User talk:Modusoperandi

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Welcome to my talkpage. New stuff at the bottom, please.

Contents 1 hey 2 Picture thingy 3 Um... 4 Evening 5 You earned a little special something something 6 To Answer Your Question Honestly... 7 For listening to my whinging... 8 Bio 9 So, hypothetically... 10 Vacation 11 You shoulda banned watchamacallit, too. 12 Given that you closed sockpuppet of the month... 13 Hah! 14 question for modus. the real modus, not the fake one. go away, fake modus. 15 NotM 16 hello 17 hey 18 okay then, OKAY THEN 18.1 Distraction of some kind! 19 your talk page 20 Censorship Needed! 21 You beat me to God by seconds! 22 O hai 22.1 On the subject of intercession 23 He's doing it wrong 24 PLS 24.1 Since your online right now 24.2 On The Subject of the Above... 24.3 Third Subheader 24.4 In All Seriousness... 25 Has anybody noticed 26 The Front Page Has Been Changed! 27 hey modus 28 Just Thought I'd Say This 29 Thanks! 30 a true thank you 31 RE:Judging 32 You sir 33 Willing to judge others! 34 Why was a Poo Lit Surprise Nominated Article Huffed? 35 Question 36 UGotM silliness 37 Most Retarded, Gay, and Just Plain Stupid Joke Ever 38 Are you

[edit] hey

Does VFS need to have a sandwich of the month section because its a new month? --Docile hippopotamus 04:06, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

"...of the Month" is simply a metaphor. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:35, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Picture thingy

There appears to be a problem here. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 09:49, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

I tinkered, but to no effect. It displays properly on its own, but not on that collective page. I have no idea. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 10:10, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

If you ask me, it has something to do with those exclamation thingies. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 10:13, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

So, you have no idea either. Can't you just bask in the mystery? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 10:17, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I have no idea either. Can you change it so it goes to Uncyclopedia:VFP/Planet.jpg instead of Uncyclopedia:VFP/Planet!!.jpg? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 10:42, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

I changed the top secret featured page to reflect the change, then deleted the original...and it's still fooked. Since you smelled it, I'm going to have to assume that you dealt it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 10:56, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

I fix. I does! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 10:58, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Yay! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 11:00, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Like I said, it was the exclamation thingies. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 11:04, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Good call. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 11:05, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

I know. I'm awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 11:18, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Um...

Can I have my talk page back now please? ---- lifeless Ape (eat) 16:51, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Say what, now? I did that hours ago. It's time to move on, man. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 22:04, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Evening

Since the usual culprits are banned, can you jokeban me again for say six hours? I'm supposed to be getting my beauty sleep but I'm distracted and getting some shuteye would be appreciated... (and I just have to prove to someone that if you ask nicely, you get whatever you want... just don't tell him gender might matter in how soon you get what you want...) O_o -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 00:16, 15 Jul

Sorry, but I don't jokeban. Comedy is serious business. Seriously! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 00:25, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

How about pinning it on taking care of the mental wellbeing (in the form of a few hours of sleep caught at lack of anything more distracting to do) of younger uncyclopedia contributors? *flutters eyelashes* I'm really cute and cuddly... -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 00:29, 15 Jul

Your girlpower has no effect on me! For one thing, this is the internet. This means that you're not a girl. You make me sick. Perv. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 00:38, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

I'm not even into anything kinky, really. I'm not that bad. Honest. And since I lack the penis, have boobs and presumably still the uterus the doctor poked around in five weeks ago with probes even Olipro would hesitate to use, and last time I checked, I'm not a fed, either (last time I checked), so I think I'm female. You're right about me not being a girl, though. Not for a very long time... -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:09, 15 Jul

Ah-ha! So you admit it! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 14:58, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

I admit I'm a woman. "Girl" is history... :( -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:56, 15 Jul

You lost me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 20:45, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Means I'm past my jailbait, past my teenage and past my "girly" years. I see myself more as a woman than a girl, and the guys who have had the pleasure of enjoying my company would agree that I'm not innocent enough to be a girl ;) -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:51, 15 Jul

Oh. That's much better than my story. I'm a Dimension Warrior and heir to the Throne of Democracy of Justness, stranded here for eternity by General Zolkaar, Overthrower the Democracy of Justness, after he murdered the rest of my family, in the overthrowing where he overthrew them to their deaths over the Cliffs of Uncountable Suffering. I'm hunting for the forty-eight Jewels of Dimensia, which I can use to power my TSD (Time/Space/Dimension) Suit, to take me back home so that I can avenge that which has not been avenged.

While I'm here, can I crash on your couch? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:11, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I don't have a couch. And Mr Luvvy agreed to my demand of him not shipping his crappy old green couch with him to his new home, either... I threatened to burn it if I'd find it in his new apartment. (I bet the local fire brigade would have loved me after that...)

Hello boys... I'm going to be out in the parking lot with gasoline, matches and a piece of furniture I want to get rid of, can you come and put out the remains once it's out? No, I still love him, I'm just tired of the sofa his ex got him that isn't cuddly enough...

Or something in the vein of that. I'm tired of the halves of the couch sliding apart when cuddling. I've fallen between the halves a few times and trust me, I hate it. -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:45, 19 Jul

You have a couch? Elitist. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 10:55, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

I said I do not have one. And had I one, I'd call it a sofa. And had I a couch, it'd be one of those that has it's own chauffeur. /me points to the bit about having had a butler and nanny and whatnot in her sig... -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:05, 19 Jul

Sorry, it's late. Let me start over...

You had a couch? Elitist. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 11:07, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

I'm honestly not a member of the governing elite behind the scenes of an elaborate illusion of democracy! I can't help it that I'm born with a genuine noble title, now can I?! -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:11, 19 Jul

*Pbbt!* All I have is a beanbag chair, and not one of them classy ones with a cover, neither. That's right, my beanbag chair is just a pile of beans. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 11:16, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

*Too cute to not be liked* Honest! -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:32, 19 Jul

If you're talking about me, then we're clearly in agreement. *doe eyes* Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 11:52, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

/me hugs Modus. All is well again? -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:59, 19 Jul

Was it ever UnWell? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 12:11, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

I just wanted to know you're not angry with me for being an elitist... :) -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:13, 19 Jul

Just tell me you don't own a Volvo. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 12:24, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

I don't get what owning a volvo has to do with being an elitist. But no. I don't own a car . If I borrow one, it's my mother's '98 WV Golf 1.6, since my stepdad won't give me his BMW convertible. And Mr Luvvy drives a new Toyota, but I don't feel comfortable driving it, since it's a very big car for my driving skills on narrow roads... -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:34, 19 Jul

Everybody knows that those elitist East Coast, tooth brushin', book readin' liberals drive Volvos. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 12:43, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes! I brush my teeth! You caught me... HAPPY NOW?!!!!!11!!!(eleven)!! -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:01, 19 Jul

Obviously. Madly so. Also, I love you. *swoon* Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 13:18, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

You what?! You perv! -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:45, 19 Jul

Yeah. That's the stuff. Tell me I've been naughty. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 14:09, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

Sorry. I don't know what came over me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 14:13, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

O_O /me starts slowly making her way to the door, reaching for something to use as a weapon for self-defense if the need would arise... -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:47, 19 Jul

Don't worry. I'm too obese to get out of my chair. Plus, moving causes my heart to make those "badoosh badoosh" sounds. It's quite disconcerting. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 15:50, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

That's what computers and mothers in whose basement you live who carry food to you does to you... :) -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:58, 19 Jul

Yes, but the equation that most closely equals "love" is "mom + baked ham". Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:19, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] You earned a little special something something

THANK YOU! In appreciation for tolerating me when PMSing I wish to thank you by handing you this lovely sample of potted cactus erectus, found in my backyard. For your enjoyment and pleasure. Love and respect ~ Huggybear

-- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:15, 19 Jul

I do tolerate you. I'm all magnanimous 'n' shit. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:21, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes, you are a shit if you say so... -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:30, 19 Jul

I am. I am, indeed. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 22:39, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

At least one person has already said they're a little sad they haven't found that cactus picture first :D -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:53, 19 Jul

It looks like the art style of Reader's Digest (or Ray Comfort's horrible blog). Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 23:30, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

The original of those pictures had a square looking sig with -96 as the year. -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:47, 19 Jul

Logically, that's the only possibility. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 01:06, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] To Answer Your Question Honestly...

