User talk:HerrDoktor/Archive4

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to: navigation, search
NeedABrainUserLogo.GIF Tesla Coil.gif
HD TubeRack.GIF The Lab HD Bottle.GIF Research HD DeerHead.GIF Trophy Room HD Radio.GIF Radio Link
Archived discussion, may-12-2007, may-31-2007.

Is there anything else[edit]

Is there anything else I need to know before you graduate me?

I really don't feel ready yet, but what else is there that you can teach me about?

I would love to make a UnNews page, but I still don't how it works.

Prehaps could me a run down on that.--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 08:50, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Sit down around this campfire while I tell you a old story... hehehe. Well, n00bishness is a state of spirit. I just felt that LBB was enough secure of himself to be, if still not a real veteran (with that cigar, grizzly sideburns and the eye patch), a "freshman", let's say, something as a young officer. If already feel that way, just tell me and you get your badge. Anyhow, if you feature Blandford, I guess I have the obligation to do so. (Sir N00b? That would be a new one...).
UnNews is somewhat easier than a normal article. Write a news style article about a current event or an entirely made-up "occurrence" in a context that news coverage sounds completely absurd (as LBB has done with World of Warcraft). Remember to use the formal, objective, no-nonsense style of wikinews - or push on the sensationalism if you feel like. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 16:24, 12 May 2007 (UTC)


Sorry about not helping out with Threesome very much. I've been busy proctoring and grading final exams. I just thought I'd check out what was going on. I'm not sure that I like the flagellation direction, but I don't know how I would do it. Perhaps end with it going into a rant? I don't know. I'll try and get some work on it done. We'll see. Sorry again. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 23:12, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, I personally have no pretensions for this one and promptly listed it among my assumed "bad articles". After an IP has created an one-liner, I just made something to avoid it getting deleted, as one of my articles linked to it. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 23:31, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

There, I archived my creepy talk page[edit]

Now we can all calm down and stop messing around with the <white> divs....

I just came back from Paris, and I met tons of Brazillians over there. In fact, in one of the flights, I ended up sitting amongst a group of about ten...Say what you say about the country, Portuguese is a gorgeous language! ~ 20:44, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

The Brazilian version sounds like Russian, am I right? Some days ago, I just caught myself hearing people talking in Portuguese without understanding a word they were saying - I was drunk and thinking in English - so I realized this legend has some truth within. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 15:09, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Not sure, I actually know a bit Russian, and it doesn't really sound similar to me. What exactly were you drunk on>!?!?!? Whatever it was I want some...

Oh, a bit late, forgot to thank you for the Stereo VFH.....~ 15:11, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Beer, what else? Despite all the pose, I'm no professional... hehehe. About the article, as always, you're welcome. It took you a long time between your previous one and Stereo, didn't it? -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 15:15, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I have tons of ideas, but no time....damn it....There was a very long one in between, that didn't got noticed at all....I was thinking of self nom....tell me what you think if you got the energy...The Von Stauberg Institute for Extreme Cardiac Stress Tests ~ 15:25, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

You've shown me this one when it was still in you user space. Nice dark comedy, but isn't it supposed to be an UnBook? Neverthless, it seems more than enough for VFH. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 15:34, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Not sure, I never actually published anything on the UnBooks section.......btw, it's based on a real test I had....not a fun experience :) ~ 15:38, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
First person, fictional, literary non-descriptive style... yeah, it's an UnBook. Welcome to the Ivory Tower! -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 15:43, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Damn! And I always thought I was a practical person! ~ 15:45, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
And since when did you Jews stop writing books just to make us feel dull and dumb? :D -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 15:48, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Yeah. I wonder what would that Jew would have to say on that....~ 15:51, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Going a lot off topic, I'm planning a real book. But I am considering writing it directly in English instead of doing so in Portuguese and waiting for a translation. You know, far wider public, more adequate publishers, etc, etc, etc. But that brought me to a stalemate: I'm not writing anything at all, as my English, if enough for communication and some little jokes around here, where people can help me with further edits, is still far away from literaly proficiency. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 16:07, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
What is it about? And you should probably start it in Portuguese and then move along with the translation, better than letting it rest no? ~ 16:11, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Pretensious sci-fi, more to Brave New World than Star Wars. Will not make me rich, for sure... -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 16:14, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
You can never know, some very unorthodox scifi writers got quite known, I hope :). Look at Heinlein, I wouldn't say he is a mainstream writer....~ 16:24, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
There's always a hope, hehehe. By the way, changing the subject yet again, were you serious when you talked about going to Brazil? If so, you will need a cicerone to explain all of this nonsense. But I've made a solemn oath to myself: never placing my feet in Rio. It would take hours to explain why Rio is so despicable. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 16:31, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Hmmm....I am, but it will probably take me some time getting there, because I'd like a long trip in Latin America and not just a week or so, so it'll have to wait. How about you coming over to the holy land? Ever consider that? ~ 14:44, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
Hehehe... I have to admit that... well, no. I'm that kind of atheist that have a Charles Darwin poster hanging over his bed, so you may understand why I don't have a particular crush on Israel. Anyhow I also don't have anything against it. Well, free beer? -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 17:22, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
Well, that's another notion we have to take out of the equation, the majority of the population is secular (the holy land thing is just a nickname). So, a Darwinist wouldn't have a problem wondering around shouting: WE ARE ALL MONKYS! Well, except for maybe Jerusalem....

