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I rape your dog, no? Oh! I rape YOU!!! Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:11, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

stay away from my dog! what did Blue ever do to you? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:20, 17 June 2009 (UTC)


It's blank! /Me throws paint at Gerry's page! (damned ECs)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 17:12 16 June 2009

oh great, now the furniture's got paint on it. i'm not paying to have this cleaned up. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:20, 17 June 2009 (UTC)


GoldenShower.jpg Rejoice, Gerrycheevers! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Nobody gives those out anymore. But you tottally deserve it, tenfold. Also some RE

  • Yes I meant beer, I'm just really bad at spelling.
  • Good points on the ending, it's kinda shit. I'll see what I can do with it.
  • Oh yeah and as for the picture, I already mentioned pens and typewriters in teh first line so I thought I'd show people what a pencil looked like.

Thankies again and I'd really apreciate a spell check becuase I really can't spell. anything that Word misses isn't my fault.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 18:43 17 June 2009

my pleasure, 'rian. i gave it a once-over as far as a few misspellings and comma usages were concerned. i look forward to seeing another version of this, because it's already awesome! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:51, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
I'll probably get to this later! I I think it'd make a pretty good feature actually.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 18:54 17 June 2009


Gerald, I'm gonna have to hold my hands up and say there's no UU involvement likely with this week's edition either. Just had some bad news (Mrs UU's Dad has cancer, if you must know, and she's understandably emotional). I am therefore needed elsewhere more than here right now. Normal UU service will be resumed soonish. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:50, Jun 18

no problem, friend. i'll see that an issue gets done. my regards to you and your missus. take whatever time away you need, we'll be here when you get back. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:56, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

You're coming to North Dakota?[edit]

Where? Don't say Minot or Grand Forks. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:35, 18 Jun

...grand forks. i'll be at UND. go sioux! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:15, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
also, it's good i have somewhere to crash now. i live near leddy, and his couch smells like his dads. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:15, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Well dude, that's only an hour drive north. If you ever make it down this way drop me a note and we'll go have a beer or something. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:19, 19 Jun
that sounds excellent. i'll have a car and an overlaod of free time, so i'll be taking you up on that in the fall. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:25, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
I'm also curious to see how our winters compare to yours. I could be mistaken, but I think you're in for a bit of a shock (if you haven't experienced it before). I firmly believe that if Hell exists it's frozen and not burning. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:25, 19 Jun
boston winters can be brutal, and we get a major blizzard every five years or so, but i am fully expecting to become a whiny crying baby whenever i go outside upon arriving in NoDak. once things started to thaw around here and the temperature got up to 50, it was still like -10 in fargo. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:30, 19 June 2009 (UTC)


It's not finished yet. Can I help you with anything? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:17, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

saber put the beginning of a story into the press room, so i think i'll stick it in and edit it for length to match the right. what did you have in mind? we're always reaching for content. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:19, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Something minor about IRC. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:20, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
write up a draft in the press room and we'll see if we can fit it in. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:23, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
I'll post it right away. If the left side gets a bit too long, we can always add some "Todd Lyons goes crazy on Cajek" thing on the right. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:47, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
right you are. there's a million different things we can do with the boxes on the right. that's what i love about writing the signpost: it's so flexible. that, and the massive salary. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:48, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Draft delivered. Initially inspired by the recent Luvvy incident, though generalized as to not offend anyone. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:54, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Awww!!! <3 You bio'ed me <3 That's so sweet! Thanks Gerry ^_^ --Dame 23:06, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
you earned it! keep up the good work! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:42, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! June 18th/19th![edit]

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:59, 19 June 2009 (UTC) quality

A Request...[edit]

Hi Gerry! Recently, you voted against my article (Fruitopia) in its failed VFH attempt. As such, I put it back on Pee Review for a second opinion. Considering your against vote and the high quality of both your articles and your reviews, would you mind doing the review? Thanks!--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 14:00, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

sure thing. this will have to wait til wednesday, but i'll certainly give it a once-over then. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:43, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Moar Feature Thankies[edit]

Pencil2.jpg Writers, of all kinds, would like to thank you!