I've already packed them in a box and the movers have already shipped them to the airline, so I'm afraid I can't return them until I get to my new residence. And I won't even when I get there. *runs away* Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 20:22, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

It's not that big of a deal. They were Shandon's anyway. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 20:51, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh, really? Well, no matter. I'm pretty sure this Social Insurance Number with your name on it isn't Shandon's, and I happen to need a very large loan to cover the cost of my new house- or should I say, you do? *runs to the bank* Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 21:08, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. Good luck with that... Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 22:07, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

What the- damn you! You have a terrible credit rating!!! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 22:37, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

I know, right?! This one guy stole my identity this one time, and my credit was so bad that he died. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 23:16, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

That reminds me: I have an invoice here from the bank in the amount of $1,874,927.87 from the bank- they said "use any means neccecy to get it"... I'll be needing that now- I have all the legal documentation... Hand it over! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:42, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Yo no comprendo inglés. Señor Modusoperandi 00:56, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Because we all know in Canada, they speak spanish. T'avais plus de chance a me convincre que tu est francais, mais, qu'en meme, je parle francais. Maintenant, j'ai besoin ton argent! Monsieur Pas Un Bon Nom360 KUN 01:40, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Now you're just being ridiculous. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 02:06, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Ridikulus? I's nevers is ridikulus!@#@\^&^*$%^*111!! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 14:45, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I just came in here in hopes that Modus had another one of those gut-bustingly hilarious lines. Staircase 02:07, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

And he did. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 02:10, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

He always does, unless, of course, the matter is dead serious. But he still manages to squeeze one in even in those situations. Staircase 02:11, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

You can tell I'm being serious when I use my serious face. Seriously! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 02:14, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I have a serious face. It looks like sort of like Donald Trump. Staircase 02:15, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

That's what she said. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 02:16, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually it is; they two of us were walking and she made that remark. I replied "Well, me too!" and then we made awkward love. Staircase 02:18, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Next time, stop walking first. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 02:30, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually, it was a lot more entertaining that way. You know I always love a challenge. Staircase 02:40, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Sidewalks are for walking. Jerk. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 02:42, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually, we were walking around a department store. They kicked us out after a little bit. Staircase 02:45, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Well, it was inappropriate for the children's clothing section. In lingerie, maybe... Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 02:55, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually, in the kitchen section, where we could spoon. Staircase 02:57, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Puns are the lowest form of humour. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 02:59, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

...and that's why I use them, and that explains why I am not funny. Staircase 03:02, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

(de-indent) Puns have their place. It's not here. I do have standards. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 03:07, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Fine, I'll go use my punnage somewhere else. Staircase 03:08, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Or, I could use actual humour! How does that sound? Staircase 03:19, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Awful. Try mime. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 03:23, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Naw. If you weren't funny you'd be on Wikipedia. They aren't funny at all. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 03:22, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, well I know that. You have to have some sense of humour here. And, wow, it appears I am becoming British. I naturally typed "humour" instead of "humor". Staircase 03:29, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

British spelling is naturally funnier than the alternative. This is because "u" is one of Nature's most comedic letters. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 03:53, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

True story here, not two or three months ago, I was talking to my friends how the letter U was, indeed the funniest letter. Naturally nobody agreed with me because they're idiots. Good to see someone has some sense. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:55, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

How so? Is 'U' your favourite letter? Staircase 03:55, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

All of the letters are my favourite. Even Z. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 03:56, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I like ost letters, all except J. Staircase 03:59, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

"Ost"? You Swedish? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:10, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

No; I'm a completely ignorant typer. But I'll be Swedish if you want me to......... Staircase 04:12, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

That last bit sounds like a crooner tune from the 30's. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:14, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I have a interesting history with the word 'Swedish'. Best kept to myself, however. Staircase 04:16, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Probably. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:19, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh, yes, another applaud to you for this. I laughed for quite a bit. Staircase 04:21, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I did too. There isn't enough "conflating people with inanimate objects" humour, I find. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:29, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

However, if there becomes too much it just gets ridiculous. Sort of like all of those acts about that Borris wait, Norris guy. Staircase 04:34, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Who? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:37, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I don't know much about 'm either. Also, lol. The first paragrpah of that article is genius writing. Staircase 04:39, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. That's a good example of delayed comedy. It started out as a Ban Patrol comment (2nd to last paragraph) from 2006. Seriously! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 05:16, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Inspiration can come from anything, even that old creepy guy who lives down the road from me. Take, for example, his wart-covered feet. Staircase 05:35, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

They aren't warts. They're boils. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 06:43, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I don't know about that, I tried to lance them with something but I could manage to do was press up against it. Didn't even pierce the skin. But then I threw that carrot away and tried it with a needle, where it sank right into his skin. But no fluid came pouring out. And, actually, I do have an idea for an article from when I was over at my buddy's house with some friends. Staircase 15:55, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] For listening to my whinging...

PuppyOnTheRadio has awarded you a cookie! Quick bask in glory. Now get back to work administratorisiationing!

I have only two questions: who are you, and have we met before? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 02:56, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh that's right, use me up and when you're finished toss me out of your bed. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 09:01, 23/07/2009

That was you? Oh. I didn't recognize you without the paper bag over your head. Sorry. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 09:06, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

{{Special:Random Sexual Innuendo}} Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 09:10, 23/07/2009

Hey! That was what got you into this mess in the first place! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 13:59, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

In-your-end-o, what about in-my-end-o. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 23:36, 24/07/2009

[edit] Bio

Why aren't you listed on Uncyclopedian Bios yet? -- GBA2005 I Want You! 17:40, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Because...I'm really a ghost. Ooooo-oooo! The Ghost of Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 19:07, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I Confuuzedd -- GBA2005 I Want You! 19:05, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

You're confused? Imagine how I feel! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:09, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Ethereal? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:12, 24 Jul

Marshmallowy, actually. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:21, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Did I see you in Ghostbusters? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:38, 24 Jul

No. My scenes got cut. Originally, there was a whole family. I was the Stay Puft Marshmallow Boy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 22:16, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

This foul knave hath been slain. If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased. The great and noble knight GBA2005 hath killed Modusoperandi with his Ghostbusting gear because Modusoperandi is a ghost.

-- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:49, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh. That's terribly unfortunate. I had a roast in the oven. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 00:00, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Excelent That means I can eat tonight. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 00:40, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] So, hypothetically...