Going off topic again, how are you with the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy? ~ 17:58, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

I've read 1, 2 and 4, if I remember it right. Not long ago. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 18:00, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
Then you should probably join the mad reskin orgy the two mad Canadians and myself are working on here. ~ 18:02, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
Vogon poetry yay! -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 18:04, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
Oh, specifically I need some help on the trivial. The two templates are user:mordillo/DYK and user:mordillo/DidYouKnow. ~ 18:07, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
Okay, another stuff: the colors. Vogons hate vivid colors. And unnews part: Earth Destruction, Jewel Crab harvest... hmm... -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 18:09, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

N00b nursing Bot (v.1.33 build 7) Auto-Title[edit]

Tory poster.jpg Congratulations

Thank you for voting on Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. You have been awarded a meaningless template which was adapted slightly from an equally meaningless one by another user! You may now feel part of the Evolver Club, even though the writer has no idea who you are and is only giving you this so you vote for his articles again.

Thanks 4 the review[edit]

I am thinking about adding more in between parts in the not cyber parts, but a bit more like a play with some characters. I would also like to add a new Cyber sex conversation.Any ideas? Spatz 19:03, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Now that you're a woman...HELP![edit]

OK, just read the Pee review comments (thank you!) and I need to flush out the problems with the text that you had about the drifting. What can you suggest that I do to right the ship? Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:03, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Very little. You can introduce the religious talk sooner in the article, and try to always keep it very mild. It's not exactly the contemporary fundamentalist talk, but just the way average people saw what was appropriate to a girl back in the fifties. You may also improve the article a little by you giving stronger reasons for such conservative suggested behavior - talk about the "dissidents", beatniks, trailer park girls and single mothers (the horror, who would marry them? Who would feed them?). By the way, your article is on VFH now. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 02:09, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Much Better[edit]

Feels more complete now, liked the new ending :} Spatz 04:22, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

So raise the grades, hehehe! -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 04:23, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

So be it[edit]

(See Title) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Spatz (talk • contribs)

Thankya. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 04:27, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

P.S: Ingratitude?? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Spatz (talk • contribs)

Leatherboundbooks was my adoptive n00b. Check his and my userpages. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket.gif [scream!] 04:28, 17 May 2007 (UTC)


I like that NAB character, bring him back!!! ~ 14:34, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Still here, silly. NeedABrain was just Herr Doktor's condition. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 14:39, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
And I grew very tired of hearing the same lame joke: "Duh, you need a brain! (ice cream on their head)". -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 14:40, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
You're not fooling anyone. I've got my eye on you. The other one, too. /me stares. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:11, 17 May 2007 (UTC)


I know he's annoying... but we can't do that really since we can get done for it ourselves, so I've deleted it (on a personal note though HAHA) -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:46, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

I think the wanker is somewhat doing a job for us finding all those proxies. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 01:47, 18 May 2007 (UTC)


Thank you for graduating me, but I might come back every so often if I need help (I still haven't got total confordence here). My friends say I'm about as hard to get rid of as a hotdog praisite so I guess your stuck with me.--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 06:59, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Mi casa su casa. Always welcome! :) -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 07:02, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

My Chemical Romance[edit]

