User talk:Judge Zarbi

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Hi Mr. Judge Sir[edit]

Thanks for signing my guest book! And if we ever meet in court...could you be a bit, ya know, er...lenient on me? Just between you and me? Yeh, remember the name, it's Mr. Emily Yettie. - [07:50 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yeah, OK. I'm usually nice to people. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 09:56, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Oh cool. You're really going to regret welcoming this tramp into your house...He he. Can I have some coffee please? - [10:06 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
/me makes coffee. Here you go. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 10:07, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Thanks. I hope you don't mind, but I've invited a few of my friends round for the night. Well not a few, but one... if he turns up you'll see he's the equivalent of around 12.5 people. - [10:14 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Ok, but what I don't understand is how you can be the equivalent of 12.5 people. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 10:16, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Well he's not equivalent to 12 people and he's not equivalent to 13 people, thus he's equivalent to 12.5 people. Well actually, 12.48, but I rounded it up. - [10:24 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
That's not a nice thing to say about Hv, you know how sensitive he is. You'll make him cry again. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 10:36 1 September 2008
I only did that once, and that time he deserved it, cause he was trying to pull me teddy bear's head off. - [10:46 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Ok. lets play Tea-party with your Barbie dolss now. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 10:51 1 September 2008
TEA PARTY!! I wanna do the slutty teanage daughter and you can do the vicar who's come round for tea. And Zarbi can do the parents. Isn't this going to be sexually fun? - [11:03 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Oh noes. No more orgies for me. The last one I was at was a disater, there was cum all over the wall paper and in the punch. Cum all in the new shagpile rug. Cum in the oven. Cum on the tables. Cum all over the white wash walls. cum in down the back of teh furniture. Everywhere there was seamen. But no, I'll just end up having to clean it up and it just isn't worth it. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 11:11 1 September 2008
*blushes* Please, not in front of the noob! - [11:13 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Oh er, sorry. You'll understand when you're older. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 11:15 1 September 2008

Hope you don't mind, but I heard the party from over there, and couldn't help myself... Anyone got a bag of peanuts? it sounds like penis! -- Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 11:15, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Yeh, I'm trying to start a party here. *passes the peanuts* Invite everyone you know! His parents aren't back for a week, so rock out! Who wants to play "piss on expensive shit"? *grabs peantuts back and pisses on them and then hands them back*. - [11:19 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Hot Dong! YesTimeToParty!!!!! Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 11:27, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Piss on the expensive shit? Ok *unzips jeans and pisses on Yettie devaluing him by roughly £60 an hour* SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 11:26 1 September 2008
What the fuck? Dude, £60 an hour?? In like a year I'll only be worth like £1030! Your horrible bastard. Hey Judge, do you see this? Right here? Can you have this bad man locked up for a very long time, please? - [12:18 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
You mean like in a place where you get fed three times a day hot water, and a cosy bed with a nice strong man? Sounds good. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 12:29 1 September 2008
OMG, Al Orianapone has even bribed the prison cells! The stinking criminal! I hate the MAFIA, it's ruined so many lives. Aw crap. - [12:50 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Erm. I didn't bribe them. I prefer it when they're rough with me. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 12:55 1 September 2008
Ewwwww, totally ewwww. Totally and utterly ewww. GET AWAY FROM ME!! - [13:08 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
What? Boxxing wouldn't be any fun the oponent just gave in. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 13:16 1 September 2008
BoXing wouldn't be any fun, either, if the opponent had a chainsaw. - [13:20 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Oh fuck off. another thing that wouldn't be fun if chainsaws were involved would be fencing. Actually know it would more fun. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 13:22 1 September 2008
For the sake of saving Yettie, go screw yourself Orian. And if you're going to argue with Yettie, GO DO IT SOME OTHER PLACE. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 13:26, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Oh yeah, and Yettie, I'm not a noob. I know how this place works quite well. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 13:27, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Oh what is this? You're new bit on teh side? Trust me nobody is more jealous than me. Also it showed you up as an IP don't forget to sign in even if you use your sig. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 13:28 1 September 2008
If you're jealous, go jack off with your user page. And I just realised I didn't sign in. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 13:30, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Zarbi, ancient Uncyclopedia ritual law states that anyone younger than three months should be considered "N00BSTUFF" and by extension a n00b. Don't take it personally, n00bing out isn't too bad. Everyone used to be a n00b, don't try and end your n00bhood too early. Although you may be a clever n00b. Also, I have a plan, Mr Judge. You make Orian close his eyes. And then I unzip my fly and say to him "I've got a surprise for you to suck on" and then I stick cow excrement up his nose and down his mouth. Now that, that, is pure style. - [13:33 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
No, jacking off to my userpage would be extreame vanity. However if you mean Under my matress then Ok. And do remember not to take us too seriously we're just mucking about. [EC] Fuck you Yettie you creep. [EC] Fuck you lots. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 13:35 1 September 2008
Yettie: I came here March 9th. I believe it somewhat more than 3 months. Orian: Go do that, and close your eyes so me and Yettie can carry out our plan. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 13:37, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Hey, Orian, you're dumped. Me and Zarbi are an item now. And how am I a creep?? MARCH the 9th, eh? - [13:38 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
*shrug* You'll be back sooner or later. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 13:42 1 September 2008
Yettie: Check the time TLB did that. Orian: Ha. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 13:43, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
I believeth you. But have you written any articles yet? - [13:51 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
I haven't written any articles yet. I'm planning to in the near future though, when I get some ideas. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 13:58, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

