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Reap[edit]

Courtesy of--Sycamore (Talk) 20:39, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

You got raped by someone I thought doesn't even edit here anymore. It's a privilege, that's what it is. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig208:34, May 24, 2010
...also Viking!  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  27 May 2010 ~ 00:32 (UTC)
Wow, three messages in a week? I've never felt so popular! —Pelozurian (talk) 05:05, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Voidism feature[edit]

The Void is thankful. And 'thankful void' is the best kind. Cheers! --Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:01, May 27

Infinite thanks from the void.

Hello[edit]

Haven't stopped by for awhile, thought I'd say hi, use the rest room, grab the loose change you left on the bookcase, and pet the dog. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Ah, I've just petted the dog! OK, I'll clean up. Where's the remote? Al des chains 20:27 29 5 MMX

Right there on the table. Just don't touch it directly; my sister's been...using it, if you know what I mean. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:12, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
I actually have video of your sister using it. On the vid she toggles very gently between "POWER" and "DVD", and then goes faster when she gets to the channel numbers. Al des chains 21:18 29 5 MMX (p.s. thanks for keeping the old pizza in the fridge, yummmm)
No problem bud; as long as you avoid the moldy parts you should find our leftovers quite tolerable. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:25, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
I know all of that about your sister, but what about the pizza? Al des chains 21:29 29 5 MMX
You keep talking like that about my sister I will have to cut you. —Pelozurian (talk)
Oh yeah, you and what army? Al des chains'
Take this, slash —Pelozurian (talk) How did you like that? Al? Al? Oh god, what have I done??????
Ahhh help me someone is controlling my body! —Pelozurian (talk) 21:39, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
Drop the knife Paizuri, and put your hands up in the air. Don't do it! I said drop the knife. One last warning!
Never!!
And not only that, I said drop the gun, copper!
Don't make me slap a bitch up!
Later, in court, it turns out that the murder had been videotaped, by Paizuri's sister!!! (Al face down, Paizure enjoying his weekend)
Unfortunately for Paizuri, his sister was found dead the next day. Possible cause: Video taping the murder and presenting it in a court of law
Paizuri was freed upon his successful insanity defense, and is back to editing Uncyclopedia once again

Stolen from Archive 3[edit]

I attempted to cut out some parts that I deemed unnecessary, but the article still seems too long and the funny parts are often crowded out by not so funny parts... Requesting feedback. Romaioktonos 03:35, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
Since I'm on summer break now, I could do a Pee Review for you since it doesn't seem to have been reviewed yet. I'll try to be as in-depth as possible, but you could try requesting reviews from better reviewers than me if you want. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:50, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
I'm a "better reviewer" with Chief? My ego is so big now. (I actually saw that page but don't know too much about it, so you probably shouldn't ask me :/)--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Sunday, 05:19, May 30 2010 UTC
Shh! You're supposed to go along with it! —Pelozurian (talk) 06:06, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

something[edit]

You archived. I responded. Everything was consensual. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Sunday, 04:18, May 30 2010 UTC

I love you. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:20, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Anti Lebanese Racism[edit]

Hello and thank you for welcoming me on Uncyclopedia, I was a silent reader for a long time, but since few time i started seeing a rising anti-Lebanon racism on many of the pages related to Lebanon and the Lebanon page contains now really offensive words , so I allowed myself to publish my opinion in a non funny way on some of the discussion pages, am I allowed to do that, or is it against the rules of Uncyclopedia,

Best regards . Ibnelard

Well now I feel awkward; right when you left me this message I left a rude message on the Lebanon talkpage. See what I wrote there for the prevalent opinion, and I apologize in advance if it offends... —Pelozurian (talk) 20:24, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

Your welcoming message has pleased Smug-Bastard, Smug-Bastard shall continue to talk in third-person as Smug-Bastard feels like it - it is in no way a juveline excuse to write swear words.. cough.. --Smug-Bastard 19:01, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

It's okay, buddy...just let it all out. —Pelozurian (talk) 19:04, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

We are not friends anymore![edit]

I got up this morning, and I was all ready to welcome some new users, and you welcomed them all! What a jerkface! We're not friends anymore. Love, User:Ethine/sig

I'm sorry! You can have the next batch. :) —Pelozurian (talk) 21:27, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
Awww! Internet hug! Love, User:Ethine/sig

