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Would you like some piss with those chips sir?[edit]

???   Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 04:21 19 August 2009

Who else but Orian??    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   06:03, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Your plethora of picks has come upon you[edit]

As in, go make 6 picks in a row, or something. It'll make you feel good. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:48, 19 August 2009 (UTC)


Make your million picks again, sir!--<<>> 11:32, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Thank you from the world of High Art[edit]

Post modern 2.jpg The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art

Thank you for your patronage.
Please, ensure you sign your cheques prior to leaving the Gallery.

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Professor Oliver N Acute-Tell,

curator of “The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art


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UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is![edit]

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I can't believe my name wasn't in that article. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 23:22,25August,2009

RE: Thanks![edit]

You're welcome, and if those are pictures of you on that thank you template, then I'd like to ask you what you're doing this Friday night. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 23:50, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

On The Front Page[edit]

I read the little conversation you had with Modus and MrN - and to put it bluntly, you're out of line. Way out of line. No one here, and especially not the admins, owe you anything. The site is being managed quite nicely thank you very much - and from a perspective of over three years it's being run more smoothly that it has been for a long time, and this is why we didn't have a VFS for a long time. You going around ordering admins to change the front page at 00:00 Zulu time for whatever reason (and the reason of you having an article next on the queue is the worst one) is annoying, condescending and useless. This site's management is organized chaos, and it works great like that. And if the front page doesn't change for three days in a row because the admins didn't have the time to do so, forgot about it or for whatever reason than it doesn't change for three days in a row, even if the next three features are yours. We have been doing fine way before you came here and we don't need the encouragement. You are a good writer, make sure that from now on - you limit yourself to writing rather than administrating the site. ~ 20:18, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Guildy got in trouble and I didn't? Holy shit. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 23:22,25August,2009
It's because you and I aren't important enough to be told off, BBQ... <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 00:53, 26/08/2009
Yes I Am. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 01:49,26August,2009
Good point - somebody ban the BBQ! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 02:59, 26/08/2009
Left a response on Mordillo's talkpage. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:07, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

While we may have some differences...[edit]

I loved Quentin Tarantino. I fucking love it. I nearly pissed my pants while reading it. Bloody amazing, good work. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:16, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks ain't no country I ever head of![edit]

Thanks ain't no country I ever heard of. Say thanks one more time, mothafucka! I dare you. I double dare you. - seriously, you captured the subject. Bravo!--Funnybony 11:11, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Hah, thank you. I've been getting a lot of compliments (both here and IRL) about that article. Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:47, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Dead Dick[edit]

Bro! I voted for your super cool page. Please take a look at the upgraded version of this anti-war wackiness Dead Dick. It's up for nomination right now. Hope you enjoy it. Thanks in advance.--Funnybony 20:17, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, I'm not really a fan of vote whoring, but I will give this a look. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:26, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Bro, I really voted for your article because it's so good. Not to get your vote. I just wanted you to take a look, and vote as you see fit. I wish you would do an article on Martin Scorsese. I already did one on Joe Pesci you might like...

“Perhaps, in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is I do. For instance, tomorrow I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down to the studio, and walk in and see you. And if you don't have the part for me, I’ll crack your fuckin’ head wide open in front of everybody on the set! And just about the time I'm coming out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again!”

~ Joe Pesci to Director Martin Scorsese about auditioning for the part of Nicky Santoro in "Casino"

--Funnybony 13:40, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes, I see. I've been thinking about redoing the Scorsese one (and about, like, 12 other articles), so if I ever do get around to doing that I'll let you know. As for your Dead Dick article, it was alright, but I still think it needs a bit more work before it's front page material, in my opinion. As for 'vote whoring,' or whatever, you did begin your comment with "I voted for your super cool page," which implies an obligation of me to do likewise. However, it really isn't that big a deal either way. Finally, that "Joe Pesci" quote is pretty funny. So yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:46, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Not that big a deal? May I direct you once again to the Whore Dramathon that I was subjected to? Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 20:04,28August,2009
Like I said, not that big a deal. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:34, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks Guilday![edit]