An Offer...[edit]

-- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 15:39, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Welcome to the Family, Zarbi, if you wanna know this is where all we Mafia people hang out and this is where the Italian mafioso hang out when they've had enough of sharing a bar with Russians. Enjoy! - [16:02 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Thanks, Yettie. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 19:41, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Important Mafia Business![edit]

Dear Mafioso, Important Mafia Changes Have Taken Place!

Hello-a there, fellow killers and maimartists, this is your Don, here. I'd just-a like to tell you that we've had a little jumble up on the Family ladder of honour. The Russian "Digits" has been granted the special title of "Capo Bastone". "Dotnot" and "Grieve" have been made "Capo Bastone Delegato", and will be working closely with Digits as his assistants. A full list of their permissions can be found here. -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 18:23, 7 September 2008 (UTC)


Are you having troubles with your sig? I jsut noticed your edit summary... Can I help? - [11:38 20 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I think I've got it now, I had forgotten to tick the raw signature box on the preferences and I'd forgotten to use the nosubst template. Thanks anyway though. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 11:39, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

Whoa, this is cool[edit]

Regret Tenenbaum.png
Regret Tenenbaum - poop:
TALK - 19:49, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
Although I'm not sure I'm using it right....

Judge Zarbi - FU SPANG!:
TALK - Time? Fuck time.
It's working OK. Just make something in your userspace like User:Regret Tenenbaum/Talk Bubble, and you can copy it there.

Regret Tenenbaum.png
Regret Tenenbaum - "Straight flag.jpg":
TALK - 19:58, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
yay! Ima go show it off :D

Judge Zarbi - FU SPANG!:
TALK - Time? Fuck time.
I'm going to warn you now, I'm going to move them to a Template namespace page, and I'll categorise them with a new category. Yours will be Template:RT, if you have any objections after that, move it to what you want.

Regret Tenenbaum.png
Regret Tenenbaum - "Straight flag.jpg":
TALK - 20:05, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
Alrighty. Hey, would it be weird if I moved all my subpages into one catagory? Like "RT's endless subpages" or something?

Judge Zarbi - FU SPANG!:
TALK - Time? Fuck time.
If you have enough subpages to make it worth it. And from now on, you will use {{RT|text=...}} for your template.

That's awesome...I'm getting one! - [08:37 28 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YettieAwesome [09:39 28 Sep]
(talk - sign)
JZ, your bubble got huffed! I don't think the admins are too keen on these things going into mainspace, as they're really only fancy sigs. But good work, also I mangled your code a tiny bit...

Your honor[edit]

~ 13:43, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 13:47, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

Dover Grammar School for Boys[edit]

For what reason did you undo my edits on the Dover Grammar School for Boys page?

--Superduck 19:22, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Because you don't argue with people with power, who are more experienced than you. I know about it. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 19:25, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

You shouldn't argue with people if you don't even know the meaning of the word. I asked you a question.--Superduck 19:27, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Never revert a reverted edit. TLB's welcome message to me, read the bottom of it.

