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Feel free to whore your works and stuff below. This is a welcome whore zone - otherwise I'll probably miss it...

Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 02:46, 31/08/2009

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[edit] Archiving 101

Let's say my user talk page is getting longer than I want it to be and I want to archive it. Here are three questions.

  • First, how do I do it? Do I create a new page named User talk:USERNAME/Archive 1 and then copy and past my ready-to-be-archived user page there? Or is there some special move function?
  • Second, when I do archive it, does it save only my current talk page and not 500 pages of earlier versions of my user talk page?
  • Three, are you really a Puppy and are you really on the radio?

CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 05:15, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

  1. At the top of the screen id a move tab. This is used to move a page from one location to another (say User talk:PuppyOnTheRadio to User talk:PuppyOnTheRadio/Archive 3
  2. After it's moved it gives you a link back to where it was moved from. If you end up redirecting, then under the title of the page that you've redirected to is a link with a redirect suppress.
  3. You then edit this page so that it has the code in it you want.
  4. Orian then comes along and throws paint all over your nice clean user_talk page.
If it's done right the history comes across with it. If it's done badly you still have the history, but it may be attached to your talk page, not the archive version. (But you want to keep the historical versions - sometime helps work out who really said what to whom.)
Thanks for your help! I'll try that. Also thanks for saying you'd vote for the Brooke Shields article for VFH. Right now five people have voted for it and none against. I don't know if that's enough, but whether it makes it or not it's great having people vote for it. Thanks a lot! CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 00:47, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Egad!

After a weekend of relative absence, I come back to see that the Pee queue is even more out of control than when I last looked at it. I don't know if you're still gung ho about clearing through that, though I'll certainly be helping you if your are, because, quite frankly, the current situation is ridiculous. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:21, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] The Misunderstood

I'm happy you are doing the review. Please Google "I Can Take You To The Sun" to see the extent of the song's fame. It (song) even has it's own page on Wiki. Late John Peel, OBE, famous UK BBC DJ told that my getting drafted from London, and the destruction of the band, was the BIGGEST sorrow of his entire life. And he wasn't even in the band. Some how I overcame 12 years as a fugitive in India, living as a monk, and eventually got a pardon. But the whole thing is a good enough story to be a published book and a movie in process. I'll be glad to send you the eBook as a pdf. Otherwise it's sold on amazon in hard-bound as "Like Misunderstood". On the Misunderstood Uncyclopedia page I had to put a few of the many accolades, just to be taken seriously (it's not a vanity thing, it's a "proof" thing - I mean, there's nothing funny about a lousy band not making it). Please listen to "I Can Take You To The Sun" before you'll get the whole joke. Real bummer, bro! So what else to do with a bummer than laugh? I want this page to be good as possible, and I'm not qualified to do that. So please feel free to edit anything that's no good. Thanks for your time and advice.--Funnybony 12:52, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Bro, I added an excerpt from the novel, etc

Please check it out again before reviewing. It's better now. Yaosir!!!--Funnybony 18:11, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Bro! I can see you guys have a real work load. I would do some reviews. but after reading other-reviews I know I'm not qualified to advise others. I took all the Pee review advice, made the story silly but more factual, added somne funny nonsense, also added a few accolades to remove any question of vanity page or non-notability. And I removed lots of fat. I also added a excerpt from the band's bio (just a few paras) which might appear too commercial, but really I'm giving barest information, so it's no hype. You are free to edit out anything you think.

If you think the article is alright as is to be worthy of being nominated then I would appreciate if you could put it up for nom. If you have time, rather than doing a review, if you could just edit through the article removing anything the "committee" might object to. Please edit first, unless there is nothing to edit.

