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I don't think I'll get any bitching in here but if you must, start after the line and new entries go on top :) --LinkTGF 18:37, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

"it'll give me something to do :-)"[edit]

Not really. As I've said, there isn't any actual work involved - the page would just link to your username.

I've got a bunch of things to do today, but if I have time to work on the article and finish all the things I need to do to the article, I might replace the {{USERNAME}} bits with you. (I'm not really sure if I like that part or not yet, and now that I have another option, I'll put some thought into it.)


--monika 17:15, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
Update: You've now done all the work I needed of you :D Thanks for your help. --monika 23:53, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you sir[edit]

For your vote on the Pontius Pilot image. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:16, 23 April 2006 (UTC)


Thank you, sooo much. I'm gonna go show off to Rc now. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:38, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

Your sig...[edit]

Link, you sig's screwing up because you need an additional </span> tag at the end. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 04:28, 23 April 2006 (UTC)


  • Hey Link... excellent work on your Scientology propaganda (hope my fun wasn't at your expense too much) but I have two suggestions/comments/whatever... firstly, I see it was placed second on the Scientology page, under a pic that, not to be an ass or anything, just isn't that funny (imo). Move your pic on up like The Jeffersons, man. Secondly, would you care to add it to the Tom Cruise page? I've done a bit of work on this page and feel this pic would give the article a bit more strength, which it needs more badly than Green Warrior needs food. But this time with the placement... please don't uproot that little Tom Cruise-as-Felcher Elf pic that I done did, which due to it's diminutive size may get lost in the rough and tumble world of the netherarticle regions (he is tiny and he looks good standing atop that wikitemplate)? Thanks, dude. --Imrealized 06:30, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Sounds good, go ahead and add it to the Tom Cruise page - I was going to add it earlier but got caught up writing a research paper which is due today :( I think I'll move the placement of the pic on the scientology page up above that other pic but I gotta finish this paper first >:( --LinkTGF 09:50, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Alright, thy pic has been added to the Tom Cruise page and, from the look of things, will soon be smiling from the front page also. Thanks again... Imrealized 18:57, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
      • I hope it gets the vote in VFP but the way MoneySign glares at me in IRC I sometimes have my doubts; it's kinda like this place is run by an invisible gestapo at times, working on unwritten rules and user spats... But it does look good for it though and if all goes well this would be my first original image to be featured (as the last 2 were sort of remakes)--LinkTGF 19:03, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Invisible gestapo??? Hmm, I have no idea what you are talking about. Oh wait, nevermind... I thought I was someone else again. Anyway, last I saw it was looking pretty good for Featuring, no matter what the "cabal" might say. -- Imreallyintroublenow 04:05, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

My sig[edit]

Yeah, it has it's own page.. User:Tompkins/sig, but for some reason the whole thing like.. broke.. Idk. MS and Splaka have had the same problem, but I'm not sure how to fix it. I'd do it manually but I'm too lazy. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. [email protected] CUN VFH CM NS MORE FOULS, LESS BOWELS 20:29, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

Your PLS-entry[edit]

Oh god, no!!!! What have you done???!!!????

Extract from the PLS-rules:
  1. Write your article. Please put it in your userspace so that nobody else edits it whilst you work on it. (E.g. if your username is user:Oscar, and your article is on freight trains, put your article at user:Oscar/Freight train. After the conclusion of the contest, worthy entries will be moved to the main article namespace.)
  2. Once you're finished with your article, submit it on this page under the appropriate category heading.

Why didn't you read the rules???!!!??? WHY???!!!??? I'm not mad at you, though. I'm just terribly conflicted about this... I know you must have had lots and loads of work with this, but I hope you understand I can't allow a rewrite by multiple contributors (despite most having been done by you). WHY DIDN'T YOU READ THE RULES MORE CAREFULLY, DAMNIT! :(

I do have one idea that could spare you from total Poo Lit Surprise-disqualification. Namely you do another article (don't exagerate, of course), again adding two original and relevant images. Use that as the competition entry, but I'll take the images you made for ITSLYM into strong consideration whilst judging. Does that sound reasonable to you?

Reply ASAP. Thanks and good luck! --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 06:27, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

Hi. I've changed my mind about the whole thing... Instead of making it difficult for myself, I'm just going to disqualify ITSLYM entirely. kthxbye! --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 00:24, 10 April 2006 (UTC)
Hi, it's me again. I've changed my mind again... I've decided that if you can get all the other contributors since this edit to agree, you may enter the article. It goes without saying that I will only take your edits to the article into account. But I don't see that being too much of a problem as it's mostly about the pictures anyways.
So, now all you have to do is get the rest of the gang to put their John Handcock on the talkpage, and you'll be well on your way to an award whose representative is a flaming bag of fesces! ^_^ --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 00:24, 10 April 2006 (UTC)
P.S.: Also, make sure you copy the current version to your user subspace. If you edit that, don't change the one in the main space. Thanks.
so just isra and hi bob 2.0 since the other guys are just IP? --LinkTGF 17:10, 9 April 2006 (UTC)
Actually, I was hoping you'd get the IP's permission as well... At least from (seems to be a static IP). But I guess I wouldn't stumble over it if you don't (do try though)... --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 09:12, 10 April 2006 (UTC)
I just checked over what contributed and it's just moving the pics all from the right side, and the line "With the addition of Durst rapping through most of the album (Bush only sings on 2 songs on the album, one of which is the instrumental), this album almost compltely invented the I Can't Believe It's Not Metal subgenre" So I will try and get their sig --LinkTGF 17:51, 10 April 2006 (UTC)