What would one have to do to piss you off so much you'd jokeban them? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 02:13, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Ask me a question, probably. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:02, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

How about jokeban for ten seconds? Staircase 04:03, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

If you ride the tiger, don't be surprised when you get bit. By the tiger, I mean. Rawr! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:24, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Ha! I was offline already! Your pathetic two-hour ban was meaningless! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 22:18, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

You sure told me! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 22:51, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Mine wasn't! I got banned right in the middle of writing something! Lucky me, it wasn't important, it was just my college thesis. Staircase 22:26, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time, especially if your crime involves asking an incompetent admin for a ban, that admin accidentally gives you one much, much longer than he intended, and that admin then gives himself a ban, as well. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 22:51, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh boy, you shuld have seen it after you resurrected me. My ip was still banned! Staircase 22:53, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

It's magic that anything works at all. And not the Houdini kind of magic. The David Blaine kind. *Shudder* Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 23:01, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh, David Blaine, he should go piss in a river. He does goddamn stunts. Bah. What a load of crap. Staircase 23:09, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Vacation

I will be going on vacation on Thursday and be back on the 11th. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 15:38, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Good to know. I'll feed your plants and water your cat. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 20:08, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

I will send you a postcard from Mainitoba. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 20:24, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Make sure you get one of their hill. From what I understand, it's breathtaking. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 20:47, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

So what what you're telling me is that they have a breathtaking postcard on "Their Hill"? Also I have to work double shift because someone called in sick... with no supper! -- GBA2005 I Want You! 21:18, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Baldy "Mountain". 832m of vague uphillness. Last year a mountain climber had his rope break near the peak. He fell almost three and a half feet. They had to call Mountain Rescue to help him walk back down. It was a nailbiter. He spent over an hour in hospital recuperating from the bruise.

Why did someone call in sick with no supper? That sounds fishy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:48, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

They called at 5pm I arrived at 5:30pm. I still have no supper and it is 6pm. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 21:55, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Let me be the first to say, "Aw, muffin." (hint: if you carry a can of "instant breakfast" with you, you'll never go hungry. If you add a hipflask, you'll never go sober, either.) Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 22:56, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Even at work! Hmmm... that gives me an idea... -- GBA2005 I Want You! 22:57, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

It got me through many a long flight. Then they took away my pilot's license. Stupid FAA. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 23:04, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Fish Against Acronyms. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:12, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Fucking Awful Acronyms. Actually I'm only commenting in regards to your comment on watering the cats reminded me of this picture and the method of composing known as "throwing cats and water across the room while you get a famous artist to jump in the air." I love the work of Dali. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 00:52, 29/07/2009

Um. Yeah. Good luck with that. Personally, I prefer the work of Dolly...

Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen

Pour myself a cup of ambition

Yawnin', stretchin', try to come to life

Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin'

Out on the streets the traffic starts jumpin'

And folks like me on the job from nine to five

It's catchy and true. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 01:10, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Greetings from Winnipeg, I come in peace. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 17:56, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Really? I come in packages of ten. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 18:13, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Winnipeg's slogan: "If you don't think hell freezes over, you havn't been to Winnipeg." (Canada's highest crime rate) -- GBA2005 I Want You! 18:27, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

It's Winnipeg. The only thing you can do there to pass the time is burgle. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 18:30, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] You shoulda banned watchamacallit, too.

He started it. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 09:26, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm quite indiscriminate in my bannings. My Captain says that I'm a loose cannon. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 09:39, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

I got a loose cannon for ya. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 09:51, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Perfect timing. I've been looking for a new loose cann...hey! Put that away. Freak. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 10:08, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Given that you closed sockpuppet of the month...

Do you also want to get rid of it on {{awardpage}}? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:46, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

That was done and undone already. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 23:47, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Leddy put it back on after it was taken off, so no. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 23:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Gotcha. My history is obviously a little lacking. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:57, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

I think at the time I wanted to preserve it for posterity. However, posterity is overrated, so feel free to get rid of it. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:14, Aug 7

You know what's not overrated? Pie. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 17:18, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes it is. Not only is it overrated, but it seems to have brainwashed everyone into thinking it tastes like something other than goat shit. Pie is devious. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:22, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hah!

I now have an account. Too bad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 10:25, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Okay. Now change your sig, sockpuppety person. I don't mind people trying to be like me, because I am pretty awesome, but mimicry is only amusing to a point. Copying my sig exactly, including the spelling, is creepy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 17:16, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Man, I hate it when people call me creepy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 17:25, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Then stop being creepy. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:29, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] question for modus. the real modus, not the fake one. go away, fake modus.

could you look at the lead story of this week's unsignpost and tell me if i'm overstepping any bounds by dancing around the subject of wikia and ads? thanks! Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:44, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

"Overstepping"? "Bounds"? What crazy words are these?! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 22:07, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] NotM

Tiki? What Tiki? Ummm, can I hand it back? Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 00:23, 8/08/2009

Winners of NotM have a history of disappearing (and by "a history of", I mean a couple of winners promptly disappeared). NotM is our Bermuda Triangle. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 00:31, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, as in I won NotM last month, and started full time work 3rd August, so I have a lot less time to devote to Uncyc now so I'm likely to all but disappear? Well I can tell you that there is no reason to be concerned. POTR Bark! ▇ CUN Tiki Vote

That's what the other guys said, too. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 00:51, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Including me. Just kidding. I just felt like butting in here, but I probably get banned for two weeks by doing so. Staircase 01:02, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Apparently we're not true users until we get banned anyway. I've just referred to a fictional admin on an edit I did not long ago so I'm just waiting now. My first ban! A badge I will wear with pride! BTW, thankies on fixing the new pseudo sig. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 01:05, 8/08/2009

Just remember that every <thing> needs a </thing> and you'll avoid most formatting issues. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 01:09, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

wat Staircase 01:15, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

<opinion> Don't worry, he's just trying to prove his intellectual superiority! </opinion> Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 01:17, 8/08/2009

wats intellectual mean Staircase 01:19, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

It means that I'm pretty awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 01:23, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

|agre²| 100% <whisper>Just go along with him... when we get banned he might be nice enough to unban us if he thinks we actually like him</whisper>Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 01:34, 8/08/2009

Wait wat ban. i don't like being baned. someon ehlp me out here!!!! Staircase 01:41, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] hello

Dear Mr. Mode Operational ID,

I come here, upon lease of life, to posit a computeralory problem. My PS3 has just taken it's last wickets and has been bowled out for 500 runs (or so), so my gaming attentions have turned to the asinine, dusty PC I have in this house. I say asinine and dusty because I presume it's stats are rather comedic, and that in order to play the new Total War game, I must improve them. My mum mentioned it to me recently that I "should put a bit of money towards improving the PC", and I replied "that's a good idea, since I got a bit of money from my birthday the other week". "It's a shame you're bisexual" uttered mum, "Yes. Yes, it is" I added. However, I know no more about PC's hardware than my dog does. All I do know is that it has 256 RAM and that I bought a new graphics card for it some three years ago or so. I do know that 256 RAM is probably very poor compared to today's standards. So it enlightens on me that all I have to do is purchase more RAM, but then that's all I'd do, because of me naivety in these affairs. I know I'd probably have to equip the machine with a bit more stuff, the question is: what stuff, and what if it's £100 at the most?

I had once asked this question before to a computer expert friend of mine, a young, streetwise chap of Vietnamese descent (his father shot a Vietcong man during the war, don't you know), but I have unfortunately been unable to regain contact with him. It's been some time since we last spoke anyway. Anyway. I recall once that the last time I had asked him what stuff I should get, he rendered from a piece of a paper a rather tidy list. It must've included a new motherboard and whatever. I don't remember at all.

