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Good day to you. You have reached the talk page of Sir MacMania of Uncyc.
A few matters of note:
- Here you will find a hallowed archive of the first 42 topics.
- Due to my almost definite indefinite hiatus status, I will be unable to participate in any collaborations.
- I will also be unable to reply to any messages on this talk page, unless I forget.
- If they materialize, replies to messages on this talk page will be on this talk page, unless I forget.

Topic 1[edit]

No problem[edit]

it was a good article Consterlast 09:01, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Why, thank you. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[14:07 19 Sep 2009]

Despoil[edit]

Better late than never! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 11:01, 19/09/2009

Yes. Yes it is. I wonder how many edits on Uncyc are purely talk page despoiling. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[14:07 19 Sep 2009]

The Doctor Knows What Will Happen Yesterday Already Happened Tomorrow[edit]

You posted: <emotion style=mock-anger>How did you know that? And why didn't you tell me sooner?! I thought it was a Slitheen in the old nomination's guise!</emotion> Thanks for the vote! Sir MacMania CUN—[01:33 19 Sep 2009]

How did I know The Doctor would be featured when it had a lower score than any article up for VFH? Can you say "time travel?" And I did tell you about it earlier. Think about it, and maybe you'll remember that day when you were lying in your crib, and this man you'd never seen before told you, "On 21 July 2009 go to a place called Uncyclopedia and look for The Doctor. When you don't find him, make him." Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:32, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah. What was it ... er ... I must have been 3 or 4 years old. Middle of the night, went downstairs, and there was this ... man ... http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[04:46 20 Sep 2009]

Thanks![edit]

User:Necropaxx/VFHthanks10

Thanks for liking it so much! How's yours going? Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:38, Sep 24

I'm trying. Unfortunately, real life work, books, and—ironically—watching episodes of Poirot are taking up more and more time. But I'm trying. Thanks for asking! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:47 24 Sep 2009]
No, that's fine. It took me about a month to write mine. And I love how you're marrying off Bastings/Hastings. Ironically enough, that's what Agatha Christie does in The Mysterious Affair at Styles! (if you already knew that, just smile and nod politely) Necropaxx (T) {~} 06:35, Sep 25

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:MacMania/H2G2[edit]

Yes, somebody finally did a Pee Review of H2G2 and that reviewer happened to be me. Sorry you had to wait so long for somebody to finally agree to review this--I think there's a backlog because several active users wrote during summer vacation and then went back to school before reviews could be written. And I don't know how I missed it. This is based on version 4090967 of 8 September 2009 which as of this moment is the most current version. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  21:00, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations for whatever it was[edit]

I noticed they just added your name as a Knight or Dame Grand Cross (GUN). I thought you already were one, but maybe your name just hadn't gotten added yet. Miley had been a CUN for a month without being listed, and just added her own name (and mine too, because I'M NOOB OF THE MONTH!, which is why I noticed your name had been added). So congrats for whatever it was, although it's not for being a noob, as I'M NOOB OF THE MONTH! Maybe it was mentioned on the main page or something, but every time I got there all I see is I'M NOOB OF THE MONTH! Also I noticed you've been hogging featured articles lately. If this continues, I will write completely bogus Pee Reviews of your articles. So please don't let this happen again. There are many, many examples of how to write really bad articles out there--heck, most of the articles on this very site would qualify as very bad. Please read them and learn how not to write. Thank you. And by the way, did I mention I'M NOOB OF THE MONTH! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:53, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Red Dwarf was waiting in the wings but now[edit]

In case you don't yet know, User:MacMania/Red Dwarf has been nommed for VFH. I know you had wanted a second Pee Review, so I'm waiting to vote until I hear from you. I would feel good about voting for it, but not if you'd rather have soneone else review it first. Also I hope you see this, as I know you're attempting to have a life. If you do find one for yourself, could you look for one for me? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:25, October 4, 2009 (UTC)