Those Pee reviews are really a LOT of work as I see you guys get into detailed advising. It would be easier to edit the article, rather than explain to me. And if not good enough for feature, then what needs to be done? Much appreciated your help it is!---Yoda--Funnybony 16:41, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Heya

Pee Reviewer of the Month Reviewer of the Month August 2009

--Ranavatar.PNG the spawn of hitler him self, YO!! Ranavatar.PNG 00:50, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations! CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 02:35, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
w00t!
Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 03:33, 1/09/2009

[edit] Peed on POOF

ThinkerToilet.jpg The article UnNews:An Open Letter from "Protect the Overtly Offensive Foundation" has been reviewed by Miley Spears(talk)
Version as at 04:31, 21 August 2009 PEE review

I hope you don't mind me ripping off your Pee Review box, but I like it. CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 02:33, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Bad Doggy

I see you vandalised my user page. Bad, bad doggy! Where's my rolled up newspaper? What? You peed on it? Why do I need to provide this? 17:59, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Brooke Shields Says Good Puppy

Brooke Shields (2008).JPG Miley Spears thanks you for voting
For the VFH nominated
Brooke Shields.
It was selected as the
Feature article for
September 4, 2009!

Thanks for voting for. I'm sorry if my subtle reminders weren't too subtle! lol CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 02:06, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

See at the top of the page. I have no issue with reminders, subtle or blatant. This is a welcome whore zone, so you're welcome.
Ah, maybe that didn't come out right. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 07:41, 4/09/2009
Oh my god! You just called Miley a crack whore! How did you know? I thought she hid it quite well.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:54 4 September 2009
I'm trying to see where I used the word crack. A crack whore is a woman who sleeps with men for the drugs, a whore is a woman who sleeps with men potentially without any reward beyond the sex. And a craic whore is someone who sleeps with people as a joke. Needless to say, craic whore is a concept that has never really caught on. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 02:04, 5/09/2009
You getting all this Miley? He thinks it'd be funny if you fucked him. Actually it would be funny if he got AIDS.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 02:24 5 September 2009

Actually, this joke has me stuffed, as there is absolutely no way that I can think of coming back to this without either being really sleazy, or also really offensive. Take a bow there, young man Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 03:58, 8/09/2009 I should sue you all for sexual harrassment! But instead, I'm just giving you a big SPANKING! CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 04:09, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Just a bit further to the left please! Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 04:12, 8/09/2009

[edit] The Misunderstood

Bro! I really appreciate all the advice. And I'll be following EVERY suggestion... hopefully with your kind help. I'll be having some questions for you and sending you some revisions for comment if that is alright!? This band, as you say, is in a unique situation because it was a musical tragedy for the whole world, and many people think that, especially the music critics. So blaming karma is the only way to make a bummer funny.

BTW: You got me started thinking about Baby Boomers so I did a piece I hope you like (and even edit and contribute). It has potential I think. But needs expert help. Thanks again, and I'll be working on that starting NOW... And please don't be surprised if I'm in touch. Good-on-ya, mate!--Funnybony 08:32, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

I love Baby Boomers. I'm likely to make a couple of minor changes to it, but probably not just yet. It is by far your best work yet! Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 08:39, 4/09/2009
Great I am getting the hang of it slowly. I'm really a musician, gemologist and designer, no qualification in comedy. But I have a sense of humor. NOTE: The Misunderstood has been up for almost 2 years, at first it was just HTBSANJF style. Only in the last few months did I rewrite the "karma" angle. If you check the history of The Misunderstood, and restore the old version, maybe it's better? Or maybe combine the two versions (if that's possible?). Thanks, Pup!--Funnybony 19:23, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

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[edit] Tell me a Story

Please. always mindful of my manners.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 22:31 4 September 2009

Once upon a time there was a little froggy who was living on a lilypad. He was a very small froggy, and the lilypad was rather large, so to him the lilypad was his entire world. Sure, he had vague memories of being a polliwog, of swimming in the water, and crawling onto the pad way back when, but they were vague memories, almost like a dream.
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I liked that. Thank you. Now, tuck me in.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 02:31 5 September 2009
Good night, princess. Sweet dreams. Kiss nights. slurp schlup shcwimmm p'toong. Oh, you had chicken for lunch. ~~
Mummy, Daddy called me a girl again!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 02:39 5 September 2009
I wonder how I could have been confused. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 02:47, 5/09/2009
Well you took that completely out of context. I want my lawyer.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 02:50 5 September 2009

[edit] The answer is no.

