User talk:Midget

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Welcome![edit]

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  GOSHZILLaDISGUSTING UNFUNNY NONSENSE 00:23, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Let's try that ~ Midget talkcontribs

UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit]

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UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit]

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UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is![edit]

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UnSignpost 4th September[edit]

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UnSignpost Randomber 30th[edit]

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UnSignpost September 10/17[edit]

Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/17-09-09 This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:21, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009[edit]

Hand delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 16:35, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost Sometime October 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost 29-10-2009[edit]

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UnSignpost Delivery! - December something![edit]

Late deliver courtesy of Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 00:07, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost January several-days-agoth[edit]

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:12, Jan 18

UnSignpost 21th January 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost 28th January 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit]

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UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit]

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UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit]

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UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 22:39, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit]

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UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit]

Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:15, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 21:19, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1 May[edit]

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