It was next on my list of stuff to review. I had been avoiding it as Mac's stuff is depressingly difficult to review as the articles are excellent, yet I feel honour bound to criticise them. Also, don't bother with a life, they are useful, but overrated, a bit like sliced bread. --ChiefjusticeDS 13:29, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
Sliced bread? Overrated? You mean it's not the greatest thing ever? That means I need to find a new cliché! Let's see. I've got it! X is the greatest thing since actually getting a life! Oh wait. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[02:45 5 Oct 2009]
It got removed from VFH because it's in your user space, and technically not yet submitable. I would Pee Review it, but I did the first one and really think you could derive more benefit from a second opinion from a second person. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:38, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Noob Tanks[edit]

Voting thanks.jpg Why do I need to provide this?
My Mommy says always say
Thank You
for voting for Why?
as Noob of the Month
for September 2009.
You're welcome! Wait ... you mean that thing you posted before wasn't a thanks template?! Oh well. You're welcome anyway! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[02:49 5 Oct 2009]
It was really a congratulations template for your award while touting my own award. WE DONE GOOD! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:05, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
Yes. Thank you! But believe me, I've written very bad articles myself. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[03:11 5 Oct 2009]

2001: A Space Pee Review[edit]

I Pee Reviewed User:MacMania/2001:_A_Space_Odyssey based on version 4142493 of 6 Oct. 2009. I hope my review helps. (And are you getting the impression I like writing messages on your talk page?) Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:33, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

I'm sorry I haven't looked over your post-PEE revisions yet. I was planning to do it by now, but just got in a long discussion about fixing a problem. I'll look it over in less than 24 hours from now. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:46, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

I just read through 2001 again. I think the polishing you've done has greatly improved it. I do have just a few points (some of these I mentioned before, and you may either not have had time to work on them or don't agree with my opinion, which is of course fine.)

"Because shape doesn't matter a bit in the vacuum of space. The USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D did not take the news very well."--I don't get this caption, as the Enterprise isn't aerodynamically designed either.

"The upshot of rapid ageing is the fact that my mid-life crisis lasts only so many minutes."--I like this better than what you had before, but would like it even better as "...only lasted a few minutes."

On my computer, File:2001-44.png overlaps File:2001-45.png at the corner, cutting off the first part of "...e dimensions...." (the last part of an "n" before the "e" is the first letter I see).

"Arthur C. Clarke's novel was written concurrently with the screenplay for 2001, and feature (features) pretty much the same events...."

"Literary critics believe that Kubrick and Clarke, were they really trying to point out the impending doom of well-used English, could have had multiple field days looking at txtspk."--this section reads a little awkward to me (I'd like "have a field day" better than "multiple field days").

"...the prevalent popular opinion of the film...." (prevalent popular is redundant).

My suggestion is make a few fixes, move it to main space and tell me right away so I can nom the thing for VFH. If you don't mind. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  21:17, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

I posted suggestions on my talk page. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  00:46, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

So few votes, so much time left[edit]

I'm sorry 2001: ASO is doing so terribly on the VFH page. Must be embarrassing. Seriously, as an unsigned IP voter said, your article is largely a description of the real movie and not a takeoff. Yet it's gotten more votes than anything up right now, even though Red Dwarf got votes against because it was largely a description of the real television program and not a takeoff. Weird. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  17:33, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Things work differently for different things, as redundant as that may sound. If you notice, Red Dwarf followed Firefly even more closely (random other entity intro? check. origins, setting, character, legacy in that order? pretty much check. gradual progression of images in increasing relevance? check), but ended up looking in my eyes like a rambling article unlike Firefly. Also UU voted against Red Dwarf, which for is pretty much a sign that it's doomed as it is.
But anyway ... yeah. 2001's my strongest article yet! Naturally I'm thrilled (and another for vote just registered as I was typing this) that that one worked pretty well. And you know what? Health is at 420% right now! Let's see if it can be featured that way! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[19:20 14 Oct 2009]

2001: A Space Odyssey Fancy Box Thingy[edit]


Add this to your user page already. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:19, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

SunBee Shoes[edit]

Thanks for showing me that pic, SunBeeSlippers.png. I don't know a way to use it in the article, but it got me smiling. Thanks. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:48, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[05:41 11 Oct 2009]

You're the Winner![edit]

Newcookie.gif Why do I need to provide this? has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

I've been waiting for someone to vandalise my user page by simply updating the number of times it's been vandalised. Seriously. I decided about a month ago that the first person who did this would earn a cookie. Well, you're the one! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  00:53, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! Now, for my next paradox, I will not create one. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:10 12 Oct 2009]
Small brain not get big man words. You talk too big man! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 01:21, 12/10/2009

Your new sig[edit]

disturbs me greatly. Imagine if Modus put every single one of his features in his sig. Chaos!!

