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Good day, sir[edit]

I was strolling through Special:Recentchanges and happened to come across the edit you made to 30 roc and the edit summary you quite expertly attached to it. Don't be shy about making edits to pages, the vast majority of the articles could use a makeover anyway. Also, the rewrite was quite good. If you're considering becoming a regular editor here I'd recommend checking out Adopt-A-Noob and getting adopted so somebody can show you the ropes. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:37, 30 April 2008 (UTC)


Thanks for reviewing Brick Wall! The stuff after 30 Feet Away is essentially focused on parodying Red light, but I'll try and add some more satire about the American car to make sure that part can stand on its own. --THE 23:51, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Pee Review/User:PF4Eva/Mr. Nice Guy[edit]

Hey Hyperbole! Very good review: I especially like the worked for me/didn't work for me dichotomy of the humor section. The only thing I'd suggest is trying to not to use you so much in reviews. Because stuff like "it seems like you started writing it with very little plan for what it was going to be." may discourage, incense, or even discouragely incense authors who--especially at the receiving end of a low-scoring review--may feel like they were appraised and consequently feel attacked. Besides, it's difficult to imagine "it seems like you started writing it with very little plan for what it was going to be." elicitng the most sedate and positive response from a reviewee. Once again, very good review! Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 15:28, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Pee Review:Ex-Lax[edit]

Can you ICU that article? Oh by the way, in Soviet Russia Articles ICU YOU! 23:49, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

About that review (Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Ex-Lax). Man, while I don't exactly disagree with your sentiments, that was a bit harsh. While it's not a good article, just giving a critical review isn't quite what we're after - we try, where possible, to encourage people in the right direction. So: a couple of lines about how most writers at Uncyc start out writing stuff like this; the optimistic thought that it is possible to improve; a nudge in the direction of HTBFANJS and UN:BEST to help them get the idea of what we're after; and a cheery sign off wishing them good luck or something. That's generally a good approach to consider, anyway. Generally, encouragement is the way to go, wherever possible! However, this is the only issue I've seen with your reviewing thus far on the site, so thanks for helping out, and keep up the good work! Tatty byes! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:21, May 7

That review was a tough call for me. I mean, of course I understand the importance of encouragement - everyone's going to make a few mistakes their first time around. On the other hand, Ex-Lax embodies absolutely everything an article shouldn't be - and judging by the weird flood of IPs surrounding it (the IP who wrote it, the IP who first "reviewed" it and was reverted, the IP who asked me to ICU it), I suspect we're all just getting trolled, here. --Hyperbole 14:47, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
Well, if in doubt, on first offense, give a nice review anyway - you can slap an ICU on it but explain it's there to give them 7 days' grace to improve it before it gets deleted. If it is trolling, odds are they'll lose interest and when the ICU gets deleted. But on the chance that it's not trolling, it's best to make them feel welcome - we're trying to attract users, not scare the bejaysus out of 'em! ;-) Anyway, that's my attitude... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:17, May 7

Fourth Pee Review-related post in a row. TAKE HEED![edit]

I observe that you have succeeded in making quite the name for yourself out of the "lower classes". Well, not really, but you know what I mean. While I generally try not to associate with you peasants, I do feel that perhaps you may be worthy of receiving somewhat of an "upgrade" from the squalor in which you so humbly appear trapped within. To that purpose, I, Boomer, Captain Catheter of the People for the Evaluation of Excrement and Influencing Nominations for Greatness, do formally extend an invitation to the great society of PEEING. Should you choose to accept this offer, please place your signature under the sub-heading "Fresh Stains" beneath the "Members" header. Should you choose to reject this offer, well, screw you anyway! Good day! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:45, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

I'd screw 'im.   Le Cejak <May 12, 2008 [13:55]>


Keep on noobin on! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:31, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

Good to see you still here and turning out awesome stuff --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 09:19, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

Imagine me and You[edit]

set to the tune of The Turtles classic hit Happy Together

Imagine me an you

I do
I think about you every night
it's only riiight
to think about one who pees
and one who wriiites
So happy tooogetheeer.
I can't picture a noob of the month thats not me
unless it's youuuu!
Really is a shame we both can't win
You know it's truuue.