But I do remember you helping out OptyC in these rather turgid times, in regards to seeking a decent playing machine. I was wondering if you, Mr. Modusoperandi, would be willing to help me? I am perfectly willing to retrieve any info about this computer (if you can tell me how to) if you wish to. Overall I probably will want to spend no more than £100, is that possible or too laughable a budget to merely improve the PC's system? Beg willing for an answer, thanks again. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:47, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

A three year old PC? With no idea what's already inside it? Only a hundred wiggly L's to spend? Probably the video card (like this or this, if the slot is right and if you've got enough power to run it and if...). Of course, I'd save up for a while and start all over again with a new computer. Three years is a long time for a computer. But that's just me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 17:23, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

i am afraid of ghosts and to say that the computer is older still. like, a thousand years older. there are incan gods etched on the side of the hard drive. it's from 2002 or so LOL. i got a video card which allows most high-spec games from 2006 to work (but not perform too well), and only the RAM prevents new games from working spotlessly. for example, i can get medieval 2: total war to work, but only low graphics and even then it still lags time to time (and makes me reluctant to actually do the battles myself). i was aware of the option of starting all over again, but i was hopping like a frog that i might be able to get away with doing as minimal as possible renovation to my current PC. generally, i just want to be able to play RTS games, maybe only empire: total war. whu knos. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:33, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Computer specs? (eg: cpu, ram, vid-card, hdd)

The vid-card slot is what type (pci, pci express)?

How many watts is the power supply rated for?

Does the power supply have any sixpin or eightpin pci power cables?...if not, how many spare molex cables does it have? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:17, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

um... so that canadian actress marie-josée croze is pretty hot.

i hate to express how deep my computer naivety is, but believe me when i say i do not know how to retrieve the information you just asked for. i will take a stab at what i can: the video card is a ATI radeon 9250 graphics processor (i just checked the box and found AoE: the conqueror's expansion! whuh-ho!) and ram is 256. that is honestly all i can come up with. any way you could help me somehow????????/ thanks again --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:02, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

So the video card is a 9250...with 256mb ram? What's the CPU? How much ram does the system have? (Go "Start", "Control Panel", "System" and the "General" tab will show that).

A little googling shows both of the cards I linked above are about twice as fast as the 9250. I don't know how accurate the reviews are, but with the same version of 3dmark the 9250 got 5308, 9600 got 12000 and the 4830 got 11690. So, if your computer can take it (both look like they require a 6pin pci power plug), either should provide a noticeable boost.

Although you're probably screwed. It looks like the 9250 was PCI, while cards better than that are PCI-E. Hah! Loser.

The 8400 looks like the fastest PCI video card. It sucks (it's maybe 20% faster than the 9250), but at least it's cheap! Woo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 07:12, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

I checked the "General" tab and the CPU info is: AMD Athlon(tm) XP 2000+ (carbon dating I think) 1.66 GHz, 512 MB of RAM.

This'll be uncanny perhaps, but the 9250 was cheap when I bought it and my impetus to buy it was "wow! 9250 computer horsepowers! That'll make it TOTALLY POWERFUL". I only bought it because I knew it would make an improvement, despite it only being what, twelve quid? Cut me some slack here!

In fact, when the stage lighting man from my dad's am-dram productions fitted in the card, there was a slight worry that it actually wasn't compatible with the PC, like maybe it wasn't PCI or PCE or PC Plod or whatever you mean. But a little hammering here and there and he got it working. Fuck me sideways if I know what happened. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:06, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

The bad news is that any single change you can make won't make much of a difference. The good news is that my year-old computer is pretty fast, even with the giant monitor that I just bought. In fact, my old computer, (which sits in the corner, off and forlorn) is still faster than the boat anchor you're running. I hope that the good news helps to cheer you up a bit, dork. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 11:17, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

I've never been so insulted before in my life. I demand to see the manager of this propriety. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:44, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

It's not your fault. You didn't know. You did not know, man. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:35, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

My PC runs Monkey Island 5 really well though!!!!!!! --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:37, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, LucasArts, you once-shiny thing... Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 02:16, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

you only ever make indirect references to something in relation to the subject, faker --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:37, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

I never Monkey Island'd, but I remember that LucasArts used to be pretty consistently awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 12:58, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Drive by: I'm Monkey Islanding at the moment actually - back to my youth with the original thanks to XBox Live. It's a wonderful thing. And you fight like a dairy farmer. Anyway, carry on. --UU - natter 13:07, Aug 13

I was never an adventure gamer. Adventure game logic always perplexed me ("Randomly combine stuff I pick up with stuff in my location to do...something?"). Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 13:57, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Interesting - with your way with a non-sequitur, I'd have thought you'd have been a dab hand at that. Besides, part of the humour of the Monkey Island games (and there's a lot of humour in them) is in the ridiculous items you carry around, and how you use them. "A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that be?"; "Use giant q-tip in ear of giant monkey head" etc etc etc... --UU - natter 14:23, Aug 13

UnLogic only amuses me when I control it. I've gone quite mad with power. Mad! In games I prefer stuff that makes sense, not makes sense after the fact. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 14:32, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

UU only came here to cover up for your weaknesses, modus. you have no connection with the distinct at ALL --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 14:57, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes, it's vaguely ironic. On a side note, did you know that Aquaman was allergic to seafood? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 15:13, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

i'll not care for your lack of interest in procuring sense after the fact has already been stated. this ideology seeks an idea and milks it dry. what am i to ignore such a rule --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:17, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

(de-indent) You lost me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 15:23, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

how dare you solicit a response using your blank words within an indent askew --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:05, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

(de-indent) Are you running your comments through a computerized language translator a couple of times, or is the language center of my brain dying? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 16:15, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

/I put on my robe and wizard hat. Perhaps I can help. I believe he's saying that he's very drunk and appreciates all your help in this matter. Or that he's just sat on a pineapple. He's using a very rare dialect. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:26, 13 Aug

Since when do translators wear robes and wizard hats? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 17:42, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] hey

Are users allowed to vote on images that have already been featured? --Docile hippopotamus 10:53, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Yes they are. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 12:56, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Is it frowned upon? If so, who is frowning, and how good of a frown do they have? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:08, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

No, it's not frowned upon. That's how featured images become formerly featured images (or super-extra featured ones). Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 17:12, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Wait, really? Is the image class determined by its score or something? I always figured Zombiebaron decided how classy a featured image is, and that's the end of it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 04:51, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

I think that's how it is. It uses a complexified series of mathemalogical number thingys to calcificate when it appearizes on the frontpage. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:55, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] okay then, OKAY THEN

if you can't at least help me make my boat anchor any the less rusty, perhaps you could help me out with videoLAMES instead?

i have neglected pc vidjagames for quite some time (obviously). the games i liked playing on the pc were pretty much: call of duty 1 and 2, sid meier's pirates!, monkey island 1 2 3 and 5, sam and max 1 and 2, grim fandango, roller coaster tycoon 1 and 2 (very depressing now), age of empires 1 and 2, empires: domtw, empire earth 2, rise of nations, combat flight simulator 3 (i have a neato joystick somewhere which i'm sure still kicks arse), rome: total war, medieval: total war 2 and one game which i am reluctant to play again, world of warcraft (which, despite my pc, worked absolutely perfectly).

i generally have an interest in any of those kind of games. my pc isn't the hotbed of new next-gen videogames, but it is the equivalent of a 1990s house compilation album. full of ripped classics that are totally awesome. some of the games had lag, but i'm relatively confident that even some modern games could work well on the pc (more tales of monkey island rather than modern warfare 2, i'm getting that shit for the ps3).

some of the genres that get my motor going the most are: rpg, sandbox, shooting, driving, simulation, rts and comedy puzzles.

i like games that have a mix of sandbox and something else. such as sandbox and driving, where i can still control a human running around and going to the toilet and whatever the fuck, inbetween comandeering a car. or perhaps sandbox and rpg where i can still do lots of other stuff unrelated to the plot, like in 1990s final fantasy.

i also like games that have a similar (but perhaps more blatantly professional) set up as sid meier's pirates!