Also, congratulations on being the first writer to have his article's score go over 20 in, like, two months. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:05, Oct 14

It's all because of my Pee Review! That article was nothing but a big slab of black nothingness until I Pee Reviewed it! Now it's full of stars! Also I think I'll make a new sig and list every one of my Pee Reviews. Also do you realize this is the first time this month someone other than me has started a section on your talk page? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:13, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Now I want to imagine what Modusoperandi's would look like. Assuming 16px width for all of 37 features ... 592 pixels. That's more than two-thirds of a 1024x768 window.
Wow.
Also, I think I've made it less obnoxious. Additionally, I believe I'm wrong.
And yes, people tend not to talk to me. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:35 15 Oct 2009]
That's probably because you spend too much time writing feature-worthy articles instead of spending more time making really stupid, inane comments on people's user pages like this one. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:26, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
lolwut? Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 02:45, Oct 15
Tits! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 02:47, 15/10/2009

MacMania's bee says[edit]

Sun bee cave.jpg Sun Bee thanks for voting for our extinct species which will be featured on 21 Oct. 2009. Because you voted for, you are entitled to one jar of Sun Bee brand hot virgin honey. If you can find us.

Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:42, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

I'm bragging, I'm bragging, you can't stop me![edit]

Check the list, Mr. "I get my articles featured close together so I'm hot stuff"!

And did I mention I'm currently on the front page as NotM? On 22 October 2009, I'll be up there three times! Bwah ha ha! (OK so I actually gave up on Archery and Syndrome made an article out of it so he really deserves most of the credit. Also he Pee Reviewed Sun Bee and I improved it as a result of his advice and ripped off the idea anyway. Also other people helped me. Just forget those parts. Let me bask in my new-found glory and leave me in my delusion that I did it all by myself.) Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:38, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Hmm, and Syndrome was the person who nommed me for NotM. Starting to sound a little suspicious, isn't it? Absolutely not Syndrome's Sockpuppet 19:42, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Congrats on best of the month for 2010[edit]

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Hey, I was going to congratulate you. Of course, some people might say 2001: A Space Odyssey completely sucked before my Pee Review, but I won't. Congrats! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  16:00, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks everyone. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[00:38 19 Apr 2010]

I miss Mac[edit]

I know you said you wouldn't be back until summer (that's Northern hemisphere, right?). But just wanted to say I miss your stuff. And I don't mean that in a sexual way. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:17, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

I read through your articles and liked your writing. Hope you come back.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 00:40, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
Uh, yeah, about that hiatus ... see user page. (This is obviously due to the resumption of regular Doctor Who serials, which I believe will never cease until 2061, by which point we will have the Thirty-first Doctor suddenly run off to fix that problem he mentioned back in his seventh incarnation about a certain cup of tea getting cold somewhere, leaving the Daleks free to destroy the universe and that cup of tea. THE DOC-TOR'S COM-PAS-SION FOR BRI-TISH TRA-DI-TIONS IS HIS GREA-TEST WEAK-NESS!) On one hand, never say never. On the other hand, never say "never say never." (I don't want to go—LEGS! I'VE GOT LEGS!) http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[00:44 19 Apr 2010]
Hey, you're back! Cool and stuff. By the way, I've already seen the 13th Doctor. Or maybe it was the 13th regeneration. I get those mixed up.
Also by the way, while you were gone I took over as interim director of Imperial Colonization and just retired from that position about 24 hours ago. You might be interested in knowing that our vote for the next colonization is currently a tie between Britney Spears and Science Fiction/Science fiction (rewriting and combining the two). If you're interested, it's at Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization. And if you are not interested, it's at Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:44, April 19, 2010 (UTC)