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Greetings and Salutations You! Welcome to my talk page!
( Multiliteralist just wrote something at the bottom you might like to read. )


Usury Responses:[edit]


Although Flattered...[edit]

I guess I am kind of wondering why you copied my userpage, awards and all.

PS: I would love to adopt you, but whoring is more this guy's specialty. I can help improve your articles and give you editing help. What's first on the agenda?  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 14:09, 11 May 2009

Responded on your User talk: page.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  05:17, 12 May 2009 (UTC)


I made you a cool sig... feel free to edit away!  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 17:59, 12 May 2009

Sweet! I'd say "Sweet!" but it doesn't cover the awesomeness that is the green PB&J HappyTime Banana Private Dancer! Thankyou!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  03:30, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm happy x you like it ;)  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 09:05, 13 May 2009

Welcome! (It's good to feel Welcomed!)[edit]

Stuff I should read at some point...?[edit]

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Welcome to UnNews[edit]

Love the article.

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Hey, man[edit]

I have to call you out on this one: Your "rewrites" for CW completely sucked. I'm serious. Name one good thing about any of the articles you claimed you rewrote. You can't, can you? You can't even find them. They left for a Suckaholics Anonymous meeting. You can meet them there if you want. It's at the corner of Completely Avenue and Sucks Street. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

Wellll... fuck, it's better than the one-and-a-half paragraph you did on Spleen, so there! I can defend my edits & works & junk & stuff... plus I spell checked. Good 'nuff?  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  03:01, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
No. You didn't even remove the CW templates from the articles you claim you're "done" with! What kind of a 2-bit operation do you think we're running here, man? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:10, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
They're paying us two bits now?!? No Way!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  04:50, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
It's a lot better than the old wage of one bit. You know what you can buy with one bit? Half a gumball. Or a whole ABC gumball. Not much else. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:51, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
M,m,m,m,m,m, ABC Gum! .... Hey wait a minutes! I *actually* read the stuffs on the CW page & it doesn't mention removing the template after bein' done with an article. Furthermoreith it verily doth sayith, "Make your rewrite better than the article replaced before it, but try to include funny material from the old page, if it has any." It doesn't state how much more betters it has to be and I believe I have exceeded the barest minimum by at least a quarter of an inch. (Well, at least one-eighth anyway.) I copy edited, injected random humor, spell checked, added some (funny to me) sentences/structures and fixed some outright crap that lived in those funky textafull nuggets. (Quite frankly, the rules are a little loose & open to interpretation anyway.) But you do have a point ----> I'll get those cleaned up a little bit. 'Sides the portion of those articles that really strokes my ego will reside on my user pages anyway. P.S. No, you suck! (Or Something....).  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  07:04, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, you're right that there are no rules about what your rewrite should be like. This isn't Uncyclopedia speaking. I'm telling you on a personal man-to-man level that you suck. I'm only saying something because I watch Cat for vandalism as it's a frequent IP target. I was excited when I saw that someone was rewriting it, but just by glancing at it I can't really tell the difference. It's still a long, listy article full of disjointed sections and random pictures. You removed some vandalism and fixed some spelling, and even wrote a section, but when all is said and done, the article still needs rewriting. That's not very flattering to say your rewrite needs rewriting, so the only proper course of action is to keep rewriting it until it no longer needs rewriting. And then you're done. Look at the other rewrites for CW (not mine) and you'll see that they put a lot of (well, some) thought into what the main idea of the article should be and how to take it in that direction. That's what separates a true rewrite from a helpful driveby: in addition to just tidying up the article, they pull it together and take it somewhere. My first featured article Teabag everything that moves was a rewrite for CW and you can see that I overhauled the whole thing. The Dog Dies at the End (SPOILER WARNING) is another featured rewrite that took an amusing concept and gave it life. No one expects you to write a FA-quality article but before you can call the article "yours" you should be thinking more like a writer and less like a WikiFairy.
In conclusion, you're a fairy. That's all I really wanted to say. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:21, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

Just so you know, I wasn't serious about all that sucking. I was just following the Bizarro Rules. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:33, November 28, 2009 (UTC)
Except, my dear sir Syndrome, you appear to be breaking Uncyclopedia rule Numero Uno: DON'T BE A DICK. Please stop harassing my Noob. You may, from now on, direct any and all verbal insults at me, but kindly leave Happytimes alone (unless your criticisms are constructive). I will review the content you are concerned with, and we will take it from there. For your convenience, here is a link to my talk page ->  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 06:39, 29 November 2009
First of all, no u, and second of all, that's rule Numero Dos. ¿La gringa no puede contar? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:13, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
So you've heard of the rule, then? Yes? Again, --->  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 07:23, 29 November 2009
Ah, ha ha ha ha! (Gee, this just ruins the timing of the response* I thought up after Syn's last post, ((I've been working on Uncyclopedia:Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball stuff (((& got side tracked revamping the Uncyclopedia:Proofreading Service))) & hadn't gotten around to finishing it & posting it yet.)) but do know that Syn's a nice not-evil guy, I did some checking up on him (history/edits/contributions/connections with the Russian mob; In Russia they provide you with background Czech!) and figured out he was a force for good on Uncych.)
Anytrail, thank you so much for sticking up for me Zana! It makes me feel all Christmassy and warm inside. These responses to comments always take so long... I haven't even said thank you to Rev. Zim_ulator yet. pffffft!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  10:44, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

  • *So.... My full-assed response to SYNDROME was gonna kinda go like this: I was gonna sputter a bit & say "I'm more like a WikiGnome" and if you went WAY back in the Cat history (prior to the contest), and spend at least an hour looking into my works, you'd see that I've rewritten most of it (there's like 2-3 sections I haven't hit yet) and I was doing EXACTLY what you said but I find Cat to be more funny disjointed as it is thus the first reference at the bottom of the page about time travel.[1]
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  2. And then I would have moved on to calling you a "jerkface" (or some such) and telling that you "are more like a WikiTroll the way you're acting in your above post(s)..." or something.
    Then I would have told you; "nah, you're more like a WikiElf" than a troll, and I would have referenced some of your work as an example (which I'm not going to do now), and maybe sucked up to you a bit (not really), and then say "but if we combined our forces instead of living in strife we would form into some kind of WikiGriffon, (Voltron), and be unstoppable!"
    Then I would have made some comment about us being more like the Vehicle Voltron than the stupid insipid Lion Voltron, and that I get to be either the Escalade or the Jet Plane.
    Oh, and it would have been both clever and funny! (And peppered with misspellings and puns as I tend to do in talk page space.) You would have died laughing.... Um; so there SYNDROME, in your face! Phhpppth!
    P.S. I laughed so hard I almost cried when I read your, "In conclusion, you're a fairy. That's all I really wanted to say."  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  11:54, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
    Wait a sec... You have feelings? Does that mean you're a girl? Will you go out with me? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:21, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
    Well... I had feelings once, but then I filed all of the required paperwork with the courthouse and after the restraining order went through those tender moments have been kept at bay ever since.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  04:16, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
    You're all right, kid. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:02, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
    Aw, shucks!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  05:18, December 1, 2009 (UTC)


    You are taking on Carebears? My first truly original article on Uncyclopedia? The article I keep looking at and groaning and wishing I could work out a way to actually make it interesting? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 

    (Ooh, I like that new? signature, but the userpage link is broken.)
    Yeah, I was trying to take it on tonight, but am sleepy now (thus the proofread template so I will remember it later as I haven't officially signed up for the Uncyclopedia:Collaboratory yet). I thinked it definitely needs some actual Carebear images and some false as well. It's a great start and I hope my humble edits give you a warm-fuzzy push in the right direction.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  06:34, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
    Definitely needs images. The carebears that are included in here are the original carebears and the personalities are - scarily - pretty close to the originals as well. The major problem that I had with this is the intro and the ending. The intro is nonsense, which I try to avoid random humour, but seem to have gone down that track here, and the ending... isn't. I can flesh out the stuff about the bears themselves, and give a brief synopsis of their stories, but I want to redo the start completely. As much as I love the Shakespeare references, they are stopping this being feature-worthy. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 
    Ah I see. Yeah, you're probably right, Shakespeare references are like putting in blinking text for no good reason other than it's blinky and is awesome!!!. Finding Carebear images is as easy as watching the results in your favorite search engine. However, I do have a couple of good images for that somewhere in my files & will upload them soonish.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  06:53, December 3, 2009 (UTC) File location: ________ .


    Thanks for proofread, And yes, "a's and the's" aren't my forte ;) Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 11:15, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

    Thanks for joining my 'cult'...[edit]

    In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff.  23:12, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

    Thanks! Now I can get to suing stuff!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  11:57, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

    Carebears to the second power.[edit]

    What do you think? Ready to put it up for a PEE review? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 

    The concept is awesome but I think we need a bit more copy-editing before you dunk it in the pee review. (I also downloaded about 30 non-cousin images if we want to expand it in wirededit weird ways.) Anyway a little more editing and I think we can consider moving this from the B team to the A team!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  09:17, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

    Image for turkey ball[edit]

    Hya, was the picture that you posted original? Did you manipulated it somehow? ~ 11:04, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

    Ooops! I uploaded the wrong item (JPG vs. gif) from my files & didn't even catch it!
    Each picture wasn't taken by me, they were found and cleverly manipulated into my man-van with promises of candy. I did some time searching the interwebs to find the perfect flesh-tunnel pictures for my concept and these little buggers were the ones I founded.
    Each has been cleaned-up (stretched, prodded, sprinkled with delousing powder, depixelated, showered, sharpened, animated and given a nice white border) for clarity & re-sized for conformity. This one here (that I put up by mistake) File:Cocker Ring Bearer.JPG has minimal formatting other than some cropping. This one here File:Cocker Ring Bearer.gif has a couple of hours poured into it. And by couple of hours I mean jars of honey; and by into I mean onto. Hope that helps.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  08:38, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

    Hey man you've been busy![edit]

    I had a look at the stuff you've written. Do you intend to use the legal templates for it at some point? I mean, it looks a bit heavy now with the red text and all that, and would probably make a better impression with Zana's stuff - at least would look more like a legal document. Of course you do what you like but I think a long red text is really hard to read. Which boils down to: people will read it more if it's in black, blue, or grey. I wasn't paying attention - only the headers are red. Looks OK, very important to the reader when they're red. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 06:42, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

    Yeah, about that, the bottom stuff was just to look all leagally although I think it worked out pretty well for now... I'll probably put it on a sub-page later on when I can devote more than equal time to this project. I haven't EVEN gotten my user pages where I want them yet, lot's of work there! Anypath, I'll add the template soon, as soon as I figure out the flow of the page. Once we officially launch UnLegal I'll add a "legal" jump link to my main page template as well.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  06:57, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

    Another thing: you filed a complaint and I opened the case - but I have an accusation of my own! How do you plead? Here: Uncyclopedia Legal Department/Happytimes vs Multiliteralist. My idea now is that we work this thing up into something resembling a court case and in the end, use templates where needed to make it look legal. Also, don't forget to add your own affidavit about the legal fees going over the top. After that we can wing it, adding §:s and whatnots, basically also write a law or statute or whatever on signatures and legal fees both. And link that as a reference to the case. And cash in on that of course. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 06:32, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