anyway, i'm not even sure if you like videogames, you only have two computers more suited for videogames than me just piss me off. any help that you can spare? --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 13:26, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Today's Tip: One of the coolest, most addictive and immense videogames ever created by man is Mount&Blade. Very highly recommended by yours truly for every PC gamer. (And it doesnt require a top end system, its pretty modest graphics-wise) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 13:45 August 15 '09

mmmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm, my sphinx friend, you are onto a winner. even looking at the screenshots just adds this game to my list. there's not much info for me though, just a description and images. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:14, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

If you like RTS games (Age of Empires, Rise of Nations) you should look into Sid Meier's Civilization series. It's not technically an RTS given that it's turn-based, but it's far more polished (and has more of a point than) Pirates! and Civilization IV is considered to be one of the most definitive strategy games on the PC. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:25, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

good point. i had heard of other sid meier games but i only got the pirate ones because i like firing cannons, walking off planks, raping villages and that in my spare time. i've heard of civilisation more than the rest of his games, i'll give it a shot, thanks. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:48, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

If you like driving, as in driving simulators, Live for Speed (not Need for Speed) kicked ass, back when I played it. And I do play games, just not very mand or very often or, um, very well. I'm very slowly playing Fallout III: The Search for Spock, and I recently gave up on Overlord II: The Wrath of Khan after getting stuck on that damn bit after the Spider Queen. And the only reason I have a good computer (and an old computer that's still reasonably quick) is because I've got a pretty good job. Also, I take kickbacks. And graft. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 17:39, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

unlicensed driving games usually scare me (namco's ridge racer was totally sexy though, but i prefer gran turismo), but i'll get the demo at least. i've completed fallout 3 (none of your dlc packs though, since sony wasn't invited to the party) several times and i'm still not finished with it. i want to make a character who only has 10/10 skill in luck and nothing else, so i can have some guybrush threepwood effect. i've heard of overlord, but wasn't really interested much. i don't have a job, unless you count waiting for christmas and birthdays. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:48, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Have you considered getting a job, you lazy bum? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 20:57, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

yes, i intend to peruse music talents :3 --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:05, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

The Fallout DLC packs are coming to PSN pretty soon, and a Game of the Year edition with the game and all packs is coming out around mid-October. If you like Fallout and you haven't already done so, check out The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion GotY edition. It's made by the same guys that did Fallout 3 and it's down to about $20 in some places. It's also enormous, I played it for over a week without even touching the main quest. Just so ya know and all whatnot. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:48, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

i had forgotten that the dlc packs were coming to psn anyway. i can only remember that it has something to do with the 'event', which sounds dandy. there aren't enough depressing nuclear war videogames. i played oblivion actually, though not enough (it's a shame i neglect these kind of games, since i have a totally wicked name for female characters and everything), stopping just as the first bit with the king. i eventually only ever spoke about it with friends, and i was often dismayed by the fact that you can't slash&run on the horse, or simply run enemies over because that'd totally be how i'd play the game. if it's as big as you say it is, then i'll definitely give it another try. i know my cousin would lend me the ps3 version of his, but my ps3's broken atm. rather wait for it to be fixed instead of getting pc version of things. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:05, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

I played Oblivion for about ten hours...then never touched it again. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 22:40, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Man, you both suck. I don't wanna play with you no more. In other news, in terms of fighting on horseback and running things over, I would recommend Bladestorm: The Hundred Year's War. It's kinda like an RTS in that you control different types of squads to capture enemy strongholds, but instead of controlling them from heaven you're actually down on the field getting your hands dirty, ordering your squad to do exactly what you do, and taking control of squads fighting beside you on the fly (or summoning ones you've bought). There are also loads of class types - I haven't even seen them all yet - including sword on horse, spear on horse, lance on horse, and even Mongols with bows on horse, in addition to multiple classes of sword and spear and knife and shortbow and longbow and bow and elephant and some weird shield thingy with spikes on it and rapier and other stuff. There's also a demo for it on the Playstation Store, so you can try before you buy. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:51, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Small world. I did the soundtrack for a porn movie called Lance on horse. And by "did the soundtrack", I mean "had sex with it". It was pretty hot. Hot enough that my man-on-tape scene made the last Men gone...ick! dvd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 23:00, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

sounds like a good game, but it falls back to what i was looking for: a game for the pc, because my ps3 is knackered. and i don't want to play world of warcraft ever again. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:06, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Have you considered trying World of Warcraft? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 23:16, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, well then, it appears I've gone as far as I can help you. You should try that one thing that Modus suggested. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:28, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

maybe when i'm dead. i've ordered civilisation iv: complete from amazon though. thanks for the suggestion. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:40, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Civ IV is awesome. I played that and most of the other Civs to death. If you're ordering it from Amazon, you can save four bucks if you also order World of Warcraft. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 00:47, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

What's World of Warcraft? Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 01:01, 16/08/2009

i already have world of warcraft somewhere in this maze of a mansion. and "four bucks", or should i say three shillings and halfpenny. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 01:03, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Woof! Woof! Woof! Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 01:15, 16/08/2009

I just felt like butting in. /sticks butt in Also, I didn't read a single message. What are you talking about? Staircase 01:30, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Nachlader is gonna get World of Warcraft. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 01:46, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Damn. People say I have no life. At least I don't play those kind of games, much less video games in general. I just waste my time on Uncyclopedia and outside playing sports. Staircase 01:50, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Um, Uncyclopedia is just a text-based MMO. Also, "outside"? "Playing sports"? You kidder you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 01:54, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

It's called "Golf". Staircase 01:58, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

(de-indent) No. "Outside" means "the living room is window open", and "playing sports" is "playing Colecovision Baseball" (with the admittedly awesome controllers). If you're going to lie, at least try to keep it realistic. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 02:09, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Fine. Staircase

I always thought that "playing sports" was a euphemism for masturbation. I'm so glad you're here Modus to show me how it's done! Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 07:04, 16/08/2009

OMG, a Colecovision reference! Have I ever told you I love you Modus? -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:56, 20 Aug

Yes. Yes you do. All the time. It's getting to be a little bit creepy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 22:18, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Distraction of some kind!

Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 08:20, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

-- GBA2005 I Want You! 16:52, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] your talk page

it is blue. That is all. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:23, Sep 5

Why are you posting in the middle of my talkpage? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 15:50, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Censorship Needed!

On Forum:Another day, another call from the White House. It appears someone mentioned a person who Wikia doesn't want us to mention. --Mn-z 02:45, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

I completely disagree. Someone simply said a random name and linked it to Google's search results for that name. There isn't any context of who that is nor why I said it. It is in no way as slanderous as me saying, "There's a guy named Michael Jordan." See? Nothing for anyone to complain about. Nothing illegal. Not even any context. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 02:51, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

That being said, I don't think our wiki overlords at Wikia wants us to mention that person. --Mn-z 02:52, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

And I don't think I want to mention Hitler, but I did. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 02:53, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

And so? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 02:54, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Wikia was legal threated by the White House and he have been avoiding her name in the entire forum post. --Mn-z 02:57, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

I think I speak for all of us when I say UN:N applies. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:00, Aug 17

The reason they were threatened with legal recourse was because it was supposedly slanderous. Just saying the name definitely isn't. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 03:03, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Rumpelstiltskin? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 03:08, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

I went ahead and informed a staff on IRC. It appears he wasn't on. They would have found about it anyway in a few hours at most, as its almost definitely on Sannse's watchlist. Anyway, I personally really don't care, but I don't want Wikia to get sued. Well, at least until uncyclopedia transfers to another wiki hosting service. Dex, please don't take it personally. --Mn-z 03:18, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

American law edited to remove potentially slanderous content Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 08:39, 17/08/2009

I took it personally, Mnbvcxz. Now my balls hurt. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 22:22, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, it appears Wikia didn't do anything about it. So either they're ok with it, or Sannse didn't bother watching that page. --Mn-z 05:16, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] You beat me to God by seconds!

