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Here Thou Mayest Either Praise or Curse, Whichever Doth Suit Thee.


Ha! :P ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 18:36 2 February 2009

Less than an hour! By Orian57, the user with two male symbols in his sig! Oh, how embarrassing! /weeps. Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:38, Feb 2
I know, people are gonna talk. I hate it when they call me straight. Yeah I just called you a girl. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 18:39 2 February 2009
I'm not a girl...I think... Mmm-hmmm, yep, I'm a boy! I'm a real boy! I'm also a religious conservative, so... grr... (Crucify him!) Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:44, Feb 2
(Shut up! They don't let us do that any more.) Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:44, Feb 2
(They don't? But... I just... Gah! ... I'll just go take down Aunt Alison, I guess, and die.) Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:44, Feb 2
Oh right wow, I'm not in the least unsettled at the moment. I don't know you well enough to know if you're joking or not. I'm scared. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 18:46 2 February 2009
<serious> OK, I am a religious conservative, I don't associate with gay people in real life, but I don't crucify them. In hindsight, (There's a gay joke in there, I just know it.) the joke was probably in bad taste. </serious> Fuhnooglicious! (I just made that there word up, right off the top o' mai head, yes I did. Didn't I, Jeb?) (Yew shore did, Necropaxx) Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:52, Feb 2
Oh right wow. Okies. Also thoop. I just made that word up! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 18:58 2 February 2009
Yes he just done did. Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:59, Feb 2
Mmm-hmmm. Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:13, Feb 2

UnSignpost 5th February 2009

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Psqui.jpg While clearing out the shed, Rabbi Techno found some
old pipes with squirrels in them. As he has no use
for them, he decided to give them away as gifts to
everyone who voted for him in January's
Foolitzer Prize. Cheers, everyone!
Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:17, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 12th February 2009

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Thanks for voting

And now, a special message from the President *pff...hehe* of the United States
You see, Obama, America just isn't ready for an Islamabad president quite yet. That was your problem. Never go against the Lord. My fellow Uncyclopedians,
This past vote on VFH has been an emotional one for our wiki. The people have spoken, and I am honorated to accept the privilegitude to servify the Uncyclopedia front page for another eight years.
What do you mean, articles are only featured for one day?
Thank you for voting. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk)

UnSignpost 19th February2009

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Happy spok.jpg This is my happy face

Unlike this monkey you appreciated my article. Nerds all around the world are rejoicing and praising you as their newest Captain. Thank you for voting!

The Force is strong within you.

UnSignpost 26th February 09

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Why is this not in the mainspace already???  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 18:56, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

Paxx Man

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Thanks For Being Groovy!

I am both deeply humbled and appreciative of your vote to promote me to Knight Grand Cross of the Order and shall send the magic van round to your flat with virtual contraband

To yet another user who's voted for on lots of my stuff. This was the biggest one of all and this old man is deeply grateful--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  15:54, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote...

The second time around. Fucker.


Just kidding. Seriously, though, thanks. I, quite literally, couldn't have done it without you (and others, of course).

Furthermore, it should be noted that I can't make templates. So yeah.

Thanks dude.

--Guildensternenstein 04:11, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Thank you!


Good day, old chap! Thank you indeed for your vote on my article, UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English?.
As a sterling reward, I will not deliberately make this text extremely tiny around these pictures of some rather cracking Japanese girls I've supplied for you.
... I say, are you still there, old boy?


-- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:40, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

A Template of Thanks

UnSignpost 5th March 09

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Article-1097643-00568B8D00000258-695 468x449.jpg Achtung!

Your support for the Nazi party has been documented. Danke shein. That vill be all.

OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:56, 7 Mar

Necropaxx Template Depository

Combo.jpg I Told Her Thanks For Voting To Feature Private Eye

But she looked at me like I was wearing orange in the St Patrick's Day parade. I wasn't sure if that was fog behind me or if my favorite place for take-out Chinese food had just went up in flames but I knew that I'd better make this quick either way. "You were great, kid" I told her but her facial expression never changed. She kicked off her heels and put on a pair of roller skates but she looked about as comfortable in them as a woodpecker in the petrified forest. She took one last drag off her cigarette, blew the smoke in my face, flicked the butt at my feet and rolled away into the night - leaving me standing there like a wide screen TV on layaway. I took another sniff of the air and now I was sure, Chang's Wok Inn was definitely on fire and it looked like it was going to be another night of hamburger helper and "Juggs" magazine..............................

Thanks for voting in favor of our long-winded tale.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:28, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Today is a special day!

It may have started as a little turd, but you helped make it into an award winning pile!  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 08:40, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Hidden Page

Nooo! First ever to find my ultra hidden page :). Here's the award:

Ninjaspinnermedal.gif The Hidden Page Barnstar
I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you, Necropaxx, found. Amazing.

// Tchansama Zheliel - join Everquest ( TalkSignContribs )

UnSignpost 12th March 09

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Oh thx

Oh right.. Commander xD I had no idea. I havent grasped all of Uncyclopedias subtle templates/laws/quirks yet =) Nice of you to let me know! Cheers! --Kit talk 22px-Flag of Sweden.png

Thank You

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for the (FAILED) featuring of
AFI. You will not be killed
and/or molested today.


I'm too lazy to make a template...

But thanks for the nom/vote on Driving in Bucharest, it's really appreciated. –—Hv (talk) 17/03 17:55


Hi there, and thanks for accepting me into UNSOC. Really Appreciated. But I'm not really chinese. Neither is my name. (Though I am from Asia). SO maybe you could just remove the "of the Chinese"? If you can't its all right, but Im really not Chinese.  :)// Tchansama Zheliel - join Everquest ( TalkSignContribs ) 01:20, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Sure. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:03, Mar 18

UnSignpost 19th March

MnbvcxzBot 05:22, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

In gratitouille

In grongitude

PLS judging

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognisant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognisant" means.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! –—Hv (talk) 24/03 20:25

Danke schön!

UnSignpost 26th March 09

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Danke schön!

Now that I've shot my mouth off

Just wanted you to know (in a paragraph or less) that I'm willing to discuss my rants, what I've said and why I'm a little upset with your recent judging performances. Not to mention your commentary about your cultural problems with particular images, the ethics involved and "Opening the door". I'm not going to bother if you don't care though--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  09:17, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