    Yeah here's what I think we'll do: first file our affidavits (I did mine already) and you file yours. I then respond to your accusation, and you respond to mine - all as affidavits. Then we continue countering each others' accusations until it looks like a totally ridiculous mess, you know: "Yeah but he had no call to use my sig!" vs "He gets paid such a large fee so of course I used his sig!" -- we can use legalese or plain language, whichever looks funny. Then write up a transcript of the actual court session in the end, in one of our userspaces, and publish the whole as a case. Should be quite good. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 06:38, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    Maybe if you used more flowery and businesslike language in your affidavits and I went the other way? Which do you like - I can do either, just let me know. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 06:40, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    Wow! You type fast....  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  06:47, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    You too. Occurred to me - let's leave the sigs out of the affidavits - will look more legal. OK? I'll do some other stuff now - add the fee accusation again as another affidavit if you like. Then the Dept. will strike it later and gives "reasons undisclosed" as a reason. Everyone gets the joke and if they don't, we'll file a fucking complaint. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 06:51, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    Yeah looks far better without sig. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 06:53, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    "file a fucking complaint" - lol, yes!
    Yes, better without the official/normal sig but the time stamp is good! (Even if we fake it when we don't log on for a few days.) Looks like we need to make up official unlegal sigs now: "User:Happytimes/UnLegSigHeil" or some such. Possibly even: "User:Happytimes/UnLegSigHeil/Defender" "User:Happytimes/UnLegSigHeil/Prosecutor" "/Judge" "/Witness" "/Pimp" "/Guilty Party" etc.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  07:43, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    ...and in the end, when the transcript is ready, we'll move it to the Case page where the affidavits now are, and make another page for the affidavits. Doesn't need to be in any way like real life cases are, as long as it looks somehow bureaucratic. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 06:56, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    Hey! the case I filled was about you making more money than me (plus a rather clever comment in the summary I might add)!
    But I see your point, lets go ahead and bring the argument around to money ~ you're now loosing revenue because I've diluted your name brand or some such. Now the royalty checks are less because of music/video type pirating by me. Intellectual property rights.... Ah, the ideas are endless. Plus love. Love will set me free. lol.
    Money terms can be in bits, half pence, wooden nickles, ABC Gum, etc.
    And of course you are right about the templates and formatting and such! This will be fun.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  07:10, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    As for the flowery and businesslike language, I really don't care. I mostly just write on the fly.
    By the way, I have no legal background _at all_ so I pretty much have to fake it all the way through. That red & black on my legal page; sporked & re-edited. But I think I can wing it pretty well. I'll probably end up learning Latin and tax lingo along the way.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  07:20, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    Yeah but really the red header/black text scheme looks good in a document where the reader should be scared of someone trying to steal from him. Maybe we should use Zana's template scheme where we are trying to rob them. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 07:14, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    Also, how do I add a link to lead to a specific header in an article? Will be useful later when we have laws and §:s and need to link to them from other documents. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 07:16, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    The best way is to jump to it from the Table Of Contents from a page. When you jump from the TOC copy the last bit of the link after your ... Once you've done that a couple of times you will see how easy it's done. (And if you're ambitious, do on the fly.)
    If you look at my posts in Zana's talk page ((Newb Antagonist), etc.) you can see how they are linked there as well. ((The only problem with this method is if someone changes the text of a heading, or if someone takes part of the page and archives it (like on Zana's tp) then you have to go back & re-edit the link to make it work. (As I've done on Zana's tp.))  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  07:25, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    Testing, works. OK, I suspected something like that. We'll just have to trust nobody changes the law without permission from the Dept. If they do, it's suing time again. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 07:56, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

    Hey, you need to add a cross-complaint about my sig on the Uncyclopedia Legal Department/Complaints as well.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  08:11, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    You lost me - quickest if you add it in my name. Hey what's the new page doing on QVFD? -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 08:33, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    OK, check this out Uncyclopedia Legal Department/Complaints & update what I wrote for you.
    QVFD, huh? I don't see it, link please.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  08:49, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    Ah, & now it's gone... ~~ Hums theme song to Jeopardy ~~ and now it's back talk?  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  09:02, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    Or back here maybe? I am so confuseded.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  09:10, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

    Also, maybe we could start scripting the actual court session transcript. Whom could we ask to act as judge and jury? Makes more goodies if there's one more I think. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 08:34, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    I agree, the more the better.
    I have no idea who to ask.... We may want to see about scheduling a "court date" anyway as I have to go to bed to go to work tomorrow and probably won't be back in force until this weekend.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  08:37, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    Arite - I'll ask someone and meanwhile set up the session template and what else I can come up with. Nice to see you enjoy the idea like I do. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 08:39, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    Yeah this is great fun, cheers!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  08:49, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    For some reason the case is back on QFVD again - don't do anything, I have a backup of it in my userspace, I will recreate it if someone throws it away now. Might be some glitch somewhere but it's easier to go the other way than mix everyone into it. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 10:11, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
    Well it's not there now and... wait a minute... (<-- go left some)

    Unnecessary header to facilitate editing - wait it isn't unnecessary then[edit]


    ... So. Well it's not there now. Sad I am.(By the way I never requested it to go to QVFD or QFVD or anything.)
    Put up a link where you have it now so I can edits its toos pleases. Thank.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  05:15, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
    Uncyclopedia_Legal_Department/Case:Happytimes_vs_Multiliteralist restored. I now have nothing to say but you could perhaps accuse me of moving the page and editing it in secret? -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 09:29, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
    On the other hand - we can always make that into a new case if nobody else complains. Let's let Zana judge and jury us now, I think? I think a good idea is to construct the court session somewheres before putting it on the case page, since proper mogrifeid legalese seems to get better with more sessions. Also, around the session itself there might occur some spots for unnecessary extra decoration like "The session was conducted according to (blah blah blah §8) and then, if in the mood for it, actually create said (blah blah blah §8) somewhere to be linked. OK - I'll make the construction page User:Multiliteralist/Multi_vs_Happy1.-- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 07:13, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
    Sounds good to me. -- I wrote some stuff on the page but it's mostly just some notes at this point, when I have more time I'll unhide it & post it. (Please don't respond until I unhide it fo sho')... Let me know where the construction page is.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  08:11, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

    Newb Proposal[edit]

    UN:LEGAL UN:LEGAL Legal Department
    Has happily summoned you to review "The Proposal".
    "Crede Quia Absurdum Est "

    I, User:Happytimes, have been giving this new-fangled Unlegal department some of my best thoughts lately. Some things have come to mind... (Lawyers speak in third person right?) Ahem, ~H~ *CA* lack of organization, *CA* no legal dictionary set-up yet, *CA* lack of significant pay for ~H~. See summons if it be to please you.

    It's like I'm speaking in fourth person here.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  09:03, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

    Your Happytimes/Legal dept...[edit]

    ...looks now all business. Want me to mangle it a bit when I have a spare moment? Another thing, have you already started scripting laws? I will take part in that but I have so many half-finished projects I won't start it myself. Please tell me if/when you do. I'm prepared to write a few laws without a clue. A third thing: how about making headers out of the numbered "headers" you now have in Happytimes/Legal dept.? That way they would be easier to reference in other Legal Dept. articles. Yours respectfully, -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 13:41, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

    1.) Feel free to mangle it a bit if you like.
    B.) I have not started scripting laws... (I too have half, fourth and one-sixteenth finished projects) only procedures & such. I'm not sure how to begin scripting laws. However, I think we need to hire an intern to go into everyone's talk pages and collect all the forming thoughts about Unlegal and build them all into one page. How can you find out who is a noob new to the site?
    3.) I can make headers in my department ok ok... but let me format it into a better page before I do. If we're gonna be referencing it I want to semi-permanize it first.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  02:29, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

    Go ahead[edit]

    Go ahead, I had just some minor point there, edit away. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 08:35, December 16, 2009 (UTC) Tell me when done, I would like to change a couple of wordings. Do you mind if I change "butt-hurt" to "if your arse still smarts"? I somehow would like the judge to use a rougher language than the rest. Then the "mention of butt in the chair" would look even more idiotic. Well - if it can look less idiotic in some way - but at least we would get a contrast. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 08:47, December 16, 2009 (UTC) Oh yes - and can I please change "to stop laughing" to "to stop laughing like morons"? I think that was your intention. I mean if it's not explained a bit, it looks like a laughter track on a quick read. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 08:55, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

    (I'm done for tonight.)
    Hm,m,m,mm,m I think 'Butt-hurt' is the stronger/rougher language there, but I'm American and don't understand your funny foreign words too well. Ok, not really; change away if you like, although I think "butt-hurt" works better in context with the other paragraphs. (You may want to collaborate with Zana on what Zana says. I figured she would make changes as she sees fit next time she looks at the page anyway.) I may use color or colour interchangeably'cause I'm weird, but as an American I wouldn't use "arse," I'd use "ass." I can't believe I just admitted to using ass! It's hard out there for a pimp.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  09:02, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
    Well a laughter track is better than a tractor rack, er lack of tractors... er um What?!? uh....  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  09:05, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
    User:Multiliteralist/Multi_vs_Happy1 here, I hope you like it. I like to use "arse" because it is more descriptive, hence more insulting. Also in this sentence "arse" and "smarts" ring nicely together. Then when "butt" is again brought up in the next sentence or so, it looks like the judge is a teacher gone bad and the audience and the rest are a bunch of silly school kids. But I'll not start any fights over it, if you or Zana like it better some other way, go ahead and do your worst. I rest my case. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 11:14, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

    I heard a rumour...[edit]

    ... that you have girly bits. In which case I have to be an obligatory sexist and say "Go ahead - make my sandwich." However, the other point of note is that the version of monitor in my user space has been moved to mainspace. I have no problem with anyone changing any of it, but you'd be better off changing that one. (I like the changes, btw.) PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 

    You heard right, I do have girly parts! (I'm saving them to make a woman for all the usual reasons... conversation.) So I guess I'll oblige your request; one ass-samich commin' up!
    I'm glad you moved it to mainspace, it was pretty much done the last time I looked. Also, glad you liked the editing, it was fun to do! Although I did notice the mainspace version is from before my changes, but those changes may have been subversive to begin with so maybe you are right to cast them aside like a widowed spinster.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  01:53, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

    Ireng Shui[edit]

    Where are you planning to go with that one? I ask because it looks like stub at the moment, so it might be an idea to add either the {{construction}} tag or an explanation on the discussion page. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:53, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

    I'd like to expand it someday, however I think it might be funny just the way it is as a stub. (Now if I could just figures outs a way to makes a stubs.) I find it hilarious when the links reinforce or contrast the text in a humorous way, otherwise that article just wouldn't be funny at all... Discussion, how can I make this into an in-joke so people find it funny anyway..? hm,m,m,m,m,mm.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  01:41, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
    So now that it's huffed I guess I'll hafta think on it longer...  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  06:10, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

    Larfter track[edit]

    Are you sure about the laughter track? It gives the whole business a bit of a "make sure" - comedy bit, like the one where Croucho Marx slaps the stetson on his head and imitates an old cowboy - and the crook that has hired him laughs to make sure the bit is seen as funny. Another thing is - I wanted the latter one to be "...mention of butt in the chair" since it is the judge that talks of butts. Just minor points but these are my reasons. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 06:10, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

    Yes I am sure about the laugh track, I think we should get the one from the Brady Bunch, I think the "like idiots" takes the joke too far. As for butt in the chair, that is fine with me... but the way I read it doesn't make sense to me. Lets screw around with this until mid Saturday and then call in someone(s) else to add some minor content and proof it for us. Wadda ya think?  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  06:10, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

    In Gratitude[edit]

    And just so you know, I'm very proud of all my nooblets. Especially you.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 09:56, 17 December 2009

    Aw shucks!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  06:10, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

    If ever...[edit]