I must say this NotM race has been really fun. I am glad we showed up around the same time to help class this joint up (if big brother is watching, I am kidding, don't kill the noobs). I read most of your work and must say HowTo:Throw a Fireball is hilarious (found myself practicing immediately). Hope you take the time to read through my work, you might enjoy it (I've noticed we have very contrasting styles). Good luck on the rest of the NotM race. --Cheapinitreal 23:10, 22 May 2008 (UTC)


Have you gone on a bwutiful holiday or something? You haven't contributed for ages, and I'm worried! You've helped Uncyc so much, I hope you haven't gone away for good! - [08:58 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Hey YTTE! Sadly, bad things are happening. Bad things. But I will return. --Hyperbole 22:15, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
Okay, I guess that's good and bad. Bad that bad things are happening and good that you'll be coming back. And I'm very sorry to hear about the bad things. - [08:30 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Thank *you*[edit]

Hmm, this could go on forever. Anyway, cheers! I love that article; at least, I think it has some real potential. If we keep chipping away at the coal, there's bound to be a diamond underneath somewhere. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:45, 4 June 2008 (UTC)


The more I read your work, the more I love it. Would you like to be adopted? (ie. you ask me random questions, I answer them) because I feel, if you stay on and keep writing, you are a shoe in for WotM one day. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 16:51, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

I wanted to adopt Hyperbole too (to claim all his glory and success was down to me), but by then I was already full up! :-( I'm content though... He would never have accepted me, anyway! /me beams happily - [16:59 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise


Thanks for my reviw and paticulalry the proof read which is far from anything you had to do. i will try to work on your review-however I will say that it has been written with fans in mind as opposed to VFH which I am scunnered with;)--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:35, 5 June 2008 (UTC)


-- 04:33, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

Top of the morning to you, too, sir! --Hyperbole 05:09, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

Just wondering if you could give me any tips on this article I'm writing, conpitalism. --The Truth of Matheus 05:26, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

Well, my first tip is: read the article Capitalism. It seems to me that the concept of conpitalism, right now, is that it's an article about capitalism. So if it isn't better than the pre-existing article Capitalism, it has no reason to exist. Either come up with something more clever than that article; or simply edit that article instead of starting a new one; or change the concept of "conpitalism"; or write something else. Good luck! --Hyperbole 05:33, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

Another Thanks[edit]

Thanks for urinating on Morley, West Yorkshire - it was really useful. It makes perfect sense that most of the locally relevant jokes wouldn't be got - I'll have a look at how I can make them a little more obvious without being too 'in your face'.

Egg chasing - you're the current Olympic champions, you know! --Gladstone 08:51, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Welcome to the order.[edit]

Gratz on the CUN-age and whatnot. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:17 Jun 10

Thanks, SysRq! Oh, glorious day. --Hyperbole 18:18, 10 June 2008 (UTC)


Ok, so I got my article pee reviewed by someone else (SysRq) but, I don't agree with his opinion. Can u tell me what u think now? U don't have to go in-depth. And could u give me a couple tips on improving it. I now SysRq is an expereinced Uncyclopedian, but I just wanted your opinion. Thanks and Cheers-Bobofosho2 21:12, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

A Super Thanks to you[edit]

Thanks for the votes on NotM, and VFH. I like to see I don't suck. On a different note, I was a bit too n00bish to figure out how to vote back then, but your Turing Duck Test made me laugh hard multiple times. I was getting some weird looks at work. Seriously, the article is awesome. [[The Woodburninator 20:46, 20 June 2008 (UTC)]]


Yes, for your selfless commitment to giving others the benefit of your opinion on Pee Review, you have earned this:

(award moved to my Trophy Case)

Place it wherever you want it. And thanks for the help! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:16, Jul 4

Solid Snake Pee Review[edit]

I reviewed that article of your's loooong ago, and i was wondering if u agreed w the review?-Bobofosho2 23:47, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

Honestly, Bobo, it was a really short review. There wasn't a lot in there to agree or disagree with. --Hyperbole 01:45, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Awww, does Hyperbowe have low sewf asteem?[edit]

I responded to your thank you on my talk page, this is about VFH. May I recommend not watching them, in other words, not putting them in your watchlist? Maybe vote on other articles, or just leave VFH totally alone and focus on making other good articles. That's been a trick of mine for a while so that I don't get depressed. let's see if this makes you feel better:

