User talk:King In Yellow/archive02

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Thanks for the vote...even though you did knowingly lie about your anagrammic skillz. I have tried to keep them all nice and flattering or at least non-deragotory. Wide swell...a Tsunami right? That's flattering...the MIGHTY TSUNAMI!!! -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Sir Hymie Rae Tooten  23:47, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

Ha, yeah, that's what I was thinking. It was one of the better ones for him, and it fit his personality. I figured that mine should be morbid, seeing as how most of my contribs are burninating crap articles. And believe me, it's not me. I did a Google search for an "anagram generator" and got about 9000 hits.  :) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 03:45, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
yep, i use the one at to generate word lists. If they are short enough you don't have to weed through 20,000 results. Most of the time it's faster to do it by hand but sometimes it's tough to pick out a good word. I did one for faster pussy cat kill kill that pretty much was jumping out at me. I have yet to get permission to use it as it's sorta "racy." Skillfully castrates Kip. If he/she doesn't log on soon I may put it there anyway. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Sir Hymie Rae Tooten  04:08, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
Ow! Good one! What will Lafawnduh say? Oh and there's Spackle kills a lusty rift. Quite an image, there. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 04:10, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
It seems you have caught the anagrammic fever. It usually lasts a week or two...the only real symptom is brain fatigue. Or possibly eye fatigue if you're using a anagram generator. If the fever persists or you develop other symptoms please don't hesitate to give me a call. The number is on the back of your HMO extension is 209. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Sir Hymie Rae Tooten  07:03, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

Template fit for a King

Bkcrown.jpg This user is a Royal elitist, and scoffs at users who are not.

I made this the other day. Thought you may or may not want to use it.

--Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif 20:37, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Ha! Awesome! Thanks! *doffs da shiny pointy circle thingy* --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:38, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

...and a manipulator arm, often ending in a plunger.

King/Dalek, now that I've researched the meaning behind your new handle, I like it a lot. My first thought was "some kind of goblin or orc," but a quick look into Wikipedia filled me in on all the Doctor Who goodness of the little green mutant guys encased in robotic bodies. I'd like to think you got the idea to switch names from my VFD "Grizzly" persona, but since I'm not the only one who switches names, I'll take no imagined credit. In the meantime, good luck with the EX-TER-MIN-A-TING! — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 12:45, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Hehehe! Thanks, Weasel! Yeah, I kind of like the idea of remaking my image once in a while. Nothing like angry trashcans with disintegrators and bathroom buddies as their only means of interacting with the environment! Plus, with all the QVFD/VFD/Ban Patrol crap we do, I thought maybe something more... aggressive was in order. Good hunting! THE-CRAP-MUST-BE-EX-PUNGED! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:00, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Have a picture

Eh, this is a good example of the inmates taking over the prison. Have a picture. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 03:41, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

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Wow. I can't believe I'm actually gonna say this, considering my stance on AOLer, but OMFGROFLMFAO! DATZ AWSUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!! Seriously, this is the greatest thing ever, and I thank you from the bottom of my plasma reactor! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:29, 14 March 2006 (UTC)


King/Dalek - I appreciate your vote for bear, as well as the aborted VFH Anti-Muhammed. Don't feel you have to vote for my stuff just because I made you a cool picture! ^_^ I'll just presume you actually enjoy my writing. EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!! 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp Icons-flag-us.png sex & violence! 16:21, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

DAMN, how did you know!? Ha! No, seriously, every single article you've written has gotten at least one good laugh out of me, often times many more. I sniggered all the way through bear. I'm sorry that Anti-Muhammed got tanked -- the extreme bending of Owen Wilson's nose still makes me giggle. Keep up the good work! PRO-DUCE-MORE-FUN-NY-IM-A-GES-AND-TEXT!!! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:26, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

Your promotion has gone through

My dear Mr. In Yellow, in honor of your long career in the trenches and aid in her Majesty's war on crap, I have decided to promote you to the Uncyclopedia rank of 2nd Lt. This new rank, confers on you no new powers or anything useful, but you do get a spiffy new pre-nominal. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 16:45, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

