User talk:Matt lobster
- 1 Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website
- 2 Okay, you mangy colonists.
- 3 Commander of the Order
- 4 Jamie Lynn Spears Preggers Thank
- 5 UnNews:Man Wearing Overcoat Exposes Global-Warming Lie
- 6 THEN...........
- 7 Thanks!
- 8 Thanks
- 9 ATTENTION COLONIZER
- 10 Thank you!!
- 11 IC CREATIONISM HAS BEGUN
- 12 ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM
- 13 iPad Thanks
- 14 Imperial Colonization: Creationism and Batman
- 15 Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank!
- 16 Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement
- 17 Thanks!
- 18 Nintendo whore
- 19 Thanks!
- 20 Thanks!
- 21 Vote now for Colonisation
- 22 Mecca Vice will skip your home
- 23 Discordianism and Matt Lobster
- 24 UnNews:Cameron offer to be designated driver seals Con-Lib coalition
- 25 'ello
Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website
Dear Mr/Ms Matt lobster,
We were thinking 3010: And Another Odyssey, by J K Rowling?
Please let us know.
Your obedient servant (in a figurative sense)
It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN—[13:51 3 Nov 2009]
Okay, you mangy colonists.
I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:58, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
Commander of the Order
Commander of the Order
Say, Dude, UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time was like featured and stuff? As you yourself was like the main like writer, that makes you a Commander of the Order! I also added your name here, but you can add a flag if you want. Like, way to go, Dude! Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 20:11, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
Jamie Lynn Spears Preggers Thank
Is this supposed to be awful? Because I'm finding myself loving it because of it's stupidity and the charm of this particular form of awful. Just trying to get a bead on it... Cheers! I am the dirt under your rollers. 21:54, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
- It's supposed to make us all think about how we're treating this planet. I wrote it because I want to make a difference. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:50, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
- Also I'll be honest: it wasn't deliberately intended to be awful. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:15, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
Maybe Bormann has a copy of the Qur'an!-- 15:50, January 12, 2010 (UTC)