For voting for the article on Writing to become featured.

They wrote this template just for you, please apreciate the effort - it is a work of art after all!

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:56 22 June 2009


The USP needs you! I always fuck it up. By that I mean I'm willing to help but some direction from you wouldn't go amiss. like I link to the people you've done bios on and past old school features and stuff. would be great.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:24 26 June 2009

no problem, i keep things at User:Gerrycheevers/usp. i was unavailable most of yesterday, but i plan on finishing up the issue today. the stuff you have is great, thanks! if you want to keep on adding stuff then go ahead. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:11, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
I'll just sort out the side bit. I'll let you do the lead stories. :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:13 26 June 2009
sounds good. the only concern i have is the 24.5 thing...that is certainly noteworthy, but i'm pretty sure it's not a record. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:15, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
It is for this week.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:24 26 June 2009
Oh actually, who should teh Biopic be on? Not sure I know many other users that haven't already been mentioned.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:31 26 June 2009
hmmm well yea we're running low on people to bio. and count mamoosha and saber out for a few weeks, as per the press room. i see we've never bio'd So So, and he seems to be currently active-ish. lately i've taken to doing a bio on people in the upper UN:HS who haven't had one yet. i'd go with so so for this week, and the hall of shame should give us a few week's more material, but we might have to come up with something clever to do, or re-bio people, or drop it altogether. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:27, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Yeah the thing is I don't actually know So So so I'd feel kinda awkward writing a bio, might miss something from before I was around and stuff. Maybe you should do it. I think re-bioing people would be a good idea though, for example updating people that have become admins or wrote a particularly noteworthy feature, got WotM or whatever.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:02 26 June 2009
Did you ever do one about LotofLOLS? I think it would be funny Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 15:17 June 26 '09
Who?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:18 26 June 2009
The kid who wrote mr winkler is gay Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 15:22 June 26 '09
Oh.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:23 26 June 2009
It has potential, you know Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 15:25 June 26 '09
Sannse hasn't been bio'd, to my knowledge. Just a suggestion. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:24, Jun 29
bah! sorry orian, that's all i could get done for now. i finished the lead story but got locked out of the server so it didn't save. if you feel so inclined you can round out the issue, otherwise i might be able to write some more stuff tonite (eight or so hours from now). SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:47, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Gerry! (redux)[edit]

I threw an idea out there for our current IC project and I'd be curious to see what you thought about it. Check the talky type page thingy. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:36, 26 Jun

cool. i will check in shortly. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:21, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignPost Delivery[edit]

Hey Gerry. After some odd months of me not wanting to fix TheDudeBot and random extended absences, TheDudeBot is finally back and ready for action. Socky told me to tell you, so whenever it gets finished, i can have it out with in a few minutes. Just say the word whenever its ready. here, there or anywhere is good. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:53, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

great! we're a little behind on this issue, but i'll let you know when we're ready! thanks! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:20, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
And remember, if you can't get any of the bots to deliver, all you have to do is ask me on my talkpage to deliver it. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 10:30, 29 June 2009 (UTC)


Gerry, as you may have noticed, I took a mini-break because I've been feeling run down through IRL stuff, work and Uncyc. I'm now back, but trying to throttle back on stuff to avoid full burnout. I'm therefore stepping aside at least temporarily from pretty much all Signpost involvement. If I see something, am inspired, and have a moment, I may still chuck something in, but I may do nothing at all. However, I'm concerned about you also trying to do too much. I suggest bugging Orian to become a regular contributor, and maybe trying to get someone else to commit to regular involvement, to avoid you feeling any kind of pressure to get issues out. Please note that if I become miraculously re-energised by anything, all this may be rendered moot. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:23, Jun 29

understood, my sewer-dwelling chappie. last week's issue is still in the works, as my end-of-the-week got mangled by one thing and another. i hope to finish that issue today and also produce a fresh issue for thursday. orian put in a lot of effort towards last week's, it just needs another story. i should be able to focus large amounts of time on uncyc and the signpost this week, as my boss and his boss have buggered off on vacation, leaving me with a schedule full of thumb-twiddling. here's hoping you'll be re-energized indeed! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:10, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
Please Gerry, for the love of everything that is good and just and pure in this world, devote some space to TKF's epic deletion summary work on TYATU in the next issue. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:46, Jun 30

