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Contents 1 HowTo:Escape Prison 2 Have a not-shitty Christmas! 3 Merry Christmas 4 Just wondered why? 5 Chuck Norris Disambiguation 6 Chuck Norris tag 7 Thank you 8 Nice 9 More Stupid Chuck Norris Shit 10 You would, just to say that you had 11 Door Handle 12 Exo 13 Star Trek and You 14 Star Trek universe

[edit] HowTo:Escape Prison

Hi, I did a rewrite on this and is there a reason you reverted my edit? Originally, I had to revert your edits for two reasons (1), the end is meant to be short, and (2), the abortion section is meant to be short. If there's any other reasons your doing this, tell me, and I hope you don't take this personally--Æ 23:09, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Wouldn't it completely ruin the point of the article if you only include a single sentence on actually escaping from prison, and it isn't even that funny? Brevity is nice, but you've got to have some meat on the bones if 90 percent of the article is about getting into jail, not escaping. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 23:16, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

The old version isn't really fleshed out nor is it funny, so I had to rv it. The reason this version only had one line, well, I'm to lazy to explain, so read Cajek's talk page for further anaylysis. HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion (where I got some ideas for my article) also has only one line about no longer playing the accordion. As I said earlier in the edit summary, I'm not done yet, and I'm still expanding--Æ 00:06, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

You've basically made it less funny. I don't think many people would say otherwise. Not only that but you've included an unfunny section where a baby is aborted by a woman getting stabbed in the stomach. It's pathetic. OBLONGLobster. (hello) 11:15, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

/Me bursts in unexpectedly Matt, cool it. Constructive criticism, please. ("It's pathetic" is reserved for... nobody.)   Her Cajekiness • <-> Dec 02:04, 2

Sorry mum OBLONGLobster. (hello) 12:38, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Is ok. I guess I'm a "mum" now.   Her Cajekiness • <-> Dec 2, 14:33

Cajek, matt cooled it. The dispute is over--Æ 02:19, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Good. 50% of my pee reviews by new users have the disclaimer at the top "PLEASE DON'T SAY THIS SUCKS, JERKS! I'M NEW AND I WANT HELP!" which usually is very sad. I'm rambling now...   Her Cajekiness • <-> Dec 02:41, 2

But can you please stop the reverts? Apart from the stab, you'll see jokes about the Ann Coulter, the south, and Roe v. Wade. Also, your end (from the original) isn't very funny. If you still disagree, can we make a compromise? --Æ 13:14, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

I think just having the get out of jail free card doesn't work. I think stabbing someone in the chest is plain nasty and not at all funny. Maybe get someone else's opinion on that and see if it's similar to mine or yours. If you need the abortion thing, make it funny not just nasty. If you want to remove the stuff at the end then I guess I wont revert it. But I don't think it works on its own. Have fun OBLONGLobster. (hello) 15:21, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

I've given the chest thing second thought, and I came to realize it just isn't funny. I'll make modifacations to it and it won't be nasty like it was. I'll resumbit to Pee Review and I might expand the end. Cheers--Æ 18:15, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:34, Dec 17

	AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
	Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas!--Æ 02:09, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:10, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Just wondered why?

You removed the Noodle Dance section I just added to FSM? I took that from Noodle Dance which is about to die on VFH. Is the Noodle Dance not a well know part of FSM culture? Tis no biggie, I just wondered what your thoughts were. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 12:32, Jan 12

[edit] Chuck Norris Disambiguation

I have added to the Chuck Norris Disambiguation page and three times you have removed it. Please may I ask why this is as I only wish for others to see my own personal tribute to Chuck Norris. Please do not do this again. -- C. Norris ^(talk) 10:32, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Chuck Norris doesn't do personal....probably. OBLONGLobster. (hello) 21:28, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Chuck Norris tag

Why did you take the below tag off Chuck Norris/Paradox?

[edit] Thank you

Thank you for re-enplacing the tag -- C. Norris ^(talk) 11:56, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Nice

To see you back in the land of the living... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

[edit] More Stupid Chuck Norris Shit

Why do you keep removing the World of Warcraft "facts"? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:30, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

Well it seems like an odd thing to have in there. None of them seem that funny if you don't understand World of Warcraft or probably even if you do? Maybe the should be under a World of Warcraft article? Anyway...if you really want them in I wont delete them again. OBLONGLobster. (hello) 09:53, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

I see. I'm sick of the Chuck Norris, it's just that I hate vandalism more. Good call, there! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 21:32, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

[edit] You would, just to say that you had

Very funny comment to a picture - well done. The article shows a lot of promise too. Asahatter (annoy) 21:18, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Door Handle

Fair enough. It will take me a bit of time to get fully used to what constitutes funny and what constitutes everything else, guidelines or no. For the record, I didn't view it as spamming (although god knows it was to spamming what tofu is to meat) and tried to make it organic as opposed to "THIS IS AN ARTICLE GO READ". If I had no shame, I would have linked it into a featured article or something. If doorknobs has a page, then dammit, so can door handles. Anyway, thanks for the heads up. [[BlueDexter 21:16, 22 December 2008 (UTC)]]

[edit] Exo

Can you see my article: Extrasolar planets? —Flutterhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/c/c1/Fan_girl_1.jpg/21px-Fan_girl_1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/4/45/Nuke_explosion.gif/21px-Nuke_explosion.gif 02:55, 19 July 2009

[edit] Star Trek and You

First, let me apologize for my cutting, nasty remarks about the Star Trek article. I stand by them, but want you to understand they weren't directed at you personally. I read your article (with a few minor edits by others) Star Trek (British Version). While I can't say that's one of my favorite article on Uncyclopedia, I think it's much better than the Star Trek article. Your British version holds together, has a consistent feel, and is written in a consistent style. And by the way, I also read UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time. That is one of my favorite articles on Uncyclopedia! I'm not just saying that to be nice--I loved it.

The Star Trek article, on the other hand, is a hodgepodge that tries going in 50 directions at once and, like a ship that would try to do that, falls apart. I think what you ran into was the same thing I ran into trying to edit Lost in Space. There was a lot of crap in there and I tried to fix it so it would look and smell better. But the crap still stunk. I had been hesitant about throwing out too much that was written by others, but the Pee Review I got basically said do it. I think it's much harder to rewrite an already existing and bad article than it is to start one from scratch, and my reviewer agreed.

If you can write like you did on the man claiming to find God article, I would love to have you work on Star Trek! Please consider applying for Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization and voting for Star Trek. I'd be happy to say, "Welcome Aboard!" Binky The WonderSkull 05:23, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Star Trek universe

Thanks for "englishing" and please continue to do so if you have time. I'll add some more things from the German article tomorrow, for tonight I'm finished. NaturalBornKieler (talk) 21:15, 25 August 2009 (UTC)