    ...I do come back, you will be the one! I'll want to write the article about what is excellent humerrrr with. I did it once writing Classical Satire and would have wanted some help with it but I didn't know you then. Thanks for helping me out too! My calling people twits probably didn't do much to help my case but as I'm leaving I didn't care either. Now the point has been explained to them on a non-personal level, with an example and all - if they choose to ignore it they are just plain EVIL. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 11:25, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

    Plain EVIL is so- plain. It's the Banana Split with extra gummi-bears and Oreo crumble on top EVIL that you really have to watch out for!!!!!
    Seriously though, thank you. I appreciate you. I'd be happy to collaborate if I know the subject matter, or edit if I don't. Happytimes.gif
    You should just do what I do and avoid the whole VFH process altogether. The only voting I like to take part in is the VFD (or the random vote-for-this make-believe stuff that people put up) if only to save the salvageable from purgatory. In my opinion far too many articles get erased simply because they are "too short" even though Wikipedia is full of nubs and stubbons itself. (Yes I can see that a one joke shorty is best suited to a user's sexction, but some short articles serve their place as subtle humor or as supporting documentation/source material to other areas of the site. Sometimes you do need a straight man to provide the needed contrast to the comic's antics.) I'd like to see more long meandering articles have the crap cut out of them (like a cancer) and just have the good stuff left behind. (Maybe we could make a "kancer survivor" section template/area/project which does just this. Maybe it puts the lotion template on it's skin, say for about six months, to see if the interim improvements over time merit savior or damnation?.?.?.???) Anyway....
    To me VFH is an Un-popularity contest that gives you templates only if you win or vote for an article. (No one ever gives out templates that say, "Thank-you for voting against my article- (jerk?) Your criticism about _____ has been noted." But I can tell you that I would if I ever got one of my 3-5 articles nominated, oh boy!) And those templates (to me) mostly just clutter up user & talk pages anyway (But if you or <insert name here> is giving them out then hell yeah I want one (thanks Zim), I have future plans for 'em.) Then it's like, "look at my far too long signature which proves I've contributed significantly to one area of Uncyclopedia."
    There really is no reward system[1] for those who edit a lot, reverse vandalism, or do like I do: which is to do whatever the hell I feel like doing at any given moment. And to tell the truth, I don't think there should be. Yeah it would be nice to encourage people to copy-edit more here, but it would be near impossible to implement a voting system for that, and difficult to recognize active users otherwise due to differing time zones. ('Sides, I wouldn't force that kind of torture on my worst enemy if it wasn't in their forte.)
    I don't worry about it though. I figure if someone is curious enough to spend time going through my (talk) pages and history & body of work then their gonna know I'm a rock-star and worship me anyway (like <insert name here> does) or not.
    In conclusion:  1.) Articles WILL get featured on the front page whether I participate or not.   2.) I don't want to read extra articles unless I'm interested in the topic anyway.   3.) There are already a dedicated crew of people? who do this (for me) already.   4.) THIS SAVES ME A LOT OF TIME!   5.) And. Um. Yeah... Oh! ... I don't care.
      (I Hope this helps.)
    P.S. You can't help it if people are twits. Remember, sometimes it's just your point of view as well; but often not.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  02:32, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
    I still think you are making a mountain out of a molehill. The only effective way I could see of instituting a more effective system here is to have it so that for votes are counted, and if the number of votes after the grace period of three days is less than half the highest number of votes for the last FA then axe that nomination. It means stuff that won't be featured won't just sit there and stagnate, and stuff that will will be noticed a lot faster. I have a tendency personally to abstain without comment if I'm not impressed with an article, unless I find that the article annoys me, and in that case I will vote against.
    But avoiding the whole issue of the vote system, again I think this is an over reaction. I like Multi's stuff, and I like happytimes stuff. In fact I have worked with happytime on Carebears which I usually would not do. Actually, I generally tend to avoid the whole collab thing altogether as I am a prima donna about my writing. (SPIKE actually started to work on White folks which was an article I'd rewritten and then abandoned. I like what Spike has been doing but not enough to go back to the article.)
    I have a tendency to ramble. The main point is that you are both appreciated, and that I give you both kudos for fantastic work even if the way the system is geared is making things more awkward for you. So you've ranted, expressed opinion, things haven't really changed, but you're turning your back on a community that you are a significant part of. If you come back later it will look like a tail between your legs. If you stay it will show that you are tough enough to take it and actually add weight to your words.
    But your decision is your decision. I will be upset if you don't come back, but I respect your right to go, and I appreciate your feedback. It will not be forgotten, and as with every system change will happen. It will just take a bit more time. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 
    1. 1

    Well, apparently there is/was some sort of a reward system in the past as seen in some of the templates here: Uncyclopedia:Templates/General

    I'm in need of some ideas, Can you help[edit]

    I am currently working or a article on the show Whale Wars (it can be viewed here), but I'm kinda having some trouble of thinking what else to put on there, so I'm asking a few people on ideas, including you. If you have an idea, you can either go to the discussion page on that article or my talk page and tell me your idea. And please, don't suggest anything stupid (something that contradicts the HTBFANJS). If you don't have an idea, then sorry for wasting your time (or am I?). Thanks!--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig2 08:27, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

    I am flattered you would ask... let's take a quick look (today) shall we (and possibly a longer one tomorrow)....  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  08:31, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

    Remember to sign stuff[edit]

    ...Especially if it's a vote on VFD. I fixed your vote on Mammalian Sting with this: The preceding unsigned comment was added by SPIKE (talk • contribs) . Also replied to your vote. You may replace "unsigned" with your actual signature if you like.

    (My bad) Ok SPIKE, I fixed it with: The preceding unsigned comment was added by Happytimes (talk • contribs) (Fcuk! Happytimes.gif 02:37, 24 December 2009)
    I also find it semi-humorous you didn't sign the above comment even though you are identified and have signed below in the next section.)
    Only semi? Damn. Spıke ¬  23:57 24-Dec-09
    Yeah, like a semi-truck. That's eighteen wheels worth of humor there!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  00:10, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

    You Suck,Happytimes[edit]


    See what a pain unsigned messages are? I've responded on your behalf on Gummibarcrush's talk page because collaboration (or "messing with" edits) happens all the time, we don't all have the same idea of what's funny, and what we have to do is work together. Please don't escalate the hostilities.

    As for your specific edits:

    Clearly it says "Meth" right here.
    • Meth isn't a proper name, but it is the subject of the article, so I guess capitalizing it is okay.
    • Meth-and-human-rights-organizations is creative. My only caution is that an article that becomes a catch-all for creative but unrelated thoughts (see the second half of Global warming) is not as funny as an article that has a theme (for example, misunderstanding something to be something else) and sticks with it throughout.

    Have fun! Spıke ¬  15:28 24-Dec-09

    "Meth isn't a proper name"? The fuck it's not! Haven't you seen those advertisements that say: "Meth- not even once." It's like you're trying to tell me that advertisers don't have our best interests at heart and don't use proper Nu-English and stuff.
    Anyway, I think it's funny (occasionally) when an unsigned "you suck" message appears. (Especially when it's not grammatically correct.) I think he was joking. He's not joking??? OMG Ima gonna edit his FACE!!! FACE THAT,NOOB USRE!YOUR GOINGS DOWN!
    "Please don't escalate the hostilities." huh, ...and I just got a new escalator for Christmas too. Dang. Ok, ok, ok....
    I agree with you on the 'catch-all for creative but unrelated thoughts' aspect of pages, but I don't like to mess with stuff to much on pages I didn't create, otherwise I'm afraid I might have users going all crazy with YOU SUCK!!! YOU!!!YOU MESSED WITH MY EDITING, KITTEN HUFFER NOOB!!! messages all over my talk pages. (If I ever do go back through & streamline an article it's usually the last thing I do.) In the case of Meth when I stumbled upon it to add the Carebears pic I saw that it was a jumbled mess of nonsense that looked as if a person on Meth had written it. I edited a few things and added the {{Proofread}} tag & went on my merry way. Once the page had been vandalized further, I returned and fixed it & edited a bit more (as is my usual wont to do) and moved on. (In Gummibarcrush's case I really didn't find the juxtaposition of Disney/Hanna Montana and Meth to be all that funny, but to each his own. In fairness though, the section he replaced (in my opinion) was too homophobic to be funny so I can see why he changed it.)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  01:04, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

    I haven't seen that ad; in fact, no one has ever tried to convince me not to use meth Meth. Gave you some thoughts on your edit after reading the diffs; it doesn't mean that I endorse his prior version, which I haven't read, not being a meth user. Why is it that when you ask someone not to escalate, they take it right to the other guy's talk page???? though your olive branch is commendable. And after I made that request, it occurred that you two might know each other and the "you suck" might be much less than met the eye--It is sort of a meme here, and I tend overly to take stuff at face value. You're on your way. Spıke ¬  01:17 25-Dec-09

    Your sig[edit]

    Dude, You can't add the timestamp to it like that. First, you need to change it back to how it was, then use this code in your preferences signature input: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Happytimes/sig}} <font style="color: gray; font-size:9px;">{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}</font>

    You can adjust the style attribute on the font tag however you wish. Then, sign with three tildes instead of four (~~~)  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 16:42, 28 December 2009

    Hm,m,m,m,m,m I can see how it screwed up ALL of my existing signatures... I'll work on this today.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ 
    (Fnuck! I (at first) had the {{CURRENTYEAR}} type tags in my sig but they got cut & pasted wrong when I saved the final edit to my signature. Not that that would have fixed it mind you; knowing about the signature input preferences really opened my eyes to what I did wrong. (Yes, I know you showed me once, but sometimes I have the dumb.)

    TODAY i LEARNED ABOUT: changing the signature input in my preferences. Happytimes.gif
    • Ok, you suggested: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Happytimes/sig}} <font style="color: gray; font-size:9px;">{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}</font>
    • Butt I wents with: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Happytimes/sig}} <font style="color: gray; font-size:9px;">{{subst:CURRENTDAY2}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}} @ {{subst:CURRENTTIME}} (UTC)</font>
    I'm not sure if I should color the time different though...? What do you think?  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  31 Dec 2009 @ 05:31 (UTC)
    I think you should italicize it and change the color to darkgreen :D  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 07:34, 31 December 2009
    Actually, yeah, that would fit with the style of the sig itself. --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 12 31, 07:52, 2009
    • Here = final edit: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Happytimes/sig}} ''<font style="color: #003300; font-size:9px;">{{subst:CURRENTDAY2}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}} ~ </font><font style="color: #001100; font-size:9px;">{{subst:CURRENTTIME}} (UTC)</font>''
    Which now looks like:
     Happytimes are here! Happytimes.gif  ~  03 Jan 2010 ~ 09:24 (UTC)
     Happytimes are here! (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  03 Jan 2010 ~ 09:24 (UTC)
    (Current sig:  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  03 Jan 2010 ~ 09:24 (UTC) )

    Hey you![edit]

    I just made a new rule for my usergroup, namely that members have to put the official userbox, {{User Apocalypse Grue}}, on their userpage, and that they must somehow link to the group's page somewhere in their signature. Please do so, and have a nice day. --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 12 31, 06:36, 2009

    Ha ha ha! I totally already did it before you asked!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  31 Dec 2009 @ 06:39 (UTC)
    Oh. I hadn't noticed that. Well, thank you for doing that in advance. --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 12 31, 06:41, 2009
    You are welcome!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  31 Dec 2009 @ 06:43 (UTC)
    Speaking of Usergroups, you should join mine, it's in need of some recruits.--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 10:00, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
    Yes, but can I simultaneously be the following three: U.F.O., Un-Advocate and Private Dick?  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  03 Jan 2010 ~ 13:43 (UTC)
    Yes you can--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:13, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