You get one vote total. Just make your self-against be a comment. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 03:44, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Thought so. Happy to leave it as is... same effect in the long run. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 03:51, 5/09/2009

[edit] Baby Boomer SAT

Brilliant!!! BTW: If you have a chance please see The Misunderstood as I did all changes as best I could and keep it funny (and totally deleted the book excerpt). I mean, the very word "bummer" is already funny (unless it's YOUR bummer). Thanks and appreciation.--Funnybony 17:05, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, being slack on this... Have a look at it over the next 24-48, promise - POTR

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[edit] Prehistoric Thanks

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[edit] Issac the tank engine

You might have noticed that I unfeatured the article. Real sorry about the mess, but I think we dropped to a level of VFH voting we haven't been at for over three years. I am sorry that your article was the one that got in the way. Also, you might want to add yourself here. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 22:52, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

That's great you're in UN:HS! But I think withdrawing this as featured sucks. I'm going to post something on Moridllo's talk page. Don't worry I'll say you had nothing to do with me commenting and didn't even know I was going to do it. CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 02:37, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Ummm... I had nothing to do with your commenting and I didn't knowyou were going to do it... and I'm scared to go and look now. However, I appreciate the thought, but it's not an issue. And I haven't joined HS yet... have to do that this evening... Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 03:04, 9/09/2009
I became the plague of Uncyclopedia that you need to gear yourself up to talk with me? :) ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:53, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] POOF PEE II

I'm commenting before rereading my Pee Review, so I can see how I feel now not last week. I feel your article's definitely better! I still would like the first sentence to end with the punchline as "free speech and misinformation" instead of "misinformation and free speech." I love the picture of the boy with the knife in the socket and even the red lined misspelling "stoopid." This is definitely the new, improved first pic. Sorry, still don't like "obscenititties," but I'm almost starting to like not having "to worry about" what you'll find when you click on your "favourites." I really think you've improved the letter! But still it has things like "on-line" in quotes, and phrase like "the amount of censorship that’s has been taking place on the networks" mixed in with well-worded, educated-sounding sentences. I think if you want the guy to sound like he's going over his own head, more of the mis-wordings in the letter while trying to sound impressive would be good. And I almost got the image "HowTo: Play the Bongos with your Genitalia" out of my head and now it's back again! :P

A couple more comments after rereading my Pee Review. "How can you help" I like much better. "Open Letter to Internet administrators" I like better. I think you've done a great job improving!

I just read ChiefjusticeDS Pee Review for the first time, but didn't read the version he reviewed. He said something I didn't say but I agree with him. "Personally I feel it requires some evidence for your side of this argument; if you are going to argue against censorship then why not include some kind of fictionalised example that has been censored. You could also include statements from users. Try and follow the example of an actual request for signatures in an actual newspaper or news website. These sites always include 'concrete' evidence for what they are arguing for, if you could do the same but regarding obscenity I think you could pick up a few laughs before the Open Letter actually begins." I think that could be very short, maybe three short sources, but could be enough to move this to VFH. Please post what's up with the article on my talk page! CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 02:34, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Chief's PEE made me introduce the HowTo: aspect... Thanks again, I missed that change to the first line and I did agree with it when I read it... Back to it I guess... Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 02:57, 9/09/2009

[edit] POTR block

I've changed the setting on the POTR block so it wouldn't include IP. If you still can't edit, use the "send email" option in my page and I'll take care of it. Thanks. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 06:33, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

Didn't need to worry... I managed to get on using the phone and the work pc. By the time I get back on the home PC the IP ban would have vanished. And again, sorry if I caused any offence. Completely not the intent.Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 07:44, 10/09/2009
It wouldn't have vanished, it would renew every time you tried to login, but I removed the IP block option. No offense taken. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 09:55, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UnNews Staff

What do I have to do to be on the UnNews Staff? I wrote an UnNews article. Does that count? CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 22:38, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

I have no idea... as far as I can tell that's it, but never really looked into it. (In fact, I should probably remove the category from my home page.) Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 22:53, 10/09/2009
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