User talk:Gilgal1

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Talk:Gilgal1, Wassup Niggah

Lul, wut?[edit]

On the Cloverfield article, why would you prefer Exploads over Asplodes? Asplodes is clearly better.

Philippines on Encyclopedia Dramatica[edit]

Those racialist sick fucks! Why aren't people vandalizing there? Have you ever tried contributing there? Nihilistic Chimpanzee 06:48, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Those Evil EDiots wrote this crap about Ron Paul on the Philippines page: The president of the internets RON PAUL says he wished all Filipinos would become an hero. I think that certain sentence should be deleted. Did he really say it?
Why are you asking me about Encyclopedia Dramatica? And why would I care about this crap? --Gilgal1I'm Bat Fuck Insane!!!Pinoy(Talk to me bitch!!!) 05:41, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Someone wants to talk to you[edit]

just wondering where u got that picture of the tank? i made the very first one and its been copied and has become very popularThe preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

They added it to your userpage initially, I just moved it here. -- 17:08, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Re: Merkava Tank[edit]

I just linked it from the "owned" page. Unfortunately someone have overwritten or deleted it. Good thing i had a copy of that and reloaded it under a different name.

--Gilgal1I'm Bat Fuck Insane!!!Pinoy(Talk to me bitch!!!) 21:47, 5 February 2007 (UTC)


WOw, Ninja Stars! Thank you very much!

--Gilgal1I'm Bat Fuck Insane!!!Pinoy(Talk to me bitch!!!) 13:30, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Why not[edit]

Why not, but the G-Man article may take a while. If you want to help, youre welcome. --Heinzy 12:01, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Kill the blankers![edit]

We really need to contact the admin. Whoever the page blanker is, he's getting too far. Show-Ender 09:30, 14 March 2007 (UTC),808.0.html

Some noob named "frank" thinks he's a hotshot. Check out his profile and judge for yourself. If you wanna join the pwnage, feel free :) --Show-Ender 16:50, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Re: Research w/ Uncyclopedia[edit]

LOLzies!!! Either the guy's guilty, or he's got no taste.

Pero in fairness, marami palang fans tong article ano?

--Show-Ender 02:08, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Hale pic[edit]

Hale pic ba kamo?

here's the link to the site:

Mikey's gonna kill me for this.

Re: Gay Pics[edit]

They're the gay pics of some guy i found over the internet.

- Gururot Bunot

You don't own Uncyclopedia. Don't tell me what to do.- Gururot Bunot

^^^STFU, thanks Gilga! -Djedric


Your sig looks like this:

Gilgal1I'm Bat Fuck Insane!!!Pinoy(Talk to me bitch!!!)

However, that is bad. Can you fix it? (12px) 05/18 23:43

To be super-picky, the "(Talk to me bitch!!!)" in a <sup> tag makes it break 12px too. You're getting there tho. :) And if you reply here, I should see it. I'm pretty good at checking back in on people that I've been harassing. 05/21 22:24
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Close enough. No longer tho-you're damn near the limit as it is!

pa'no nae-edit yung signature[edit]

wala kasi akong alam sa wiki... (delete this afterwards, pwede ba?)

Pangusto 21:37, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Since you wanted one so badly...[edit]'s a cookie.

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Now go play in traffic.

--General Insineratehymn 15:52, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

another lousy question (pasensya na...)[edit]

pa'no ba malagyan ng timestamp yung mga posts ko sa mga discussion pagkatapos ng signature?