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th[edit]

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:59 30 June 2009

Why the fuck didn't you stop me!? This is horrible! A lesson in self destruction, I feel like I'm going though a mangle!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:59 30 June 2009

Give me an award![edit]

Right now. That was litterally the worst six days of my life. I want my soul back. I want it back... <breaks down entirely>    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:49 30 June 2009

i know, i know, going without the signpost for six days can be trying...oh, you mean delivering it. well, if you do it just two more times, you can see your name up on the marquee of paperbots at the unsignpost main page! but once is enough for some recognition...i'll see if i can rustle something up. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:05, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
It's fucked up my edit count too. 45% of my edits are in "user talk" now. before it was less than that.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:07 30 June 2009
haha, well i suspect that's because you'r eone of the few users with the motivation to actually send thank-you templates anymore. that and you idly loiter on seemingly dozens of talk pages simultaneously...and yet i think you still manage to write more stuff than most other users. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:58, 1 July 2009 (UTC)


SP-Orian57.jpg I, Orian57, extend my grattitude for (of?) your vote on WotM!

No but seriously, guys. Thanks, it means something to me, more than it should probably.

Think this might be newsworthy - Queer Wins WotM - What Next Human Rights? Or something I'm just being vein :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:06 1 July 2009


Can we finish it in one hour? I'll write the other article if you can do the rest. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:13, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Guess I was too late. Anyway, I'll be available during Friday. Let me know if I can be of assistance. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:08, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
Let me know when it needs to be delivered. I WILL do it this time. I do think we need to think about getting some more people using AWB around the place if people have been having to deliver the paper by hand. That has to smart. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 00:12, Jul 3
Oh it's horrible. Some pages have every issue and it takes a billion ears to load! I'd be happy to set up a bot but I'm bassically illiterate when it comes to computers and stuff, if it's easy to do then I'm sure someone can walk me through it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:19 3 July 2009
That's kinda the problem. It's not really "easy to do" using AWB is a right pain in the arse sometimes. Also, it's tricky as you need to be confident in what you are doing enough to be sure that you don't mess the site up any more than you intended to... MrN9001 runs on "AWB". There is a lot of information about AWB on wikipedia and such, but it is going to take a good deal of effort to get into it depending on your level of experience with computing. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 00:29, Jul 3
I tried downloading it once, but no matter what I did, it refused to work. While I was failing at getting it operational, Charitwo made some kind of config file for delivering the UnSignpost, so maybe that could help in some way. (The config file might be a bit outdated though.) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:40, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
I agree that people need to just set up AWB on a bot when delivering the paper, and we should have at least a few more people with it on the site. Though, unfortionatly its not that easy to set up if you dont really know what you're doing and all the snannanigans needed to set up for unsignpost does make it dificult not to mess up. If anyone really needed help setting it up, It's not too hard if you know what to do, and i'd be happy to help teach. Also, MrN i will fight you to deliver this weeks unsignpost. I've been wanting to do it for weeks... or at least last week... Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:07, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Cheers me dear[edit]


For voting for me in my quest for Foolitzer and helping me win it for June 2009!--Sir Sunbeam no u [email protected] KUN 13:30, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:14, 3 July 2009 (UTC)


IC stuff[edit]

Hey Gerry. I was looking at the colonization page and think it's about ready for mainspacing. Could you look it over and maybe do a bit of polishing. That way we can have a new colonization for the rest of the week. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:14, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

sure - i've been once again neglecting our project, but i'll make sure we get a new one going by mid-week. a cursory glance indicates we need some images and links, but it looks about done. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:18, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Unused image?[edit]


