User talk:KrisSpoopballs

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Welcome to our magnificent civilization![edit]

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Greetings, honored traveler KrisSpoopballs, and welcome to the glorious nation of Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions to the site. I hope you enjoy this great land and decide to make a home here. If not, the city exit is right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah, there you go. Anyway, here are a few helpful links for humble newcomers such as yourself:

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Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 23:32, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Please[edit]

Do NOT create vanity articles on Uncyclopedia. We have a Vanity Policy which means that they are not the sort of thing we're looking for here. Thanks. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Marijuana[edit]

"Now, forget what we just said, and enjoy getting baked. Continue..." Like, forget what, man...? What did I come in here for....jeez, look at the patterns...(*rolls a number) RabbiTechno 19:23, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Vote Nofu this December[edit]

Hello Comrade, it's me, Le Marquis de Nofu, here to ask you to check out my article Wire tapping. If you like it, vote for it here: VFH Wire tapping. Also, I have been bestowed with the honor of nomination for Noob of the Month. Check out my contributions and Home Page. If you like the work I've been doing around here in QVFD and PeeReview, for for me here.

Thanks much, --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 17:40, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

This message paid for by the Friends of the Nofu Aristocracy Foundation.

Award from UN:REQ[edit]

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This user created WET, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
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This user created Pittsburgh Penguins, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
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