I didn't know the right way to fix the God connection to the voting. We asked several people to fix it yesterday, and nobody had done it. So I was being a bold n00b and was putting this there:

• CORRECTION to above: Voting is HERE

But when I tried to edit it, it said somebody had just edited it. Then I saw it was you and you fixed it right! Thanks! Miley Spears 16:19, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Also I'm sorry you're dead. But I guess that gives you a direct connection to God, right? Miley Spears 16:22, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

I would take credit for the fix, but I'm too humble. Also, someone else came up with the fix. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 17:20, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] O hai

I am ban evading to ask you to consider reducing my block to negative one hour, plus one hour for ban evading. You are a gentleman and a scholar. 67.15.221.2 04:27, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

18 hours 12 seconds is a bit excessive for a joke ban. --Mn-z 04:43, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

But he said that he didn't care about Oscar Wilde! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 05:22, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Okay, say three "Hail Wildes" and I'll unban you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 05:22, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Hail Wilde, full of wit. Thy fame is with thee. Blessed art thou among poets, and blessed is the fruit of thy pen "The Importance of Being Ernest." Holy Wilde, father of wit, pray for us nonartists now and in the hour of our writer's block.

Hail Wilde, full of wit. Thy fame is with thee. Blessed art thou among poets, and blessed is the fruit of thy pen "The Importance of Being Ernest." Holy Wilde, father of wit, pray for us nonartists now and in the hour of our writer's block.

Hail Wilde, full of wit. Thy fame is with thee. Blessed art thou among poets, and blessed is the fruit of thy pen "The Importance of Being Ernest." Holy Wilde, father of wit, pray for us nonartists now and in the hour of our writer's block.

Prayers said on behalf of Hyperbole, who is not longer with us. --Mn-z 05:30, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm not going to leave a message hear cause Modus might screw me over with a 'joke' ban again. Staircase 05:40, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

I would, too. I'm a real bastard. Ooo! I hate me sooo much! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 06:31, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

On a related note, I discovered that you unblocked Hyperbole before I said the three "Hail Wildes". Therefore, you caused me to 3 Hail Wildes for no purpose. --Mn-z 17:08, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Clearly, Modus would make a good nun. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:15, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

I would. Except for chastity. And poverty. And obedience. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 17:18, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Maybe you could be a lecherous priest then? --Mn-z 20:35, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Naw. That's the wrong kind of lechery. Lecherous pastor, maybe. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 20:43, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

This is Uncyclopedia. Everything here has no purpose. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 17:18, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] On the subject of intercession

It appears somebody banned User:Miley Spears for a day for using sockpuppetry to appeal a "joke ban" of "till judgement day". Can you please apply my 3 "Hail Wildes" to her if at all possible? --Mn-z 00:58, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

No. Because a day is not infinity. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 03:12, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

But, according to Zeno's paradox, it will take an infinite number of moments for a fast moving object to overtake a slower one. Since we observe fast objects overtaking slower ones (in time intervals on the order of seconds or less), we must conclude that an infinite number of moments passes within seconds. Since infinity is equal to an infinite number of moments, we must conclude that infinity has passed between the banning and the current time. Therefore, since the ban length is less than infinity, she is unbanned and this response is a moot point. --Mn-z 05:18, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

Get a job, philosopher! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 06:48, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

When did you observe the slower moving object overtake the faster one? Was this under the influence of cheap Greek Wine while sitting out in the hot sun? Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 06:58, 23/08/2009

/me gets broom Shoo, philosophers, shoo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 07:00, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] He's doing it wrong

Ban please --Charitwo^Talk 22:19, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Done. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 22:30, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] PLS

Are you de facto running the PLS? Just out of curiosity. You know I love you, but I was kind of hoping that...uh... -- [sir] e|m|c ^[TALK] 22:36, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh. The last one was six months ago, and the one last year at this time started in July...so I figured that it'd been forgotten. I've got the judging and entry pages ready, and I asked Sannse about the possibility of prizes. If you want it, I'm not going to fight you over it. Instead, I'd kill you in your sleep. Then I'll pretend to be you. Y'know, but cool. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 23:42, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Well it's up to you really. I do have some interest in running it again and if Wikia doesn't fork out the moneys then I'll be glad to. -- [sir] e|m|c ^[TALK] 06:55, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Since your online right now

Can you move NEW YORK TO BAN SHRINK RAYS back to UnNews:Trig mourns grandmommy's loss where it belongs. Some page-move vandal moved it, and I think we need an admin to delete UnNews:Trig mourns grandmommy's loss to make way for the move. --Mn-z 04:09, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Done. TKF banned the guy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:18, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] On The Subject of the Above...

...front page needs to be changed. You know how I am about that. Yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:20, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it needed to be changed. Seven hours ago! It can wait until tomorrow. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:26, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

But...but...but...obsessive-compulsiveness...arghhmmmmpppghh. Yeah, you're probably right. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:28, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Could we get by with unprotecting that? There is actually alot of stuff on the mainpage that is only semi-protected. --Mn-z 04:37, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

No. You can't be trusted. Even admins can't be trusted. They're all jerks, every last one of them! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Actually, looking at the mainpage, someone could foul it up fairly easily with what is already only semi-protected. --Mn-z 04:52, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Thank you for the inspiration. Staircase 04:58, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Hush, you! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 05:10, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

People have in the past, but it doesn't happen a lot and it always gets quickly reverted. Mostly we just figure that anyone dumb enough to bother vandalizing a wiki probably doesn't spend too much time figuring out how to edit the main page templates. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:13, Aug 24

So if you make changing the featured article a complicated process, you could unprotect it then, right? --Mn-z 05:16, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

No, because vandals don't typically feature the wrong page for their vandalism, they usually just blank and/or replace with shock pics or cyberbullying. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:24, Aug 24

Can someone change the front page, please? Seriously, I'm slowing dying over here. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:25, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Right, except most don't realize that they can, thus leaving us mostly protected. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:35, Aug 24

[edit] Third Subheader

Because. Staircase 04:32, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Kudos. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] In All Seriousness...

...can we make it so anyone (or at least me) can change the front page (provided rules/protocols etc. are followed), because, like, seriously, the fact that isn't always changed on time is quite obnoxious. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:12, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

No. We do it just to bother you, and get great pleasure from your embothereding. Why would we do something that takes away a measure of our joy? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 05:26, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Fag. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:27, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

I always suspected that was the reason. --Mn-z 05:29, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, not really, though I would very much like it if you changed the front page. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:30, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

If we changed it right now, the featured article wouldn't really get a full day of featuring, so it's not really fair to the next page in the queue. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:37, Aug 24

Well, the one up for featuring next is my article, and I'm sure we're all aware of my position on the issue up to this point. Quite frankly, I'd rather my article only featured for 18 hours or whatever it'll be by this point than have the current article be featured for another day and muck up the whole "daily featured article" thing in the process. So yeah. In summation: change the fucking front page. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:07, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

You're not the boss of us! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 06:14, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, maybe I should be (but seriously, change the front page). —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:25, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I get it now. Liverpool. Liverpudlian. Pool. Puddle. That's witty. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 08:02, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Has anybody noticed

The front page hasn't been changed? Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 07:50, 24/08/2009

Nope. You're the first. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 07:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] The Front Page Has Been Changed!