Found this image on Special:UnusedFiles and was wondering if you still wanted it. MadMax 01:20, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

yes, please. it's under an <option> tag on my userpage, but i guess that doesn't keep it off the unused files list. i'll put it somewhere else in my userspace to keep it off of there. thanks! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:42, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
In which case, allow me to introduce you to the {{notorphan}} tag, which is very handy for such images, and I have just applied to that one accordingly. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:13, Jul 8
handy indeed! thanks UU. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:20, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

This is where I meant to put the header initially but forgot[edit]

This is PuppyOnTheRadio, signing out --> <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span> 01:25, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

thanks for the review! i'll take a look at the article again and make some of your suggested tweaks. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:21, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 9th July 2009[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 22:16, Jul 9

Amendments made to Vitiligo[edit]

Hi there, due to some of the feedback around this article there have been a number of amendments made. As the significant joke in the article has not changed, this does not appear to be against the spirit of VFH. Given that it was partially due to your feedback that this has been changed, I felt it best to thank you for this, because that also give me an excuse to subtly whore my works. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span> 06:54, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

i see you've changed some words around so it's not an exact copy of the wikipedia article, but i still wouldn't vote for it, if that's what you're asking. though it's certainly a welcome addition to uncyclopedia overall. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:06, 13 July 2009 (UTC)



 Thanks for voting for this. Cat appreciates it too. Or I think she does, because she's chewing the carpet quite happily.

Hang on a second, that doesn't look like the carpet. No! She wouldn't! Not the cabbages...!!!
Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:08, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

You're the proofreader guy, aren't you? =) Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:29, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

sure, i do proofreads. i can make stuf spelt real good. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:07, 13 July 2009 (UTC)


why don't you ever capitalize anything? i don't understand. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:54, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

my keyboard is missing the caps lock key and both shift keys. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:08, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Really? I thought you did most of your Uncyc from work, which means your boss really needs a new keyboard. Also you manage to do spell checks which must involve capitalising some stuff or do you copy and paste? It's about now that I reallised you were probably joking.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:14 13 July 2009
ARGH! CODE! EVERYWHERE!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:14 13 July 2009
but i am a capitalist. i had two cows, and i traded one of my shift keys for a milk bucket. capitalism is the pursuit of milk, right? also, christ, is your sig legal, puppy? it's seven lines of code! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:16, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
I usually don't spew the full code version of my sig everywhere, but yeah, it's legal. What's more it had elements stole from sigs by a few people, one of whom keeps complaining about my code everywhere... and trying to spoil Torchwood for me... and for your information I cried like a girl watching that... <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span> 07:32, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
Well I cried like a man, all chocked up but holding it all inside. You pussy.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:29 15 July 2009


Lazytownlogo.jpg Joshy would like to thank you all again!

For featuring LazyTown on the front page, he’ll be pretty much thrilled. Not sure what his mum’s gonna say but it’ll all be fine... He might be grounded forever though.

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:29 15 July 2009


I've currently got four articles up for Peeing right now. Could you review any one of them, please? I had a revising binge over the last few days, and am anxious to see the results. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:40, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

sure. i'll take a look at one tomorrow morning, first thing. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:47, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:31, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the review. I'll follow your advice, and hopefully improve the article. Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:58, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
I revised the article as per your advice (I'm quick, I know), and if you wanted to give it a quick look and let me know if my additions have been improvements, that would be welcomed. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:50, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
wow, that's some quick work! i'll take a look-see sometime soon, but thursdays are always a bit of a crunch for me, with the signpost, plus i've got the IC buggers breathing down my neck. i'll certainly be along shortly, though. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:55, 16 July 2009 (UTC)


Sorry I haven't been around much to help with IC lately. My wife's dad was in town for two weeks and now my work has decided to move to a new location this weekend so I've been swamped IRL. Things should settle back down in a week or two and I'll get back to work I promise! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:46, 16 Jul

no worries, mr. c, i've been a little lacking there too. i've got some feedback on my feedback to you, and i hope to close it off and move it today or tomorrow. we should be set for a new colonization by the weekend, but take you time coming back, and good luck to you in your IRL endeavours. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:59, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Arr! There be a Thanksplate at Thiry Noughts![edit]

Trappedatsea.jpg Martin would like to thank you!