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/95%20Internet%20High-Five.jpgPelozurian (talk) 22:00, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

Well Ethine, I came on and found you QVFD'd every page I wanted to! I hate you now!!!!!!!!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Monday, 10:01, May 31 2010 UTC
DON'T HATE; APPRECIATEPelozurian (talk) 22:04, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

I logged on to find you've previously ignored every page I had planed on ignoring today... jerk.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  01 Jun 2010 ~ 05:58 (UTC)

Uploading Images[edit]

How do you upload useful images? The guides and help out there seems to be useless at the point... Romaioktonos 16:29, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

Never mind I got it handled Romaioktonos 17:32, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
Wait, there's such a thing as a useful image? Here?! O___o ~ Meaningless symbol Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100609 - 18:27 (UTC)

Spirited Savior[edit]

Thank you for your contributions to Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones. It looks way better now. Instead of drumming up some reward template, I'm substituting some dark ambient. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 6:59 PM 6/1/10

Happy to help! I used to play that game all the time. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:31, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Hey you![edit]

You're the Frat Bro of the Month for May 2010 and are entitled to proudly display this award on your puffed up chest for the world to see!

Frat Bro of the Month Frat Bro of the Month May 2010

Skinfan13 07:44, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

OMG MY FIRST AWARD THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! —Pelozurian (talk) 07:46, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

Frat[edit]

Congratulations, and well deserved! Al des chains 18:07 2 6 mmx

Thanks a fuckin ton, bro. Keep up the awesome work. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:16, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

More Frat[edit]

Skinfan ran off again, and asked me to take over his office for this month. After I took all the money from the safe, grabbed the spare change, and pocketed some loose pens, I sat down and took a look at some of the pages. I've issued a proclamation that we will, of course, leave Chicken open for writing and editing until it looks like it's in good shape. Long way to go but a good core. Then to keep the monthly thing going, we can either do Taco or one that Cheddar chooses. Are you interested in putting in time on Taco? Besides that, the frat could do with a couple of few new members, or visiting writers in case they don't want to officially join but want to work on a page. For the time being when I do a frat project I'll work on Chicken. Thoughts? Plans? And do you want a few pens? Al des chains 1:27 3 6 MMX

Yeah, I'd like a pen. Helps me think in times like this... —Pelozurian (talk) 03:09, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
I pawned the pens, here's a pencil
Thanks. Now let's see...chicken seems to be coming along pretty well, and I'd be happy to help out a bit more with that. And I'd rather do taco, because of the obvious fact that they're delicious. Also, are you taking over the News thing that Skinfan did? It might help blackmail encourage people to keep editing our projects. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:18, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
Taco is looking good. If Cheddar agrees (he's the only other person to vote on the next article, besides you and Skin) I eat my tacos with just beans (I'm a vegan in real life, which is why I actually feel the Chicken page, free the hen from her pen!), yummmm. I have no idea what the News thing is, did you want to do it, this mysterious news thing? And please, as the current Frat Bro of the month, choose what you want to do, even say "Yes, we are doing Taco", as is your brotherly right. Al des chains 3:27 3 6 MMX
Yes, we are doing Taco. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:31, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
I will alert Cheddar and the others (others later today). Cheddar will want cheese on his Tacos. Al des chains 3:34 3 6 MMX
Have a fresh supply of BBQ'd cheddar cheese ready for when he does, and mobilize all units. Ensure there are no cracks in our fortress of humour! We are winning the Battle of the Chicken, and we must be fully prepared for the War on Taco immediately after. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:38, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
The page is up for editing. When Taco is entered into the search spot a user comes up! Out of here for now. Enjoy, and good eating! Al des chains 3:53 3 6 mmx
Thanks, but beware of the Hairy Taco. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:58, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

Taco[edit]

Please work on Taco, so I can vote against it. My trigger finger is itchy, aye, itchy I say (and in the case of Death I didn't vote against it, I reverted it! I alone can revert death!). Al des chains 3:43 6 6 MMX

