User talk:Judgement

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In Soviet Russia, award gives YOU![edit]

Red M&M.png Comrade NeedABrain has awarded you a red M&M!
Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism

"In Soviet Russia, article features YOU!"

-- herr doktor needsAgear Rocket.gif [scream!] 15:53, 1 March 2007 (UTC)


Is the vote on UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism really yours? It was created by an IP. -- herr doktor needsAgear Rocket.gif [scream!] 02:39, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review on Terror (country)[edit]

Hey there, mate. Thanks for your review, it helped focus my mind quite a lot; i'm in the process of a tidy-up as we speak. Please revisit the pee review page on Terror (country); I've left a longer message for u there. I'm just interested to see how close I am with my analysis...! Cheers dude. Codeye 06:10, 25 February 2007 (UTC)PS - I swear I never visited your user page before this moment: I didn't get any of my stuff from there! :)

UPDATE: Dude, I'm astonished. Truly. 17??! You are more intelligent than a hell of a lot of CEO's, lawyers and doctors I'm acquainted with in the US. 17?!!!! 17?! My word, are you going to make an impact on the world if you don't get all cynical and overwhelmed, like me and so many before me have?! Quite honestly, you are an incredible and rare thing in any country, and should be treasured and nurtured as such: you're a very, very talented, expressive, intelligent young guy. You even 'get' sarcasm (yes, I noticed you even used it!!!! lol) - I like you a lot, my friend! You have lived a privileged life though? And some of what I wrote maybe struck a chord somewhere inside? (Probably not, but I'm just trying to make myself feel better despite my professional incompetence!) For the record, would you try to deduce a little about the person I am, from what I have said? (Just to prove it's more difficult than it seems!) Watch out for my Spoken Discourse Markers; they are the usual means of determining age, class etc.

Trust me, I'm not into idle flattery and sycophantic hero-worship. You really are very intelligent for your age, and I can state THAT point with certainty. Nice One dude. Codeye 07:26, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

UPDATED AGAIN: Could you possibly give me a hand creating a disambiguation page for Terror? I don't have a clue how to do it, and as a relative n00b 'round here don't even understand the template page thing well enough to just do it for myself. (!) Thanks mate. Codeye 02:33, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

..AND AGAIN..: Thanks for sorting that. Is there a page with a brief tutorial on how to do things like that? I've searched but not found the answer anywhere. Cheers. Codeye 03:33, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

QuickVFD and you[edit]

Hi there, Judgement. Thanks for using QuickVFD. Without people like you, sysops are lost and pretty much useless (or maybe that's just me). I saw your latest addition (namely 88 position). The thing is, QuickVFD is meant for short pages that don't have a history; redirects that have been created due to a move; or maybe for pages the authors regret creating. 88 position had a history, I'm afraid. So, instead of deleting it straight away, I gave it 7 days by adding {{NRV}}. Something you as a user can do too, might I add.

In any case, you didn't do anything wrong at all. And once again thank you for keeping a watchful eye on things. Take care. --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|NS 04:06, 25 February 2006 (UTC)


Hi, we don't really need another "this article should/will be deleted" template. Just list bad articles on the QVFD. (Also, self-referencing articles shouldn't be created) --Splaka 01:08, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the massive work you did on my article![edit]

Really! :) I feel proud I had the idea, but I wish so much I could have written as well as you have!--Occono 11:39, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review English Gods[edit]

Thanks for reviewing my English gods article I appreciate it. I'm at a roadblock right now I'm kind of unsure where to go next so if you have any ideas feel free to tell me on my profile or on the talk page of the article. Thanks again oh and yes the grammar mistakes are intentional.--Lt. Wyoming 00:35, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Hey would you mind editing English gods not like the content unless you see something that MUST be added also if you could put in the correct format for me because I'm not sure what you mean thanks.--Lt. Wyoming 19:50, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

[email protected][edit]

0 This user has contributed 0 pints points to the Uncyclopedia [email protected] Team.

And have a point keepin' userbox as well. Premier Tom Mayfair 13:51, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to My Inner Circle![edit]

Welcome, Slave!

Hello, Judgement, and welcome to DiZ's inner circle. I hope you like being a part of the family and decide to stay. If not, well, too bad, you're stuck. Here are some good guidelines for first-time members:

  • Respect your King. Always refer to him as "DiZ" (capital D, lowercase i, capital Z) or "diz" (all lowercase) - preferably the first.
  • Respect your Master. Either you or I have chosen Rataube as your master. Always carry out his or her wishes and don't let me catch you cheating on them, you hear me?
  • Give praise. Shout DiZ's name on the mountaintops, make giant billboards; frankly, I don't care, so long as you give praise to his Greatness. It is also your duty to rape and kill any and all non-believers and doubters.
  • Show some dignity. As a representative and delegate of his Holyness, DiZ the Great, you are expected to behave in an appropriate and dignified manner (which may or may not include feasting on your foe's cattle). You are also expected to fast, pray, whip yourself with heavy chains daily, and uhh, oh yeah: NO SEX. Sorry...
  • Have fun. With responsibility, so comes great joy in knowing you are the heir to the greatest throne of mankind. If you are lucky, perhaps one day, you too will be king. But, probably not...