    Thanks for the help[edit]

    Thanks for your edits for Whale Wars, even they were short, they really spiced up the article, I'll be sure to use them.--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 08:40, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

    Why thank you, I appreciate that. If you'd like I can give it another go, just ask.  Happytimes are here! (talk) (stalk) Π   ~   03 Jan 2010 ~ 08:59 (UTC)

    R. Kelly[edit]

    Mattlobster has just cast a sixth vote against this article on VFD, surely because it's been in VFD for too long. I remind you that my vote against is for sale; just get started repairing this article! you can do it and I can't. Spıke ¬  19:01 4-Jan-10

    Thanks for the vote of confidence on my editing skills. However, I think the vote against it has sailed in it's current form. Maybe it's better to move it to my userspace (User:Happytimes/VFD/) until I can get a chance to work on it? I'd hate to put time into it just to see it disappear. (Besides I would have to do additional research on the topic to bring what it needs I suppose.)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 03:23 (UTC)
    Many of us would have to do additional research. Maybe the real difference is that I don't care about yet another rapper, and you seem to. I am not an Admin, and neither will make the final decision on the vote nor can move the page to your userspace. If you are really enthused, cut the source and paste it into a new page in your userspace, because once in the last month the Admins didn't notice such a request in the VFD vote. Spıke ¬  03:37 5-Jan-10
    Copy! I've already got the source code.
    It's not so much that I care about R. Kelly ('cause I, like many Americans, don't) but I think it would be a good vehicle to tie into the Pee Review. (Yeah, I didn't have one moved last go 'round too. Oh well.)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 03:46 (UTC)
    Here it is. Do what you will to it! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:15, Jan 7
    Thanks!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  08 Jan 2010 ~ 07:38 (UTC)

    Best used in the Bedroom[edit]

    What's with the redlink header temple at the top of this page? What is that? XD  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 06:25, 8 January 2010

    That, my dear, is a place holder to indicate how lazy I am. (I planed to archive my talk page & add a talk header to each page for the future; I just haven't gotten around to it yet.)
    P.S. Congrats on the featured article! I added to the submissions for Do You Know: "...that Butter is considered by many Southern cooking enthusiasts to be the best thing since sliced bread, Texas toast, and dancing midgets?"  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  08 Jan 2010 ~ 07:37 (UTC)


    U.F.B.I..png This user is a Uncyclopedia Federal Officer of the U.F.B.I., and has files of your entire history.

    I got a new template to put on you user page--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 17:15, January 9, 2010 (UTC)

    Soonish  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  12 Jan 2010 ~ 02:08 (UTC) 02:08, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

    notm nom[edit]

    You saw my conversation with DannyVirus or whatever his name is, good, I'm glad someone read it. One of the funniest things I've seen on uncy, and I lived it! He did change his response on his talk page, the first one was very good. Did you read his comments on the Ban User page when he thought it was about him? Fnord. Aleister in Chains December 7, 1941

    Yes I did! Hilarious!!! The comments were funny too... poor munchkin.
    You only get to be nominated for NOTM once & most noobs are too much of a noob to know they have a shot until it's too late. I think he's got potential and I expect great things. We just have to teach him how to organize his talk page a bit better.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  11 Jan 2010 ~ 01:17 (UTC)
    Ah, I read his unbook-in-progress and watched it's growth during the past couple of hours, and it totally held my attention. I've been waiting for someone to bote for for notm, and probably will actually vote for him for potential and stick-around-ness. Did you vote for him, there's one vote on the board. Thanks, Aleister in Chains Time is overrated, MMX
    Yeppers! I nominated and voted for him (her?) all in one edit. You're quite right ole' chap, the story has indeed captured my attention. (BTW thanks for adding the {{VoteNOTM}} template to Dannehvirus' page.)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  12 Jan 2010 ~ 02:08 (UTC)

    Grue Rape[edit]

    Its pitch black, you are likely to be raped by a grue--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:58, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

    I quickly ignite the black pitch-like substance (as I recognize Grue droppings when I see them) to ward away Grues while I get out my floodlight equipment! They're especially nasty when it's their time of the month. (Good thing it's not dark or I'd be dead by now.)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  12 Jan 2010 ~ 02:08 (UTC)

    RE: Welcome back? stranger[edit]

    /coughs twice to denote importance Stranger? Me? Bah! I'm only the, uh, like five-thousandth most popular person on this entire website! Now, that's not saying much, but imagine if I was the five-thousandth most popular person in the WORLD! Then EVERYONE (except those people in africa who speak unintelligible mumbo-jumbo shit) would know who I am, inducing YOU! In other words, I have no idea how you don't know who I am. I mean, I won NotM for July (or something) of 2009! And RotM that same month! --Staircase CUNt 03:57, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

    Ah, I wrote "stranger" since we've never met and the "?" since it appears you've never left?
    Anytrail, nice to meet you and such. Check back later to join the cult.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  12 Jan 2010 ~ 02:08 (UTC)
    Cult? Wha? I'm already in a cult. I managed to join one whilst searching for my car keys one morning. But, as they say, the more the merrier, eh? Staircase CUNt 02:40, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

    Help Please[edit]

    I am in need of some ideas for my article HowTo:Date A Emo Girl. It has been in my user space for some time, and I really want to get it done. If you have any good ideas, click here, make a new section, and put down what would make this article good. Thanks!--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:10, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

    Wrist cut lines run across the street and not down the river. Warehouse fire. Poetry book with all the pages cut out.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  19 Jan 2010 ~ 06:39 (UTC) 06:39, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

    I LIKE PIE!!![edit]

    What's up man! Do you like that PBJ Bananna guy?--I LIKE PIE!!! 12:46, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

    I made that, because I love Happytimes. Doesn't that just weird you right out, man?  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 17:05, 19 January 2010

    Yes, it does.--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:03, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

    I do love the PBJ happy times private dancer!!! AND SHE LIKES PIE TOO!!! It's like some sort of weird circular-saw-of-coincidence or something.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  20 Jan 2010 ~ 02:08 (UTC)

    You know that "Peanut Butter Jelly" song?--I LIKE PIE!!! 02:44, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

    Hello?--I LIKE PIE!!! 03:25, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

    Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!!!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  21 Jan 2010 ~ 06:27 (UTC)

    That's it! Here it is!--I LIKE PIE!!! 12:56, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

    Um... friend?--I LIKE PIE!!! 14:27, January 23, 2010 (UTC)

    Yo, Zana Dark's new name is Zany Park.--I LIKE PIE!!! 17:48, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

    I'm not sure I believe that. Last I hear she was considering: Clarabelle.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  24 Jan 2010 ~ 19:03 (UTC)

    Clarabelle? That Zany Park peep!--I LIKE PIE!!! 19:48, January 24, 2010 (UTC)


    ^The mother-son relationship here sure is nice, eh? HELPME

    It sure is? *grin*  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  24 Jan 2010 ~ 20:22 (UTC)

    Well, on Zana Dark's Talk Page I put the vote tallies on underneath.--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:01, February 7, 2010 (UTC)


    Thanks for the intelligent edits to Arizona! [email protected] Lisalisa.jpg(Meow!)(Contribs) 17:29, 22 January 2010

    You are welcome!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  23 Jan 2010 ~ 01:35 (UTC)

    Found it.[edit]

    Your secret page, that is. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 02:28, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

    But did you really? You may want to check it again.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  25 Jan 2010 ~ 02:30 (UTC)
    Damn. I was hoping you'd fill it with pictures of lesbians or something... —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 02:31, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
    I know. Disappointing really.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  25 Jan 2010 ~ 02:32 (UTC)
    Do I at least get a template? —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 02:33, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
    Ah, ha ha ha! Check the page agains.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  25 Jan 2010 ~ 02:34 (UTC)
    You mean the red balloon of awesomeness thing? —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 02:36, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
    No. It will be a more awesome awesomeness template! (I'm working on a tiered system right now so it may take a bit. Just have to get in the third shipment of awesome and it'll be good to go.)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  25 Jan 2010 ~ 02:39 (UTC)


    I noticed you are using my beloved {{Q1}} on your user page, but Spang has done so much work to {{Q}} and its knock-offs that I might eventually call for the toasting of {{Q1}}. Recommend you see if you can make peace with {{Q}}. Spıke ¬  03:27 27-Jan-10

    *Grin* I just posted on the forum about {{Q}}. Don't sweat it if {{Q1}} goes away, I'll just change my page. Either way I'm flexible; stupid court enforced ballet classes!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 03:36 (UTC)

    Saw that; don't see what the problem is, as Spang (by defining a SPAN class name) has enabled me to make it appear exactly as I want to here, and when I turn off my local rules, it looks just about the way it did before. Whereas your signature keeps making me think there are ants on my screen, God damn it!!! Spıke ¬  03:43 27-Jan-10 PS--Sorry, the fact that the preceding sentence was playful might not come through clearly (despite the italic exclamation points.) Spıke ¬  03:51 27-Jan-10 // No problem, understood from the beginning *grin* Happytimes.gif

    It looks way different to me, but maybe it's just my browser (it does keep nagging me to upgrade to this century though.) I haven't bothered to set up local rules. Mostly because I prefer my text to be free-range and because, as the founder of a future cult, I don't think I could also pull off being a dictator.
    Also, there are ants on your page! They're just very very tiny: My banana guy has ants in his pants that make him dance.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 04:00 (UTC)

    So that's it, you're using an obsolete browser and want the site to change to accommodate you! (My own user page notes my comparable tendency to spend time in MS-DOS, such as for my dial-up e-mail account, which makes me yell at people when they spam me with movies.) So that's a banana? thought it was a condom. It's clearer at full size, such as at Costa Rica. Spıke ¬  04:19 27-Jan-10

    Well, not just the site per se, I want everything to accommodate me. It pisses me off every time I am denied the power of flight, fail to date superb models or run 1st world countries. But, meh. Anyway I can't be the only moron who uses older browsers now can I.
    ~ I think it's a banana wearing a condom, but I've never pulled down his pants to look. Also, it's not just Costa Rica wherein my banana looks clearer at full size. (And it's reflection in funhouse mirrors will just blow your mind!)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 04:41 (UTC)

    I take it back! all that is more demented than using MS-DOS! (your favorite emoticon here) Spıke ¬  04:44 27-Jan-10

    Ha ha ha! *grin*  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 04:47 (UTC)

    Browsers and Laetrile[edit]

    It turns out that your "obsolete" browser, Mozilla 3.0.17, is newer than mine. When I wiped this disk, 3.0.8 was the newest big thing, and I put it on all my XP machines for consistency and have seen no persuasive reason to grab the latest rev. (A Fun Fact at the bottom of my user page advises that I am a Late Adopter.) At any rate, the code snippet I pasted into the Forum should work for you and enable you to experiment with the appearance of quotes. (Just substitute for Spik2009, because you don't have that font.)

