♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥
The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!
- Beginner's Guide - this has lots of really cool stuff in it. I think.
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your grandmother, your gay teachers, or your dog.
- How to Be Funny and Not Just Stupid - how to be loved, even though you smell bad, and occasionally experience the uncontrollable urge to dance to 80's music.
If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!
- About Uncyclopedia and The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to Get Started Editing on Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages
One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign () button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love, User:Ethine/sig
A Wizard did something
...To your sig on the wizard nomination page, and that fucked up VFHS, so I removed the sig (and just indicated it's you). Ya might want take a look at that. 06:26, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
I saw this on the way home and thought of you.
Monday, 07:23, May 3 2010 UTC
if your on go vote for wizard for article of the month, two minutes to go. Al sans chains
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You've been graduated from adoptery! Because you're cool and are now an Uncyclopedia adult. Congratulations, you should go buy a pack of cigarettes and a porno! -09:02, June 14, 2010 (UTC)