Really? Cause there's this black guy at my door with a gun, and I initially thought, Oh no, a black guy is pointing a gun at me, but like, you can revert death and stuff, so like, could you show up at my funeral and revert the guy vandalizing my life? —Pelozurian (talk) 03:51, 6 June 2010 (UTC)
No, I'm busy that day. But I will show up at the black guy's execution and revert! Al des chains 3:53 6 6 MMX
Thanks!! —Pelozurian (talk) 03:55, 6 June 2010 (UTC)
That's one happy executed murderer, with a new lease on life!!
He's really turned around, hasn't he?
A few minutes later, as seen from outside Paizuri's room
New stuff goes at the bottom, dammit!
The black man later in life, speaking to crowds about his life of crime, his miraculous ressurection at the hands of Al, and how he prays for his unfortunate victim every day

*poke* Help. Please.[edit]

So, I've finally decided that I definitely have no idea what I'm doing. Will you adopt this noob? Or some such... or how to... *rummages around for original question* ...'make it an official thingy?' Wait, what? O_o Lyrithya 23:06, June 6, 2010 (UTC)

Sure, I'll adopt you. But first you have to run around the website naked. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:15, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
My evil twin already did. Good enough? *shifty eyes* Lyrithya 01:40, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
You already got an evil twin? Good, you pass. (my evil twin is this guy) —Pelozurian (talk) 02:22, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Well, sort of. I think. I'm not really sure. o_O; (Your guy is... interesting?)
So... um, now what? *stands around looking awkward for a bit and then goes to contemplate manholes* Lyrithya 03:30, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
Well, you get a nice template on your page and I become your bestest buddy on the website. Ask away if you need help with anything. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Great. I have a buddy. Neat. O_o Okay, here's a question... can I delete pages from my userspace? And is there any way to rename a page after accidentally creating it with a typo in the title? These two are not entirely unrelated, but nearly. *shifty eyes* Lyrithya 04:52, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
  1. No, you can't delete pages from your userspace; if you wanna do that you have to list your page on QVFD
  2. Yes, you can rename a page by moving it to a new title. If you want to move something from your userspace to mainspace, it's easier if I do it since I can suppress the redirect. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:33, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Just to butt in, since users cannot delete pages from their userspace the best thing to do if you want a page you made deleting is post a link to your page here where an administrator can delete it. If you create a page with a typo in the title then you should use the move tab (it's up at the top, if it isn't there it will appear a few days after you registered your account when you are autoconfirmed) to move the page over to the new title. If there is no move tab yet then the best thing to do is to create a new page with the title spelled correctly, copy and paste the article to the new page, then post the old page on QVFD. It's all pretty easy to do, but if you have any trouble I'm sure Paizuri will be happy to help. --ChiefjusticeDS 07:39, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
That's kinda what I just said. Hehe. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:42, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Thank you, both of you. ...so what is autoconfirmed? Or should something have obviously told me by now? Can I plead being illiterate? Athyria 14:13, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
Oops, wrong account. Though I guess that means I found the password for this one, since it's apparently the same as the other one. And this one has a 'move' tab... interesting. Aaand it has a link to a page about autoconfirmed... nevermind, then. o_O Athyria 14:17, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
Dammit, you idiot! Lyrithya 14:22, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
"Your guy is... interesting?" What is that supposed to mean?! Is this because I'm gay?! HOMOPHOBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Monday, 06:14, June 07 2010 UTC
It's supposed to mean whatever you make it mean. This is an experiment in reader response theory and an attempt to disprove certain erroneous (or at very least presumptuous) assumptions about social psychology on the interwebz. So tell me... what do you make it mean? (Oh, you're gay? Fancy that; so am I.) Lyrithya 18:53, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
Well look at that. Another homosexual user for HELPME to play with! —Pelozurian (talk) 19:32, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
But what if I'm not entirely homosexual? o_O; - Athyria 20:37, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
....So you're bisexual then. Or metrosexual. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:39, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Well... some of me is. Some may even be a bit of the latter. - Athyria 20:46, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
Some of you? That would be your alternate persona that you seem to talk to in parentheses sometimes? (No he doesn't! Yes he does, I saw it! Shut up, retard! No u!) —Pelozurian (talk) 20:50, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Alternate persona? What, I have a normal Hi. I'm Fred. persona? (Who doesn't? My plants don't have fleas! You don't have any plants. Shut up. NOU!)