    Now why does DOS tell you that Ctrl-Alt-Del might work for you? It is a Laetrile suggestion. Laetrile doesn't work either, but when your doctor's only advice is, "Take it easy and work on your will," Grandpa takes a ride to Juarez. Indeed DOS is telling you that staying where you are means the screen won't ever change, but Ctrl-Alt-Del might at least get you to the PC's Setup Menu. And in the rare case where the HDD failure was intermittent or heat-related, you might actually win by trying again something that failed, though Einstein called that a definition of insanity. (Sorry to respond to your joke with a rebuttal!) Spıke ¬  17:13 27-Jan-10

    (Well, now I know everything I ever wanted to know about Laetrile since I had to look it up. There's a few brain cells I'll never get back.)
    In practice I often comment, to the machine in question, that if the operating system indeed can't be found then there is really no reason not to drag it out into the desert and see how many pieces larger than a quarter are left after shooting it repeatedly with a small caliber handgun. (9 times out of 10 it boots right up.)
    (It's ok you responded to my joke with a rebuttal, go ahead and re-butt whenever you like.) Cheers.
    Anyway, I also don't see a need to upgrade. I'm rather fond of the junk it inadvertently blocks by not being up to the latest wizz-bang fandangles the kids are all about these days. (GET OFF MY LAWN YOU [email protected][email protected]! KIDS!!!) I'll have to give that code a go when I get a chance... I wonder if there is an all-skull & heart-shaped-candy-kisses font???  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  28 Jan 2010 ~ 05:45 (UTC)

    That would be Wingdings, as noted in the Forum. Being a Late Adopter also means some virus writers don't bother with you. But I think the ultimate goal of the Web is to let publishers ensure that you don't get anything of value to you until you sit through a TV commercial. Spıke ¬  08:26 28-Jan-10

    Dogged efforts[edit]

    From here

    I'd rather keep the meta humour out of it - especially when there is such a perfect opportunity to use a pun that relates back to concept. Of course, if the words happy times are here ended up in there somewhere I won't argue. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 
    Too true. True that. But if the truth be known,Ahhhgh! Make it stop maybe I can work them both in somehow... or not. Anyway I did work some on it tonight but I doubt it will be done this week; I think I opened up some new ideas. How long CAN an article be anyway?  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 03:49 (UTC)
    As long as the humour in it keeps it alive. Monitor and Street Fighter are two examples of my longer articles. But I have a tendency to trim things down usually rather than expand them - these two are exceptions as they use repetition and escalation to make the overall joke. UnDebate: Is it ever right to restrict freedom of speech? was in danger of being too long in it's first draft, and I had to trim it down substantially in order to get it to zing just right. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 
    So, to paraphrase you, as longha, pun! as it is zing, and not zong, it's good. Gotcha!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 07:17 (UTC)

    Thank you[edit]

    For your kind welcome! I look forward to more crazy editing 'round this place. --Rhaenys 14:21, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

    You are most assuredly welcome.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  29 Jan 2010 ~ 06:46 (UTC)

    tanks you[edit]

    Thanks for your vote for Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation on my behalf. I really appreciate that some users give me a glance, sometimes. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 23:31, January 28, 2010 (UTC)


    Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!

    EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!

    For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your Fearful Fearless Leader, Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:42, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

    Done did[edit]

    I got yer stub right here. While I've already done a stub, this one is original and not based on an Uncyclopedia meme. Well, sort of. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:14, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

    I don't think a legal disclaimer, summons, order, or declaration would be considered to be a stub. And I don't think this would qualify anyway because it's got too much information and is, dare I say, too well written to be a stub anyway. To review: Your notice is a notice and not a stub. However, I will accept your old one is, but only as a non-qualifying stub based on the age of said article stub.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  02 Feb 2010 ~ 05:19 (UTC)
    My, aren't you picky. It's the size of a Wikipedia stub. Is this more to your tastes? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:53, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
    Hilarious! (Especially the note to blame me.) but I'm not sure if this qualifies as a stub either (mostly because I want to see what you come up with next).  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 01:38 (UTC)
    I'm sorry, but that's all the manly stubble you'll be getting from me for now. That last one was a little uninspired. Bob Dylan is notorious for giving bad interviews, and Rolling Stone is notorious for idolizing him, so I thought I'd turn the tables and have the interviewer be the uncooperative one. So it's more ?pedia amusing than genuinely funny. It's like the postmodernist clown who drops a banana peel on the ground and then steps over it, defying your expectations that he will slip and fall in some hilarious way. And that's the joke. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:56, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
    You know it was funny until you explained it. I'ma gonna go take a nap now.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  04 Feb 2010 ~ 01:30 (UTC)

    How come no one ever starts a new topic on their own page?[edit]

    Crap, now I feel all vanity like.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  02 Feb 2010 ~ 05:21 (UTC)

    I did - it's a form of narccissismism though. (I hate not having a spell checker on my work PC!) PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                             Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  06:01, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
    Well I'm not sure it works right. I put in "OMGWTFBBQ" and it suggested "MEGAWATT."  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 01:41 (UTC)
    I just typed in "OMGWTFBBQ" and it suggested "STOP LISTENING TO HAPPYTIMES". Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:00, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
    Oh. So maybe it is working then, never mind.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  06 Feb 2010 ~ 01:35 (UTC)
    When you say, "form of," can it be shaped like somebody took a bite out of it?  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 01:45 (UTC)

    I did a baaad thing[edit]

    Ordinarily, removing someone's comment from a discussion page is an absolute no no. However, I just did it because this was a very rare exception. You wisely posted a link from Uncyclopedia talk:Imperial Colonization to User talk:Why do I need to provide this?/Imperial Colonization so people wouldn't miss parts of the discussions. But I realized having two discussion pages for the same thing was confusing, so I cut and pasted the discussion from my talk page to the IC talk page. This meant that your very short notice giving a link was no longer needed, so I cut it. I just wanted to let you know, and thanks for your help! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:50, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

    I almost suggested doing just that very thing (after thinking to myself that, no, I shouldn't just move everything and enjoy my ban time off). Instead I just posted the link thinking that everyting would work out and it did. (I'm ok with it, really.) *grin*  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 01:44 (UTC)
    I just commented on a comment over six months old because the vote box threw me off. How about we archive some of the content... like this: User:Happytimes/Super Secret/Imperial Colonization Talk & User:Happytimes/Super Secret/Imperial Colonization Talk Archive  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 02:03 (UTC)
    I had thought about archiving everything posted before I violently seized control was appointed by Her Majesty. But I didn't. Maybe I'll archive it after the current colonization is over, or maybe I'll do it now with the earlier stuff. Will think about it. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:48, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
    I just done did it. Thanks for the suggestion! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:58, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
    You are welcome! It's much easier to read now.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  06 Feb 2010 ~ 01:35 (UTC)

    All U.F.B.I. Officers[edit]

    The U.F.B.I. is now officialy starting operations as of right now. We have more operations as well, which includes helping users on pee review by showing them to the upcoming Pee Review 101, which will been this week. Toasty Bacon has not made any contrbuations since January the 6 2010, so he can be considered unattendtive, so we have only two members, but I will be recruiting more members to help us out. Operarations are still coming and we're still growing, but our great department will make a difference in Uncyclopedia. Also make sure you put the U.F.B.I. template on your userpage That is all, you are dissmissed!--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 07:22, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

    I'm probably too busy with reviving IC right now to participate (and honestly I had no idea what U.F.B.I. was until I saw the link on your sig), but am interesting in what's happening around here, so will check it out. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  08:13, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
    So Why, was this supposed to be on your talk page? I'm just curious really. Ho hum. *whistle* doo-be-doobie-do...  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  06 Feb 2010 ~ 01:35 (UTC)
    Everything seems to end up on my talk page eventually. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:21, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
    Ok, we started. What next?  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  06 Feb 2010 ~ 01:37 (UTC)


    Attention Colonizer! Our next colonization is announced: CREATIONISM. As you're one of the few brave souls who voted to rewrite the history of life, the universe and everything, meaning you volunteered to help do it, you're receiving this special, holy advance notice. We are now planning the creation of the universe, or at the very least our version of someone's else's version of how it was created. Get your mind stimulated, get those creative juices flowing, and begin the foreplay for our Big Bang: Creationism! (Or if you don't care about overly-dramatic double entendre, just go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project and post your ideas.) Over and out. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:56, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

    In case you didn't see it[edit]

    Your friendship with I LIKE PIE!!!. It's over. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 03:54, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

    I know. And now my days are filled with sorrow and weepiness.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  08 Feb 2010 ~ 04:02 (UTC)


    Thank you for boiling down that list! Spıke ¬  05:02 8-Feb-10

    No problem. (It still could use some work and an update though. It seems that whole section could visually flow better too.)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  08 Feb 2010 ~ 05:07 (UTC)
    Unnumbered heads

    I just did so; last week it was a single, very long list. I had unnumbered heads for the four subsections, but then I saw that the rest of the document uses boldfacing instead. Spıke ¬  05:14 8-Feb-10 PS--I also had a request in to Mordillo to find someone to do exactly what you just did. Spıke ¬  05:16 8-Feb-10

    That is crazy! I love it when I randomly find stuff before people/things ask me to do stuff. (I had noticed you were working on it & decided to help, crazy huh?)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 01:09 (UTC)
    OK, you got that one. Now I'm psychicly thinking of asking you to help out on. . . Aleister in Chains 1:20 10 Feb. MMX
    I'm already helping out with the stuff mentioned above... where's my flying Delorean???  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 01:46 (UTC)
    Now I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 500. The number I'm thinking of is. . . Al 2:19 10 Feb. MMX
    Um, XLII? (I suck at numbers).  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 02:54 (UTC)

    Everything's cool. You monitored the changes on UN:HTBFANJS and saw you could take it further. That's how good stuff happens. Spıke ¬  04:12 10-Feb-10

    Hooray for good stuff!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 04:16 (UTC)

    Boy George Scouts[edit]

    Boy George Scouts? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:37, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

    (I KNEW if I left my user page alone long enough someone would read it!)
    Yes. I think BGS would be hilarious, unfortunately I can't think of a single thing to write on the subject.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 01:40 (UTC)
    "Culture Club in the Community" merit badge. That should be a good starting point. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 14:58, Feb 11 2010

    I just realized something...[edit]'re my brother. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 01:29, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

    Nuh-uh! He's my brother! Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 01:45, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
    I've dreaded the day this question would come... Happytimes.gif The preceding unsigned comment was added by Happytimes (talk • contribs)
    Uh oh, did my lil' bro fo'get to sign his widdle comment womment? Awwww... —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 02:01, 10 February 2010 (UTC) ~ Stupid edit conflict(s) (erased my comments).Happytimes.gif
    Heh. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 02:08, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
    So, it's kinda like this...
    I'm more like the blind date your mother went out with & realized there was no chemistry before the appetizers arrived at the table, but found a special kinda bond with, and we've been steadfast friends ever since...
    ...Er, no wait, that's not quite right...
    I'm the step-sibling of...
    ...that's not right either, I don't see myself as a step-anything...
    Cousin., that's not right; right about now...
    Funk Soul Brother!
    ...check it out now;... no, no, that's not it...
    Not uncle, not dad, not kid, not sister, not associate...
    ...not any of those.
    So here it is. I'm like the family friend that's so close to your age group that we spent all our summers together. We shared family vacations in which we learned how to make snow forts, burp the alphabet, and avoid puking on the rollercoaster. I'm like a sibling/cousin to you. We had good times & bad, snuck into movies together, and blew up stuff with fireworks. (You know, all the light-hearted things kids did then that are considered felonies now.) College split us up during the semesters, but I still saw you on every major holiday and every minor semester break. We drifted apart for awhile when you dated that one girl, (bitch!) but once you dumped her it was like old times. Now I see you primarily on the weekends; BBQ at my house this Saturday! You still owe me two dollars.
    (I think that about covers it.)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 02:46 (UTC)
    Yep, just like the olden days...let's go back to those happy times, man! —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:14, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
    Ya, look at the new improved, me!--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 03:29, February 10, 2010 (UTC)


    The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

    Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  05:11, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