I assume you mean me not wanting to judge your article on PLS, right? And I see you made a forum topic called "Gay Images." Is that where you shot your mouth off, so to speak? Also, if you're willing to discuss, I'm willing to listen. I await your reply. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:41, Mar 31
Not wanting to judge the article is one issue that could inspire a lengthy tangent (not now), Judging everyone's articles on PLS in some ungodly short amount of time is another issue. Ambiguously gay images allowing you to make "AAAAAAAAAAH! my eyes are burning" comments and other various manifestations of your disapproval (like your issue with the guy on the shitter in the HowTo:Take A Dump page) is another issue. When I say "open the door" I mean that you have "opened the door" to serious inquiry about your alleged aversion to ambiguous sexual content because you have brought the subject up, as an excuse, on far too many occasions to get a free pass for morality observance reasons (in any sane world). At the very least (in any sane world) it disqualifies you from ever judging such a contest again unless they have a category for least offensive article.
The one point I'd like to make in more detail at the moment......There's nothing more demotivating, when sitting down to write an article, than knowing that some "judge" is going to breeze through my entry in a minute or two and give me two incomplete sentences as a review. I may not be in your category in PLS but I'm still getting the same treatment for an article I worked a month on....with collaboration. Go read the VFH page for my UnBook (where I "shot my mouth off"). I'm serious, I think you voted it down for spurious reasons - the real reason being that it offends your highly sensitive, announced, political sensibilities. The same sensibilities that made you love that totally stale Obama stem cell article. Did you actually laugh at the "I am god" joke????? Since your an announced conservative, I feel you should have abstained yourself from voting on the roadside attraction article or given a damn good reason why you think it's unfit for highlight.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  16:14, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
All right. I see where you're coming from. Let me gather my thoughts.
OK, first off, you rip into me for voting against. I said, "Meh. Kinda loses momentum after a while." That was my reason then, this is my reason now. At first, I thought it was going to be hilarious. That first picture is funny, I don't care what your political leanings are. But. The text is in an unfamiliar font. I know that may not sound like much, and you probably have a good reason for it, but it does something to my eyes and I just want to glaze over the text. Second, the ads. I hate ads. You think they're satirical or something, I think they're annoying. It's an UnBook, not an UnColumn (the only place I think ads belong besides the spam page). Third, it is quite long. You said that you "heavily researched" it, and you certainly did. Americana is ripe for satire. Truckhenge was hilarious (and real, too!). But did you have to write down every single weird Americana thing out there? The article needs to be trimmed down, and trimmed down a bunch. For example, the Nazi and cannibal stuff. What? Nazis are in Europe. Cannibals are on islands. Including all that stuff drags down the rest of the article, and that's why I felt it wasn't ready to be featured. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:40, Mar 31
Sure Nazi-ism (or whatever) started in Europe but actually Neo Natz-ism is sort of everywhere now. My primary source for this is Louie Theroux's (or however teh jew spells his name) documentaries. Oh and that movie with Edward Norton in it. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:57 31 March 2009
Ah hah! You STILL HAVN'T READ THOSE SECTIONS AND STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY ARE THERE! Stunning review, Necro. Nice job! Basically YOU LIED on the nomination page. You didn't read the last sections! This is an UnBook. Garamond and Times Roman are the standard for books and publications. The ads are there because it's not uncommon for travel literature to include them. Frankly, THAT IS the pared down version. Length is not an appropriate reason to vote against. There is nothing written in stone that article length disqualifies anything and this preference for smaller articles is based on.......
And here's the real meat. I've been exposed to this ridiculous LETS ALL SIT DOWN AND GUESS WHAT PEOPLE LIKE AND IS APPROPRIATE FOR PRIME TIME crap for decades in other venues. There is no ratings system here, there is no realistic feedback mechanism with the general public, there's just a handful of writers. Just like a college radio station, some people THINK they know what everyone wants and is appropriate for prime-time. I don't make that claim, you apparently think you know what appropriate article length is. Your objections to this article are so very flimsy and continue to be suspect. I called this one right the first time. You're playing the politically motivated bias game and you think there's a time limit on mainstream artistic expression. What is this, National Television? This is more like PBS (IMO), we're supposed to appreciate substance and shun the urge to be just another 20 minute show stretched to a half hour with commercials. Not with you, I guess. I really don't think we attract writers by putting easily digestible garbage on the front page. Just my opinion, but I won't be crapping on these articles with against votes if everyone else thinks they're OK.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  17:10, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
Whatever. Think what you will. I still think the article is too long to consistently keep up the tempo, but you obviously disagree. My vote stays where it lays. Necropaxx (T) {~} 14:59, Apr 1
And really, why do you care? You've already got a ton of "for" votes; it's not like I'm preventing you from getting your article featured. I reserve the right to form an opinion on any article on VFH and vote accordingly. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:58, Apr 1


hey necropaxx, might you have a comment on the unsignpost regarding today's site-wide shutdown by the evil wikia dictators? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:25, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

OK, here goes:
Cquote1.png Honestly, I'm surprised it took this long for Wikia to do this. We Uncyclopedians have been total jerks for far too long. I suggest we all go to Wikia and give Jimbo Wales a nice big "We're sorry" and hope he's feeling generous. Cquote2.png

Is good? Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:38, Apr 1

good? good? GOOD? actually yeah, that was good, i can work with that. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:53, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

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-Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 20:41, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

For your vote...

The Great Potato Massacre
of March 2009

Thank you for supporting Sonje in her ruthless campaign for Potatochopper of the Month
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

--Dame 22:12, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost April 9/10th, 2009

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Thank You!