On a completely unrelated note, I've decided to try pee reviewing stuff. If people get upset and come after me, can you protect me? *shifty eyes* - Athyria 23:47, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Of course I will!*
*For a small monthly fee of $799.99Pelozurian (talk) 01:10, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
Hmm... do you accept bits of string? *shifty eyes* - Athyria 03:38, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
That works too. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:59, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

WHY DOES NO-ONE EVER POKE ME? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 06:23, Jun 8 2010 UTC

WELL MAYBE IF SOMEBODY WOULD ADD ME ON FACEBOOK SOMEBODY WOULD GET MORE POKES!Pelozurian (talk) 07:44, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
IF SOMEBODY LOOKED THEY WOULD FIND SOMEBODY IS ALREADY THERE! PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 08:02, Jun 8 2010 UTC
THEN I SUPPOSE SOMEBODY ELSE WILL ADD YOU AS A FRIEND AND THEN PROCEED TO STALK YOUR EVERY MOVE POKE SOMEBODY'S FUCKING BRAINS OUT!Pelozurian (talk) 08:09, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
God, you guys are homogays, talking about poking each other. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 08:13, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
*pokes Dexter* —Pelozurian (talk) 08:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
*pokes Dexter as well* *shifty eyes* - Athyria 14:16, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
Hey, I'm the only homogay here. Paizuri is a poser.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Wednesday, 01:33, June 09 2010 UTC


I have more stupid questions (Made into a new section for the sake of length)[edit]

  • One, when you joined this... place... did you get an email saying 'welcome to uncyclopedia.org'? From wikia? o_O With something about a cabal? And when did you join? Mind, I'm only curious at this; it doesn't actually bear any relevance to anything, but... eh.
  • Two... how does one make a fancy signature?
  • Three... what was my other question? *shifty eyes* - Athyria 15:03, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
  1. Yes, I got an email from them when I joined. I made an account in August 2009, but I lost the password for it and made this one in September '09. There is no cabal.
  2. You can make a signature by creating the page User:Lyrithya/sig. Make sure it follows UN:SIG, and I can start it for you if you want.
  3. Your other question was regarding me and my rather large penis. I know. It's huge. —Pelozurian (talk) 01:19, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
    1. You did? Interesting... but even if there is no cabal (what's a cabal?), was there mention of one? And why couldn't you request a new password? And what makes you so sure there is no cabal? (And what's a cabal?)
    2. How do you fellas modify the timestamp formats?
    3. Why, how large is it? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:22, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
For # 2.) This may help Does this help?  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  09 Jun 2010 ~ 04:29 (UTC)
  1. I couldn't request a new password because I didn't enter an email into the system when I signed up. There is no cabal. Don't worry about it at all, because it doesn't exist. The cabal, that is.
  2. You can modify your timestamp by going to your preferences, and in the signature box put in {{Subst:Nosubst|User:Lyrithya/sig}} <font color=""><small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}} (UTC)</small></font> and check the "custom signature" box below it. You don't have to make it small or a specific color, it was just an example.
  3. It really is quite large. If I had to estimate, I'd say it's at least long enough to tit-fuck 72 virgins in heaven at the same time. Also, FU edit conflict —Pelozurian (talk) 04:44, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
  1. Then how did you get an email? And besides, how does simply repeating the matter prove that there is no cabal? *puts on tinfoil hat*
  2. Thanks, both of you. That... actually, I think I got it. I guess. Wait... what about seconds? Any way to add those?
  3. What is tit-fucking? I'm sure I could find out elsewhere, but I want you to tell me. ~ Meaningless symbol Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100609 - 18:22 (UTC)
Wow, you ask a lot of questions...
  1. I entered an email for this account, so Wikia was able to send me one. And the simple fact is that there is no cabal. It just doesn't exist.
  2. Seconds are included in {{CURRENTTIME}}.
  3. See Wikipedia:Paizuri for the real meaning behind my username. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:41, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
For a late answer, changing the timestamp is usually a pretty huge pain, so that's probably the best one you'll get.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Wednesday, 07:14, June 09 2010 UTC
Apparently... if even this is so roundabout. *mutters*
Naw, this isn't a lot. A lot would be... well, a lot.
  1. Well, why not?
  2. ...are you sure?
  3. Meh, I wanted you to explain in your own words. That's just not the same.
Am I really annoying you, yet? If so, I can stop. ~ Meaningless symbol Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100609 - 19:31 (UTC)
2. Yes, just look at the timestamp in my signature.
3. Tit-fucking is the act of putting your penis between a womans breasts and letting her rub her boobies on it.
If your goal is to annoy me, you'll have to do a lot better than that. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:28, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
2. Your signature doesn't have seconds either. O_o
3. Hmm... damn. I just cannot think of anything particularily mocking to say to that. Blargle. So you like tit-fucking, do you?
If my goal was to annoy you, I would actually be trying. On that note, what do you find annoying? ~ Meaningless symbol Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100609 - 21:59 (UTC)
2. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
3. Yes, I do find that activity quite diverting.
Well, it really annoys me when girls want to talk to me. If you could find a girl (especially a hot one; I hate those) to talk to me, I'd really hate it. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:46, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
Why do I have this strange feeling that you're just saying that so I might find you one? And besides, how would someone like me find hot girls? Really. Think things through. ~ Meaningless symbol Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100610 - 02:22 (UTC)
I believe you described tit masturbation rather than tit fucking, in which you would do the actual moving in the relationship. Well lubed is good. You must live up to your name, and gift the women with many a necklace. Aleister 2:53 10 6 MMX
Sorry, I'm not good at describing things. Like, it's this kinda sorta problem-ish thingy I've had for...like...a while. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:06, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

