User talk:Ionas Freeman

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My name is Ionas Freeman and I am an 11-year-old student from Las Vegas, Nevada. My interests are syntax, Tibetan resistance movement, ancient civilisations, politics, and radical social movements. I am also interested in the Mumia Abu-Jamal case (a racially- and politically-motivated false accusation against a journalist, former taxicab driver and Black Panther party activist). I enjoy the nature of wikis (because they're open to anyone) and free content, simply because the project members care about freedom!

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
es-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español.
de-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.

Contact me

There are several ways to contact me. It depends on the level of importance (i.e.: do not contact me by email for your userpage design).

  • For a non-urgent, simple message (e.g.: userpage design, response to a comment, et cetera.): contact me by leaving a message below.
  • For private correspondence that either 1) contains personal information, or 2) requests something private that I can't discuss here, contact [email protected]
  • For urgent correspondence, please message me at Special:Emailuser/Ionas_Freeman.

My phone number

I will not release my telephone number for urgent conversation so you can call me and harass me at home. It is not worth taking the risk of what happened to one Wikipedia administrator. I will not risk my life for a web site. If anyone finds my phone number because of wiki, I will sue for harassment. Thank you!
WP Contribs
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Email (see left box, this is only for urgent contact)
Internet Archive Wayback Machine (webpage archives)
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Designing your userpage

I will design your userpage (if necessary) and take requests for design. Since User:Phaedriel is no longer able to, I will design. You need to have content on your userpage, or I will just give you the code and you can put your own content on it. I will not, however, teach you HTML. If you are interested, learn it on your own (just search for "HTML tutorial" in a search engine).
"If voting changed anything, it would be made illegal."
--Emma Goldman



Hello, Ionas Freeman, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, ask an administrator on their talk page or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!   Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 22:11 Dec 29, 2007

A further message[edit]

Listen, it's not a good idea to get involved in political debates and the like around here. I understand that an article might offend you — that's pretty much to be expected. I just want to give you a little bit of perspective. Around here, we're too focused on cleaning up the crap that comes in daily, fixing up the stuff we're working on, and voting it to featured status, to worry about whether an article is offensive or not. It's not that we're heartless bastards, it's just that we've got other things to do.

However, don't be discouraged. If you see something offensive that you think you can make funny, please do so — we love rewrites of old articles that suck. Keep in mind this is a wiki, and the vast majority of pages are not written by regular Uncyclopedians. A lot of it is crap piled on top of crap from newbies, IPs, and the like. So to be perfectly blunt, it's not us regular users responsible for the crap. And trust us, we're taking care of it bit by bit. But we're not going to respond to cries of "This is offensive!" because we've got our plates pretty full.

Anyway, I just hope this helps you understand the nature of the place, and sometimes it takes a while to understand Uncyclopedia, trust me, I've been a newbie too. So good luck editing, and have fun, and try not to kill anyone, unless you wipe up the blood yourself.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 04:01 Dec 30, 2007

Let me emphasize what he just said a bit further[edit]

  1. Nobody cares about your political views around here. We are not wikipedia. We are a web site directed to create humor. HUMOR. We do not deal with politics in the seriousness form of it. You want to write a political satire? Go ahead. DO NOT start political debates, especially on matters you obviously know nothing about.
  2. VFD is not protected, probably because you're newly registered you can't edit it yet. Wait a couple of days and it will be sorted out.
  3. Read the QVFD rules. Only nominate articles which are shitty one liners over there. Others go to VFD.
  4. The next time you write the word Zionnazi in any edit summary, you'll get a ban treatment. I'm not going to have any kind of political wars around here.
  5. Watch your steps, you can be a great contributor if you get the essence of this site. We are here to enjoy ourselves. ~ Mordillo 11:04, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Israel article[edit]

I've been defending your point in the Israel article's talk page (Subject/Headline: I hate this article). Backup requested. If you're more serious in politics, as am I, you should be a part of wikipedia. My username there is Lf2planet.