-- Pangusto

check this advisory template...[edit]

tingin mo pwedeng ilagay sa mga pinoy pages 'tong template na 'to? -- Pangusto 08:25, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

On Redirects:[edit]

I need you to be truthful anbd honest. Do you need to make that many redirects to that many pages? Whatr do each of the words mean, in real life?--Shrooms.jpgShroom!.gifGay2.gifSir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2.gifShroom!.gifShroomirror.jpg 17:37, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Hi Flammable, sorry about the 5 redirects. It does mean something in the Filipino Language thats why I'm doing redirects. "Pinas" is another name for Philippines here (it's short for Pilipinas), "Pinoy" is short for Filipino, and "Bakla, Bading and Jokla" is the local term for gay. I decided on creating the redirects so that other Filipino writers will see that the article is taken and prevent them from creating another article, and contribute to main article instead.
Actually that's all the redirects I need.
--Gilgal1I'm Bat Fuck Insane!!!Pinoy(Talk to me bitch!!!) 17:55, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

huffed.. maybe it was really meant for a rewrite.[edit]

sorry for the article being VFD'd. nawala kasi ako nung mga araw na yun, saka ang dami ko pang ginagawa.

anyway, a total rewrite should have been done, not a deletion, as well as all the articles that were written by pinoys (baka ma-delete rin sila). and you're starting again the article, with the same data as before: baka ma-CVP 'to kung magmatigas ka. kelangan talaga ng ibang idea, saka dapat maiintindihan ng lubusan ng mga ibang lahi (probably external links to filipino culture/references/etc., or we should just avoid the filipino-isims in the writings).

for now, wala pa 'kong mood para magsulat. pero pagkatapos siguro ng finals namin. Pangusto 22:08, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Heya, Gilgal[edit]

Hi, I'm sorry I was late for the VFD vote, I haven't been here in weeks. Plus, I dunno how to use the messaging system of this site. Anyway, I'll be glad to help with the rewrite (good thing I understand Western humor), but it'll take a while. User:MidwayHaven/sig 11:33, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

ayyy! pasensya po...[edit]

may gumamit sa account ko nang di ko nalalaman (sa cafe kasi ako gumagamit), kaya naglagay ng masamang comment sa talk page sa Philippines article. pinakulong ko na yung lokoloko. pasensya na dun, pre.

anyway, di ko to pwedeng gawin mag-isa kasi di ako mabilis mag-isip ng pwedeng isulat. saka di naman kita inaaway, kelangan lang nating ng mas maayos na article. gumagawa na ko ng draft sa notebook saka tinatype ko na para madali kong ma-edit. di ko pa mailalabas yung mga ginawa ko, wala pa kasi sa 25% (tingin ko) yung nagagawa ko. pagpaplano lang talaga.

pasensya uli sa gulo. di sinasadya. Pangusto 05:06, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

di ko alam kung bakit ako naging biktima ng weirdong nun, saka di ko alam kung bakit kailangan pa ako masisi sa nangyari na iyon. dahil ba sa nasayang lang yung mga ginawa mo noong mga nakalipas na taon?
pls note: di lang ikaw nahihirapan. ako rin, mga kasama nating pareho, mga taong gustong maging totoong article itong ginagawa na ito.

gusto ko nang makisama at tumulong. ayaw ko ng away. kung ayaw mong maniwala, bahala na.

Pangusto 10:25, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Ateneo de Manila University[edit]

Ateneo page now under construction! --MidwayHaven 11:49, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Hey Gilgal1[edit]

Thanks for clarifying about the Philippines article. It makes a little more sense now. So are you saying that we can't even have back the article with the translations of some common words? The video/beeju, finish/pee-nis, etc.? --Greevous 14:40, 11 October 2007 (UTC)


I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you're new to VFD procedure. You did pretty well, barring one thing: the article you added increased the number of articles there to sixteen, and the maximum articles allowed on VFD at a time is fifteen. Keep that in mind for future reference. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:46, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh, yeah, and add {{VFD}} to the article you're nominating. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:47, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Sorry 'bout the revert[edit]

I saw a lot of things being replaced by capital letters and assumed "OMG!!BLANX!!1!one". Please don't do the capital letter bit again, even if it's in comments. My apologies for the misunderstanding.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 12:14 Jan 02, 2008

Renaldo Lapuz[edit]

Aparently, your article on Renaldo Lapuz seems to be lacking, since someone slapped an ICU on it. I removed it, but I must admit to seeing some flaws myself. I'll gladely give it a pee review, and possibly help you with it. Honestly, I've taken a personal liking to it. ; ) -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 05:01, Feb. 16, 2008