For helping him stay afloat during his time with Marline and until his rescue/untimely death.

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:01 16 July 2009


Please say something more properly. Thanks. —Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 19:05, 16 July 2009 19:05, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

which bit wasn't clear? i appreciate the effort, but i'm not quite through with wrapping the issue up. shall i call on you again when it is finished? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:08, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

I'm touched down there[edit]

Dude, I got my very own UnSignpost piece. Thanks. -- erect Ape (extrude) (Riot Porn) 20:06, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

you earned it! keep up the good work! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:04, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
Same here. Thanks, gerry! *hetero manhug* Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 13:12 July 17 '09
no problem! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:14, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
*non-hetero manhug* -- erect Ape (extrude) (Riot Porn) 13:56, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
...eww. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:03, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
*non-hetero, non-hug manwrap* sexy Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:05, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
*anal penetration, doggy style* Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 15:15 July 17 '09
HowTo:Cross the Line. By Mahm00sha. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:18, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh, sorry Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 15:29 July 17 '09

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:20, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Why, that's sweet[edit]

Thanks for those kind words, and it was flattering to see some of my work in the On This Day button. I quite enjoyed your Armstrong on the Moon image; it gave me a good chuckle this morning.

I would love to come back -- I really would -- but I no longer have the time I once did to devote to writing articles, or at least the time to do quality work. Most of those pieces took two hours or more to complete; Political advertising came closer to six. But I do hope things will eventually calm down enough to allow me to come back. I have some ideas bouncing in my head, and it's wonderful to have a community like this that encourages you to write articles about sexed-up Communist Party leaders. Thanks for the encouragement.--Procopius 14:49, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Drive-by: Just nice to see you drop by, Procopius - like your work! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:53, Jul 17
Fly-by: Damn it Procop, I miss you (in a non sexual manner. Well, maybe that as well). Come back! ~ 14:58, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
wow, it's procopius, on my talk page! i'm starstruck! yes, i hope to stick that armstrong image around a few places, what with the anniversary coming up and whatnot. in honor of the fact that you are still present, if not fully active, i have nominated Joe Namath for feature, after reading it and laughing quite a bit. also check out your biopic in the april 23rd edition of our in-house newspaper, the unsignpost. i know about not having time, i've taken quite a few months-long breaks in the last few years where i haven't had time to write much of anything, but i do hope you can one day make a glorious return! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:00, 17 July 2009 (UTC)


It's going on now. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:43, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

...hooray! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:49, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

League Info[edit]

League ID: 322847

Password: wilde

League URL:

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:43, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

this weeks USP[edit]

I dont suppose its ready to go is it?

this weeks USP[edit]

I dont suppose its ready to go is it? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:09, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

yeah, it is. i finished it and totally forgot to ask for delivery. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:37, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
I figured that. I just started it, figured any changes could just be made to the template. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:38, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:38, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

I feel like I owe you a puppy or something[edit]

Dude, thanks for the bio thing. -- erect Ape (extrude) (Riot Porn) 20:06, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

you owe him a cute little monkey, obviously.. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 20:38 July 24 '09
Agreed! Leave me out of this! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 23:39, 24/07/2009
I knew your sig looked familiar!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:49 25 July 2009
you are welcome, ape! it was a travesty that you were not bio'd sooner! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:43, 27 July 2009 (UTC)


