You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!
Hello, PatPeter, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.
Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".
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Your ban and You
Your edit to the talk section of the main page was not all that good. In fact, it made me want to ban you. Luckily, I give into my urges readily.
- A) Typing in all caps is bad. It's considered yelling. The fact that you can't read simple directions is strike 2.
- B) Modifying other users' comments or edits solely because they offend you is bad.
If you would like to continue editing this website, I'd strongly recommend reading the links above, and not being an easily offended dumbass. Thanks for your time. 02/16 00:08
WIP move notice of An honors stvdent
Hey, your article that was called An honors stvdent has been moved to User:PatPeter/An honors stvdent for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 16:04, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
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