User talk:Hannagram

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Welcome![edit]

Greeting[edit]

Hi all! I have no uncyclopeadic self-esteem at all. This is an attempt to build it by adding my very first signature to my very first post. Hannagram 22:54, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

Well done! (Everyone gathers around to applaud) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Creating a personalized signature[edit]

I'm still figuring that out. --Hannagram 11:31, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

Check out Signature templates --Hrodulf 16:45, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Sporking[edit]

Let's pretend this has been sporked.

Spork.jpg This page was originally sporked from The fabulous mind of the Hannagram.

Some interesting truths[edit]

  • i am a young woman with absolutely nothing to do for at least two days as from now.
  • this depresses me.
PLEASE NOTE: This information is all absolutely true, except the bits which, at the appropriate parts of the text, have been indicated as pretence.

The bit you'll shoot me for[edit]

Kind Sir, Where can I save a picture? I know, I suck, but you want me to learn don't you? I want to add a picture, but I need to put it on some server before I can put a link to it on a page such as this. Please help. Hannagram 23:09, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

Groveling is second best only to pie - to upload an image, look at the box to the left marked "toolbox". In it you will hopefully find a link which has to do with "uploading files". Upload your image, using a memorable "Destination File Name". See your image by placing code something of the form [[Image:DestinationFileName.whatever]] on a page. 23:29, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
The two pillars of Hannagram which hold up the sky.


Nice socks. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Are those socks, or is this a photograph of the other end of a redneck? 18:07, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
The heat HAS been terrible here..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Has Anyone seen This Bear?[edit]

What on earth is she eating this time?

Chloe, curious comfort toy of the Hannagram, last seen sniffing Hanagram's leg. If found, please lure with promises of treasure maps and/or body parts.