Per your tagging for a hard, merciless, cutthroat total rewrite, I gave it a shot. I really, really, really don't expect it to last two hours without being "improved" by the same types of numbnuts who were there before. It may be funny, it may not. When I rewrote Calvin and Hobbes last year I only thought it was sort of quasi funny, but then in like a day it was VHF'ed and wound up in the top 10. Sometimes I hit... sometimes I miss. --Nakedman 13:55, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Brilliant! I just didn't put it in Template:Recent for you because I'm using my new user account so I'm treated like a noobie (semi-protection applies to me). Put it on Pee Review as well. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 17:11, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
I don't know anything about the Template:Recent thing. Looks like I can only view the source myself. But I will do Pee Review. --Nakedman 17:50, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

I apologise for changing it... I was annoyed. And yeah know, Im pretty crap at this... but hoping someone will rewrite the old article. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Disenchanted-Rose (talk • contribs)

It's listed for QVFD. Work it out a little, place images and links, make it look like a wikipedia article. Even if its humor still doesn't light the spark, it will not be deleted and other people can continue your work. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 21:01, 23 May 2007 (UTC)


If you go on User:The Uncle/sig, there is a fairly rubbish signature-in-progress sort of thing going on - why doesn't it appear here?-- The Uncle knows where you live 19:55, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Wait, sorry, it does!-- The Uncle knows where you live 19:55, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Hint: copy other user's sig and change the colors, pícs and (for Xsake, don't forget this part) links. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 19:57, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, I'll try...-- The Uncle knows where you live 19:58, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks ever so much![edit]

Just wanted to again thank you for your VFH Nom and Vote on UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman. Kisses, good karma and hugs! Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:03, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

I'll be waiting for a template when it gets featured, hehehe. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 02:38, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

By the way[edit]

Incidentally, why are there some uneditable pages?-- The Uncle knows where you live 20:36, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

There are fully-protected pages, editable only by admins, and semi-protected, editable by registered users with more than one week on uncyc. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 20:40, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

The Bot[edit]

I'll look into getting it flagged as a bot, if it still has the confirmation then it'd require hacking MediaWiki up to make it possible, and Wikia won't go with that -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:51, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. I guess Wikia staff probably has a solution for authorized bots or else any bot would be unviable with this purposedly anti-bot feature. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 19:53, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank You[edit]

Sorry I'm late here is your tea--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 10:51, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Cheers! And remember, now you are Sir That Guy Huffed Me! -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 16:32, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Finger cymbals for you[edit]

PPCelebatoryPose.jpg Prettiestpretty dances for your pleasure!
For voting on Now That You Are Almost a Woman

Now go out and get in touch with your feminine side!

Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:03, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

I've seen this before, is it my impression? -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 05:08, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
You are most certainly dimpled! Making boxes are so not my talent, but opening juice boxes I excel at. If you'll excuse me, I have some ankle bites to attend to... Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 11:57, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
No problemo. I'm just wondering that if this was Second Life I could earn a living as a box designer. See bellow, Slifer's one... The only sad thing in this is that I pretend to be a mad scientist while in fact I'm an interior decorator. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 14:31, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm Confused[edit]

Help me agian plz lol -- Spatz 00:43, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Find or upload a very small picture, preferably a gif (animated or not) or png. Or leave your sig with not pics at all. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 00:44, 24 May 2007 (UTC)


Thanks. Spatz Plasma Ball.gif [TAH VIOCES!!11!.] 02:47, 24 May 2007 (UTC) and yes I am republican, but the flag isn't made of Plasma...

I'm just not sure if this image won't get you problems with our sig patrollers. But do as I told you and place whatever you want at your sig page instead of placing the code on "nickname" field. It's better when you see the code. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 02:50, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

I think I got it[edit]

Spatz Plasma Ball.gif [Speak.]. 03:15, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Okay, in case they don't like the plasma ball, upload another tiny pic. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 03:16, 24 May 2007 (UTC)


For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!