Ready to create Philippines article[edit]

Ey! I'm ready to create a revised version of the "Philippines" article, maybe we could combine our ideas and probably start from scratch. I'll show you some of the stuff I've made some time around the 2nd week of March, right after I'm finished with the "Imelda Marcos" article. --MidwayHaven 11:50, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

By the way, these idiots keep vandalizing the Gloria article; how do I get it restricted, even for a limited period of time? --MidwayHaven 07:02, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo article under attack![edit]

Hi! The Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo article is now under constant attack by various unknown IP's. We all know that just because something is happening to the country that doesn't immediately merit a constant revision. Please do help a Filipino fellow Uncyclopedian out and help guard the article against attacks. Thank you ngarud! --MidwayHaven 08:27, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Honestly guys, you are taking the whole Philippines article way too personal. ~ 09:26, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Anyway, I hope the Gloria article gets huffed. Sayang, pero okay lang. I'll just be concentrating on Imelda Marcos and the rough Philippines articles. --MidwayHaven 15:01, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

At this point I'd recommend talking to an admin, which I am not. They can better resolve the issue than I can. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:38, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

It looks like the main entry Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo has been removed and locked to prevent its recreation. There is a copy of it in userspace, and there is a copy here tl:Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo/en, neither of which are ideal locations but better than nothing, I suppose? -- 16:07, 30 March 2008 (UTC)


By the way, Kapuso decried that I might not be the MidwayHaven of other sites. For the record, that still really is me. =) --MidwayHaven 06:17, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Abu Sayyaf[edit]

No prob! =) --MidwayHaven 15:39, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Regarding Kapuso[edit]

I checked him vs. the other user you stated and there is no cutting proof that he is, in fact, his sockpuppet. That does not really mean anything beside the fact that I cannot deal with it unless I have better proof. Let me know if there are any problems. Ciao. ~ 20:54, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. Anyway it's all cool now. --Gilgal1I'm Bat Fuck Insane!!!Pinoy(Talk to me bitch!!!) 15:22, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Philippines redirect[edit]

Hi Gilgal, I don't see a specific problem with redirecting it to Filipino, since this is at the moment and empty article. Any special reason you don't want it? SirMoarDildosNow on sale! VFH | GUN | Jew speak now | General? | poop 06:37, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

New Philippines Article[edit]

Heya! I'm currently re-editing the entire old Philippines article (under Ianlopez115) to make it look more satirical; you could help out if you want. Just in case I also put a backup Philippines article in my folder. Unfortunately as you said some (expletive deleted) person (wink wink) wants to destroy the edits, hehehe. =) --MidwayHaven 11:46, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

n00b | Precision | Questions[edit]

Gilgal and all Filipino Uncyclopedians.

I'm new. I'm willing to help with the Philippines articles. I haven't come up with much material yet, but I'm willing to do edits and stuff.

I hope we can expand the Philippines articles.

I'd also like to ask, what happened to the original "Philippines" article? I would also like to know what your plans are for the Ianlopez/Philippines article? And, who the hell is Raganciano?

--Precision 01:17, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Do read this, since this is kinda crucial.[edit]

I have noticed that your userpage in Pekepedia is listed here. it will be deleted on (or after) August 30, 2008 because you are not registered in Pekepedia (per this page). You have until the said date to take action. Thanks in advance (as usual).

-Ian Lopez MUN 13:07, 2 August 2008 (UTC)


Excellent! I'll put in the Philippines template asap. =) --MidwayHaven 04:37, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

re: Philippines[edit]

Pwede kang mag-chat sa aking user talkpage tungkol sa planong paglilipat. -Ian Lopez MUN 02:56, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Gloria article on VFD[edit]

Gloria article on VFD...again! Please do help out and vote "Keep!" --MidwayHaven 04:40, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Jean-Claude Van Damme article was deleted[edit]

Wondering if you'd like to remake it and add to it? Heres a copy of the previous article 08:18, 15 September 2011 (UTC)