Someone actually did their fucking job! And it wasn't you! Woah! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 17:11, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] hey modus

I don't know if you realized this yet, but the front page hasn't been changed. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:42, Aug 24

The what's done what now? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 17:11, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Can somebody tell me whats going on? I see two post contradicting each other. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/ec/Gba3.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/c1/The_empire_small.jpg Join Us 17:46, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Guildy informed Modus that an admin forgot to change the front page. Modus replied that since it was 7 hours after the feature change time, if he changed the frontpage now, the next feature wouldn't get a full day. Guildy said he didn't care, and demanded that the front page be changed. Modus said he didn't care, so he left it as it is. And eventually, MrN9000 got around to changing the front page. --Mn-z 18:08, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

It was actually only four hours. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:34, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Apparently you aren't on metric time. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:08, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Just Thought I'd Say This

Sorry about the other day--in retrospect, I was kind of a dick. However, you must admit that your decided not changing of the front page didn't exactly help things get along, ya know? Now, I'd like to think that I'm a good little user: I take people's Pee advice, I leave reasons for my votes, I even let IPs edit my articles from time to time. Hell, I even received the unofficial Best Friend of the Month award. All in all, I'd like to think that I'm a fairly nice guy. However, there are two things: 1) please don't be a/an jackass/asshole, to me, or to anyone else, and 2) if you've the power to do so, change the front page on time. So long as those two things are done/happen, I'm a happy camper. So yeah.

Furthermore, I'm sure you're well aware this isn't the first time we've metaphorically butted heads. I'm sorry about this, too. When I'm being serious and the person I'm being serious to/about is not being serious, it's incredibly frustrating to me--probably the closet thing I have to having a temper. So yeah. Sorry about that.

In summation: I'm sawwy. Please don't hate me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:22, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Take a deep breath. Relax. Remember that none of us are here because we're motivated or competent. We're here because it's raining outside and/or the cops are after us. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:03, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

K. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:05, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

On a related note, the front page needs to be changed. You can change it--at your own pace ;-) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:22, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

I could, but won't. The thing is, where I am right now (most emphatically not work) the interweb is dead slow. Each page takes an average of forever to load. It's a pain to use it for things that I like, much less things that need to be done. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:03, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Fair enough. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:05, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

I see your slow interweb (most emphatically not at work) and raise you a completing a PEE review about an article on iPhones on your mobile phone while on the landline phone complaining to the IT department (most emphatically not at work) for three hours about the fact that you haven't had the right access to do your job properly for three weeks. The review worked out well though. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 09:51, 25/08/2009

Your IT sucks. When I call...on my spacephone!...they pop right over. Perhaps you, like me, should work in the future in a job that's also in the future? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 13:37, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

If you work in the future, then why's your interweb so slow, huh? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:58, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

It's a dystopia. IT is the only thing that works correctly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 03:39, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

I didn't think you had a job. I always assumed you lived off doing secret product placements on uncyclopedia. --Mn-z 06:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

I have too much integrity for such nonsense. When integrity is around, I soak it up like ShamWow!® Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 07:03, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Holy shit! Look at MoWow!® soak that integrity the fuck up!

On a totally unrelated note, I heard that ZORBEEZ IS BETTER THAN SHAMWOW DUE TO ITS X27 TECHNOLOGY! AND UNLIKE SPONGES THAT SMELL, ZORBEEZ IS ODOR-FREE! Just sayin'. --Mn-z 17:27, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Zorbeez isn't "odor-free". Zorbeez smells like fail! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 20:57, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Mnbvcxz speaks the truth! At my job someone was using a shamwow for cleaning, and it absorbed some foul odor stunk up an entire room. Now we use zorbeez. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:33, Aug 27

Lies! You don't have a job. Hippie. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:47, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks!

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

I have excellent taste. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 03:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] a true thank you

dearest modus,

i just wanted to thank you for all of the work that you've done for this site. why you would want to add 'organize the PLS' to that already impressive load, nobody knows. people like you that put in all of the real effort that never gets recognized in any way, and yet you keep coming up with things to say that make me giggle. so...really...thank you. that is all. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:54, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. Others do more important stuff than me. Those people that go hunt for stuff to put on QVFD? Those people running around adding categories to pages and pics? Those people doing the single hardest thing on Uncyclopedia, Pee Reviews? Those people are doing stuff. Big stuff. Plus, I plan on seriously messing PLS up. I've already picked out the winners, for instance. Congratulations. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 13:02, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

While we're on the topic... the PEE queue (PQ) is getting a little larger then it has been recently. As you're both accomplished writers and have used and completed PEEs in the past, it might be helpful if you would pick one up each. (Not a criticism, just a suggestion.) Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 02:57, 31/08/2009

I do Pee Reviews so rarely because they're incredibly hard (helping someone to be more funny on a subject I know nothing about? Madness!), and I have to be in the right state of mind to accomplish one. Plus, I'm lazy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:01, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] RE:Judging

I'd more than happily judge something, but I'd also like to enter a few categories, so I'm conflicted. I don't want to go back to this topic again, but I really think that judges should be allowed to enter categories they're not judging in, because otherwise you'll end up with a contest with either 15 judges and 4 entrants or no contest at all due to lack of judges. Seeing as judging takes place after the writers submit their entries, and there can be no accusations of self-nepotism so long as people don't enter the category they're already judging, I really don't see why this isn't a viable option. If anything, we should at least put it up to vote, or something. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:29, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

And then history will repeat itself: this seems to be discussed every PLS - most of the time a narrow vote comes down against the idea of judges participating. One or two iterations ago, the vote came down in favour, and when the contest kicked off, there was more drama as returning users got all pissy about it. Again. I think it was decided to leave the situation as it is in perpetuity, as it's pretty much just a repeating pattern anyway. The consensus opinion seems to be that it's difficult, shading towards impossible, given judges entering, to stop people at least feeling as if there may have been a conflict of interests somewhere, leading to drama and accusations and a lack of nicety. (Imagine you have to judge an article written by someone who is judging one of yours, for instance: are you going to be completely objective? Are they? Will other people believe you both have? Do you have nachos?) --UU - natter 12:43, Sep 1

Gotcha. I wasn't around for the PLS to which you allude, and I wasn't contributing to the forums durring the one PLS I have been here for, so if I'm being exasperating bringing up issues that have already been addressed, sorry. Just a thought is all. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:55, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

Oh no no no - just explaining what's happened. You can't be expected to know what happened before you joined, fair's fair. Now, where's Modus with a nice non-sequitur? --UU - natter 20:38, Sep 1

I had non sequiturs and wup ass, but I'm all out of non sequiturs. I'm out of wup ass, too. My cupboards are bare! Woe! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 20:57, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

To UU: I see. To Modus: I see. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:47, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] You sir

Would you like to give me a hand with the pic request I left on RadX corner for this? Feel free to deny me and also claim that you were never my father. Ever. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 14:30, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

You're in luck. I can get to it tomorrow. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 19:21, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

I'm forever in your debt. Would you like my sister's phone number? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 19:38, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

The big girl with low self-esteem? Sign me up! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 22:51, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Willing to judge others!

If you still need judges, sign me up! ShuaDaddy 00:31, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for your prompt reply. Pick a spot here. Also, it's best to keep responses on the same talkpage as they started.Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 00:34, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

“Judge not, lest ye be judged.”

~ Ronald Reagan on judging

--Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 00:50, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Why was a Poo Lit Surprise Nominated Article Huffed?