Just in case you did'nt read my message of article of CJ, here you go (in a different manner): Vote for deletion!? CJ is a gangsta, duh! I find this article hilarious, and you consider it to be voted for deletion!?! What are you trying to do, make me (and the others) feel bad!? CJ. IS. A. GANGSTA and I like him a lot, when it comes with him, capping the Ballas and stuff. Don't VFD on CJ, please! This article I find is funny! 22:14, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Humour is subjective! Some people find things hillarious while others don't. It's that simple.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 22:46 24 July 2009
as i mentioned in the deletion nomination, this article is fairly typical videogamecruft, which means that it's rather juvenile and wandering, without any element of comedy to bring it together. please see HTBFANJS for a complete list of ways to improve this article, or write a better one after this gets deleted. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:47, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
But the article of CJ received good reviews, so this makes no sense in deleting on CJ. 14:49, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
can you link to these reviews? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:53, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Right, this is now a bit of a moot point, as the article just got deleted. Mr IP, if you find the article hilarious and want to improve it, here's the deal: get an account, come to my talk page, ask for a copy of the article. I'll restore it to your userspace, and you can work on it there. If you make it good enough, I'll move it back to the mainspace. Deal? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:56, Jul 27


On the Clock[edit]

Yer pick, Cheevers! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:04, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Yer up again for Round 3! 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 20:39,26July,2009

Yer up again, Cheevers, quit slackin'! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:16, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Stone the Israeli Tank[edit]

Was this a cleanup, or a rewrite (for Unwehr purposes)? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:01, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

it was a rewrite, but it came far before the days of unwehr. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:36, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Ah, gotcha. I must say, it's quite good. I was going to read it when I got back from work the other day and vote for it, but by the time I got back it was featured already, so yeah. Anyway, good article. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:06, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
thank you sir! it was similar to Kingfisher in the fact that the basic groundwork was there, and it just needed a good shove to finish it off. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:12, 28 July 2009 (UTC)


Wallace in wrong trousers.jpg You are not pants
MrN9000 could not help but notice that you are not pants.
As such, you have been awarded the Titanium Trousers by way of recognition.
Any suggestion that this is a pants award will be treated accordingly...

MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 13:26, Jul 28

this award is most certainly not pants! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:36, 28 July 2009 (UTC)


:) Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:24, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: you is up 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 01:32,29July,2009

Yep, it's your pick again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:51, 29 July 2009 (UTC)


I've chucked a bundle of stuff I've taken from here into the talk page. Keep it or kill it as you see fit. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 03:37, 29/07/2009

On the Clock[edit]

Yer up, Cheevers! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:39, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh man. Braylon just showed up in Cleveland a day late for training camp, and then failed his physical. What I'm trying to say is that he scares me a little bit. Good luck with that. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:50, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
i'm willing to roll the dice...again. he did ok for me last year. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:13, 30 July 2009 (UTC)


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This user created Red Baron, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(for more information, see award statistics)

You're the first person to recieve the {{reqaward}}. As far as I know, its the first substantial article ever created on UN:REQ. I actually remember when it was first created, and I don't mind saying, its one of my favorite articles. By the way, if you have any suggestions and/or improvements for the template I hope you'll let me know. MadMax 16:19, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

awesome! thanks, max! yeah, i remember going through UN:REQ and seeing that, and having a flood of ideas immediately. i'm glad you like it! the template looks great, i'll go stick it in my designated award area. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:34, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Well I'm a pretty big history buff, especially for WWI topics. I've always meant to ask this but have you ever considered writing an article on Roy Brown or one of the others who've claimed to have shot down the Baron? MadMax 03:53, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

hm perhaps, i am a fan of consistency among many articles...i'll put it on the idea list! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:38, 31 July 2009 (UTC)


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Orian57 would like to thank you!

For voting him Playwright of the Month! He appreciates it and is also uncertain about why he is speaking in third person - he hates that. Seriously though, thanks, I'll almost certainly do more in the future.

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 22:13 1 August 2009

Go man(?) Go!![edit]

Get yo ass in gear! 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15:57,3August,2009

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009[edit]

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 23:02, 3 August 2009 (UTC)