Man, lately your talk page[edit]

...seems cooler than mine. You've got all this funny stuff and clever users and witty banter and (now) run on sentences and proper spellings and stuff and junk. I envy you, Coolmaster Paizuri! Let me know when Taco goes into production, unless it already has & then I already knew that. (Sorry about the edit conflict)  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  09 Jun 2010 ~ 04:51 (UTC)

I HATE YOU I WILL NEVER EVER EVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT!! It's okayPelozurian (talk) 05:00, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
It's so nice to have a dedicated stalker fan again! Geah!  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  09 Jun 2010 ~ 05:51 (UTC)
Geah! *knucklebump* —Pelozurian (talk) 06:02, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

I STILL AM NOT GETTING MY DUE POKING[edit]

I BELIEVE YOU ARE MISTAKEN GOOD SIR[edit]

How To: Survive the Titanic[edit]

or whatever the hell its called. Just wanted to let you know, I worked on this and think its fit to be released back into the wild. I'm running it through the pee review just to be sure. --John Lydon 19:49, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

You improved it a lot from what that IP originally wrote. Good job, but it has to be checked by an admin. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:29, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

Taco[edit]

Step over here, and you will get poked, poked real good.

Maybe time to start up Taco, now or in a day or two, no huge hurry but put something on the page so we have a direction you want to go. Maybe you will dream the direction tonight, so be sure to have a pen and paper by your futon. Very exciting! What do you think of Chicken, ready to be peed upon? Greenies. Aleister 23:06 9 6 MMX

Yeah, I think it's time to piss on that chicken. Just don't hurt it; after all, it is a slave and a rape victim. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:53, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
Would you put it up? HELPME and some other guy were complaining that Funnybony and myself were putting too many pages on pee review, they called us out by name. I tried to find them, but they had gone into hiding by that time. Now when I put something up there it sits for weeks, gathering dust, and the pee reviewers come by and laugh at it. So if I put the page up it would go unreviewed until the equinox at the earliest. In any case, I'll mainspace it. Chicken. Aleister 2:23 10 6 MMX
p.s. Mainspaced, Chicken
p.s.s. And after reading your adoptee's new page I believe we have found next month's NOTM. Better than Toast. Hesheit is a natural in combining language and tempo.
I agree, he is an exceptionally good writer and wiki coder. Plus, he doesn't seem to be a sockpuppet like TOAST; no matter how much I love him and Anderson Cooper. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:08, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

Did you want to put chicken on pee review, or should we ask someone that the pee review people would respect, unlike you and I. Aleister 13:07 10 6 MMX