I hope you enjoy being a member. Now get on your knees and suck my left toe! -- DiZtheGreat Honor me! AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!)

In Post-WWII Germany, Nazi Executed by YOU!![edit]

Capercorn 14:26, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews[edit]

The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator, contemplating your fate.

Welcome to UnNews, Judgement, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

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Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:46, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

WIP move notice of UnBooks:The Pickwick Papers[edit]

Hey, your article that was called UnBooks:The Pickwick Papers has been moved to User:Judgement/UnBooks:The Pickwick Papers for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 19:58, 16 April 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for the review and fixes... and the cought caught thing lol :P

Beerpint.jpg Acrolo has bought you a beer for reviewing Unnews:Mary-Jane caught with pot! !! Kudos!
Drink up, you are gonna need the piss .

I also decided to go with what you said on the removal of the second image.

Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 17:05, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ[edit]

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This user created Liberia, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(for more information, see award statistics)

MadMax 02:04, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Attention Colonizers![edit]

The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed Judgement. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:31, 11 Sep

Okay, you mangy colonists.[edit]

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:51, November 11, 2009 (UTC)


Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!

EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!

For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your Fearful Fearless Leader, Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:38, January 30, 2010 (UTC)


The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  05:17, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

Imperial Colonization: Creationism and Batman[edit]

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on my talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == Your comments == below my signature and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

The seventh day of Creationism[edit]

If you haven't heard the rumour, it's true. The new and improved and absolutely perfect version of Creationism has been created. And because it was so perfect, we got it Pee Reviewed so it could be even more perfect. Post-review edits are being done, and will be completed very soon so our colonized version can replace the current Creationism.

I gave credit on The Big Board to every colonizer who worked on the article (if I somehow missed you, put a note on my talk page). I really appreciate everyone's help; I think we have a great article. If this gets featured, however, I feel that only those who made the more substantial contributions should get co-feature credit. Otherwise, someone could add two words and get 1/2 credit for writing a feature article, which doesn't seem fair. (But note that half a dozen people or more could each get 1/2 credit; that's one of the advantages of being a colonizer as aren't limited by the laws of mathematics). Any opinions on this or anything in this notice are welcome on the IC talk page. Buccaneers traditionally work by group consensus, and I'm all for sharing the blame tradition.

I'm Batman[edit]

Our current colonization is Batman. Writing on it begins now. By consensus built over the past few days, this will feature a psychiatrist talking with Bruce Wayne, a delusional Arkham Asylum mental patient who thinks he is some hero named Batman--or is he delusional? See I'M BATMAN for the guidelines for this article.

Any colonizer is welcome to edit the article! Any non-colonizer who wants to apply is welcome to do so on the Imperial Colonization page. We promise we won't throw you to the sharks. Well, probably not.

The future[edit]

We are taking nominations and votes for our next project. As per previous IC discussions, old nominations which aren't in the lead and which haven't received any recent votes will be removed. Check out the current nominations before they fade into history--but an article removed from the list can certainly be renominated. Nominate and vote on the IC page.

Go forth and colonize! Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:43, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank![edit]

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on the IC talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == (Your comments) == below my signature, or click the + tab up above, and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice.

Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  16:53, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement[edit]

VOTE DISCORDIAN NOW: We need your vote! On both Creationism and Batman, colonizers who participated came to a consensus on a direction for the article. But on Discordianism, there's been more discord--or at least not a consensus. So we're resorting to (sigh) democracy. Go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/Discordianism#Article_ideas and cast your vote!

You can vote for one or two, comment on as many as you like, but vote quickly--this is an eleventh hour effort, and we will hopefully have a direction in a few hours. I'll be checking the results sometime around 03:00 UTC of 25 March 2010.

ARE YOU RETIRED?: Also note that colonizers who haven't participated in any of the last three colonizations will be moved to the retirement list. Quite frankly, I'm doing this primarily because I have to post each of these notices by hand (I don't have a bot, and sure could use one), and it takes a long time to post to the pages of people who are inactive in IC and even on Uncyclopedia. If you're put on the retirement list and want back on the active list, simply post a request on the IC talk page.

KEEP CHECKING THE IC TALK PAGE: Many important decisions and updates are made and/or described on the IC talk page that are never posted on user talk pages.

POST COMMENTS ON IC TALK. As usual, if you post them on your talk page, I'll likely never see them.

WHY'S REPLACEMENT NEED: A special added reminder that I, Why do I need to provide this? aka Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems) , am only interim director of IC and need a replacement. My intention was to lead IC just long enough to get it revived, which is a major part of the reason I took the title Buccaneer Admiral instead of Admiral of the Fleet, which is the official title of the head of Imperial Colonization. I plan to abandon ship retire shortly after midnight (UTC) on Saturday, 17 April 2010. I would really like someone to work with me on the current colonization, and I will be happy to assist whoever replaces me during the transition--I do not plan to leave IC, only retire as head. If you're interested, post a note at IC Admiral of the Fleet needed.

Happy colonizations! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:28, March 24, 2010 (UTC) 20171013yuanyuan