  • I don't understand your math. It may be fuzzy. Apparently math is just another thing I'm bad at. I'm going to go listen to My Chemical Romance and cut myself. --Hyperbole 17:56, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
It's based on how many features they've gotten, you emo twit.   Le Cejak <17:58, 05 Jul 2008>
Oh, it's all clear to me now. My understanding is like a dawning ray of sunlight in my dark, dark bedroom. Unfortunately, I have to move out of its way, because I'm pretty sure I'm a vampire. At least, I should be a vampire. In a just world, I'd be a vampire. Then I wouldn't have to take all this bullshit from my mom. --Hyperbole 18:11, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
Make that 46.5 that voted for! - This Is Just A Tribute To The Greatest Sig Of All Time! [18:10 5 July]
W00t! --Hyperbole 18:11, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

I made this for you[edit]

(award moved to my Trophy Case)

Well, you are the first to receive it anyway, I will not be giving this award out easily... Congratulations on all your great stuff of late. It's awesome that we have just managed to lure another great writer like you into our cult Uncyclopedia... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 00:42, Jul 9

Well, many thanks, MrN9000! This will look excellent in the trophy case I haven't made yet. --Hyperbole 01:13, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Just try not to get sacked from your job in the meantime... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 01:17, Jul 9

Thanks and all![edit]

Yeh...hi Hyperbole. Sorry, I've been really lazy and can't be bothered with the whole template thing. Well actually, this is a template...I'm just substing it in. It's just as generic and unpersonalised as a template, so don't worry about that! Anyway thanks and all for voting for this. Erm,'s on the frontpage! Woo! Also I created a tribute to it, after some talks with Hypeybole. Anyway, thanks again, Hyperbole! - [08:52 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You're welcome! But did you just send a message to a dozen Uncyclopedia editors, calling me "Hypeybole"? --Hyperbole 08:57, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Erm *cough* *Curses my laziness for not reading the template through and my utter laziness* *Curses subst*. Yuh, Hypeypbole's my nickname for you. Everyone knows that. *Tugs at collar* - [09:07 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Ahh! Now I have yet another p in there?? --Hyperbole 09:11, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Naturally, Hyppepypbole. - [17:54 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Maybe you need to archive your page?[edit]

Generally, it's not looked on well to remove stuff from your talk page. Oh, I know it's your talk page, and you can do whatever you want to it, but actually removing stuff from it like you just did is not something we generally do. Generally. (General). Maybe tis time you archived it anyway? I'm sure it will be full of even more shit soon enough anyway. Oh, some foo just nominated ya artikel for VFH again... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 18:13, Jul 10

Hey, MrN9000 - I didn't delete it, I just moved anything award-like into my new trophy case. Which is an archive, of sorts. Or is even that a faux pas? (You didn't really think I'd delete your "hats off" award, did you?) --Hyperbole 18:15, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Now, that would make you mad as a hatter. Um, yea... It's not "good form" to remove "anything" from your talk page really. If someone posts vandalism, then obviously remove it, but otherwise it's probably best to leave things as they are... Some people are fussy about this kinda thing... Some people... << I fixed that stub the other day... ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 18:23, Jul 10
Damn it... but trophies go in the trophy case! Two copies of every award... well that's just madness. I don't know, I wouldn't want to remove any actual talk from my talk page, but "Hey, thanks for voting on my article" templates seem like they should be filed. For fuck's sake, I work as a secretary. Not filing stuff goes against everything I stand for. --Hyperbole 18:26, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Mmm...morals. - [18:29 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Ahh, a secretary... You would understand the importance of a paper trail then... Maybe people might think that it's actually a fake award, and that you did not really win it! Everyone is after one of those awards you know, and there are forgeries all over the place... Hea, am I nagging? Oh, I love nagging. Did you remember to fix Unification theory yet? HeHe... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 18:32, Jul 10
Nagger, please! If anyone wants to find out if Gavin the Tyrannosaurus really thanked me for helping get him featured, they're welcome to pore through the history of my talk page by candlelight. Because that's exactly what they deserve. I put like 10 minutes into Unification theory. It still sucks. --Hyperbole 18:50, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Testing my new sig[edit]

I don't see a sandbox, so why not do it here? talk 19:04, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Holy bloody fuck, a sig. *begs your pardon* - [21:05 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

For Oscar's Listcruft[edit]

I think you've earned this fair and square

Jew.gif This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

~ 21:20, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Hooray!! Being a goy was so tiresome. Time for me to find some clay and make a dradle! talk 21:24, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
....buh buh...honary? *sniffles* Meh? What about me? *enjoys stealing Hype's attention* I'm half Jewish and since you adopted me, Mordillo, doesn't that make me a whole Jewish? *sniffles* Oh hey, Hypepybole, and how are you? - [21:27 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Well OK...[edit]

“Well, if I ever see an expression of political ideology that's funny, I'll let you know. I am interested in registering with the MrNPants Party, however.”