Heh, lol. To tell you the truth, I always skip over you and Funnyboy's articles... because I don't know how to review them, you know, not because I think you're scum (oh no, definitely not because I think you're scum). My exams will be over soon, and I plan to review at least 5 times per week while skipping over your articles. Now, Paizuri, on the other hand, is someone who inspires respect, and I'm sure that articles posted by him will get pee reviewed very quickly. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig216:50, Jun 10, 2010
It's because I got reaped by Sycamore, isn't it? —Pelozurian (talk) 20:04, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
If I were to pick any inactive Uncyclopedian I could get reaped by, it'd be Todd Lyons. Sycamore is like, number 6 or 7. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig209:38, Jun 11, 2010
Personally, I'd pick Dave. I mean, what a visionary...such a shame we lost him. —Pelozurian (talk) 09:41, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
Speaking of past admins, it's such a shame we lost CRUSHERBOT. I stumbled upon his log and laughed for 20 minutes. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig209:49, Jun 11, 2010
He'll be back in another five years when that generation's Dexter unleashes his wrath on Uncyclopedia once again. —Pelozurian (talk) 09:55, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for finding and voting for Reinventing the Wheel, an article I consider one of my best pages, without me whoring it to you. The only person I whored it too was Hiatus, who notified me that she thought I was scum, and forgot that she had bought me a drink to celebrate it's conception. And if I had to be reaped by a past user, I'd pick Betty Boop, of course. Al 10:41 11 6 MMX

I thought HH was just a guy pretending to be a girl? And you're welcome, bud. —Pelozurian (talk) 19:10, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

your RV[edit]

Why are reverting the Titanic article it have this template on it

{{Rewrite/Hard}}


Page Vandal 21:50, June 11, 2010 (UTC)

Well, what you did was hardly a rewrite. All you did was delete most of the intro and remove all the categories. If you really want to improve it, try rewriting the whole article in accordance with HTBFANJS instead of doing what you did. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:23, 11 June 2010 (UTC)


Sir?!? Excuse me sir???[edit]

7079-main.jpg Are you enjoying the flight? Can I get you anything? Fluff your pillow? Cook your taco? Adjust your seating, airflow, overhead light or oxygen? Ok then, I salute you!  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)

Even more stupid questions![edit]

I'll come back when I remember them. *yawns extravagantly and passes out* ~ Meaningless symbol Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100613 - 04:23 (UTC)

Oh, here's one. Any easy way to make it look like a crazy person scribbled out bits of an article?
And what is the second vector integral of a tauroid projected on your... um... nevermind. ~ Meaningless symbol Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100613 - 04:47 (UTC)
  1. You mean like this?
  2. Morg just caveman. Morg no get big words. --pie something 05:04, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
No, I mean like scribbling in every direction. And you Morg? ~ Meaningless symbol Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100613 - 14:41 (UTC)
  1. Oh, you can't do that in standard mediawiki.
  2. Yes --pie something 15:55, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
What's standard mediawiki? And what about unstandard?
Oh. Why you Morg?
And what's the order of uncyclopedia?
And can I nominate my own articles for VFD because I think they suck? (I think all my stuff sucks. *shifty eyes*)
Is there any right way to steal templates off wikipedia?
Do goats really make good lawnmowers?
How does one override Firefox's overridding of format overrides?
Do you like pie?
How does one make tildas on a UK keyboard?
And why the hell does vista keep changing my format to UK and then not letting me change it back?!
And how does one copy and paste with windows? O_o; Oh, blargle. -Lyrithya sometime later on the wrong damn operating system
Wikipedia:Mediawiki should answer that.
I Morg because that my name
The Order of Uncyclopedia page should tell you about it and the different ranks.
No, if you want to delete your articles you put them in QVFD with the comment "author's request." I don't recommend it though, because your articles are actually pretty good.
Copy and paste?
Yes, especially if you genetically enhance their teeth and claws to become extra extra razor laser sharp. You can send them after your neighbor, too (Damn you Mr. Morrison!!)
Oh, that's easy. You just...um...ehhhhh?
no i haet pai he sux crappy crapy shitballs
I wouldn't know, as I'm American and I favour the Americanese keyboards.
Because it hates you.
Highlight, give it a doughnut, right-click, scratch its balls, copy, sacrifice ten virgins, and paste. --pie something 23:06, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

That's what you get for adopting an interesting and intelligent newborn. Why is the sky blue? Are we there yet? Where do doggies come from? Welcome to parenthood! (And L., if you try to huff your very good articles I will stomp and throw a tantrum) Aleister 23:58 13 6 MMX

The sky is blue because...oh, Aleister, I didn't see you there! (HELP ME) --pie something 01:13, June 14, 2010 (UTC)
What?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Monday, 01:37, June 14 2010 UTC
I come on little cats feet. Al 2:21 14 6 MMX
I need you both to take care of little Lyrithya while I'm out drinking partying studying. --pie something 07:54, June 14, 2010 (UTC)


