User talk:Manticore/Archive 5

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Frist Psot[edit]

P --Uberfuzzy 01:58, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

lol(spelling|mediawiki) — Sir Manticore 01:59, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

My robot[edit]

Pardon, I don't know english, only PC Translator. My Bot stopped functioning.

usernames['uncyclopedia']['cs'] = u'Ervinpospisil'
mylang = 'cs'
family = 'uncyclopedia'
maxthrottle = 1
minthrottle = 1
console_encoding = 'cp852'
always_log = True
put_throttle = 2

  1. -*- coding: utf-8 -*-

import family

  1. The Uncyclopaedia family, a satirical set of encyclopaedia wikis.

class Family(family.Family):
    def __init__(self):
        family.Family.__init__(self) = 'uncyclopedia'
        self.langs = {
           'cs': '',

It is OK? --

ERROR:SaxParseBug caused error <unknown>... Ervinpospisil 18:33, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. Is it almost ok. Next problem - loggin.
My bot withal attempt - Wikipedia ok. - [1]
--Ervinpospisil 09:21, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
Please, could you send me your complete "Python Wikipedia Robot Framework" which U are using now? (I can´t speak english very well, but I hope you´ll get me). ([email protected]) --Ervinpospisil 19:54, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Halloo. is it for me funny, uncannily. You are The Miser? --Ervinpospisil 23:02, 11 October 2008 (UTC)


Hi. Is it possible to flag your "MantiBot" on "Spademanns Leksikon" as a robot? --DJ Platon 16:20, 6 October 2008 (UTC)


any chance mantibot can deliver latest issue? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:11, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 10th 2008[edit]

Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:43, 10 October 2008 (UTC)


Newcookie.gif Sycamore has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For being cool — Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:46, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

You're too kind. — Sir Manticore 10:50, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

you dick![edit]

You are such a bitch. first you abuse your fucking power on wikia and now you do the same on the IRC. just cos you got banned on #mortalkombat cos you spam and are a fucking retatrd does not mean you should go to freenode bully them into redirecting the channel and giving you all the danm power! FUCK YOU MANTICORE! FUCK YOU!!! -- 19:45, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

And fuck you too, asshole IP. Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb.png Talk! 19:46, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
And fuck you more, asshole user. -- 20:12, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
But I wanted mantiDICK to respond. Cos he is just so much of a fucking basterd / whore / gay home thing / bitch / dick. -- 20:12, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
Oh and I would not be a danm IP if Mantwhore did not ban me for hate resaons. -- 20:12, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
<3 TLB. My reply would've been in a similar vein, just FYI. — Sir Manticore 15:35, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

Are you still really mad and angry about me? Cos you have banned me on osme wikis that all i have done has put a userpage on... well anyway? you wanna start over? it fine if you say no -- patx

UnSignpost: 21 October 2008[edit]

--Sycamore (Talk) 09:43, 21 October 2008 (UTC)


Now I'll never get to the top of the most linked page. Premier Tom Mayfair 13:52, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

But there's a link on this page now. You see what I'm getting at? You need to welcome everybody... again. — Sir Manticore 13:54, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Again!? Fuck that. My fingernail grinds into the mouse every time I welcome someone. Kind of like grindin' my teeth when forced to say hello. Weeeee!!!! Premier Tom Mayfair 13:56, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Just get a bot to add <span style="color:white">[[User:Tom mayfair]]</span> to every page then. — Sir Manticore 14:01, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Meh, I don't know how to do all that. Premier Tom Mayfair 14:02, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

Any chance?[edit]

OK, so URL bothers and that aside, any chance of getting Mantibot to do a bit of paperboy work? Just thought I'd ask as the prospect of hand-delivering them unaccountably fails to appeal to me... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:37, Nov 3

I think you mean, "configuration files in need of changing aside." ;) But even if I could be arsed doing that the software is all on my laptop which is being repaired. Sorry. I heard Jews are used to manual labour though. :> — Sir Manticore 14:40, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
I heard that!!! ~ 14:41, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
Fuck! That's some sig heil shit right there. — Sir Manticore 14:42, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
He has spies everywhere. everywhere. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:43, Nov 3
I have eyes in the back of your head! ~ 14:46, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
I wondered why my optician's bills were so high... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:49, Nov 3

Random links[edit]

Remember that page you huffed? I couldn't work on it for a while, I had no time. You wanna move it to my Userspace? I don't know how. Thanks man. --GDawg816 18:53, 3 November 2008 (UTC)

Manticore's brain is on vacation right now on its native island of Stupid. Your page can be found here.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 21:08 Nov 05, 2008

UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008[edit]

Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:33, Nov 6

Stupid bots... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:33, Nov 6

UnSignpost: 13th November 2008[edit]

MrN9001 12:47, 13 November 2008 (UTC)


The quotes that have me in them seem to keep disappearing from the QDB a couple of days or so after they get approved. Know anything about that? Ж WHEEEEE! 18:45, 14 November 2008 (UTC)

I delete non-Uncyc related quotes, as yours often are. I'm sure others do the same. — Sir Manticore 03:15, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
I don't really buy that answer, honestly. There's several quotes on there that are just as unrelated (with lower scores to boot) that have yet to be deleted. Further, from the admins I've talked to, I haven't heard that they often delete quotes which have already been approved for submission. Ж WHEEEEE! 07:23, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
Maybe the quotes you added weren't funny. — Sir Manticore 07:37, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
They all had positive scores when deleted, and none of the other admins found them so devoid of humour as to delete them. Evidently, at least one admin found it good enough to approve. Heck, most admins even leave alone severely low-scored quotes. Ж WHEEEEE! 18:16, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
As another person with a quote that was apparently deleted, I'd like to add that most quotes from #uncyclopedia aren't Uncyc-related because most of #uncyclopedia isn't Uncyc-related. » Comrade DJ Gentoo, defending the proletariat. FOR THE MOTHERLAND! 20:26, 16 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 20th November2008[edit]

MrN9001 20:43, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 27th November2008[edit]

MrN9001 21:02, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 4th December 2008 (yea, we know it's late)[edit]

MrN9001 19:04, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 11th December[edit]

MrN9001 21:07, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah[edit]

Merry Christmas[edit]

Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)


Festivus-card.gif Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:20, Dec 21

Happy day of celebration or not![edit]

I want to wish all my friends on Uncyclopedia a good whatever you may or may not celebrate! You know you all love me! The preceding unsigned comment was added by YourFriend (talk • contribs)

Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit]

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 09:14, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Horrible night of celebration by force[edit]

Santa is watching you shower, <insert name here>

UnSignpost 1st January 2009[edit]

MrN9001 00:58, 3 January 2009 (UTC)