah. cool. Seriously though, always great work on the UnSingpongst. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:18 12 June 2009

Actually Gerry, I was thinking the same thing. I usually like Unsignpost, but this week's was golden. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:21, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever[edit]

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:41, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Mr. Cheevers, I think I love you[edit]

While you were away I made an executive decision concerning the default IC project schedule. Maybe you wanna check the talkpage and weigh in? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:55, 12 Jun


if it's cool enough for todd l, it's cool enough for me!)

Heh. I actually have some reservations about the almost nazi-ish look of the organization — it's templates, titles, and the like. I've debated removing the userbox from my page every day since it was added (by someone else). But I like the idea of the group, it's different model, and healthy competition with IC. --T. (talk) 21:08, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

for me, it's just another motivation to actually open up the relevant pages and get some writing done. i like both its premise and the IC model, though it's not a competition by and sort of standard. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:00, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost stuff[edit]

I asked UU whether he may get a bot (he said he may give it a go), but I figured I might just as well ask you too. From what I hear, it should be pretty easy. I got some information on Sannse's talkpage. The AutoWikiBrowser seems to be the way to go. It has a guide on Wikipedia. And Charitwo made a config file for delivering the UnSignpost. I'd do this myself, but as you might have heard, it won't work on my computer. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:06, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

i will probably take a look at it. i just got a shiny new laptop, so i might be able to get a bot fired up. although it will take me about two weeks to come up with a good name for it. anyway, it will relieve the need for me to worry every week whether you or dex will be able to come through with your weekly dose of being clutch to deliver yon signpost. although, i just thought...MrN is back, hows his bot buddy doing? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:02, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Ah yes. This post was made before he made his flaming return. Still, it might be best to have another bot for when he's not around. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:19, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey Ger...?[edit]

Just wondering if you'd like to put your vote behind HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle in the top three of the month. I only ask because you nominated it. Also thanks for the WotM vote! Means an inordinate amount to me that I'm up for that. :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 03:08 14 June 2009

hey! what's rule #4, you fruity numbered misspelled constellation!? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:03, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Dunno if you noticed, Orian, but there's talk of admins cracking down on whoring, particularly to those who don't actively welcome it. Let this be your warning... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:06, Jun 15
Can I use ignoance as my defence? Seriously though, I just forgot, sorry. :/ This probably deserves a ban.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:36 15 June 2009

Thank you Mr. Cheevers...[edit]

Pro sack race.jpg
Thank you ...

... for supporting my recently featured picture.
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

- Sonje

--Dame 18:20, 14 June 2009 (UTC)