Please don't make a bunch of Template: namespace includes that will only ever be used on one page, ever. If you must put article content on a separate page, put it as a sub-page of the article, eg: I Think Satan Likes Your Mom/Members and then include it thusly: {{:I Think Satan Likes Your Mom/Members}}. --Splaka 05:26, 5 April 2006 (UTC)


No, I just Googled "Post-5-1116633245.jpg"

  • wait, are you serious? cuz I already nommed it for VFP. --LinkTGF 18:46, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

Word Processor[edit]

Well, I'm pretty sure I did everything I can do with my limited skillz and my even more limited software. As you can see in the gallery below, I basically just cropped, and did some contrast... If you think you can do anything to help it out, without making a completely new image, that'd be great. Otherwise, I'll have a go at it a little later. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:27, 24 March 2006 (UTC)


  • >:( READ THE INSTRUCTIONS NEXT TIME!!!! *mad* :D ;) --LinkTGF 08:09, 24 March 2006 (UTC)


I nom'd some of your pics in protest of them taking too long with VFP. It's all in fun so delete it if you want.  – Mahroww a.k.a. Timothy Roe Sanière   02:11, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

  • sweet, which pics bro? :-D --LinkTGF 02:59, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Apparently the ones that AREN'T on your watch list.  – Mahroww a.k.a. Timothy Roe Sanière   07:51, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
      • I don't think I have any images (or maybe just like 2) on my watch list... I'll put all my images on my watch list in a moment :) --LinkTGF 07:52, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

Marilyn Monroe[edit]

I wrote the article for Ms. Monroe, and loved the addiction of your picture! I would vote for it on VFP, but it's down right now. Again- good work.--Claudius Prime 22:27, 21 March 2006 (UTC)


Ach, Link, ya stole my WASABI template! But imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, is it not? Keep up the photoshopping and congrats on the featured pics! — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 13:11, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Yeah, what's it to ya? ;) thanks for the congrats BTW :) --LinkTGF 13:16, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

MEGAHUNG the band...not the porno [edit]

Your Dave Mustaine obsession inspired me to make a pic.
  • It's only an obsession... I'm not stalking him... yet :-D

BTW, awesome image! --LinkTGF 22:07, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Heh, a grammar nazi eh? I got you confused with piOfFive. Sorry. I was going to fix that but I thought it was funny. Obviously, you're spelling is better than your given credit for.  :)  – Mahroww a.k.a. Timothy Roe Sanière   23:54, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
  • (eye twitches)... --LinkTGF 23:56, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

MMM... Toasty![edit]

Link, I really liked your "Dave Mustaine Loves Toast" pic. This may be the first time I've seen heavy metal and toast used for comedic effect, and for that, you get a WASABI! — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 15:16, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

WASABI.gif Wild Weasel has awarded you the highly non-coveted
Weasel's Award of Superior Achievement Barring Indictment
Go forth and do great things!
(just don't get indicted)

ITSLYM Myspace?[edit]

Hey, what you said on the VF for ITSLYM that there would be a ITSLYM website soon (whether or not you were joking) gave me an idea. Maybe we could make a MySpace for ITSLYM, to help spread the word of the worst tr00 band of all time. I actually hate Myspace with a passion, but making one for the sake of ITSLYM would be worth it. WHat do you say? Hi Bob 2.0

Dude the MySpace turned out frickin' amazing, I laughed my ass off between the songs and the pictures...great great great job.

Two things, first becuase you have guys recording music, I have lyrics and a general music idea for a song off the 'Propoganda Album' called 'The Propoganda Song'. Just PM me when you want them and I'll get it all ready.

Second off, I need your amazing photoshop talents yet again. My buddy and I are working on the Metal Wars article. We're trying really hard but it could get deleted in 7 days if we don't imrpove it in many ways including adding pictures. Because both of us are n00bs at photoshop I figured you could help us out with some pics, a few scenes I think would be good for it...

  • A Metal Wars logo in Star Wars style
  • A pic of Gene Hoglan pwning Elton John (read the article to find out)
  • A bunch of Death Metal people taking Tampa

Just make up whatever pics you think will fit good with the article. The content could use a little work as well and your a pretty funny guy so you could help out with that too.

Thanks a lot

~hi Bob 2.0

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