User talk:Kip the Dip

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Hi, good to see your name and all your stuff again. I've been off and on here for a few months, and hope to get back "on" again soon. Are you doing a Halloween article this year? Christmas? Stuff to do! Aleister 17:40 28-9-'11

Yeah, I've been "off and on" as well. My life has been pretty stressful these past two months, but I think I'm now starting to get things in order. I might do a Halloween article this year, if inspiration hits. I need to get back in the writing groove. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 17:43, Sep. 28, 2011
The best solution to stress is suicide. Get back to me on that when you finish. I've got one Halloween page in the works but am actually planning it for next year, as I'd like to epicsize it with links and a full-range of data (and it's not funny now, so I have to funnyize it too). I'm not on enough to do a halloween page for now, time not allowing unless I rework something old or something borrowed. But Christmas calls from the curtains! Aleister 17:46 28-9-'11


...I have an idea for a Halloween themed article. --User:Lollipop/sig5 - updated on 3 October 2011, at 20:41

Do you, now? -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:58, Oct. 3, 2011
Yes. Possibly a sequel to UnPoetia:A Visit from Satanbear. --User:Lollipop/sig5 - updated on 3 October 2011, at 21:06

howdy, kip[edit]

~BizzeeBeever (speak) Oct 25, '11 4:14pm

Hiyoooo! -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 16:51, Oct. 25, 2011
Will that work for ya? ~BetterThanYouAtEverything (speak) Oct 25, '11 5:02pm
I was hoping to get the actual guy potatochoped. A real challenge, if you will. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 02:05, Oct. 26, 2011
Oh. Damn. ~BusterCherry (speak) Oct 28, '11 4:28pm
Well, this is the best I could do. Tricorn hat, pigtail, long-tailed coat, breeches, silk hose, and buckled shoes. (I can change the colors of the clothing, if you like.) If you can find a better picture of Al Hamilton's grave marker, I'd be happy to try using it, but this seems like the best I can find. ~BusterCherry (speak) Oct 28, '11 5:22pm

What better way to revitalize your presence on uncyclopedia[edit]


than this? --User:Shabidoo/sig 11:36, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

slightly individualised copy and paste message[edit]

theres no doubt in my mind your topic will be fenomenal

[email protected] :)

--User:Shabidoo/sig 00:17, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

Your happy monkey topic[edit]


Your topic my dear Kip is: Cricket (game).

  1. Write the article on your namespace
  2. I'll be judging the articles based on creativity, originality and cleverness.
  3. Good luck, you have until tomorrow night (23.59 UTC, 6:59PM ET) to finish.

(happy monkey dipped his monkey fingers into the dip!!!!)

--User:Shabidoo/sig 12:08, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Kip....dont forget your most spiritutally essential duty to make the happy monkey experience of the this years transcendental experiences, by, reading those articles and giving them marks!!! --User:Shabidoo/sig 10:56, February 17, 2012 (UTC)
Hey Kip ... sorry the judging didn't work out. I wanted to wrap up the competition one week after it ended ... and we got the full scoring done just on time. Sorry Kip ... thanks for agreeing to judge and in any case ... you are a winner ... because thats the kind of user you are ... yeah ... that's right ... one big awsome winner! YEAH !!! --User:Shabidoo/sig 05:24, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

Request for picture[edit]

Yes, I can do it. But on the following conditions:

  1. Find me the pictures, because some aren't that good.
  2. Tell me where you're going to put it.
  3. I can't do it straight away, because I got tonnes of shit on my plate right now.

Please reply to my user talk page.

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Forum:First Pee Buddy Awards![edit]

Could we add your Dick Clark UnNews to the competition, as it is respecting the time rules? Please answer me on my talk page or add it yourself! You can still tweak it if you want, it's quite worth it considering the top prize is a fabulous err... We haven't decided the car's brand yet. Cheers! Talk Mattsnow 21:40, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

Great! You can always tweak it as much as you want until the 30th. I'll write one too, certainly a lot more entries will be coming in in the next few days. :P Talk Mattsnow 19:04, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

best admin[edit]

Hey kippy, if you have a chance, vote for the admin who bothers you the least here. If you don't...then no one will ever know! --User:Shabidoo/sig 20:56, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Buddy contest!![edit]

We are now at the crucial stage of judging the magnificent UnNews article on THIS PAGE! Thanks for your participation. Expect at least a week for the judging to be completed. *Drumroll* I know it will be awfully hard to sleep until the week is completed, but that's what sleeping pills are for. Talk Mattsnow 12:20, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to bring your attention to this forum[edit]

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3

Pee Buddy contest!![edit]

I'm kissing you with passion to thank you for participating in the Pee Buddy contest and writing such a great UnNews! The full results are here!

Talk Mattsnow 01:29, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews:President Obama in favor of gay marriage. Pretty funny, it made me chuckle, but no frontpage for it though. Thank you again for your participation in the comp, your article was great! I'll certainly hold another one this year, I hope you'll be in it. This one kinda caught everyone off-guard. Talk Mattsnow 04:11, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
Hey, Kip. I log in daily, and I am the UnNews editor. I'd really appreciate if you let me edit the Recent UnNews template, I know all your UnNews are good, but some other contributor may see this and then do as you did and then all hell will broke loose, leading to WWIII and countless deaths... OK? I think I'm quite a permissive UnNews editor Talk Mattsnow 21:15, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
Whatever. ****DRAMA AVERTED**** -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 19:59, May. 13, 2012


Like this article but it sort of ends with just a gallery in the end. Any ideas to integrate that with the rest of the article? I have some ideas and I linked it to Medusa as the articles overlap in subject matter. --User:Romartus/sig 15:32, June 9, 2012 (UTC)

I have made a few changes but would prefer to hear from you before I do anymore. With a bit more work, we could work this into a feature for you. --User:Romartus/sig 09:59, June 14, 2012 (UTC)