User talk:Matt lobster

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Previously....And before that.

Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website[edit]

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN[13:51 3 Nov 2009]

Okay, you mangy colonists.[edit]

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:58, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

Commander of the Order[edit]

Commander of the Order

Say, Dude, UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time was like featured and stuff? As you yourself was like the main like writer, that makes you a Commander of the Order! I also added your name here, but you can add a flag if you want. Like, way to go, Dude! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  20:11, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

Cheers Why! mAttlobster. (hello) 22:21, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

Jamie Lynn Spears Preggers Thank[edit]

User:Miley Spears/Vote Jamie Lynn Spears Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 02:06, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

UnNews:Man Wearing Overcoat Exposes Global-Warming Lie[edit]

Is this supposed to be awful? Because I'm finding myself loving it because of it's stupidity and the charm of this particular form of awful. Just trying to get a bead on it... Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 21:54, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

It's supposed to make us all think about how we're treating this planet. I wrote it because I want to make a difference. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:50, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
Also I'll be honest: it wasn't deliberately intended to be awful. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:15, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry if that hurts a bit, but in my twisted mind, that's what makes it funny. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 11:53, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
It is the UnNews equivalent of Keanu Reeves. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:55, January 9, 2010 (UTC)



Maybe Bormann has a copy of the Qur'an!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  15:50, January 12, 2010 (UTC)