  1. Hmm... I got distracted by the flower. Or a flower... there may have been others, but I did not get that far.
  2. Why that your name?
  3. Well, it didn't. Ranks, yes. But thing itself, not really.
  4. Ooooo. I'll do that if I ever write anything. And what are you talking about? I haven't written anything yet.
  5. So I just copy and paste all of the template and the templates called by the templates and the other templates and the...?
  6. What, did Morrison do that?
  7. Eh?
  8. As opposed to non-crappy shitballs?
  9. Ooo, irony! Wait, this is a humour site, innit? Dammit, I keep forgetting.
  10. Yes.


The sky is blue because of the angles of light... different frequencies pass through the atmosphere differently (or not at all) so that what we see is what comes through - happens to be blue.
No, no, no. Wrong question. How long have we been there yet?
Doggies come from a horrible place in West Jersey. See, the farmers plant their doggy trees and after a fertile season, little doggies fall off... only most of them of late have been going bad. So there are these vampiric doggies running everywhere...

Sorry, couldn't resist. And don't worry, Al... I won't delete my articles. Mostly because I'll probably never get around to writing them.

And 'take care'? That sounds ominous... like smothering babies. *suspicious look*

And if I'm 'interesting and intelligent' then I have to wonder what most of the folks are like to make me seem thus by comparison... I mean, not enough to go look, but there is some curiosity.

~ Meaningless symbol Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100614 - 15:59 (UTC)
2. Morg my name because it my name
3. Ranks is pretty much all there is to it.
4. Don't you lie to me!!
5. Yes.
6. We did it to each other.
7. Qua?
8. Mhm, regular shitballs are fine.
9. No, we are a humor site, not a "humour" site. Whatever that is.

You're very interesting and intelligent compared to most of us. Especially Modus and Mhaille; I don't think they've even begun to grasp the concept of humor yet. Not even close to sysopping here. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:40, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Wait, my dictionary doesn't even have an entry for "humor".....WFT? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
That's weird. What are you, British or something? *snicker*Pelozurian (talk) 12:04, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
Its not a fucking Snicker, its a Marathon you bastard... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Sorry, you lost me. —Pelozurian (talk) 19:41, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

Hey Paizuri[edit]

You may not know this already, but at your preferences you can enable a qvfd function so you don't need to copypaste the title every single time. It's somewhere in the "Gadgets" section. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:18, 18 June 2010

I actually already have that enabled, but it doesn't work on my browser. Does it work on Firefox or Safari? —Pelozurian (talk) 13:20, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
It works on Firefox. Not sure about Safari. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:44, 18 June 2010
I guess I'll try one of those then. Thanks, Socky! —Pelozurian (talk) 19:43, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
I just found out about this QVFD button last week. Why didn't you tell me about it? /me sniffs--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Friday, 08:18, June 18 2010 UTC

new welcome thingy[edit]

thank you for welcoming myself. i'm trying to fit in here, but still stay humble, so i will type in all tiny letters for now. can you tell me what to do first, and can i just start to edit without asking you first. and what does you name mean, are you italian/ ok, i guess that's it. nice meeting you. nolly

hi paizuri im new 2 and i would like to thanks you for the welcome but i dont speak englsh good either so i'l make this short: go fuk himself faggot --AyatollahMeow

Something totally random[edit]

Awhile ago you told me "That's crazy, "my period!" Bitch. They'll fuck your father!" in Spanish. I put that into a bunch of different languages and then back to English and here's what came out: "What game hooked me! "They will bitch and fuck your father!"

Language barriers will always be the funniest thing. Ever.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Friday, 09:17, June 18 2010 UTC

Si, estoy de acuerdo. Las barreras de linguas siempre va a querer a chupar sus huevos. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:28, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

Just Learning[edit]

wanted to contribute to the site so i am trying to save that page it is still saveable. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Lordarcadian (talk • contribs)

I already put it up for deletion, but you can copy what you have into your userspace here: User:Lordarcadian/Democratic so you can keep working on it if it's deleted. I'll go ahead and do that for you. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

thanks Lordarcadian 05:26, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

Yup. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:34, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

*cough*[edit]

/gives evil stare ~ Readmesoon 16:59, June 20, 2010 (UTC)