User talk:Gert5/arch2

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A slightly belated thank you

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:47, 26 June 2007 (UTC)


Can you design a signature for me? AND YOU'D BETTER, OTHERWISE *beep**CENSORED* 18:26, 5 July 2007 (UTC)


Yo. You left a message on my talk page (That I just looked at... Blame me for being a lazy bastard) about adopting me (a n00b). Well, assuming the offer still stands, I'm fine with it. --Dr Wilder 15:24, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Wow! Thanks!

I'm very flattered and proud to be the recipient of this months Gert5 Award for 3xellence! Although I have no idea whatsoever what I did to deserve it, stuff I guess! Thanks! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:50, 26 July 2007

Greetings Gert

I hope you don't mind, but I've done some extensive editing on Image:Lawrencethecableguy.jpg. I saw it sitting there on the requested images page, which I've been frequenting more lately, and thought it could be improved upon. Let me know what you think. -RAHB 21:35, 27 July 2007 (UTC)


What with eh *-Yoinxx members only at the bottom of the user award pages? Isn't the template enough or am I missin' somethin'? Premier Tom Mayfair06:59, 29 July 2007

Good idea. Premier Tom Mayfair07:57, 29 July 2007
I'm still a little confused as to how it all works. Pretend that I am a newborn Capitalist and explain. Premier Tom Mayfair02:14, 30 July 2007

I've opened the Bank of Zimbabwe!

Do you mind if I exchange Zimbabwean dollars for Yoinxx and vicce versa? —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 10:10, 7 August 2007 (UTC)


Thanks ever so much for the Hallbug thingy. I'm overjoyed, flummoxed, and buggered all at once here! It'll certainly hold a place of honour on my user page, whenever I get around to editing it. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:56, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Your games...

They make me lol. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:30, 7 October 2007 (UTC)


Apparently, someone made this in your userspace. I don't care what you do, so... yeah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:03, Nov 4


hey, I signed up to the Yoinxx thing. It seemed like a good idea; but i have a slight gripe... it doesn't really make things clear on the page. How does one gain / spend Yoinxx? Thanks,~Fag x FS

Oh? I thought it was more complicated than that. =P So it works entirely on a trade system? --~Fag x FS 17:11, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Your cheque

Stop the flow of pee!

Dude, stop with the comment-free pee reviews. We're trying to improve pee review, by making sure people get constructive feedback on their articles, not just a score. Several of those articles you just 'reviewed' at speed had requests on the review page for suggestions, help etc. If you can't provide these, don't do the review, let someone else get around to it. I know I'd rather wait a while and get a decent review than have a 2 minute special like the ones you just knocked out. The scores may be accurate (I didn't read them all to check) but the reviews are of NO HELP. Have a look at some by OEJ, or Cajek, or the others involved in PEEING. Or don't, the choice is yours... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:44, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Additional: man, I'm sounding grouchy these days - I blame work. I'm not having a major or serious dig here, but please, no more drive-by reviews! Here, have a cookie:
Newcookie.gif Under User has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

--Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:49, 1 December 2007 (UTC)


My store has no customers anyway. In fact, I personally think currencies are a waste of time. I'm quitting. *blanks pages* —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 13:14, 1 December 2007 (UTC)


Done. Have a cookie for reminding me.

Newcookie.gif Pongo|User:Pongo Version 2|Pongo has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

PongoV2(talk|cont) 09:55, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas soon!

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Ebatsuklupeedia (Estonian)?

As far as I know, the only reason there are no admins is that no one (or at least no one who speaks Estonian) has been willing to take on the task. There are only two active users logged-in in the past thirty days. An admin could be added easily if someone were willing to take on the task of cleaning up this particular Uncyclopeedia; just let me know? --Carlb 02:05, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!

Moo, Gert5!

What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?

These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, Gert5, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
Double moos from your cowy friend,

About that Talk Show thing

Can I be Achmed the Dead Terrorist? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:34, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Neh, use your own self. It's THE LAWwww. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 07:32, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Screw you. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:11, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

I want to be the Reverend Schnor. ~ Tophatsig.png

3/07/2008 @ 19:12

For that sort of roleplay there's UnProvise! - [17:43 6 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Wii Pee Review

U didn't really say much, would u care to elaborate on your review?Cheers-Bobofosho2 23:29, 4 July 2008 (UTC)


Hey Gert! I'm currently charged with maintaining the Game Main Page and associated pages. Thanks for adding your game to the Game Main Page. However in the future could you submit pages via the submission page. This is just to help keep things in order, because when a game is added I have to update several different things. I've reverted your edits, for now, but I'll be putting your game back in just a sec - so I can update all the various bits and bobs. - [17:40 6 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/MOCD

Gert, in the future, if you can't give reasonable reviews without insulting the writer, just don't bother giving them at all. ~ 12:29, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

OK Gert

I had just about enough with the amount of noise you generate here, and that "fuck you asshole" was the final straw. When you come back, if you don't reduce the amount of idiotic forums you put all over the place, I'll be placing an office rule regarding you and forums. If you can't play nice, you won't be playing at all. ~ 09:37, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks and all!