QVFD: You're doing it wrong[edit]

QVFD is only for pages less than a week old, and it's only for microstubs (i.e. less than a paragraph), blatant vanity, and copy-pastes from Wikipedia or elsewhere. If you think something needs improvement - but again is less than a week old - read up on ICU.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 22:51 Oct 11, 2008

A lot of the shit I just added there was from months ago. I know well how ICU works. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 22:53, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Exactly my point. If it's older than a week, use VFD. QVFD is only if it's been around for less than a week.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 23:24 Oct 11, 2008
Yeah, OK. Then I'll get banned for fucking up VFD. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 23:25, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Aw, there, there. The only way you can fuck up VFD is if you go over the 20-article limit.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 23:38 Oct 11, 2008
Actually, I was planning to until I realised how many articles there was. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 23:39, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
That's what the Poopsmith's Lounge is for. QVFD isn't a replacement for VFD. Like, ever.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 23:50 Oct 11, 2008
Oh, and if you're still reading this, there are some people waiting to be banned. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 23:43, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Meh.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 23:50 Oct 11, 2008

Sig + Categories[edit]

Hi there Judge, firstly one of your sigs breask the size standard: UN:SIG - with the categorizing its would be easeir for me to leave those due to the way th system updates, it's a bit of a one man job; now you left a few out, if your keen to do it (though the need is lacking) please amke sure you do the lot or leave it to me (very much my preference) Thanks:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:21, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

SIG SPAM! (you're not in trouble)[edit]

If your having trouble with that sig of yours, your friends at the mafia will be glad to help a brother out! :D -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 16:34, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks, but I got it handled. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 18:33, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Actually, I like what you've done with it! The random script thing is nice! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
No doubt people are going to start stealing that like they did to my talk bubble. :P JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Well, think of it this way, Zarb, you're a trend-setter! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 20:03, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Better than people doing this. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 20:05, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

VFD: You may, on some level, be doing it wrong[edit]

I'm sure that you've already been told, but when putting a page on VFD, don't forget to put {{VFD}} on the page that you're putting on VFD. Every time you fail to do this thing that I mentioned earlier, an old person falls down and breaks their hip. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:24, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

I did on two of the pages, but Maine Page was fully protected, and I don't believe I am an admin. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 17:35, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
Have you tried believing that you're an admin? That might help. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:40, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
I tried believing that, but pressing the edit button still reminds me I'm not. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 17:43, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
I try to remember that I'm a scrubber, this helps my whole "You Cannot be serious" Macenroe problem... — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:44, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
But comedy is serious business! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:46, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
No, comedy is business for serious! JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 17:48, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
Is that the English-Japanese-English translation of what I said? No, wait. That would be "However, the comedy is serious business!" Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:56, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
However, Japaneseman talk like Englishman! JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 18:00, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

About my Pee Review[edit]

I have a quick question about the Pee Review you did for Gameboy Micro. You said something about the second picture not visible, but I can see it on my computer. There is definitely a picture there and I am worried that it was simply someone couldn't see one of the images that brought down the overall score of my article (I figure if you could see it then my images score would probably be at least a 6, and that would bring up the misc score too, bringing it closer to were I expected.) could you please look again if you get a chance? If you still don't see it, I will see if I can find the image online that I used. Thanks Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:33, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Sorry about putting your score down for the invisible second image, but it could just be firefox. If you show me the image online, I'll re-review it accordingly for you. Sorry again, JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 20:35, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
Thanks, I don't know if its Firefox's fault, because it works fine for me and I use firefox. anyway, I found the image here (I hope that works). Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 00:12, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
A rereview is in order for a couple of sections then :) JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 16:18, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
Thank you. Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 19:11, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
It's ok :) JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 19:11, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Nice work[edit]

Newcookie.gif Sycamore has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for looking out for my stuff:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:51, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

If anyone fucks with my friends, they're also fucking with me :) JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 16:53, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
I don't know, I figured that since I'm the one who blocked him...~ 17:02, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, well...I can't block anyone. Yet. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 17:41, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
See, there goes Mordillo claiming all the glory...when in reality he sits on his arse all day doing nothing at all. - [18:07 14 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie
What about you? I don't see anyone nomming you for WotM. It's probably cos you smell. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 18:22 14 October 2008
I don't see anyone nomming me for UotM either. That's because nobody cares about me. I'm not going to get it. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 18:25, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
Talking of UotM!! Someone needs to nom me for that shitttt!!! Cause like yeah, then it would be 5 in a row...I don't want to win. Just be nommed. *sniffle* And I'd like to thank my mum and my dog... - [18:28 14 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Quick note[edit]