Sir, thank you, Sir! And may I say what an honor it is to fight by your side against Gerry, Sir! Now about my request for munitions, Sir! When may the boys in the trench expect the new consignment of anti-crap deletion grenades and portable ban throwers? Our supplies are running very low, Sir! Heh, just kidding... :) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:50, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
Congratulations.....its well deserved. With spunk like yours we'll soon have the Hun on the run. Fix bayonettes.......<whistle sound!> -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Aye, Sir! Bally Gerry'll be crying for 'is Mum over at ED before I'm spent! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:02, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
Welcome to the Pointless Officer's Corps! It's neat - and very Britishe! For example, if we were to address each other, "Lieutenant" would sound something like "Leftenant!" Odd! — 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp Icons-flag-us.png sex & violence! 17:14, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
Aye, laddie! Ah feel as thoo ah'm in the Scots Gaaarrrrdd! (Seriously, looks like it's time for me to polish up on my obscure British Military banter! Where's my season 7 of Flying Circus?) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:17, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
This information is not for dissemination to the troops at large as I don't want morale issues but regiment HQ doesn't consider our company a high priority for resupply or reinforcements. Just keep holding the line and I assure you that your platoon will be assigned new munitions as soon as there are new munitions to assign. Carry on soldier. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 19:23, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
Aye, Sir! Thanks for being up front about it. I'll have my men throw their boots at the blighters before we let them take this fortified position, Sir! God Save Teh Funni! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:28, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

Thank You

Hey... am I in the right place here? I tried to follow the dates down and also didn't want to mess up your archive spot; I suppose I got it right (do I stink of n00bishness?)- I just wanted to thank you, not so much for the positive votes (which I do appreciate) but more for the encouragement. I was kinda thinkin' about leaving the wikiverse behind, but because of you and a few others, I think I'll stick around... you may now begin to kick yourself. Thanks again. --Imrealized 20:34, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

AAAAGH!! NOOOOOOO!! MY EMPIRE CRUMBLES!! Heee! Seriously, though, no problem! I'm always happy to give credit to displays of intelligence and taste! We need more of 'em! I hope that you stick around for a while, honestly, as you have a great attitude toward criticism and a good grasp on sharp, clever humor. Oh, and don't worry about n00bishness -- I've been at this for about 3 months, and I still SUCK ON TOAST when it comes to Wiki-formatting! I still can't align a picture! :D --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:44, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
I wrote a general response to everyone on my page, but just wanted to say thank you personally for your friendliness and support. It is because of you and others like you that I am not walking away from here with a completely flawed opinion of wikis. Thank you. --Imrealized 22:37, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
Hey, I'm just hoping you won't be walking away at all! This site needs all the cerebral contributions it can get. In regard to certain individuals giving you flak, I wouldn't worry about them too much. They'll get over it, and get back to hunting for other puppets of problem users soon enough. Although no one has ever come out and said anything about me (at least no one with any sort of credibility or clout, that I know anyway) I'm sure I've been scrutinized as well. Just remember -- just like dysentery, this too shall pass! I hope to see you around! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:57, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

Bear with me

Dalek, here's another Weasel-Award.

Thanks for the vote! 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp Icons-flag-us.png sex & violence! 17:32, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

8 days! That's exactly how long God took to make Daleks! Yay! (Could this mean I'm a "Bearlek?") Anyway, it's become one of my favorite articles to show people (yeah, I really do know people in real life!) Thanks for writing it, you kook! I'm still not quite sure why people are saying it's "overly British" though... I blame Tompkins' comment, the blighter! JK, Tomp! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:53, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

Judge Recruitment

I have been tasked with selecting some of the judges for the upcoming writing contest and I would like to offer you one of the seats. If you accept, you will be precluded from competing and you will be responsible for judging as impartially as possible. Please let me know if you are interested as soon as possible so I can find someone else if you are not. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 03:26, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

I would be honored to accept, provided that the date and time does not conflict with my upcoming thesis preparation/defense. Right now, it looks like you're shooting for the end of this month or the beginning of April -- is there a more specific date than this? I ask because I'm tentatively scheduled to defend in early-mid April. Also, what would be involved, and how many entries are we forecasting? I'd love to judge, but I just need some more particulars before I sign on. Oh, and thanks for thinking of me! :) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:16, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
Judging will begin on April 16th and finish by the 23rd. During the judging period, you will need to read over some articles and decide which you feel are best (I will be surprised if we have much more than a couple dozen entries total). There will probably be the option of participating in IRC panel discussions with the other judges, but those will be optional. All that you will really need to do is select a few top articles from the pool sometime during that week. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 17:14, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
Stuff is going on over at Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise. For now, if it's not too late, it'd be best if you got your views straight to User:Rcmurphy. IRC or clicking the E-Mail this user link here or on his page are probably your best options. If you're on a time crunch, focus your efforts on the Best Article category, we need votes for that most. Sorry about reminding you so late. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 04:23, 21 April 2006 (UTC)


Ach, ye metal beastie, how could you nominate me for admin!? ^_^ I'm not even going to check on it (I'm sure I'm getting torn to shreds if anyone is even participating at all), but thanks for thinking of me. However, armed with this knowledge of nominating admins, you may find yourself being re-nominated before too long! Look lively, Lieutenant! 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp Icons-flag-us.png sex & violence! 12:52, 29 March 2006 (UTC)