    I wanted to let you know I like the tone of what you wrote so far for Creationism. I believe you have a good sense of the writing style agreed to by general consensus. I did, however, redo much of it to fit with the guidelines for the direction of the article. Some of what you wrote was actually the opposite of the consensus. Please read that carefully first (I've read it several times myself just to keep myself on the colonizing track), then continue to write well, be happy and healthy for the glory of Her Majesty, and all that God Save the Queen stuff. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  21:41, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
    I have to read now?!? ... dang.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  11 Feb 2010 ~ 23:55 (UTC)
    Yep. Also that box thing you did at the top of Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project? Cool. Thanks. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:33, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
    You are welcome! (I thought it would lift & separate (and make it pop!))
    Did you see this yet? A gallery would be a good addition to any colonization; maybe? (I'm having some trouble with the generation of ideas... I may just edit later.) I think I may be having more fun by just adding to the program right now.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 03:55 (UTC)
    That's great! I just added it to GUIDELINE FOR CREATING CREATIONISM. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:06, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
    Cool beans!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 04:07 (UTC)
    (P.S. I did read the guidelines BTW, it was just my reading comprehensions that was fail. *grin*  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 04:02 (UTC))
    If there's anything that you think could be clarified, let me know. It may be one of those "well I know what I meant why doesn't everybody else" things. I am definitely open to suggestions! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:08, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
    OK, roger that. I'll let you know if I notice anything. (Probably gonna give it a rest for tonight though.)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 04:13 (UTC)


    Poop throwing monkeys is under a poop attack again, this time on VFD. I added a vote and a comment explaining why it's a good article. "Swing" by and take a look. Aleister in Chains 13:01 12 Feb. MMX


    X Microsoft Knowledge Base Error
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    It appears that there has been a drastic mistake with the talling of votes with the Uncyclopedia 2009 Top 10. Please check the number of votes given to Microsoft Knowledge Base as it can't possibly have gotten as high as it has.

    If the tally still appears to be correct, please restart the internet.


    <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span> 09:10, 15/02/2010


    Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Carebears (again)

    And it is at this point that I go back and wonder if it is worth trying to keep this going to a point where it will become featurable. It is a good filler and means that we have removed a potential vandal target, but beyond that... I'm removing it off my watchlist for now, and leaving it up to you to do with as you see fit. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span> 05:33, 20/02/2010

    I thought the review was good and mirrored some of what I've been thinking on this. (I guess there's something to be said about leaving your rough draft in mainspace though.) This is just one of the many projects I'm working on... I will let you know when I'm done with it & get your opinion at that time... time for a 3rd Pee review I guess.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  21 Feb 2010 ~ 03:03 (UTC)


    C'mon! Give me a vote on VFD to shovel a spade of dirt on {{Q1}}! It's getting lonely! Spıke ¬  01:50 22-Feb-10

    It's like User:I LIKE PIE!!! all over again, *snif*  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  22 Feb 2010 ~ 22:53 (UTC)

    Thanks for your vote! Unfortunately, due to me, your talk page now has two sections named Q1, which means any attempt to guide anyone to either of them guides them to the first. I'd change one, but didn't know which conversation you wanted your vote to key to. Spıke ¬  23:14 22-Feb-10

    Nah, the confusion is good.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  23 Feb 2010 ~ 04:06 (UTC)


    Need something to put into Unsignpost now that UU is otherwise occupied. Have you got any news? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  03:05, 23/02/2010

    Wow! The responsibility boggles the mind... so much so that it went blank. I'll come up with something I'm sure; check back in a few.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  23 Feb 2010 ~ 04:06 (UTC)
    Ok, along with a complete (re)organization of my user space (I know, I know, I've been saying that for months!) I've been planning on spamming the signed up users of the Proofreading Service to be more active after this colonizationCreationism is over. Which might be timely, because the latest unpsycher to sign up is heading for a ban if they don't change their 'too' helpful ways. (Oh and as of 93 edits they already have more user boxes than I, and are well on their way to collecting as much as Socky... I really need to get on the ball and do that myself, starting a cult is hard.
    Oh, and, {{Q1}} is dead. // And Zana Dark Rock Banned herself. // Kingkitty avoids racial slurs (thus far), and wins a bronze metal in Canada, but CheddarBBQ mentions penis, (and why can't I watch hockey instead of the f'ing ice dancing?) // A rebel? writes something funny. // All of the UN-games are marked for death. // etc.
    I think that's about it for my brainstorming for now...? Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  23 Feb 2010 ~ 04:55 (UTC)

    Browsers, video, what?[edit]

    What browsers don't show youtube embeds? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  04:30, 25/02/2010

    Mine.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 04:53 (UTC)
    More specifically, Firefox 3.0.18 ... when it doesn't have all the doodads loaded. Happytimes.gif
    Makes more sense... Firefox doesn't have flash enabled initially and you have to manually add it yourself, and youtube is flash. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  05:35, 25/02/2010
    Yeah, I don't like to be Flashed unless I'm asking for it.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 05:45 (UTC)
    Likewise. In Firefox, under Tools/Add-ons, you can enable and disable flash at will, and the annoyances obediently go away. Spıke ¬  10:25 25-Feb-10
    Not true; I can still reach CNN & Fox News.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 10:27 (UTC)
    I don't mean the annoyances in Washington! just the car commercials. Spıke ¬  10:29 25-Feb-10
    Copy that.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 10:30 (UTC)


    Zowie Colonizer! Our next colonization is announced: BATMAN. As you're one of the few brave enough to take on Batman himself, meaning you volunteered to help do it, you're receiving this special dark knight notice. We are now planning to put together what may well become the greatest superhero of all time! Or maybe a kid who hands players bats. Or maybe.... Get your mind stimulated, flap those fleshy, featherless wings and fly out of the batcave and get to colonizing! (Or if you don't care about this overly-dramatic four-color dialog, just go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project and post your ideas.) Over and out. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  06:11, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

    Imperial Colonization: Creationism and Batman[edit]

    IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on my talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == Your comments == below my signature and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

    The seventh day of Creationism[edit]

    If you haven't heard the rumour, it's true. The new and improved and absolutely perfect version of Creationism has been created. And because it was so perfect, we got it Pee Reviewed so it could be even more perfect. Post-review edits are being done, and will be completed very soon so our colonized version can replace the current Creationism.

    I gave credit on The Big Board to every colonizer who worked on the article (if I somehow missed you, put a note on my talk page). I really appreciate everyone's help; I think we have a great article. If this gets featured, however, I feel that only those who made the more substantial contributions should get co-feature credit. Otherwise, someone could add two words and get 1/2 credit for writing a feature article, which doesn't seem fair. (But note that half a dozen people or more could each get 1/2 credit; that's one of the advantages of being a colonizer as aren't limited by the laws of mathematics). Any opinions on this or anything in this notice are welcome on the IC talk page. Buccaneers traditionally work by group consensus, and I'm all for sharing the blame tradition.

    I'm Batman[edit]

    Our current colonization is Batman. Writing on it begins now. By consensus built over the past few days, this will feature a psychiatrist talking with Bruce Wayne, a delusional Arkham Asylum mental patient who thinks he is some hero named Batman--or is he delusional? See I'M BATMAN for the guidelines for this article.

    Any colonizer is welcome to edit the article! Any non-colonizer who wants to apply is welcome to do so on the Imperial Colonization page. We promise we won't throw you to the sharks. Well, probably not.

    The future[edit]

    We are taking nominations and votes for our next project. As per previous IC discussions, old nominations which aren't in the lead and which haven't received any recent votes will be removed. Check out the current nominations before they fade into history--but an article removed from the list can certainly be renominated. Nominate and vote on the IC page.

    Go forth and colonize! Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:38, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

    Please be careful and don't edit my templates[edit]

    I imagine it was unintentional, but when you posted comments on User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Batman Begins you were changing a template. This means that your comments appeared on every IC colonizer's talk page, which rather screwed up the message. The reason I did this as a template was so that if I found I'd made an error after I'd posted it, I didn't have to go back and change it on 40 or so users' talk pages, I could just change the template. So I reverted your edits back. I appreciate all the help you've given to IC, and I doubt the effect your edits caused was intentional, but please don't do it again. If you want to make comments on the template, please post them at User talk:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Batman Begins. Thanks. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  21:37, March 5, 2010 (UTC)

    Also I just discovered that the template problem was actually probably caused by some stupid idiot who didn't set it up right. So we'll blame him for this. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:23, March 5, 2010 (UTC)

    Ok. *grin*  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  06 Mar 2010 ~ 00:19 (UTC)

    Your work on IC Creationism...[edit]

    is greatly appreciated. However, I need to point out a few things.

    1. This is a minor point, but "body hair & tails" I don't thinks works as well as "body hair and tails"--the idea is this is a "serious" article, and "and" is more serious than "&".
    2. This is a more major point: the quotes are all intended to be accurate and from the King James Version of the Bible. Twice now I've removed the "of the ground" part as it's not in Genesis 1:26. If we were now in 1610 and finishing up the Authorized Version (commonly called the King James Version which came out in 1611), or better yet were the ones who wrote the version they were translating, I might agree with your edit. But we aren't and therefore I don't.
    3. This is a major point: I'm not saying I'm more qualified to do colonizations than anyone else--there's several people who've done many more than me, and have much more experience. But as long as I'm the Big Cheese of IC, I don't want anyone changing the official number of the colonized version but yours truly. Also click on the link that you put as the current version of the article and see where it goes. The next edit of an article seldom is one number higher than the previous edit.
    Thanks for listening. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:17, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

    Ouch! Ok, here is my response.

    1. There are two and's in a row; "...somehow lost their body hair and tails and put on clothes...."; and I often replace one of them with an "&" to pair them up because I think it flows better. Here I put "body hair & tails" together to separate it from "and put on clothes" for clarity. (Sometimes I re-write it and separate it by commas or rearrange it altogether.) This is a stylistic choice that some people love and others dislike. For me my brain halts for a bit to resolve the grouping/pairing of the double anded words. (This, also happens, to me, when there are, excessive commas, in a sentence.)
      Also, I don't see how using an ampersand makes anything seem less professional when used in moderation.
    2. I see your point, it's so important that we keep things entirely factual and not one bit made up. Sarcasm is straight out too! We are the arbiters of knowledge after all!!! --- Seriously, I suspected it might have been a direct quote but I don't think anyone cares... unless someone did an internet search for that direct quote maybe? driving people to Unpsych would be a good reason for that I suppose; Hmmmm.... Anyway, I though at that point of the story we were trying to underline the 'authors' decline in to rambling proof, and I thought that adding the parallel cattle/ground to the birds/air, fishes/sea would be funny. (I still do.) -- Don't worry though, when I go back in my time machine next week to 1610 I'll fix it and we will never have this argument.
    3. As the Big Cheese of IC you think you're so right don't you? Well, when you're right, you're right. My bad. I really didn't know I was fucking things up so bad & actually thought I was being helpful. Sorry. (I'm still a complete noob when it comes to things I haven't bothered to figure out yet.)

    Cheers!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  06 Mar 2010 ~ 02:59 (UTC)
    P.S. I really like the edits you've done since I banged on the article after the Pee Review. You and Puppy fixed all the crap I couldn't figure out (and refined some of the stuff I thought I had.) Stick a fork in it, it's done!

