User talk:Heerenveen

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Hey HV[edit]

I see you've returned for a bit. Plan to stay for awhile or did you just get bored today? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 22:27, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Hey! Originally, it was the latter, crossed with a random wondering of how the place was doing. After looking around a bit though, I got some ideas for writing and such, so I'll probably be around for a bit. –—Hv (talk) 16/04 22:50
I noticed you first, so don't believe Dexter. He's a big poopy.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 22:52, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
That's good. Glad to have someone with class around. Also, I did notice you first, HV. HELPME is a damned liar. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:18, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
I mentioned his appearance first. So FU Dexter.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 23:22, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
I agree with Hep because he's better endowed.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:16 17 April 2010
Now now, I'm sure you all noticed at the same time. So what's new around these parts? –—Hv (talk) 17/04 20:41
Nothing interesting. I somehow got the hang of this "English Language" you pesky foreigners speak, and managed to write some shit that got featured. That's pretty much everything. As I said, nothing interesting... Yeah, so how's Ajax and PSV? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 20:51, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
Wait? English isn't your first language? Shit you type it better than I do.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 01:23 18 April 2010
We should be friends. We both do random maintenance, and our usernames both begin with H and E. Plus, we've both had Orian say sexual things on our talk pages.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 23:30, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
Well if me saying sexual things on a talk page is a uniting factor then really there should be no war.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 01:23 18 April 2010
Can't really disagree with Orian there... –—Hv (talk) 18/04 19:51
That's because I'm right! Dickbiter.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:23 19 April 2010
Dang! I only have the "H" in common. Can we be step-friends?  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  20 May 2010 ~ 02:43 (UTC)
If you want! (I don't have to do anything, right?) –—Hv (talk) 20/05 20:33
Well..., not until you brought it up. Can you buy me some beer? I'll order pizza's & hookers.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  21 May 2010 ~ 03:18 (UTC)