How about Battle of the Sexes or The Color Problem? They are both "political" in-fact, I don't think I have written much which was not... As for the MrNPants party, I'm sorry. You are not pants enough, and also fail for not being MrN. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 12:23, Jul 12

What about the NotMrN, NotPants Party? I think its kind of snappy. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 14:19, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Hea, can I join that? Oh. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 14:21, Jul 12
We must be talking about two things, MrN - I don't see a partisan ideology being promoted in Battle of the Sexes or The Color Problem at all. Not even a little bit. I don't see anything that suggests that either Republican Evangelicals or secular Democrats are fucking morons. Yes, of course feminism and race are political issues, but these articles are just silly. And in the case of the former, also sexy. But they don't come down on one side of an ideological divide like a sledgehammer. So, yeah, obviously that stuff is good. It's stuff like, for example, Socialist Alternative that I have a problem with (and I actually convinced that author to tone the rhetoric way down, via Pee Review). talk 17:33, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
/me hugs Hyperbole (in a very masculine and completely not homosexual manor)... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 17:41, Jul 12
Also, you must be even just a little bit slightly impressed with my whoring skill above... HeHe... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 17:42, Jul 12
It was impressive, but having already read them, it was like getting my own sloppy seconds. You did take me back to your masculine and heterosexual manor, though, so at least I got something out of it. :) talk 17:49, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
You MANNER you! (I wrote a lot of that also). If spel chequers had not been invented, I would still be in schol... Probably playing naughts and crosses... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 17:56, Jul 12


Thanks for the comments, I've cleaned up a lot of the areas you mentioned. It's a little more consistent, less repetitive, stupid, and generally easier to read. (I think.)

A lot of this will be funnier if you know a lot about the genre. There actually was someone named Quorthon who created Viking metal and Black Metal, so its sort of an in-joke. And yes, there really is Nazi black metal. Mattfca 14:24, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Awesome! Yeah, articles are generally funnier if you know a little more about their subject. Glad the review was helpful, and sorry I was getting so frustrated by the IPcruft by the end :) Cheers! talk 17:24, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Out little ditty[edit]

Hey, I've got an even better idea than the funk song (though the funk song is still an excellent idea and could also be done later). Can you do this sort of song?:

Trust me, my idea is in no way an imitation of this song; just stylistically similar. Also, do you have AIM? --THINKER 04:49, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Hey Thinker! I've never taken a stab at that style but I could probably fake it. Sounds like a bunch of jazz chords and a really bad EQ. I don't have AIM - I use Yahoo! messenger. Looking forward to seeing what you've got! talk 17:49, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Lara Croft Pee Review[edit]

That's for the Pee Review, Hyperbole, your specific comments will help me edit Lara Croft to a damn fine article.

I have a question, however: in the review, you mention the yo-yo-ing between Lara as an actual person and Lara as a fictional character. Reading over the article, I see what you mean, and I have decided to take your advice to change the article to be about one or the other, but I'm not quite sure which it should be. I was hoping you could help me out.

Much thanks, again!

--Sugarandfluff 00:36, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Altair review[edit]

Hey I read your review on my article. How do you do those templates? And how could I really fit those pictures in the article?


And the rings on your shoulders do NOTHING --So So 13:24, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

What?? Those are my CHARMPOINTS!!! talk 16:35, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

hot dog ghostcar award[edit]


QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ!!!!   Le Cejak <22:18, 19 Jul 2008>

Unnews bannination[edit]

Your friend Evan got himself banned today, I think you're safe for now :) ~ 11:39, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm sure you can imagine my jaw-dropping surprise. Thanks for all your help! talk 14:44, 21 July 2008 (UTC)


Hey, thanks for voting for me as this month's n00b! I assure you it's a wise choice. --mrmonkey72 16:02, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Tony and Ludo thank you![edit]

Sudoku roll.jpg Splendid, what!

UU would like to express his gratitude for you vote on UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies. Therefore, please accept a free gift of Sir John Obvious-Suspect's latest innovation - Sudoku toilet paper, for those mornings when you know you're gonna be in there ages!