    Yeah, we worked together and stuff which was cool. I think it's a great article, and I'm very pleased with it.
    But while I'm here, one other thing. Whatever happened (or whoever did it--for all I know I screwed something up when I was trying to fix it, so I'm not blaming you or anyone) in connecting Uncyclopedia talk:Imperial Colonization/Creationism‎ to Talk:Creationism created a template loop--that's a bad thing. I don't even move talk pages onto existing talk pages; it takes powers reserved to admins to do without screwing up. Fortunately, I think I patched it together enough that it will keep us all out of trouble. But in the future, you or any colonizer is welcome to edit IC articles, post comments on IC talk pages, etc. But for anything else, everyone should ask me first so I can continue in the delusion I'm important here or something. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:32, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
    I must totally have been a thorn in your side this week. I'm sorry. i'll try not to screw anything else up.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  07 Mar 2010 ~ 10:52 (UTC)
    Ah, don't worry about it. I get told I'm doing something wrong here on a regular basis, so I got to pick on someone else. And I just love picking on dancing bananas. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  14:32, March 7, 2010 (UTC)

    RLY? Thanx![edit]

    RLY? Thanksz!! You are a cool dude, geah!! DJ Mixerr 06:39, March 7, 2010 (UTC)User:DJ Mixerr

    Yea dude your a RLY cooool geah!!! —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 06:43, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
    So R U!Your tottaly RLY kewl 2!!! geah!!!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  07 Mar 2010 ~ 10:51 (UTC)
    I'm an old man and I don't think I approve of this text speech. Mainly because I don't understand it. Geah. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  11:17, 7/03/2010
    You should learn. All the ladies are doing it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:09, March 7, 2010 (UTC)

    For Co-creating Creationism[edit]

    You served beyond the call of duty to help create this colonization for God and Country. Be proud! And accept this 1/2 feature credit.

    Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:16, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

    You have been saved from destruction and for happier times[edit]

    The Godly People at Imperial Colonization thank you for voting for Creationism (rightly featured 8 March 2010), and thus supporting America as The Rightful World Power. May God George God and George bless you!

    On behalf of IC, I thank you for voting your conscience. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  20:49, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

    Your changes to IC[edit]

    "The project page re-directed to the current project"--your suggestion, I like it, it will be done. Also someone (unfortunately I don't remember who) said they really liked the George W. Bush with a halo image you put in to replace the previous one. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:33, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

    I LIKE PIE!!! sighting[edit]

    Thought you might like to know, I may have had a brief I LIKE PIE!!! sighting yesterday. Someone left a note on an article talk page "my name is bob and I like pie", I answered, asking him if he edited the article, and then Mordillo huffed the page. So, like a spirit at a seance, he may still be trying to contact us, his idea of the afterlife. Aleister in Chains 3:08 9.3.mmx

    Sorry for taking so long...ehe...[edit]

    About the template, this time I was sort of thinking of a parody of the

    template (I put the actual template there just so your talk page could be put on the category blocked users. HAH!) This text would be good: 
    All praise and glory be theirs!
    This user has been promoted the the rank of Queen's voter.
    Due to their site-topping talents in voting me for awards, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded.
    Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they wll not be doing anything other than HELPING ME win awards anytime soon.
    If you were hoping they would respond to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is outside of their job description.
    With the template's regular layout. Can you do it? Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:49, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

    Ding! {{User:HELPME/Temples/indefblocked}}  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  15 Mar 2010 ~ 06:31 (UTC)

    Luv uSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 18:36, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

    Where is you???[edit]

    I miss you!  Happypel is here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ 

    In my pants. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:52, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
    Hehe. Heh. You said "Pants." —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 19:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
    Come on, get happy! (from The Partridge Family song about taking drugs. Or something. Although if it was, "Come on, get happy in my pants" it might be about something). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:42, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
    Hello, world, here's a song that we're singin',
    c'mon get happy
    A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin',
    we'll make you happy
    We had a dream we'd go trav'lin' together
    We'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on
    Somethin' always happens whenever we're together
    We get a happy feelin' when we're singin' a song
    Trav'lin' along there's a song that we're singin',
    c'mon get happy
    A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin',
    we'll make you happy
    We'll make you happy,
    we'll make you happy
    Happygonium FUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 05:46, 15 March, 2010 (UTC)
    ...In my pants! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:01, March 15, 2010 (UTC)


    Great additions! I took out a few duplicates, the red links, and some that didn't fit (almost all of the categories fit closely with the page, it's interesting how maybe more fit this one than almost any other on Uncy), and put the last three categories back down at the end, a good place for them to live (I try to make categories form sentences or phrases). Anyway, great work, and now it's a really good repository for category names too. Al 12:04 17 3 mmx

    good work, and if you know of more applicable ones, for sure. And I've added Poop Throwing Monkeys to Votes for Good too, just search VFG. I have no idea why VFG isn't a popular site here, some of the funniest articles I've read have been voted Good there. Al de'chain 2:33 18 3 MMX

    Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank![edit]

    IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on the IC talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == (Your comments) == below my signature, or click the + tab up above, and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

    Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice.

    Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  16:53, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

    You, sir, rock![edit]

    A personal thank you. Chers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:36, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

    Thanks! You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  24 Mar 2010 ~ 06:55 (UTC)

    Could you do a list of UnNews stories with a Religion category? That would save me loads of time. Thanks in advance. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 19:09, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

    Sasquatch poetry reading.jpg Happy Sasquatch Appreciation Day!

    March 24 is Sasquatch Appreciation Day, as decreed by celebutard Sarah Palin. Please join UnNews in celebration at midnight GMT, when something cool certainly will happen.
    Yes! Give me time. (It looks like a WHOLE lot of reorganizing needs to be done on the existing categories too.)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  25 Mar 2010 ~ 02:01 (UTC)

    You rock, sir! Chers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 02:22, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

    Happy as a twit[edit]  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  24 Mar 2010 ~ 06:56 (UTC)

    Comeditarian: George Carlin[edit] It's got an Oscar Wilde quote.

    Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement[edit]

    VOTE DISCORDIAN NOW: We need your vote! On both Creationism and Batman, colonizers who participated came to a consensus on a direction for the article. But on Discordianism, there's been more discord--or at least not a consensus. So we're resorting to (sigh) democracy. Go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/Discordianism#Article_ideas and cast your vote!

    You can vote for one or two, comment on as many as you like, but vote quickly--this is an eleventh hour effort, and we will hopefully have a direction in a few hours. I'll be checking the results sometime around 03:00 UTC of 25 March 2010.

    ARE YOU RETIRED?: Also note that colonizers who haven't participated in any of the last three colonizations will be moved to the retirement list. Quite frankly, I'm doing this primarily because I have to post each of these notices by hand (I don't have a bot, and sure could use one), and it takes a long time to post to the pages of people who are inactive in IC and even on Uncyclopedia. If you're put on the retirement list and want back on the active list, simply post a request on the IC talk page.

    KEEP CHECKING THE IC TALK PAGE: Many important decisions and updates are made and/or described on the IC talk page that are never posted on user talk pages.

    POST COMMENTS ON IC TALK. As usual, if you post them on your talk page, I'll likely never see them.

    WHY'S REPLACEMENT NEED: A special added reminder that I, Why do I need to provide this? aka Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems) , am only interim director of IC and need a replacement. My intention was to lead IC just long enough to get it revived, which is a major part of the reason I took the title Buccaneer Admiral instead of Admiral of the Fleet, which is the official title of the head of Imperial Colonization. I plan to abandon ship retire shortly after midnight (UTC) on Saturday, 17 April 2010. I would really like someone to work with me on the current colonization, and I will be happy to assist whoever replaces me during the transition--I do not plan to leave IC, only retire as head. If you're interested, post a note at IC Admiral of the Fleet needed.

    Happy colonizations! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:17, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

    (Very nice)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  25 Mar 2010 ~ 00:05 (UTC)

    Welcome to the frat![edit]

    Welcome bro, glad to have you at Upsilon Sigma Sigma, we'll be having a party this week at the frat house, so make sure you're there!

    Upsilon Sigma Sigma

    Hope you'll want to participate in April's collab, March was pretty good I think! we'll be nominating a queue list very soon for our collabs. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 03:03 EST 25 Mar, 2010

    Upsilon Sigma Sigma March Newsletter[edit]


    March's collaboration on Nintendo, our first as a group went really well. You can drift on over to check it out in mainspace. Now onto frat business and stuff. First of all, we need to determine as a group a few things in terms of our monthly collaboration; will it really be a 'monthly' collab, or should we not stick to such a rigid timeframe? Secondly, we need to figure out how we're going to determine future collab projects. Currently we're voting on April's project, but we need to decide if we're going to vote at the end of each month for the following month's project, or if we're going to adopt a rolling queue like IC currently has. I'm leaning more towards the rolling queue idea, but I'd like to get a consensus on the subject. In order to vote on this, go here. I would like to take the time to point out that we are not IC; in fact we're kind of the opposite, whereas they take crap and turn it into slightly better crap, we create the crap that people want the most. Along these lines, any member of the frat is encouraged to contribute to each months collab, not matter how big or small. There aren't really any rules in terms of how we tackle these collabs, so the structure will kind of just spring up.

    Ok, the second part of the frat of course is the individual creation of pages from the requested articles list. None of us, myself included, have called dibs on, started, or created any of these pages. I want to stress that this is just as an important part of our group as the monthly collaboration. I hope to make an individual article of my own in April from the list, and I encourage all of you to do the same.

    Third, the lesser third pillar of our group, pee reviewing. I would just encourage you guys if you feel like it to go ahead and do an in-depth pee review or two in April.

    Well, I think the start of Upsilon Sigma Sigma has gone rather well considering most groups don't get off the ground too well here, and it's all thanks to Aleister in Chains and Pelargonium, who both contributed to Nintendo. Without them, I feel the group wouldn't have gone very far, so please pop over to Frat Bro of the Month at some point and give them a shout out. Also, please feel free to browse the various sections of the group (I spent a bunch of time creating the frat page), and be sure to check the news tab from time to time, I'll be updating that regularly. I'm really looking forward to working with you all in the coming months in making some quality requested articles! --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 22:16 EST 29 March, 2010

    Hey there[edit]

    Some stuff... just following orders :) A 03:48, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

    Cquote1.png I fully accept and endorse your application for n00b adoption. Cquote2.png

     Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  02 Apr 2010 ~ 05:11 (UTC)

    So then[edit]

    I guess you would be one to participate in this thing here. In fact go straight to this if you don't need a lengthy exlpanation. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 15:07, April 2, 2010 (UTC)


    sooooo, just out of curiosity, what exactly were the minor things you wanted changed in Nintendo in order to make it more suitable for the front page? --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 03:09 EST 2 April, 2010

    Dunno so much. Copy editing and clean up I guess. Want me to tak a crack at it?  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  02 Apr 2010 ~ 23:21 (UTC)
    YES PLEESE —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 00:11, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
    (I think you mispelt yes.)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  03 Apr 2010 ~ 00:14 (UTC)
    Whops, didnt cach tht/ thx Pellergoneum
    Per the pee review I think the "someone has to come along at the end and make sure all the parts fit together and sound as if they were written by one person" was what was bothering me the most...  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  07 Apr 2010 ~ 07:31 (UTC)


    Give this woman a warm home and she'll bring you hours of fun. Thanks for your vote at Sideboob, appreciated. Al sans chains

    No problem whatsoever, about SoS. It's a permanent project anyway, I'm just glad you're interested in it. If you could drag some others with you it would be even better since there certainly will be enough to write. Also, a chatroom conference might be a good idea at some point when you get some time. Ideas might pop up, general or particular ones. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 05:08, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

    Sounds good to me although I still don't think I 'get' the whole concept. I'll put some brain cells on it in a couple of weeks for sure.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  11 Apr 2010 ~ 23:08 (UTC)
    I think you do get it: it's pretty much the same idea this whole site should revolve around. I just added the concept of a "client" after reading Thinker, faker, spinner, spy, an excellent study of corporate and political spin. I thought the client might work as an extra inspiration for articles since it gives a "reason" to write towards a certain direction: the direction that supports your client's views. I has worked for me in the case of the Bunny- and Edison-serials so far. Of course the whole idea gives out just certain type of absurd serials - but inside of those, there is a lot of room for variation. If you have a look at the finished articles in the said serials you will see that already. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 05:02, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

    VFH Viking[edit]

    Tesla's guitar thanks you for letting it play on the front page. We danced all night! Thanks, Al en chain 19:16 21 4

    You still planning on putting the Viking page up for VFH? --Wilytank 16:20, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

    You know I haven't touched it for awhile and I won't get back to it until next week... if you can wait that long I'll work on it and get back to you.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  17 Apr 2010 ~ 23:36 (UTC)


    You are welcome. I really enjoyed it very much.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  23 Apr 2010 ~ 03:14 (UTC)

    Vote now for Colonisation[edit]

    Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

    As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

    As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

    Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

    PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

    Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

    Thanks for your support[edit]

    ArkhamBatman.jpg Arkham Asylum thanks you for your generous support. Because of donations from dedicated Gotham City citizens like you, we can afford to keep
    Bruce Wayne
    safe from himself for another six months.
    He was also chosen as our
    Featured inmate patient
    for April 24, 2010!

    PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Wednesday, 09:51, Apr 28 2010 UTC

    April Upsilon Sigma Sigma collaboration[edit]

    Thanks for all the hard work last month! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 22:05 EST 1 May, 2010


    Mecca Vice will skip your home[edit]

    "Much thanks for your help in making it better!"

    --Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png 07:16, May 3


    StrikerGoreaward.jpg Striker2117 and
    Al Gore
    thank you for your vote!

    Without you, their theorem
    could not have been featured.

    --Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 00:16, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

    Calling all Uncyclopedia Federal Officer[edit]

    Operations of the U.F.B.I. will once again be working. There shall be changes to some of the things we do (which I'm do not know at the moment) and if anybody wants to add something can talk to meabout it over a nice cup of coffee. In recent times, U.F.B.I. successfully terminated two articles of complete filth, so our progress is going great. Also, put down what ou want to specialize in the group. That is all.--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 21:19, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

    I have a concern...[edit]

    This article, Triple anus,this user, Special:Contributions/Mr.cheesio might have been planning to upload Pornographic, shock, and gore images onto Triple anus. I AM NOT helping that user. I am trying stop him or her from violating our policies. Please help me! That would be great. Thanks. DJ Mixerr 02:35, May 5, 2010 (UTC)DJMIXER.GIF (talk)

    Just revert him by using this key phrase: "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER!"[1]  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  05 May 2010 ~ 02:36 (UTC)
    Seriously though, this is a prime candidate for vote for quick deletion (QuickVFD or UN:QVFD) if I ever saw one. Just drop on by and add it to the page.... the "admins" will take care of the rest.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  05 May 2010 ~ 02:39 (UTC)


    Hey, greaaaatttttt pic on YMSCIHMF! Feature! I added some categories earlier today, you may have more in mind. Nice work. Al sans chains 1:27 6 5 MMX

    Lol! Oh and: YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  07 May 2010 ~ 01:24 (UTC)
    The way my mom can suck a cock those devils are having themselves a greaaaatttt time right about now. Al sans chains 7 5 MMX
    References & Stuff From Above[edit]

    Upsilon Sigma Sigma need you![edit]

    Dear brother of our proud fraternity, we need your vote for Nintendo for April's top 3! It is imperative for the glory of the empire er, frat that we get our first collaboration into the top 3 so we can all jerk off celebrate together about our epic success at the next kegger! Please consider lending your support to your bros,


    The Founder, aka That Asshole 20:40 EST 8th of May

    I'm so happy to be wanted AT LAST!!!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  09 May 2010 ~ 00:42 (UTC)
    We finally took notice of you, but don't get your hopes up that this will be a regular thing :) --SF13 20:58
    Um, now that my watchlist is harder to get to, where is the top three at?  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  09 May 2010 ~ 03:13 (UTC)
    You can get to it from VFH --SF13 23:32
    or here's the direct link now that I think about it lol Uncyclopedia:Top10 10/Apr sf13 10:35 9 May
    Oh I found it alright. Voted too. (See the edit history for the runners up.)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  12 May 2010 ~ 02:21 (UTC)
    P.S. did you ever see my plea for pointsDramaticQuestionMark.png It's on one of those talk pages somewhere. Happytimes.gif

    You were joking?[edit]

    I don't even know where - but I believe you were. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 06:44, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

    For serious? Oh yeah I said something (on some forum or talk page) somewhere like "STFU", or something (& at the same time posted on your page that I was just joking...) just in case you thought I was seriously yelling at you. I wasn't. Cheers!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  14 May 2010 ~ 04:06 (UTC)

    If you have some free time[edit]

    If you have some free time, can you proofread my article HowTo:Part the Red Sea? Hiatus Hernia did a quick look over it, but didn't have time to finish. It's cool if you can't, as I realize that you may be busy. --Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 04:18, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

    I am busy! But I will look over it this weekend whilst on vacation.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  14 May 2010 ~ 04:29 (UTC)
    Man I suck... sorry for the delay...  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  20 May 2010 ~ 03:11 (UTC)
    Done! (Had a far too busy weekend.)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  20 May 2010 ~ 06:08 (UTC)

    Ah. . .[edit]

    You will recognize your language when you take a look at this, and then maybe jump over to Mordillo's talk page, at or near the bottom. Al sans chains 16:21 19 5 MMX

    The Lord of the DANCE![edit]

    Happytimes.gif I may just have to change my userpage now. Happytimes.gif Thanks! Happytimes.gif (The lord doth work in mysterious ways... where would you like your temple?) Happytimes.gif  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  20 May 2010 ~ 01:08 (UTC) Happytimes.gif

    "Parting is such sweet sorrow." said the Red Sea.[edit]

    Black Moses.jpg Striker2117 and
    Black Moses
    thank you for your vote!

    Without you, the
    Red Sea Parting Method
    could not have been featured.

    And thank you for the proofreading, you never know what horible gramatical mis takes i mihgt maek.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 02:38, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

    You are most assuredly welcome!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  27 May 2010 ~ 00:06 (UTC)

    PLS judging[edit]

    I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

    First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognizant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognizant" means.

    Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 12:57 May 24 2010

    A cognizant is the bit of dust that gums-up the little cog-like depression inset along the innards of a self-winding wrist watch yes? (I best be get to readin' now!)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  27 May 2010 ~ 00:13 (UTC)

    Goth (game)[edit]


    I'm the translator of Goth (game) but my english is not so good. Is there anybody to proofread please? I have several questions in the talk page.

    Thanks. Ftiercel 09:32, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

    Hi! I will look at it soon. I will try to help.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  01 Jun 2010 ~ 05:33 (UTC)

    DAMN YOU[edit]

    This thread went unedited for nearly a month and almost died away quietly...but you brought it back up to the surface, where the mad frenzy of editing will continue! A thousand curses upon you, Happytimes! A THOUSAND I SAY!!Pelozurian (talk) 20:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

    Aw shucks!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  01 Jun 2010 ~ 05:33 (UTC)

    UnNews creation page/pages[edit]

    Hey - you mentioned something a while ago about setting up a creation flow that would add a number of different categories into an UnNews article as part of the creation of it. Have you got a plan of what you are thinking of doing at all? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Wednesday, 00:08, Jun 2 2010 UTC

    Very yes. However I've been pretty busy in real life and lately have just been logging in to escape from it. After PLS and this Talk:Goth_(game) I'll be back to it. Did you have any suggestions?  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  02 Jun 2010 ~ 03:02 (UTC)
    Yes and no. I've thought of a few ways to be able to create a page that allows you to choose different options and stuff, but I'm not sure exactly what you have in mind. I'm actually thinking about the way we categorise at the moment in general and trying to work out a better way of doing it, but haven't had the opportunity to put it into practise yet. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Wednesday, 03:20, Jun 2 2010 UTC
    Yeah that's what I was doing (here)... I think we can take a user though auto-adding general categories (region, main sections, etc.) but I think it's really on the user to be super specific once the general categories are done. I was going to do that by providing training as they clicked through the options (by bringing in {{instructional text boxes}}).  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  02 Jun 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC)

    Are You still adopting noobs?[edit]

    Are You still adopting noobs? i just joined.... help From NintenFan 1

    Cquote1.png I fully accept and endorse your application for n00b adoption. Cquote2.png

     Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  02 Apr 2010 ~ 05:11 (UTC)

    PLS judging[edit]

    Yeah. What of it? Have you done it? -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 05:52 Jun 7 2010

    I've figured out the order of who i think did best... working on the reviews.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  08 Jun 2010 ~ 06:07 (UTC)

    Promotion to Commodore[edit]

    Whereas you have helped with five (5) Imperial Colonizations that successfully subdued the wild natives, therefore be your elevation proclaimed. Do we not live in Happytimes? To the Glory of Her Majesty! Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  19:09, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

    Huzzaha's all around!!!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  10 Jun 2010 ~ 01:20 (UTC)

    From Be-my talk page(m)[edit]

    Whatever you feel fit. I was actually thinking something about three or four paragraphs long on a single question, or something like that. Have a look at something like a Dolly talk or letter's to Cleo type of thing. I don't really know as I've only ever done this faux advice column a couple of times myself, and that was when I was in secondary school. Just to give you an idea of the time frame, we didn't have whiteboards, but we also didn't have inkwells. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Thursday, 06:15, Jun 10 2010 UTC

    When do I start?  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  10 Jun 2010 ~ 06:39 (UTC)
    I'm going to be working on something as soon as I have a little more access - I'll let you know. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Thursday, 07:05, Jun 10 2010 UTC
    Awesome.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 02:34 (UTC)
    Access is mine. Can you have something done in the next 24 hours? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Thursday, 03:50, Jun 17 2010 UTC
    Um... what would you like in the next 1:45 before the deadline?  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  18 Jun 2010 ~ 02:05 (UTC)

    Sir?!? Excuse me sir???[edit]

    7079-main.jpg Are you enjoying the flight? Can I get you anything? Fluff your pillow? Cook your taco? Adjust your seating, airflow, overhead light or oxygen? Ok then, I salute you!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)

    Si! La Taco page is off and farting running! Aleister 18:19 12 6 MMX

    Since you stuck up for it...[edit]

    I'm plopping this piece of dreck in your user space. Minimalism is OK, but it needs to be well-executed, and this is just... well, stupid; watch for my upcoming article, UnNews:Revolutionary one act play opens today for my latest take on minimalism. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 21:28, June 12, 2010 (UTC)

    You randomised my day![edit]

    I copied the piece under SoS. It will be the fucking flagship of the office, and at the end of the day, everyone will bow deep before our obvious superiority at writing comedy out of NOTHING! You write, I draw (I might also write a bit on the side). Deal? -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 14:41, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

    Get one other person involved and we have a deal! (Maybe Paizuri or HELPME, they seem to have lots of free time with nothing constructive to do.) Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 16:51 (UTC)
    Trying to. Most often people think of what is wrong with a project rather than seeing its possibilities - but RandomMan is so made of win that even Jehovah himself would participate. Don't stone me for that, I have been stoned several times. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 20:17, June 19, 2010 (UTC)