Yeh...hi Gert5. Sorry, I've been really lazy and can't be bothered with the whole template thing. Well actually, this is a template...I'm just substing it in. It's just as generic and unpersonalised as a template, so don't worry about that! Anyway thanks and all for voting for this. Erm,'s on the frontpage! Woo! Also I created a tribute to it, after some talks with Hypeybole. Anyway, thanks again, Gert5! - [08:52 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie


Hi Gert, looks like you're feeling a little miffed at your recent article missing out on VFH. I'd just like to say that I think it's an article with a lot of promise (I found it better than I was expecting to) and with more work it could be a real winner, it just feels, as I said, like a work in progress rather than the finished deal. If you don't know what I mean, I'd be happy to go through and take a detailed look at it over the weekend with a view to trying to justify my comments - pop it on pee review, and mention you'd like me to take a look at it, and I'll be right on the case. As I said, I did laugh at some bits, so you are well on the way. If you just want to leave it, that's cool, I just thought I'd try to explain a little so there's no hard feelings. Cool? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:55, Jul 10

Very. Thanks to your little ramble the room temperature has dropped about 15ºC. - [17:59 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie


...won't survive in it's present form. By "this", I mean "this". Placed side-by-side with a stub, it seems spartan by comparison. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:38, 15 July 2008 (UTC)


Gert5 Has Been Awarded Official Thankies By YesTimeToEdit!
This Is Not Just Thankies. This Is Unofficial YesTimeToEdit Official Thankies.

Hey thanks for updating my userpage link-to think number thing on my userpage-thing while I was away or something. Cheers! :-) - [07:20 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You gonna finish that?

Hey mate. Hope I don't come across as too forward here, but are you planning to get back to that Admin Roleplay UnProvise you made a while ago? Not much point making these things if you're not gonna make up your mind to give 'em love and attention...


And what about that Landing In Africa/One Pure Thought skit?

[I joined the military at 15:08, 31 July 2008 (UTC) because I was pissed off.]I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh.


Welcome, Gert5, to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in! You clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. You can officially put the {{User:YesTimeToEdit/Mgr}} template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature.

Your cow duties include...
Watchlisting this page
Promoting, whoring and inviting people to the CMC - you can use this to help you
Following any CMC orders

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Sorry that you had to wait so long, I just got a bit lazy!

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

- [09:09 5 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Use that anger

Write something like Why?:Don't You Like Me?, and fill it with lots of anger and questioning glances.   Le Cejak <1:46, 12 Aug 2008>

/me glances at Cajek, questioningly - [07:31 12 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
How dare you? HALP HALP HALP HALP HALP   Le Cejak <15:19, 12 Aug 2008>


How's it goin, Gert?   Le Cejak <18:33, 18 Aug 2008>

Ming Dynasty parchment

Yeah, the ICU expired on this. So I've moved it to your userspace, at User:Gert5/Ming Dynasty parchment. Feel free to move it back to main any time you feel it's ready. Cheers. -RAHB 22:20, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

Join the UnOrder Today!

~ Readmesoon

friendly request

hey gert, i just wanted to ask you a favor concerning pee reviews. you seem to use the process a lot, but you rarely seem to change your articles afterwards. if you're just looking for a quick opinion, you can add (quick) to the end of the review, and you can say something on the review page along the lines of 'is this VFH material?' otherwise someone might spend a considerable amount of time reviewing an article (and suggesting changes to said article) that you have deemed 'finished' and aren't willing to change. thanks. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:01, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Important Mafia Business!

Dear Mafioso, Important Mafia Changes Have Taken Place!

Hello-a there, fellow killers and maimartists, this is your Don, here. I'd just-a like to tell you that we've had a little jumble up on the Family ladder of honour. The Russian "Digits" has been granted the special title of "Capo Bastone". "Dotnot" and "Grieve" have been made "Capo Bastone Delegato", and will be working closely with Digits as his assistants. A full list of their permissions can be found here. -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 18:20, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

could i be an adopted noob?

Could you adopt me please, I've already edited two pages and I'm afraid I'll do it again. (see my page) TELECOMEWAN 15:45, 10 October 2008 (UTC)


Great! Excellent! good! Thanks for adopting me, where to start? Why was my edit of moby undone? Could you teach me some kind of something? Anything. I don't mind if you're a grumpy git, after all I'm a useless whining noob. TELECOMEWAN 18:58, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

Hey, I'm Cajek, and I looked at your edit on Moby. You should ask Sycamore why your edit was reverted.   Le Cejak <20:09 Oct 12, 2008>
He did:/ — Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:17, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

Any chance of adoption?

help help help! i need serious help with my uncyclopediaing. please adopt me my fine fellow!--Anderson92 06:04, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

oh can you adopt me too plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz --Kevin1078 02:12, 29 November 2008 (UTC)


I understand that some people have been a bit nasty to you, but most people think you're cool really. There's loads of noobs wanting adoption etc. and your help would be appreciated:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:59, 29 December 2008 (UTC)