Interesting you mention the intro (particularly as Mr Dillo's put it as the only bit showing on the front page!) Anyway, that was added in response to two reviews, both of which said they weren't sure how the hell to take it, so I added some preamble to explain it. So while it's not the strongest bit of the article, hopefully it sets people up to read the rest of it properly! Anyway, that's more information than you needed. All you needed was to be thanked, and I've done that, so I'll be off. Pippings! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:08, Jul 28

you're a dick[edit]

HowTo:Whore your article on VFD <- I saw what u did thar: You insinuated that being mean to me would make me the insulter popular, we-he-hell, jokes on YOU!!! YOU BASTARD!! I'm serious this time: I will eat your articles.   Le Cejak <18:55, 28 Jul 2008>

I have no idea what's going to happen with that nom. My hat goes off to Hyper on this one though. Possibly the single finest piece of dickery I have ever seen on Uncyc. That's something considering I know Cajek. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 19:03, Jul 28
Huh, and here I expected a more strongly-worded death threat... talk 19:05, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

added a bit to your page[edit]

I stuck a small paragraph in the discussion page for Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you. maybe you'd consider it for inclusion in the page itself? Sorry if this isn't how we do things around here or if I should have just added it to the page myself but I'm newish and don't know the etiquette LordWolf 06:14, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Seems like something that could be integrated into the "crippled until you buy something else" paragraph. I'll have a closer look tomorrow. Cheers! And as for the etiquette, the fact that you're trying to show any etiquette at all puts you way ahead of most of us... talk 08:10, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Don't vote for my dog[edit]

I've had a bit of tinker, I've fixed the Audio, and tided the prose and format up, I don't know why you want the TOC (I've never used it). I've moved the audio up to the top - you should be able to move it down providng you keep the three breaks. If theres anything more, just leave note. I reckon it's getting there:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:28, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks, Sycamore! Much appreciated. talk 20:41, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
Shit! I just voted for your dog! Sorry dude. I'm a bit out of practice with the whoring... Looks like Gerry has done a fine job of writing an article about the Whorehouse... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 21:04, Jul 30
Thanks, very discretely done. I was kinda hopping for a poof read... :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 21:11, Jul 30
You were actually hopping, you were that excited? Tapping your hand in excitement is the furthest you can go in the realms of sanity, but hopping? You actually got up and hopped??! - [21:40 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
poof. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 04:43, Jul 31

Muey Muey Thanks[edit]

Hey hyperbole thanks a ton for the complete proofread of my Ventura, CA article. That was really nice of you, thanks again.-Bobofosho2 04:40, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

I love you![edit]

I do! - [19:36 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I Love You More![edit]

Peeing dog.jpg Thank you, Hyperbole, for voting Orian57 your Reviewer of the Month. However the egotistical beast that you have now unleashed is not grateful and meagrely expected the vote but would like to give you a condescending pat on the head.
Good girl/boy
Thanks for voting!

No really, you're one of the best (next to me obviously, but miles ahead of Yettie). SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 08:53 1 August 2008

I undying love you![edit]

Now I've confessed my undying love for you. - [20:00 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

...madness. Madness! talk 20:00, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
This way he won't notice. - [20:03 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Oh I've noticed alright. My PI keeps tabs on you. And Hyperbole, after I nominate you for the prostigious RotM award and everything. I expect it from you Yettie but Hype I am dissapointed. You're both dispicable. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 05:27 2 August 2008 (With help and assistance from his minder - [08:33 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie)

Dear Mr. Bole[edit]

Uh, the User:Hyperbole/Rock lobster you entered into the PLS is the same as the original... is there a past version, like prior to the PLS or something? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 11:37, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Yes. I explained that a little bit on the main PLS entry page. The past version was put up for VFD, so I started writing a new one in my userspace. Then the main article was deleted, so I copied the one in userspace into mainspace. Then I realized I wanted to enter it into the PLS, but I didn't think it would be worth trying to get the mainspace version re-deleted, so I just left it. talk 14:17, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, I asked sannse to restore it, no problems --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:23, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
I read Schindler's Listcruft for the first time - lets just say IT FUCKING ROCKED :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 16:36, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
Glad you enjoyed it! talk 16:37, 12 August 2008 (UTC)


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thanks, you had some great ideas i can't wait to try out. however, extreme minus points for getting the song 'london bridge' (or whatever it's called) severely stuck in my head. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:12, 14 August 2008 (UTC)


Yo, thanks muchly for the most thorough review of an article I've ever had. It (Homage to Catatonia) needs clarifying and trimming, such was the gist I got. --Knucmo2 23:32, 15 August 2008 (UTC)