Sliffy thanks you!
I so totally stole this box

Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 11:57, 24 May 2007 (UTC)


Congrats on yet another featured page. I'm just here to say I'm going to Nominate you for Writer of the Month next month. I am Nominating you not out gratitude, but I'm am going to nominate you cause your a great writer. I'm sure if I don't nomitnate you someone else surely will. Good Luck. Yours forever and ever and ever--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 13:19, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

(Blush) Well, if you think so... But it's up to the people decide. The only ellection I won in my entire life was in 8th grade, for class committee vice-president, hehehe. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 19:51, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz has something to say[edit]

<nerd>It's better to burn out than to fade away</nerd>

~ 15:01, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

C is for...[edit]

Newcookie.gif User:The Thinker has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

...because you seem to get my article's underlying satire as well as its face value. Oh, and for voting Ups on it. Thanks pal. :) --THINKER 20:17, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I forgot to ask[edit]

...For access to your Sckr Bot. Seems a very handy tool. Bip. Bip. ~ 21:11, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm sending the password to your e-mail, okay? -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 21:13, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Lovely! ~ 21:14, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
You may also add its .js to your own .js and turn into a cyborg like me. Pay attention to recent changes... -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 21:15, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
I did notice that. But that seems a bit...abnormal....:) Did you write the JS yourself? ~ 21:17, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Yup, I was a programmer before turning into a journalist. Well, by my thematic user page, it seems coherent for me turning into a bot, aint it? -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 21:19, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
You have a point! I love what you did with your random sig, btw. Speaking of which - a few years back I studied Java for a year, and wrote a system for a Pizza place as a project. It was all good when you tried to order a Large pizza OR a pizza with olives topping. However, order a large pizza WITH olives - the whole damn thing crashed. And I couldn't find the reason for it! I decided then and there, that apparently programming was not for me...~ 21:23, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Hehe! I'm a Cyborg! I'm actually thinking of copying the entire JS under my space, just so I could change the edit summary to "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED" ....~ 21:42, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Be my guest, it's freeware. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 22:07, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

The Hunt[edit]

My friend The Hunt would love to know if your free to adopt him. He has writtern one page, Political wars of 2008. Which I thought was very enjoyable. --SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 11:57, 27 May 2007 (UTC)


Boy, you must have screwed up really bad to have this given to you... naw, just kidding.

Orange cow.jpg Doug Memorial Cow Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award
Orange Cow
Just because I felt like it.

The.original.joe.shmoe blahSelfportrait.jpgMUN governor!!

Alert! Alert! Cyborg Malfunction![edit]

It seems that I have some problems with the bot JS. It goes only through one cycle and then stops...Any ideas? ~ 21:25, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, it worked fine with firefox You can't do anything with the window in which you started the process (or else, by reloading the window, you restart the javascript). Make a simple test: if you press ctrl+K again, it should display the "stopping" message. If it asks for a new target, that means the process was restarted. If you want to continue working normally, open a new window and left one reserved for the automated function. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 15:34, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm...OK. BTW, another thing happened with it last night. Take a look at Nazi. At some point my cyborg part actually blanked that page. How embarrassing....~ 15:43, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, the bot simply reverts the target's last edit. If he/she blanked the page and after added a silly comment, the bot will revert to the blank version. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 15:51, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
Perhaps you should ask Olipro for help on how to make the bot do a rollback instead of a single revert. Or you could work it out yourself. Also, the bot appears to have blanked Nazi for no reason whatsoever. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:56, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Huntsie makes a house call[edit]

Hey HeerDokter, I need to be adopted and my close, close, 'close' friend That Guy Huffed Me has recommended me to you. If you don't wanna, I'll probably run crying to my mummy. Also, what did you think of my article? Well????? Answer me!!!--The Hunt 03:42, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Hang on, kid, I'm going to your page later. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 04:42, 30 May 2007 (UTC)


And now, an even nicer template for the same article! Thanks man. :) --THINKER 18:28, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Welcome To HuntLand![edit]

Thanks for that HerrDoktor, I'll take what you said into deep consideration. I must admit, even for a first timer that article was fairly dismal. Do you reckon you could read The grim repairman? It's one I'm working on at the moment and I'm afraid it's worst than the infamous Political Wars...if such a thing is possible.The Hunt 07:45, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Don't bend like this just for criticism. Take in account that people commented they have liked the idea of political wars, despite considering the article still sub-optimal for a front page featuring. What they meant is that you had a good start but still need to get it rid from those old clichés that almost everyone who enters here thinks to be the hot stuff at the first sight. Use your imagination to bridge the gaps and keep on working - don't abandon your stuff. I think it has the potential to be feature-worthy once cleansed. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel Rocket.gif [scream!] 07:52, 31 May 2007 (UTC)