On Trash Yettie Stuff day you can trash any Yettie page, it doesn't matter if u trash that template or not. Orian can put his dirty, spiteful comments wherever he likes :) - [19:56 16 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Say goodbye to any articles you were making then... JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 19:57, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
Apart from articles. - [20:26 16 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie
I'll say I fucked your sigbook over, because it's too late. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 20:27, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Another quick note[edit]

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 20:40 Oct 16, 2008

Hilarious! - [20:49 16 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Isn't it? JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 20:50, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
I am a god like that. Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 20:51 Oct 16, 2008
Of course... JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 20:52, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
So then I was all like, hey, and he was all like, hey, and then I was all like fuck you  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 20:59 Oct 16, 2008
So then I told you to FUCK THE FUCKING HELL OFF, and you so didn't! JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 21:00, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
Don't make me call the plumber. Joe the plumber.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 21:03 Oct 16, 2008
OMG HE ISN'T REAL!! THE REPUBLICANS PLANTED HIM!! - [15:21 17 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Don't talk to me about republicans. I only just finished masturbating don't make me horney again. That MaCain guy is so fit! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 15:31 17 October 2008
Yeh, you dig people who look like they got stuck in a wind tunnel, too, then? - [15:36 17 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Do you have no' respect for your elders!? You're a disgrace! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 15:38 17 October 2008
Probably not. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 15:40, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
But his plastic surgery, dear god, the humanity of it!! - [16:27 17 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

VFH thanks[edit]

Costume-grim-reaper-clipart.gif ***You Are Dead***

Necropaxx's soul-felt thanks go with you for the For vote on Grim Reaper.

Remember, Grim's just a normal guy with the greatest job in the world.

Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:31, Oct 21

Did I move Prickett on the Members list?[edit]

If so, how? I have no idea how I did that. Sorry! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:05, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Nah, good thing I was there to fix it. You somehow put him on the Italian branch. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 09:59, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Bribe for nomination in VFC[edit]


Here are some cookies and a bunny! Bretthead.png


Dang! You've got one awesome signature! Oh, and thanks for the cake. Colonel Marksman 11:27, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

I'll help you make a sig of your own if you want, just ask. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 11:28, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
(psst! tell him you'll do it on behalf of the Mafia's help dept.!) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:07, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
He doesn't even know what the mafia is! JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 18:08, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Well, that makes it all the more amusing for the n00b now doesn't it? I've never seen so many interesting sigs on any Wiki. Meh, must be the enjoyable atmosphere. Colonel Marksman 18:44, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
This place is teh humour wiki! We all have fun here, even if you don't write articles! JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 18:45, 26 October 2008 (UTC)


I know most users wouldn't usually reply to the automated message, though, from what I gather, there is nothing 'usual' about Uncylopedia. Seems like a great community and I can't wait to actually edit articles with my user instead of an ever changing IP. I'm off to the adopt-a-noob program. Thanks once again.

Jamekae 12:44, 27 October 2008 (UTC) (if you could teach me how to create a sig that'd be rather awesome.)

Well, I'd love the text to be a burgundy shade, preferably accompanied by an Australian flag. Since I'm not acquainted with which fonts I can have may I use your type? And, I'm sorry if there is an application or anything but yeah, would you adopt me?
Thanks, much appreciated. The small capital letters please. Are there any articles you recommend I cleanup? I just did Kevin Rudd because it was really poorly structured, though I feared to do to much at my new age in case of being labeled a vandal. Cheers once again.
Ok, I'll check out some of those articles then, I'll add you on MSN. Thanks for all your help. Jamekae 13:08, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Jamekae Icons-flag-au.png (T/C) 13:27, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

And another one bites the dust...[edit]

Why?! What did poor ol' JZ do to deserve this? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:11, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Ok, I sorta found out why on Tom Mayfair's talk page, but why was he banned forever?! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:16, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

What you did 2 my template makes me want to shoot your leg off![edit]