User talk:Necropaxx/archive 2

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Here Thou Mayest Either Pray or Curse, Whichever Doth Suit Thee.


Iranarmy.jpg The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

Thanks again! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 01:02, Oct 12


k thx bai Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 08:15, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

we need your help necropaxx!!!

The Sudanese take comfort in the knowledge that the world is quite young, and will soon be dissolved by fire as God sneaks up like an arsonist. That'll show the world bank eh! Try and collect that loan now Kofie!

This is an except from the sudan article. I request you rewrite the article, it needs it, and unlike you i have a girl and a life to deal with. Your an unsoc geek, you could do it justice. Oh and...


Thanks, very muchly for your vot. --THE 12:53, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Edited Buster Keaton

Okay so I got rid of some of the pussy jokes in the Buster Keaton article. I hope this sways you to change your current vote. plzzzzzzzzzz?!!--Dr. Fenwick 23:24, 14 October 2007 (UTC)


OK, I could do a whole Pee Review here, but that really isn't necessary. As I said it was a "Weak Against." The sections which I felt were the weakest was the "Eating Habits" and "Courtship" headings. A great Idea, but I don't think the actual fight with its prey was over-dramatized enough to reach the point in which it became humorous. The courtship section was just overall weak. It could use some more references to the actual dance instead of saying it was just too vulgar to describe. As I said, it was a weak against, and if it gets changed for the better, than I would assuredly change my vote. Thanks for contacting me, by the way. Makes me feel that I at least have had some impact somewhere on Uncyclopedia. Until next time! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 20:05, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Edit history

Ah, thank you for reviewing my work! One part got me confused. Tell me how to make it obvious that the genital jokes are sarcastically put in there. "PENIS PENIS PENIS by Mr. EasilyAmused" is not enough, lol? --  Le Cejak <-> 22:39, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Get out of Jail

Hi, I was trying to whore some votes for this article, Can you support this on VFH?--Sir Manforman CUN.png 23:13, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Yep, thanks for the vote, I voted for Toaster on VFH--Sir Manforman CUN.png 00:56, 17 October 2007 (UTC)


...Will not be running for president. Maybe he's going for a seat in the house, though...?

Osama.jpg The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:43, Oct 17


Ak47.jpg The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:24, Oct 19


I'll vote for Toaster, and you "do" want you want. - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 19:45, Oct 19


Yeah, I know I already gave you one, but I couldn't keep track of who got what, and I really don't feel like paging through 50 archives to find who got one and who didn't, so...thanks again! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 02:20, 20 October 2007 (UTC)


"Necro"=dead, "Paxx"=...? --  Le Cejak <-> 03:30, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Busta.png Thank you for helping me get my first ever featured article!--Dr. Fenwick 07:32, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review?

Since you were the one who got me on my way with Right arrow, I figured I could return the favor. Especially since I joined that Pee Review usergroup. So when I saw an article of yours, I figured I'd review it. But there is no Top Hat article. Is it a user sub-page? I would like to review it, so just point me in the right direction and I will do whatever is necessary! Thanks. -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 23:21, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Finished it. To give a teaser, I loved it. It short terms. Its discussed in greater length (obviously) in the review. -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 21:17, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Top Hat

Hi Necropaxx, about that Pee Review request: midweek is my traditional fallow period for reviews as work goes mental and I have other stuff on. If I get a spare 20 minutes, I'll give it my best shot, but it's more likely to be the weekend before I take a look if that's OK. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 23:07, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Necropaxx: My family life just went off-rails. It's pretty serious. I won't be doing reviews for a little while. Sorry. ----OEJ 00:16, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Excellent voting

Thank you!
For voting for Books never written!
Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support.
So that is what you get.

Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.

--The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 02:06, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

American species2.gif
Thank you for voting for American (species)!

As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do.

Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _

--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson talk stalk 03:35, 2 November 2007 (UTC)


I'll try to get to it. Usually I only put a bust-ish area on the Valjuta bills, so it was a given anyway. I'll be also adding the hat that signifies your rank to the bill just for formalities. I'll add it to the Valjuta page, but it will be seperated a bit from the normal Valjuta so it can be shown that it was purchased rather than earned. When you make it to Inner Party I'll just move it to the top and update your rank.

When I'm done, I'll automatically subtract the Valjuta from your account on the UNSOC site. Right now I'm contending with trying to integrate SVN into dotProject, tend to another site whose main admin is off duty, and keeping three sites (including UNSOC) from being erased due to hosting. ~ Tophatsig.png

3/11/2007 @ 14:24

Alright, that's great. Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:27, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

I've been putting it off. I'll get my ass on it now. ~ Tophatsig.png

16/11/2007 @ 23:44

Hey, thanks for voting for Cancer

Fuckyeah2.gif Aaawww...
Necropaxx/archive 2 has been diagnosed with cancer.
pelvis cancer. Yeah. Incurable.

Have a weird little user template! --  Le Cejak <-> 22:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Feel the power of science!!

ScienceFair.JPG The Led Balloon has awarded with the gift of sciencey knowledge, because he can already tell that you are smarter than that asshat judge was.
Thanks for voting, and remember, magic science is all around us!

Thanks for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:26, Nov 12


Unsoc Valjuta Necropaxx Edition.png

The money shall be automatically removed from your account~ Tophatsig.png

17/11/2007 @ 00:58

The villains begrudgingly thank you

Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:24, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Coo, ta!

250 Ta ever so!

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Thanks for the vote in this stiffly-contested arena! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:24, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

*STAR WARS theme plays...*

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....

It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader.

However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:56, Dec 7

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

WinterBreakCalendar.PNG Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:25, Dec 17

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Premier Tom Mayfair

Why?:Give Up

Hey Dead Peace, I noticed you took a liking to my article? Would you care to review it?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 20 / 19:08)

OMG yew voted for my artikLe!!1


Your vote for Grass in the Mist II has earned you a romantic evening with Gizelda, this year's winner of Africa's "Sexiest blade of grass of the year" award!!! Enjoy yourself, and good luck figuring out how to have sex with a blade of grass!

Thank yyew!!11 --THE 18:34, 25 January 2008 (UTC)


Mr. Necropaxx! Thank you so much for helping vote me Writer of the Year. I was quite impressed by your vote comment also man. Thanks for reading my stuff; I'm really glad that you enjoy it so well.

So, from the bottom of my vile, degenerate heart of hearts, thank you for helping make me WotY. You've brought joy to my malaria-ridden soul. --THINKER 05:21, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Aw, shucks. Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:44, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Pee Review

Hey, thanks for reviewing my article HowTo: kill Yourself With A Brick. Thanks for the great scores, I really expected it to flop. I'm a little confused by the top ten thing you mentioned, in regards to VFH, you mean that there would be no point nomming anything because the top ten is going on right now? Anyway, thanks, and have a crappy made up personal award! --

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