I think I know why. Someone huffed User:Guildensternenstein/Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition: Character Races probably because it was moved to Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition: Character Races or Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition or something like that. The problem is, on Uncyclopedia:Poo_Lit_Surprise it's listed by the now red link. Could you fix this, pretty please? (And no, I had nothing to do with the article, and don't even play D & D. And I posted this message on the huffer's page, but he hasn't been here for a few days, so whichever one of you gets there first wins). Thanks! CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 01:21, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

No. There is nothing that we can do. The past is history, and is inviolate. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 01:28, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Excuse my n00bnesss, but here's an idea. Someone who was not User:Guildensternenstein huffed the link because it was a double-redirect. So someone who's not User:Guildensternenstein can go there and make it a simple redirect. Or someone could tell User:Guildensternenstein about it which I'm going to do now. :P CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 01:47, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Did you even read the thing that I wrote? There is nothing that we can do. Nothing! (Also, I've already fixed the Poo Lit page). Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 02:09, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Nothing? If you weren't an admin I'd think you were lying. Of course I know admins can't lie. (Really that's cool. The only prob is some user pages link to the dead link, but I told them about it too. Sorry I can't help trying to fix things!) CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 02:42, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

If it really gets your panties in a bunch, go here and change all the old links to the new one. That's what I would do if I wasn't so terribly lazy (and had an interweb connection that didn't take for-damn-ever to load a page). Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 03:15, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

What are you doing looking at my panties? The other links were all user pages and I told all the users. Thanks! CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 03:44, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Question

Is French_XVII_Disciples_Oval_Table some sort of in-joke, or it just the normal jibber-jabbery? --Mn-z 05:33, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

Can't it be both? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 06:31, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

To rephrase it, does anyone care about it? It looks like sagacruft. --Mn-z 06:58, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

Since I've never read it before I can honestly say that no one important cares about it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 07:05, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UGotM silliness

It appears that MrN9001 (nom of own bot, which I assume is a self-nom), Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (self nom), Bad Shroom (self nom), Roman Dog Bird (self nom), and Miley Spears (banned more than 1 day in the previous month, maybe, she was banned for 1 day, 10 hours, 12 minutes) may have been nominated invalidly. --Mn-z 04:38, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

And so? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 05:01, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

Do you suppose that some admin might be willing to strike the invalid nominations? --Mn-z 05:15, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

I dunno. It's possible. I only care about that page if someone tries to use it for grudges. Y'know...drama. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 06:09, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

But what if it leads to double voting or such nonsense? --Mn-z 06:18, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

It's UGotM. It's a magnet for nonsense. That's why it's there. It attracts the nonsense to a central point, preventing it from nonsensing other, more imporant, pages. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 06:28, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

Sort of like super secret girlie pages control porn, right? --Mn-z 07:08, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Naw, that's just porn on the internet. Porn. On the internet. A novel concept, I know. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 07:16, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Do you know how hard it is hehehe to keep a page a super secret when everybody just keeps on going Oh, lookie here for porn. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 23:52, 5/09/2009

[edit] Most Retarded, Gay, and Just Plain Stupid Joke Ever

Jimbo Wales:Hey, why is Wikipedia called "The Free Encyclopedia"?

You:Why?

Jimbo Wales:Because nobody wants it!

If that was the worst joke you ever heard, put {{For}}-Almost Sir http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/96/Signuke.gif B.S. ^{NO U!}

*shrug* I've heard worse. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:41, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

Then prepare for a fucked-up mind: A chicken crosses a road. Oscar Wilde fucks it, huffs a kitten, then gets ghey with George Clooney and your mom.-Almost Sir http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/96/Signuke.gif B.S. ^{NO U!}

not even close... I've read ones that made me toss my mouse out of the balcony Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 22:55 September 6 '09

I've read some that have made me toss myself off the balcony. Staircase 23:02, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

So anyway, a wizard did it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 23:18, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

that's one, for a start :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 23:21 September 6 '09

.....then teh wizard farts a kitten named Cajek lolololol.-Almost Sir http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/96/Signuke.gif B.S. ^{NO U!}

...my apologies for dexter, i was wrong about yours, man :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 00:07 September 7 '09

Like I said, I've read some that have made me toss myself off a balcony. Doesn't anyone have any questions or concerns regarding this matter? Staircase 21:22, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Are you

Stewart Francis? --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:58, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

No. Thank god. I've never found him particularly funny. Stand-up consisting of entirely standalone one-liners gets tired pretty fast. That probably explains why I'm not a big fan of stand-up. Also, I'm a jerk. I'm always telling them that they're awesome and they should tell me a story and that they suck and should get off the stage. I'm a confusing heckler. I'm like Two-Face, but my coin landed on both sides simultaneously and broke the universe. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 17:25, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

I only made the comparison since you are readily capable of transplanting a different route of comedy in each response of a conversation without having to rely on someone else to make a joke first. It reminded me of another Canadian comic who has an innate one-liner ability. I saw him first on Mock the Week, a comedy show that tries to capture a stand-up atmosphere in a panel show (sometimes it works really well, but doesn't feel as natural as the kind of comedy you get from other shows). Francis did make make everyone laugh and I was in stitches most of the time ("My girlfriend thinks I'm faithful... My wife on the other hand..."), but it did make me wonder if doing one-liners in endless succession in the time period of a stand-up gig actually worked. I saw Al Murray on the TV doing a story about proving God's existence, the invention of flight, the bickering of brothers and a stereotype of Americans as black people and I remember thinking... Now that's a stand-up routine. Francis would probably get very awkward after a while. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:06, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

If there's one route of comedy I take, it's a different one. No map, and it's upside down and for another genre entirely.

I can also pretty much guarantee that a bunch of his responses were from his act. That's how I do it, to. Prewriting spontaneous conversation, I mean. Most of this I just finished yesterday, so it's still a bit rough.

Al Murray was at the Montreal Comedy Festival (and on the tv show from it, after). He wasn't bad. He made fun of France! I like how he's committed to the character [segue] like another comedian whose committed to staying in character/s/, Zach Galifianakis. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 22:13, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

He always comes in with a pint and calls himself the pub landlord, with an aim to replicate pub humour. It gives him scope to use random humour anyway. I don't see much stand-up myself, but I know I like comedians who take more "natural" strides towards humour, just like how I prefer articles on Uncyclopedia that are trying to be subtle, rather than gun every sentence with a raunchy, open punchline. Michael McIntyre seems to annoy most people I know (and I can see very well why), but I think he's one of the very few comedians who can just tell a story and he'll have numerous vantage points to extract humour from, without making the audience wait until the story gets to the point. Delivery is important too. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:32, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

It helps if your British. Then you've got an cool accent. Accents are half of comedy. The other half is squashing watermelons with sledgehammers. Oddly, the Brits have never combined the two. They'd be unstoppable then.

I don't know much about comedy, but I know what I like. Comedy, mostly. (That said, most of what passes for comedy is awful. Why the hell is 2 1/2 Men still on?). Also, I just woke up, and I'm pretty sure that I'm not making any sense. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 22:53, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

If you can do the patois that comes with accents then that's gold. There's a comedian who was better known in the 80s called Alexei Sayle, and in one of the episodes of The Young Ones where he does a cockney accent he says "But as it is, know what I mean, so I cant help you really. Still I got a few minutes, so I might as well indulge in a bit of Cockney patois, know what I mean? Cor blimey, knock it on the 'ead, do what, as it 'appens. Terrific, 'ere, didn't you kill my bruvver? No it must have been me, sorry," and he goes on and on in a length of tirade. Alt comedy is great. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:47, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

Alexei Sayle is awesome (or was, rather, as I haven't seen him at all in at least fifteen years). He's had a bunch of series, too, of which I've only seen Stuff, which was amusing. Before that, he was always accusing me of killing his brother. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 00:01, September 11, 2009 (UTC)